Subject: [FFML] [shortfic][lemon scented] Ranma 1/2: Nanda? (3am Eternal)
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Author's notes:
	Don't even ask, I have no idea where this fic came from.  This is
not a lemon, I can't write lemons well.  Gratuitous sex?  yes.  Lemon?  no.
First draft?  hell yeah.  Future revisions?  *shrug*
	I'll put some other notes at the end, on with the story...

Everything Zen Productions presents...
Ranma 1/2: Nanda?
aka (3am Eternal)

	Ukyou heated the sake as Mousse took a seat at the counter.
Ucchan's was closed for the night, and it had been a long day.  Mousse
cleaned his glasses while Ukyou poured two cups of sake.  "Ever since they
started dating, it's all they do anymore."

	Mousse downed his cup in a quick gulp before responding, "it was
bad enough when they were doing it at home.  I caught them behind the
Nekohanten yesterday when I was taking out the trash."  He poured himself
another cup, "I wouldn't have noticed if they weren't making so much noise.

	Ukyou was working on her third cup already.  "That's all they do
anymore, just sex sex sex.  You think you have it bad, at least you don't
have to go to school with them.  They have no regard for the rest of us
poor saps.  Do you have any idea what it's like to hear moaning from the
hall closet on the way to class?  It was right before a test too."

	"Wow, that's rough."

	Ukyou covered a little burp.  "Yeah, I bombed the test.  Don't get
me wrong, Ranchan's my friend and all but I really don't need to know the
intimate details of his sex life, much less hear him going at it.  If Akane
wants it 24/7 from him that's fine with me but he doesn't have to complain
about it to me."

	Both of them sat quietly for a few moments and had a few more drinks
before Ukyou broke the silence, "so how about you?  Any luck with Shampoo yet?"

	"Are you kidding?  Things are even worse now, she's finally flipped
out.  Have you seen what she's been wearing lately?  I have sashes with
more material."  Mousse emptied his cup again.  "Ranma won't give her the
time of day, and she'll beat me to the ground if I look at her too long."
Mousse poured another cup for himself and Ukyou.  "I suppose it could be
worse, I could be Ryouga."

	Ukyou tilted her head and sighed slightly.  "Poor Ryouga, I heard
he walked in on the two of them while looking for the bathroom.  He managed
to find his way back out before he lost too much blood.  Kasumi found him
passed out on the kitchen floor and took him to Dr. Tofu.  He hasn't been
quite the same since."

	Mousse took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes.  "You'd think the
family would say something about it."

	Ukyou frowned and downed another cup of sake.  "The only objection
they had was Akane's screams keeping folks up at night.  The parents are all
for it, Kasumi's given up already, Nabiki's letting it go for a monthy charge."

	Mousse swirled the sake in his cup, "I heard Nabiki's making a
killing."

	"She was at first, but since they've gone 'public' her market's
dried up.  Can't sell what you can see for free.  I swear almost everyone's
caught them at least once, probably more than that.  No telling when they'll
try something.  That's why I only let them sit at the counter now.
Especially after I caught them last time."

	He looked to Ukyou with a twistred expression, "you mean they've
done it in here?"

	She shrugged it off and poured herself another drink.  "At least
once, it was in one of the back booths.  I'm pretty sure they've done it on
my grill too, but I'm too afraid to ask."  Ukyou looked at the shocked
expression on Mousse's face, "don't look so surprised, they've done it in
the Nekohanten a bunch of times."

	"What?!?"  Mousse shot up in his seat.

	Ukyou finished off another cup and started grinning.  "Heck,
Ranchan told me they did it in your room a couple of times."

	Mousse went for the bottle of sake and made himself another.  "Ah
geez, I didn't want to know that.  How am I suppose to sleep there anymore?"

	She ignored the question as he poured her another, "he said you
were out on deliveries or something and the dining area was too crowded."

	Mousse put the bottle back and placed his face in his hands, the
last cup of sake was starting to take effect. "Don't they ever take a break?"

	Ukyou patted his head gently, "not since they figured out the water
trick."

	Mousse looked up briefly, "water trick?"

	Ukyou shook her head with her eyes closed and smiled, "don't ask.
You don't want to know."

	He shook his head as fast as his daze allowed him.  "All that sex,
can't be healthy."

	"I'm not going to worry about him until I start hearing two girls
moaning."

	Mousse grinned and poured the last of the sake into their cups.
"Then I guess you weren't near the dojo today."

	Ukyou propped her head up with one hand as her shoulders sagged, "I
don't know if I should be concerned or envious."

	Mousse started spinning the empty bottle on the counter, "I think
we're outta sake."

	Ukyou picked herself up and took a deep breath with Mousse
following suit.  They clinked their cups together as Ukyou made a toast,
"to Ranchan and Akane!"

	"To Ranma and Akane!"  Mousse gulped the last of his sake.

	They both sighed and peered into their empty cups.

	"We're pretty sad."

	"Yeah."

	"So what do we do now?"

	"I dunno... wanna go to the back and have sex?"

	"...again?  Hmm... ah what the heck, sure."

fin.
Yet More Author's Notes:
	At 3am I was hit with inspiration if you could call it that.  Three
hours later I have this, whatever this is.  Let this be a lesson to the
rest of you:  sleep is a good thing.
	It was bound to happen, I finish chapter 4 of ANK, I take a break
and draw some art for ANK, and now I take an ANK break and umm... do
whatever it is I did.  Too many subplots!!! the pressure!! ARGH!  Yes this
means Chapter 5 is delayed until I screw my head back on.  Until then
Chapters 1-4 can be found at http://www.imua.com/mousse/work/ along with my
Spice sketch.
	Shameless plug.  At 6am there is no such thing as shame.
	Warning, warning, writer is losing touch with reality.  Time to
hibernate, and btw... lemon pizza tastes strange cold.  I know I'm
forgetting something, but it'll come to me later. *yawn*  I need a better
title, but my mind is an empty void right now.  There's a little voice in
my head...

	"Boy, you can see for miles in here..."

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