The Togetherness Factor Part 1: Getting Together by David Eddy Last Updated: Sunday, 3 January 1999 A fan fiction based on Takahashi Rumiko's Manga series, Ranma 1/2. The characters of Ranma 1/2 are the property of Takahashi Rumiko and her licensees. This story is set in the summer holidays following the events of volume 38 of the Ranma 1/2 manga. Tendou Soun and Saotome Genma, buddies of a lifetime, brothers in arms, fellow students of an impossibly-harsh master, bane of the Nerima criminal element, matchmakers extraordinaire, and all-around good guys, strolled along a street in Nermia's shopping district. Actually, they did not so much stroll as stagger, leaning against one another for support, only a lifetime's training in the martial arts keeping them from the gutter. It was late, and they had drunk entirely too much sake tonight... although tomorrow, the depth of their shared feelings would be of little comfort against the roaring hangovers they would experience. For now, however, they were feeling absolutely no pain... although other people in the street were. Soun and Genma were singing, and those people out and about were crossing the street to avoid the pair, hurrying quickly on their way to escape the awful caterwauling. They turned a corner and attracted the baleful glare of a policeman standing post in his police box. Genma noticed, and stopped singing. Soun continued regardless, and Genma pulled on his friend's shoulder. "Shhh!" hissed Genma in a stage whisper. "Mustn't disturb people!" Soun stopped singing, looked at him owlishly, then at length nodded slowly, deliberately. "That would be most impolite," he rumbled, pronouncing his words with extreme care. He looked up the street which disappeared further into the shopping area, then slowly peered up another way which led into an area where houses pushed together, lining the street. "That way," he said after careful deliberation, pointing down the residential street. Genma grinned as though Soun had told an enormous joke. "Sure, sure," he said. "Jus' wanna res' for a bit." And he sat down untidily against the wall, grinning sloppily. Soun squatted against the wall next to Genma, his actions very deliberate. For a time it was quiet. Then Genma giggled. "We mus' fin' a way to get them to marry, Soun ol' buddy," he said. "Gotta be something we can do." The tall, dignified (but very drunk) man squatting next to him just shook his head, slowly at first, then more quickly, loosely. "They will never be married, Saotome-kun! You've seen them! What could be more obvious than their love, yet they refuse to see it! Instead they push each other away, growing to hate each other!! Waaaa!!" Genma looked at Soun, disgusted. He wondered why his friend had so little determination, but decided that that was okay; he would provide determination for them both. What were friends for, after all? "Don' worry, Soun ol' boy, don' worry," he slurred. "I'm sure we c'n come up with a way of gettin' 'em together." A shadow detached itself from a black spot on the wall and glided gently towards the two. Genma noticed the figure's approach only when it was a few yards away, his senses blunted by the heroic amounts of sake he'd imbibed this evening. Soun just stared at the sidewalk, absorbed in visions of the likely fate of the dojo at the hands of his unmarried daughter. The shadow stopped in front of the two. At last, Soun noticed, while Genma stared at the figure slack-faced. "Perhaps I can be of assistance, gentlemen," she said in an old but firm voice. * * * Kasumi winced inwardly at the sounds of argument. Ranma and Akane were at it again. She tried to stop a flush colouring her cheeks as she passed people on the streets. Most of the residents of Nerima were used to these antics, but whatever did they think of the Tendou family for these constant disruptions? And when would those two stop and realise that they loved each other? It was quite apparent to someone watching them, even if they didn't admit it to themselves. They way they acted, the way they looked at each other from time to time, the way they got furiously jealous at each other.... Plus, both being martial artists and the same age, they were obviously meant for each other. It was their karma to be together. But oh! the arguments they had. Everything would be so much more peaceful, and everyone would be so much happier if only they would stop arguing for long enough to realise it themselves. Maybe it was time to give them