Wishes Come True
by Ryoucilo

(Scene:Jusenkyo Day Exterior)

Kodachi, Xian Pu and Ukyo are all standing around a spring.
The spring has a bamboo shaft coming out of it and all three
girls are staring at the spring intently.
Ukyo: So this is..
Xian Pu: The legendary spring of wishes.
Ukyo: It can grant any wish?
Xian Pu: Yes, but it only grants a single wish to a person.
Kodachi: What should we wish for?
Ukyo: We could wish for Ran-chan to be my husband!
Kodachi: No we shall wish him to be my husband!
Ukyo and Kodachi brawl for a bit.
Xian Pu: Girls! Girls! Settle down! I have a plan!
Ukyo and Kodachi stop beating each other.
Ukyo: What do you suggest Shampoo?
Xian Pu: Xian Pu! My name is Xian Pu! Why do you have to always screw it up
         you stupid spatula girl!
Ukyo: What?! You ramen hussy!
Ukyo and Xian Pu begin to brawl.
Kodachi: The plan! What about your plan?!
Ukyo and Xian Pu stop fighting.
Xian Pu: Oh yeah I forgot. 
Ukyo: Typical.
Xian Pu: Shut up! Here's my plan we will wish that there should be three
         Ranmas. One for each of us.
Kodachi: That's perfect!
Ukyo: Let's do it!
Kodachi: How do we make a wish?
Ukyo: Do we have to sacrifice a virign?
Xian Pu: Bah, that is too simple and idiotic a ritual for the legendary spring
         of wishes!
Kodachi: Well what do we do for the ritual?

Xian Pu pulls out a fifty yen piece.

Xian Pu: We throw in a fifty yen coin.
Ukyo: What's so complicated about that?!
Xian Pu: You have to skip it three times over the water.
Ukyo and Kodachi facefault.
Xian Pu: Here goes nothing.

Xian Pu skips the coin three times on the water and it falls into the spring.
A huge dragon pops out of the spring.

Dragon: Okay gimme your wish and make it quick!
Ukyo: Geeze he's rude. 
Dragon: Lady I have better things to do than wait on humans for the next
        millenia! Hurry up!
Xian Pu: We wish that there would be three more Ranmas!
Dragon: Your wish is my command! Ja ne!

The Dragon disappears. There is a flash of light and standing by the spring
are three identical Ranmas.

Ranma 1: Wow! That was cool!
Ranma 2: Where are we?!
Ranma 3: Who cares?! We'll get blamed for anything bad that happens!
Ukyo,Xian Pu, Kodachi: RANMA!
Ukyo glomps onto Ranma 1. Xian Pu glomps onto Ranma 2.
Kodachi glomps onto Ranma 3.
Ukyo: I love you Ran-chan!
Ranma 1: Ukyo there's something I have to tell you..
Xian Pu: I love you airen!
Ranma 2: Shampoo there's something I have to tell you..
Kodachi: I love you Ranma-sama!
Ranma 3: Kodachi there's somethng I have to tell you..
Ukyo, Xian Pu and Kodachi: Yes?!
Ranm 1, Ranma 2, Ranma 3: I love Akane!

Ukyo, Xian Pu and Kodachi all sink back into a pit of dispair.

Ranma 1: What?! You can't have Akane!
Ranma 2: She may be kawaikunee, but she's my fiancee!
Ranma 3: I'm not going to let you jerks near her!
Ranma 1, Ranma 2, Ranma 3:LET'S FIGHT!!!

All of the Ranma's brawl as Ukyo, Xian Pu and Kodachi cry.

That's all folks. I got this after reading a fanfic by Christopher Angel
about a wishing well. So this is what I got. Ja ne!