Reversal By Lord Archive (Yet another late night spamfic, brought on by someone's odd comment.) --------------------- Everyone sat the Tendo household, eating dinner. There was an odd feeling in the air. Apparantly something transpired between Ranma and Akane today to made him miserable and her very happy. Ranma just sat there picking at his food. The times Genma attempted to take food from him was met with a cold stare that could freeze water. "Come on Ranma, it's not a big deal. It's happened to me dozens of times," Akane said, grinning. "Not to me it does. It should never be able to happen to me. That stuff should only happen to girls," Ranma retorted. "You are a girl half the time," Akane reminded him. The rest of their families stopped eating, intent to find out what happened. "But I wasn't a girl at the time," Ranma replied. This caused a couple odd looks. "It was bound to happen sooner or later, with all that crap that happens to you." "How can I show my face in public now?" "No one knows, but us, what happened." "And how long before she finds out and sells it to everyone." Ranma pointed at Nabiki. "Ranma, I'm wounded that you think I'd sell information about you," Nabiki said sarcasticly. Everyone, including Kasumi, gave her a cold look. "You know I'm going to find out, so tell me," Nabiki said. Ranma returned to picking at his food. Akane, however, was more than delighted to tell of the afternoon's events. "I was walking home, when..." ---------------- "I have you now, Saotome. I shall kill you for what you've done," said a rather large sumo wrestler. Ranma was tied up with a large number of chains and could not move. "What did I ever do to you?" he asked angrily. "You stole my love, so I shall take her back after I dispose of you." Ranma rolled his eyes. "Excuse me, but just what are you doing with Ranma?" Akane asked angerily. "Go away, bitch, while I remove this trash." Akane ran up at him and with a mighty leap, slammed her mallet into the sumo wrestler's head, knocking him out cold. Akane then removed the chains from the shocked Ranma. "How... did... I... must... a... hit... him... a thousand... times, and he... wasn't hurt," Ranma stammered. Akane looked at the sumo wrestler. "Ever thought about hitting him in the head, where he has little fat to protect himself?" Ranma slapped himself in the head. "I can't believe I missed that." "Oh well, I guess it was my turn to save you," Akane smirked. Ranma gumbled something while Akane laughed. ------------- "So, let me get this straight," Nabiki began. "He's upset because..." "I was the knight in shining armor and he was the damsel in distress," Akane finished, still grinning. "You don't have ta rub it in," Ranma muttered. "Yes, I do," Akane replied. ------------- Author's T.I.C. spoiler note: (page down) This may become a scene in TIC. The guy is Putafuji Hitochi. He is Akari's ex-boyfriend and he jumped to the conclusion that Ranma was Akari's new boyfriend. He'll be showing up during volume 4.