Cut Wood, Carry Water A Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction by Bob Barnes Last Modified 3/01/99 PART 2: What IS The Sound Of One Hand Slapping, Err -- Clapping? - = O = - - = O = - Ranma 1/2 characters and situations are the property of Rumiko Takahashi and licensees. They are used in this story without permission. Acknowledgements: I'd like to thank Susan Doenime, Dave Eddy, Chris Jones, and Bill Seney for extensive help in pre-reading this and for giving so many suggestions that invariably helped to make it better. If this story is better than simply ok, a lot of the credit goes to them. Thanks folks. As is usual for me, much that is correct and accurate in this story came from helpful suggestions from others. Mistakes and inaccuracies are all mine. Any and all responses, comments, suggestions and/or observations (including flames) are very much appreciated. I'll try to respond to them all and will at least consider incorporating any suggestions for changes I receive. Despite all the effort, I know there are still errors in spelling/syntax/usage lurking in here as well as possible continuity conflicts. I've tried, hard, not to violate canon, but you should know that I have my own ideas as to what canon actually is.... About usages: I write in English and have only a passing knowledge of Japanese. I will occationally insert a Japanese honorific or term in order to give a cue that these are Japanese people and this story could be thought of as a translation, but it's mostly going to be in English. Since the medium is ascii text, I've had to cheat a little on typography. Underlines denote both _bold_ and _italic_ text. An exception is that single quotes denote interior thoughts when these are verbal... (should actually be italics). Asterisks denote sound effects like *bang* and also languages one or more of the characters in the scene don't understand such as when Shampoo uses Chinese in front of Akane. *You really are a stupid and ugly girl, you know,* said Shampoo. "What did you say?" asked Akane. "Shampoo say she really admire Akane," said Shampoo with a smile. Looking up from her careful study of a Japanese/Chinese dictionary, Nabiki also smiled and thought to herself, 'I can see we'll have to keep an eye on Shampoo.' - = O = - - = O = - Flexibility And Imitation Imitation is basic to Strategy. Move to follow the advantages. Divide or unite to follow the Variations in action. Hence, during swiftness, be like the wind. During stillness, be like the forest. During aggression, be like fire. During immobility, be like a mountain. Be as unknowable as the dark. Move like a thunderbolt. Take the region by distributing the numerous; Open the territory by distributing the advantages, Move with suspended flexibility. Those who triumph Know beforehand how to calculate the Direct and Indirect. Such is Engaging the Force. -- Sun Tzu: The Art of Strategy Translation by R. L. Wing - = O = - - = O = - The room was dimly lit by the early morning light seeping around the closed curtains. Akane Tendo was curled into a tight ball on her bed. Despite her position her face was smooth and relaxed in sleep and her breathing was deep and even. Her alarm clock made a tiny, soft click in preparation for ringing the alarm. At the sound of the click, her eyes snapped open and her hand flashed out to slap the button on the top of the clock. 'Yes!' she thought to herself. 'And that's how you know you've gotten a good night's sleep.' She brought the alarm clock to her face and squinted at the numbers. "Time to get up, Akane," she muttered to herself. She returned the clock to the night stand and rolled onto her back, straightening into a big stretch with her clenched fists thrust up to the head of the bed. It felt good. It felt so good she groaned and tightened the stretch even more arching herself up until only her heels and fists were touching the bed. She held the position for a few moments and then relaxed with a sigh, dropping back to the mattress. 'Why do I feel so full of energy?' she asked herself. 'Ranma's gone and this is sure to be a hard day. Maybe it's because we're finally moving on our plan. Things haven't changed, yet, but they will. Oh yes... things are going to start being a little different today.' She smiled in anticipation. She had things to do, and some of them were things she'd wanted to do for a long time. At least some of this could be fun. She jumped out of bed and grabbed up her robe and bath things. As she started for the door the paper on her desk caught her eye. Picking it up, she reread Ranma's note. It was sloppy; the characters were badly drawn and many were sctratched out. In her admittedly biased opinion, it was a masterpiece: Akane, I know you are probably mad at me for leaving like this. Please try to understand. I don't like things the way they are, and I don't know what to do to change them. I want to try to think of something that will make a difference. I don't think you like things this way neither. When I get back, maybe things can be better. I will be back. I promise. Please believe me. Also, I haven't been able to say this to you, but I don't really think you are kawaikunee or much of a tomboy neither. You can yell at me and hit me all you want when I get back. I'll understand. Please try to be happier. Ranma P.S. I ain't running away or nothing. A broad grin lit up her face as her thoughts turned to their recent training trip and the joint composition of this note. It had been so much _fun_ being able to just be themselves, together. "Hurry back, Ranma-kun. I'll be ready for you," she whispered to herself. She kissed the paper and carefully folded the note and put it with