a helping hand. Yes. She would cook cinnamon cookies and make some fresh lemonade when she got home, and have Ranma give them to Akane. Maybe, just maybe, they would come to admit to each other their feelings. The prospect of such a thing happening had her skipping joyfully down the street. * * * Ranma was sitting on a rock by the koi pond in the hot sun of mid-afternoon, sulking. At least it wasn't raining. The oppressive humidity of the rainy season was over at last, and the clear blue sky promised wonderful dryness for days to come. Yes, it was a beautiful day. His father hadn't arisen until lunchtime, but he hadn't eaten much... which was not surprising considering his gray pallor and the lingering smell of second-hand alcohol that had driven Ranma from his bed early this morning. He smiled. His father had been most reluctant to train earlier, after lunch, but Ranma had quoted his own words back at him and taken great delight in knocking him into the koi pond. He had retreated inside like a surly bear, and Ranma had decided to enjoy the afternoon sun on this unusually mild day. Sitting out here, he liked to take in what was going on around him. A little while ago, a delightful aroma had begun wafting from the house. A little while afterwards the two fathers had headed out of the house, headed for the public baths to wash the poisons from their systems. And now footsteps sounded clearly from inside the house. They had Kasumi's cadence. He amused himself by visualizing her walking around inside the house, tracking her in his head as he watched the koi move about in the murky water of the pond. In his head, she stopped at the edge of the verandah overlooking the pond. "Ranma," said Kasumi. "Would you like some cookies?" He looked up and around; Kasumi was standing where he had thought holding a tray in her hands. On it was a pitcher of lemonade and some glasses; he assumed there would also be a plate of the cookies he had smelt earlier. "Um? Your cookies? You betcha!" She smiled benignly at him. "I've made some lemonade as well. Why don't you take this up to Akane and she can have some with you. Maybe it's time you two made up after your fight this morning." "Aw, hell, Kasumi, it's not like it's my fault or anythin'." "Don't you think Akane would like some cookies and lemonade?" She smiled innocently. "Besides, even if you think it wasn't your fault, Akane obviously does so why not make up with her? It's so much more pleasant when you two get along, and I'm sure you like it more that way too." Ranma looked to the pond again as he turned Kasumi's words over in his mind. She was right, he liked it a lot better when he and Akane got along. As for making up to her... well, he didn't really like being out of sorts with Akane and maybe taking her cookies and lemonade would mean he wouldn't have to talk about this morning. He got up easily, his silk top warm on his back, and skipped quickly over to stand by Kasumi. He noticed Nabiki spread out comfortably on the living room tatami, kicking her legs idly, reading one of her shoujo manga. He took the tray from Kasumi, noting that there were six delicious-smelling cookies arranged neatly on a plate. "Okay, I'll do it." Kasumi beamed at him. "Thank you, Ranma." Ranma hesitated a moment before knocking quietly on Akane's door. There was no response, so he knocked again a little more loudly. "What do you want, Ranma?" came Akane's voice, sounding a little peeved. He opened the door and stepped into her room. Akane was on her bed. She had been lying face-down and was holding her body up with her arms, twisted around to look at the door. "Who said you could come in?" she said dismissively, not bothering to change her position. How dare that baka invade her bedroom after what he said this morning?! She watched as he sat on the floor and smoothly put the tray he was carrying down in front of himself. Ice cubes tinkled gently in the pitcher, and the aroma of freshly-baked cookies reached her nostrils. Ranma smiled that crooked little smile at her that made him look so handsome and said, "Kasumi gave this to me for us to have together. She told me I should make up with you." He broke eye contact to look down at the tray, shaking his head. "Wouldn't you like a cookie?" Akane sat up fully and sighed. She hadn't forgiven him for insulting her this morning but it really wasn't worth arguing about any more... and besides, the cookies smelled delicious. She got down to sit on the floor opposite