her books. She would need it later. She then walked to the door of her room and paused with her hand on the door handle. Her shoulders slumped and the corners of her lips turned down. Opening the door and shuffling her feet poor, depressed Akane Tendo left her bedroom and trudged listlessly to the bathroom to begin her morning routine. * * * Breakfast was a nightmare. Soun was kneeling at the table in his usual place, and he wasn't crying. His cheeks were wet, though. His fists were tightly clenched on his knees, and his whole body shook slightly. His face seemed to be carved from stone. His eyes were like burning coals. Genma-panda was sprawled on his back in the living room, snoring loudly. Even Kasumi's announcement of breakfast didn't wake him. Akane trudged down the stairs and stopped in the doorway to get a look at what was waiting for her. She was very clean and neat in her school uniform. Every hair was in place as if she had prepared herself meticulously for the day ahead. Hearing footsteps behind her she turned to see Nabiki coming down the stairs. She was still in her pyjamas and looked half asleep. Nabiki was not a morning person at all. Akane grabbed Nabiki and swept her into a tight hug. She kissed Nabiki's cheek and buried her face in Nabiki's shoulder. "Thank you, Big Sister. Thank you for telling me the truth, last night. I'm so lucky to have you for my sister." Startled by this display of affection, Nabiki tried to push Akane away. She'd have had better luck trying to push a building. Akane tightened her hug and Nabiki began to gasp for breath. "Akane-chan! Loosen up. I can't breathe." Akane released her hug and jumped back in embarrassment. "I'm so sorry, Nabiki-chan. I didn't mean to hurt you. I was only..." Her chin began to tremble and her eyes squeezed shut. Seeing this, Nabiki stepped forward and hugged Akane. Her sister needed her, and she acted without thinking. "It's alright, Akane-chan. It didn't hurt. Don't cry little sister. I understand." Akane's arms came back up into a hug. Much more gently this time. 'Why is she hugging _me_?' Nabiki thought to herself. 'Kasumi is the Queen of Hugs in this house. I'm the cold, calculating business woman. Is Akane... grateful for what I did? Well, I guess I don't mind, as long as this doesn't become a habit.' "Come on little sister. Let's get some breakfast, together." She gently pulled away from Akane and led her to the table. They both sat down. Nabiki turned toward Soun and said, "Good morning, Father. It doesn't look like you had a good night." "We didn't find him. We finally caught that Kuno boy and managed to beat part of the story out of him. It seems Ranma left on the afternoon train for Osaka, yesterday. We found out just an hour ago. We wasted the whole night running around like idiots." He shook even more as he thought about this. "That little shit... Ranma... tricked us. We wasted the whole night because of him." Nabiki felt... relieved to hear this. She had never seen her father this angry, and had been worried that he might blame her for his bad night. 'Jeez, it's really true. They blame Ranma for _everything_! Ranma's right. This _is_ unfair, but at least it lets me off the hook.' Kasumi gasped in shock. "Father! Such language... you shouldn't talk like that in front of us." Soun turned his head, slowly, to look at Kasumi. His face softened, just a bit, and he said, "You are correct, Daughter. I'm just so... angry at that little... at Ranma. You should blame him." Kasumi looked confused. "But Father, he's not even here, and he didn't say anything at all, just now. I don't understand." Soun started to open his mouth to explain when Akane interrupted. "He's going to come back, Daddy. He promised." Soun's head swiveled toward her like a gun turret. "What! When did he say that? Did he talk to you before he left? "No Daddy, he left me a note." Akane pulled the note out and hugged it to her chest. "Let me see that, Akane-chan." Akane reluctantly extented the note to her father. He snatched it away and hurriedly unfolded it and began to read. He began to shake again. "Not running away? Not RUNNING AWAY? That little... liar! What the hell does he mean, 'not running away?'" He crumpled the note in both hands as if to tear it to shreds... Akane's voice cracked out like a gun shot. "Daddy, DON'T!" Startled, Soun looked up at Akane. "Daddy, Ranma wrote that note to me. It's mine! Give it back to me, now!" Shocked that his daughter would speak to him that way, Soun held out the note to Akane who took it and carefully began to smooth it out on the table. "He wrote it to me to tell me important things, Daddy. He says he wants to make things better and I'm not kawaikunee and he's going to come back." While she spoke her face was turned down and her hair was over her eyes, hiding them. She carefully... almost lovingly refolded the note. "He promised me, Daddy. He's coming back." She looked up at him as she slid the note into her blouse, next to her heart. Her eyes were glittering and her chin trembled as she said, "He's not a liar, Daddy. He promised and I... I... believe him." She clenched her eyes shut and whispered, "He always keeps his promises and I believe him. I have to. He's going to come back." Soun grunted and brutally exclaimed, "Keeps his promises? What about his promise to marry you, huh? What about that promise?" Nabiki had just about had enough of this. "Father! Technically, that is a promise that Ranma's _father_ made." She looked significantly at the sleeping panda. "Even so, Ranma _tried_ to keep it... more than once. In case you've forgotten Father, Ranma was ready to marry a _Duck_, for heaven's sake, when he thought Akane was permanently cursed." "This last time, it wasn't _his_ fault the wedding got blown up." She drew a deep breath. This was hard, but this idiot father of their's couldn't or wouldn't see how fragile Akane was just now. "I suppose that was my fault. I'm the one who sent out all those invitations, after all." She waited for his response, running a quick, mental betting line on what it would be. Before he could respond, Akane reached to gently grip Nabiki's upper arm, pull her closer, and wrap her arm around Nabiki's shoulders. "No, sister dearest. No. _All_ the blame for that rests with the ones who decided, all on their own, to wreck my wedding." Nabiki jumped when Akane kissed her on the cheek, again. "I don't think anyone else at all deserves any blame for that. Especially not you." Nabiki was confused, and not liking it at all. She blushed. 