him. "Sure, why not?" Ranma poured two glasses of lemonade and handed her one; they each grabbed a cookie and ate. He was pleased that Akane hadn't bitten his head off when he came into her room, and sitting and just sharing time with her this way... well, he didn't mind that at all. Munching on his second cookie, Ranma wondered to himself at the slight aftertaste. The lemonade made the taste go away, though. But as he finished his third cookie, he started feeling quite queasy. Sipping more lemonade and trying to ignore his stomach's protests, he watched Akane finish her last cookie. Like him, she finished by sipping some lemonade as though to get a bad taste out of her mouth. A frown appeared. She looked over at him. "Ranma, do you... do you feel a little ill?" Her voice sounded unsteady. He watched, fascinated, as her face paled and beads of sweat broke out. "Er, actually--" Churning nausea forced Ranma to cut his reply short. He swallowed to control the upcoming surge, and it obeyed reluctantly, almost spilling over into his mouth. The emergency over for the moment, he gulped the remainder of his lemonade to wash the burning taste of bile from the back of his throat. He felt better almost immediately. "Man, that was close. Hey! I feel better!" Watching him, Akane quickly picked up her glass and forced it down against the protests of her stomach. Gratefully she felt the nausea recede, to be replaced with a feeling of well-being. She wiped her brow with the back of one hand. There was silence for a time. Ranma watched Akane's colour return, concern for her uppermost in his mind. After a time she glanced at him and their eyes met. Ranma felt an unusual frisson before he quickly glanced away in embarrassment. Akane felt the eye contact as a quick leap of her heart, and she felt vaguely disappointed when Ranma glanced away. The slight flush decorating his face told of his feelings, however, and she smiled to herself a little. Still, she didn't want things to go too quickly... best to get rid of him before he put his foot in his mouth again and ruined the feeling. "Ranma...?" "Yes?" She smiled at him. "Thank you for bringing the cookies. That was nice of you." Ranma felt his heart thumping. What would she say next? Could it be...? "But I'm feeling tired and would like to take a nap. Would you mind taking the tray back to the kitchen as you go?" Her voice was gentle and somehow Ranma didn't feel rejected, although he couldn't avoid a certain disappointment. With a sigh, he grabbed the tray and got up. "Sure. Have a nice nap," he said quietly. He smiled at her as he stepped towards the door. He ignored the discomfort that he felt as he stepped up to the door. He turned for a last glance at Akane as he pivoted neatly, the door handle in one hand and the tray steady in the other, and noted that she looked quite pale. He smiled reassuringly against his own growing discomfort and closed the door. He turned towards the staircase and started to walk away. He was two steps away from her door when suddenly pain stabbed at him, spiking his joints and locking his diaphragm in agony. The tray slipped out of his nerveless hands and clattered noisily to the floor. Simultaneously, a tortured cry came from Akane's room. "Aka-Akane!" he cried weakly. His legs refused to work properly and he fell to the wooden floor untidily, landing just outside Akane's door. Somehow the pain eased a little and he reached up and flung open the door. Inside, Akane was curled up in a foetal ball on the floor. She was whimpering in agony. Desperately, Ranma forced his own limbs to move and he crawled towards her. As he got closer his pain lessened a little. 'I must be getting used to the pain,' he thought to himself as he frantically looked over Akane. He reached out to touch her cheek. "Akane!" he croaked out. "Are you all right?" As he touched her cheek, the pain magically vanished, leaving only its memory to torture him. Akane relaxed, too, then looked up at him with a worried expression. "Ranma?" Sweat still stood on her skin. "What's happening to me, Ranma?" she asked. "One moment I hurt all over, and then I feel fine! I don't understand," she finished plaintively. Akane frowned as she looked Ranma over. He was sweating, and looked a little pale although his colour was returning. His expression was very concerned... 'Concerned for me?' she wondered. 'Ranma?' Running footsteps thudded in the hallway outside, then Kasumi and Nabiki burst in. "Akane!" said Kasumi frantically. "Are you all right?!" "What happened, sis? Did Ranma...?" "I'd *never* hurt Akane!" said Ranma indignantly, shocked at Nabiki's question. He knelt back from leaning over Akane to face her. Nabiki turned on him. "You hurt her all the time," she said icily. "Nabiki, some other time, please," said Kasumi. She knelt down next to Akane, who was still lying on the floor. "Akane... are you all right?" Akane sat up and leaned against her bed. "I'm fine, oneechan. But... when we were finishing the cookies, Ranma and I both felt quite ill, and when Ranma stepped out of my room, pain... It hurt so much, I couldn't help but cry out. And then Ranma touched me on the cheek and the pain went away, like magic." She stroked her cheek reflectively. "I didn't know there was a pain tsubo there. I've never seen Toufuu-sensei use it, anyway." Ranma cleared his throat. "Ano... Akane?" he said softly, "the same thing happened to me." Kasumi stared at him, puzzled. "When I stepped outside your room, I went to walk away and it hurt so much I dropped the tray. But when I touched your cheek to see if you were all right, the pain disappeared." "Ara, how odd," said Kasumi quietly. "I wonder if there was anything wrong with the cookies?" "Somebody's drugged us or somethin'," Ranma said resignedly. He shivered, his mind churning. He looked up at the ceiling. 'Why me?!' he railed at all the kami. 'Did I do something heinous in a previous life to deserve this punishment?!' Akane placed a hand on Ranma's shoulder but said nothing. "Nobody's come to visit us today," said Nabiki. "Not even your friends, Ranma-kun," said Kasumi brightly. There was a pause. Then Nabiki said, "So... from what you two are saying, if you get too far apart you start to hurt." Ranma looked down from the ceiling. "Agony is a pretty fair description, actually," he said flatly. "How far did he get before it started to hurt, Akane?" "I don't know." "I was just out the door when it really got bad before," said Ranma, "but I started feeling uncomfortable a bit before then." Nabiki eyed the distance from the bed to the doorway. "And Akane was on the bed?" "I was on the floor, right here," said Akane. She, too, was eyeing the distance to the door speculatively. "It's not very far, is it?" she said in dismay after a moment. Nabiki shook her head. "It looks like you two are going to have to live together more closely than any *married* couple until this wears off," she said. She snorted. "*That* ought to be fun. I guess you guys are going to have a good chance to try to learn to live together without killing each other." She turned and left, shaking her head. Kasumi smiled brightly at the pair. "I'm sure you two will work it out," she said. "I think you two love each other, but have always been too embarrassed and too proud to admit it." She gave them each a look that made them feel like small children, then left. For a time there was silence as the embarrassed pair looked at the floor. Finally Ranma looked at Akane and their eyes met. "We need to talk," he said. She nodded. "Would you close the door please, Ranma?" "Sure." He got up and stepped toward the door. He was nearly there when Akane spoke. "Wait!" Ranma stopped immediately and turned to face her. "What is it?" "It's starting. Can you feel it?" He realised that there was a dull, low-grade ache in his stomach and joints. He nodded. "It's not very far, is it?" he said in dismay. Akane shook her head. "I... Akane, I'd like to try and close the door without making you get up as well. Do you mind?" She shook her head again. "No. I... I think we should find out how far we can go." He nodded, and started sidling slowly towards the open door. Finally he stood in the doorway. His stomach was churning, and his joints were hurting enough that he didn't really want to get any further away from her. Akane looked a little pale, he thought. "A-Akane? Are you okay?" She shook her head. "I don't think you should go any further, Ranma." "Okay." He stepped back into the room itself and closed the door before returning to sit beside Akane on the floor, moving a little awkwardly against the slowly-decreasing pain. Akane looked at him hesitantly, still a bit pale. "Ranma... it still hurts." He nodded. "I know. But it's fading." She quickly reached out and lightly touched his cheek, and suddenly all the pain went away. She sat back against the bed, sighing in relief. "Ah, that's better," she said with a smile. "How did you know to do that?" "From what you said earlier, idiot." Ranma shook his head. "I'm really sorry 'bout all this, Akane." "It's not your fault, Ranma." There was a pregnant pause as Ranma looked around helplessly. Finally, not knowing anything better to do, he sat down untidily on the floor and leaned back against the bed. Akane watched him curiously, waiting; he seemed to have something on his mind. The silence stretched, and finally Ranma spoke. "So... So, how are we going to do this? I guess I'll have to move my futon and other stuff in here." "Oh! Bathing... and dressing..." Akane turned bright red with embarrassment. Ranma nodded, also embarrassed, looking away a little. "Akane... if it'll help, I'll swear not to deliberately peek at you, and not to... um... take advantage of the sleeping or, um, bathing arrangements, I guess," he finished with a deep crimson blush. Akane's blush deepened. She spoke towards his chest. "Ranma, I... I'd like to say that isn't necessary, but I think it'd be too soon for us. So... so I hope you'll understand if I take you up on your offer. I'm sorry." He shrugged, still blushing. "I offered." He took a breath. "I... I do swear to you, Tendou Akane, not to deliberately peek at you and not to otherwise take advantage of necessary sleeping and bathing arrangements." He smiled. "There. All done." "Thank you, Ranma. Would you like some tea? I'd like to go and thank Kasumi-oneechan, too." "Okay." * * * At the table in the living room, Kasumi and Nabiki greeted Ranma and Akane as they came downstairs. Tea implements were on the table, and Kasumi was her normal cheerfully calm self. Akane watched her elder sister's flowing, precise movements as she made the tea. When finally she and Ranma had been served, and the first sips taken, she put down her cup and addressed her. "Thank you for the tea, Kasumi-oneechan. It is excellent as usual." "I agree," put in Ranma. "Oneechan, I wanted to thank you for what you said upstairs," added Akane with a quelling glance at Ranma. "We've had a talk, and, um..." Kasumi smiled at the pair. "Good," she said. "You shouldn't count your chickens before you hatch," said Nabiki harshly from where she sat reading her manga. "Let's see if you two can last a week without killing each other before we talk about undying love, shall we?" "Who said anything about undying love?!" blurted Ranma, his cheeks flushed red. "I just promised Akane I wouldn't take advantage of." He ran down, embarrassed, as Akane looked at the floor. He, too, looked down at his knees while Nabiki and Kasumi shared a look. An uneasy silence settled over the room, the sounds of birds and rustling trees coming in from outside, unasked questions filling the air. A wind chime tinkled occasional counterpoint, stirred by the gentle, warm breeze. Beneath that, the sounds of the city formed a steady aural backdrop. Akane sipped her tea again and pondered her next move. She was in a dilemma. She didn't really want to admit a weakness, but pressure was building on her. Finishing her tea with a flourish, she decided to just act as though it was the most natural thing in the world. Which it was, of course. She put down her tea cup and turned to her fiancee. "Ranma... I need to go to the toilet," she said, a little embarrassed despite her determination not to be. She was relieved when Ranma nodded matter-of-factly. "Sure. Let's go." He finished his tea and jumped up, waiting for Akane. "Aaara," breathed Kasumi, looking a little shocked. Even Nabiki looked surprised as Ranma followed Akane out of the room in the direction of the bathroom. * * * A pair of heads poked themselves into the doorway of the toilet cubicle. One nodded. "It looks okay," said Akane. "Okay, I'll wait out here," said Ranma seriously. "Don't you go away now!" Ranma snorted. "Like I have a choice?" He smiled, indicating his words had been an attempt at humour, but Akane had her back turned and slammed the door in his face. "No, you don't!" she said, a little angrily. "Stupid uncute," mumbled Ranma under his breath. "I was joking." "What did you say?" came Akane's voice, still angry. "I said, it was a joke." There was a significant pause. Then Akane said, "Oh." Flushing noises sounded, followed after a long moment by the opening of the door. Ranma was vaguely surprised to see her smiling tentatively. "I guess that's okay then," she said. He smiled back, then slipped past her to enter the toilet. "Do you need to go too?" asked Akane as he closed the door. Ranma shrugged. "Not really, but I may as well go now so I don't have to go later on." He closed the door, and Akane automatically stepped briskly towards the sink to wash her hands. She didn't make it, however. About halfway across the floor of the laundry and change room, the pain came and clubbed her to the floor, groaning. "Aaagh, itetetete!" came Ranma's voice. The toilet door was flung open and a pale-looking Ranma staggered out, holding up his pants with one hand. "Stupid thoughtless unfeminine uncute tomboy!" He stumbled over to where Akane lay on the floor, groaning. He knelt next to her and touched her cheek, then slumped forward in reaction as the pain left. "Are you okay?" he said. Akane nodded and got to her feet. Ranma did likewise. "What did you think you were doing, tomboy?! Why couldn't you wait?!" "I was just going to wash my hands, stupid!" "Didn't you think about what that would do?!" Ranma sighed and took Akane's wrist in his hand so she wouldn't run away. He examined his feet as he thought. They were starting down a well- worn path that would result in Akane either storming out or hitting him a long way away... and either could be disastrous. They had to work together, he realised, whether they wanted to or not... and that meant not making Akane angry enough to lose her reason and do something rash. He'd better treat her gently until they got used to working together... who knows how long this thing would go on? No more teasing her. Oh, well, he was beginning to get tired of it anyway. He looked at her bowed head, and wondered. Why did she react like that?... Most of the time he was only teasing her; other times he reacted automatically if she got too close or if he felt embarrassed. He was going to have to learn not to push her away, even if he thought he was joking, he realised. Even if it was all her fault. "Ranma..." said Akane, interrupting his musing, "I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking." He shook his head, and smiled at her. "That's okay, Akane. We just have to be careful, ne? I know you didn't do it deliberately." He slid his hand down from her wrist to take her hand. "Okay?" She smiled back hesitantly. "Okay." "Now, can I go to the toilet?" * * * Nabiki and Kasumi sat at the table, sipping their tea as they looked out over the engawa at the garden. The flushing of the toilet in the background caused Nabiki to turn her head slightly in that direction, then turn back to regard her elder sister. "Do you think that this will do it, oneechan?" she asked. "I mean, being forced to live in such close proximity with each other isn't necessarily going to result in a declaration of love. I'm worried it might just as easily turn them to hate." A scream of pain echoed from the bathroom area, causing Nabiki to turn away again and miss Kasumi's blush. "All we can do is make the best of it, Nabiki," she said at length. "At least the koi will get some peace." Nabiki stared at her sister in amazement before making a sound like gas leaking out of a corked bottle. Unable to contain herself any longer, she dissolved into uncontrolled but quiet laughter while Kasumi looked on, smiling benignly. * * * Ranma's mother had returned from her shopping trip and had been given the news by a cheerful Kasumi. She had accepted the news without outward reaction, but Ranma had felt her eyes upon him -- them -- ever since. But now, the lowering sun was painting the world in orange- gold light. It had been a long, sunny day today and Ranma knew that the sunset would be beautiful. His mother and Kasumi had prepared a wonderful dinner and he was feeling in the mood. Only the mysterious absence of the two fathers had acted to put a damper on the evening. "Akane, have you finished dinner?" "Yes. Why, Ranma?" "I'd like to go watch the sunset." "The sunset? Why would you want to do that?" "It's just something I like to do." "Oh. Now?" Ranma nodded and got up, offering Akane a hand to help her up. She got up under her own power, ignoring the hand. He tucked the hand behind his back and led the way outside, slightly hurt that she had rejected his offer so casually. He stopped by the pond. "Why here?" asked Akane. "Wouldn't we get a better view from over there?" Ranma shook his head and scooped Akane into his arms. "Hang on," he said before leaping to the roof of the house. Landing lightly, he said, "The view is much better up here." He let her go carefully and sat down on the roof facing the setting sun, resting his arms on his bent knees. Akane watched him for a long moment, then settled in to watch nature's display. For a long time, very little happened: The sun gradually dipped into the horizon, the sky turned a magnificent pink-purple highlighting thin, high clouds that had not been easily visible before. Gradually the world at ground-level dimmed. "So why do you do this?" asked Akane at last. Her mood was thoughtful and contemplative. Ranma said nothing for a long moment. Finally he stirred and cleared his throat. "To get away for a moment, to think, to relax," he said. "It's a different world up here. I come up here sometimes if something's bothering me, I guess." He sighed. "And it can be very beautiful." "It *is* beautiful," said Akane after another moment watching the final moments of the sun. "What's bothering you, Ranma?" The last segment of the sun was just visible, and things started happening quickly. It grew, separated into bands, and then was gone, leaving only a crimson sky shading to indigo behind them. "Dunno," he said at last. "I just wanted to get away for a bit, that's all." "From me?" Ranma shook his head. "Nah," he said absently. "I just wanted a chance to think without Nabiki butting in or having to deal with Kasumi's sweetness-and-light routine." "Think about what?" "How we're going to live together without killing each other," he said bluntly, looking at her for the first time. "Akane, all the time either I'm running away from you or you're running away from me or you hit me towards the horizon. We can't afford that any more. But I was thinkin' earlier about this, and I wondered why do we do it at all. I mean, it's not like we hate each other. I mean, I don't..." He looked towards the horizon again. Around them, street lights and the warm yellow of house lights were coming on to greet the gloaming. Continuing, he said, "All I've got so far is that I get embarrassed and if I run away I don't have to be embarrassed anymore." He sighed. "And that you seem to get insulted when I josh you." "*Josh* me?!" "Yeah, you know, stir you up, make a joke." "How can you call them *jokes*?!" "Okay, okay!" 'But they're not really jokes, are they Ranma?' he asked himself. Resignedly he covered his head with his arms, bracing himself and waiting for Akane's strike. Akane watched him curl up into a defensive ball, anger simmering inside her. 'Stop, girl, you can't afford to bash him over the horizon however richly he deserves it!' She sawed back on the urge to bash him for his behaviour, commanding her arms not to lash out. Then she noticed that he wasn't moving. He was still curled up, head between his knees and his arms covering the back of his head... why? With a lurch of her heart she realised that he was waiting for her to hit him, and not doing anything to prevent it. Almost as if... he felt he *deserved* to be hit. 'Which he does!' one part of her urged. Akane shook her head and reached out to touch his arm. She felt a slight tingle at the contact but pushed the sensation to one side as she watched him raise his head, eyes wondering. "It's okay, Ranma. Let's just try not to make each other angry, shall we?" He smiled lopsidedly. "Okay." The gate opened, and the two of them looked over the peak of the roof to see Soun and Genma entering the yard in high spirits. "Well, I guess the sunset's done," he said. "Wanna go down?" "Only if you carry me." "Lazy," he said as he gathered her up into his arms and prepared to jump down. "Maybe. By the way..." "Um?" grunted Ranma as he leaped towards a two-point landing on one of the rocks by the pond. "I don't hate you either." *SPLASH!* "Waaaaaa!" wailed Soun. "My daughter has been poisoned! Oh, no, how are our families to be joined now? Waaaaa!" Genma clapped Soun on the shoulder, his smile broad but his fingers white where they gripped Soun's shoulder. "What are you talking about, Tendou-kun? We should thank *whoever* drugged them! This potion forces them to be together! We can't fail, now!" "Wha?" Soun blinked tears out of his eyes. "What are *you* talking about, Saotome-kun?" "If they have to be together all the time, how can they possibly marry anybody else?! It's simple!" "Ah! You're right! Waaaaaa! My daughter's going to be married!" Nodoka watched this display impassively, shaking her head at the antics of the two fathers. But she could not escape the conclusion that this time, they were probably correct. And in other ways, this situation was not at all a bad thing.