'Why is Akane being so _nice_ to me? Nobody is ever this nice to me. This can't be happening.' Soun was watching his two youngest daughters as if they had just stepped off the flying saucer from Mars. Life was getting just a little too weird to bear. His face and body finally relaxed and he looked as if he had aged several years in one night. Nabiki caught Kasumi's eyes with her's and glanced significantly toward their father and then upward toward the bedrooms. Kasumi just sat and stared, glassy eyed. The conflict and weirdness were getting to her, too. Nabiki shook her head and repeated the looks at her father and upward. Kasumi jumped as if she had been stung, blinked and said, "Oh my! Yes... err, Father you seem to be very tired. Why don't you go up to bed, and I'll bring you up a tray in a few hours. You need to go to sleep, now, Father." He looked at her silently, nodded and rose to shamble slowly out of the room and up the stairs. Kasumi, cheerful again as usual, said, "Oh, with Father and Mister Saotome asleep and Ranma... err... away temporarily, I've made far too much food. I hope you two are hungry." Nabiki laughed out loud. Trust Kasumi to be forcefully normal, even at a time like this. She reached for the food and began to eat. They'd all missed dinner the night before and she _was_ pretty hungry. Even Akane seemed to have a good appetite. Maybe they were past the worst of it for today. * * * 'And then again, maybe not,' Nabiki thought to herself. She and Akane had been walking briskly toward Furinkan High when the local Chinese Amazon rode up on her bicycle. Shampoo didn't look happy at all, and Akane hadn't helped things a bit. "Well, well. If it isn't the Mad Bimbo Bomber from China," snarled Akane in a voice dripping with sarcasm and disdain. "What Violent Pervert Girl say to Shampoo? Grr... No have time for this. Shampoo hear Husband run away. Is true?" Akane barked out a humorless laugh. "And which husband would that be?" "Why you ask silly question? Ranma Shampoo's husband. You know this." "Would this be the same Ranma whose mother was nearly murdered by a crazed, bomb throwing Chinese waitress a few short weeks ago?" asked Akane, brightly. Nabiki jumped at this. "Jeez, Akane," she whispered. "Isn't that just a little harsh?" Akane didn't answer. She was watching Shampoo very closely and standing very still. Nabiki was worried for Akane. This could easily get out of hand. She was feeling a bit light headed as she helplessly watched the unfolding confrontation. Akane looked... relaxed. Not a defensive posture. More like the way... Ranma... always stood during a confrontation. 'That's ridiculous!' Nabiki thought to herself. 'Still, she's relaxed. Why isn't she all stiff and angry? Why _does_ she remind me of Ranma, right now? She isn't even clenching her hands into fists. I don't get it.' "What you mean? Ranma's mother fine. No hurt by little bombs at stupid wedding." "You don't get it, do you, Shampoo? That wasn't a wedding just for Ranma and me. That was a ceremony to join the Saotome and Tendo _families_. You didn't just attack me or Ranma. You attacked the families. Listen up, Shampoo, you need to know this. Ranma is a very nice man, so he hasn't made a big deal out of this. He takes the business of family honor very, very seriously and you attacked both the Saotome and Tendo families. You should study a little Japanese history. That was an act of war against the most important thing in the world to Ranma. He's not your husband, at all. You have made him your enemy!" "Shampoo no believe you, Violent Pervert Girl. Ranma no hate Shampoo. That not possible!" "You need to listen more carefully. I didn't say he hated you. I said he is a nice man, and he is. He probably won't ever take any action at all against you, unless he has to." Akane paused to give Shampoo a little time to think it over, but not a lot of time. "I think you mean it when you say you don't believe me. Look it up for yourself. It's in all the history books. You Amazons aren't the only ones with ancient laws and customs. There is one thing you need to know, right now, though. By the customs of feudal vendetta, such as they are, it's up to Ranma as the Saotome heir or his father as the leader of the Saotome family or my father as the leader of the Tendo family or me as the designated heir of the Tendo martial arts school to take the next action. None of us want a blood feud with you or your people so we probably won't do anything." Akane was very intense and forceful, yet still she hadn't moved. Now, she took a small step toward Shampoo and spoke in a louder voice... spoke very slowly and clearly. "Know this: if you or any other Amazon takes any further action against any member of the Saotome or Tendo families, any harmful action at all, the response will be automatic. It will become a matter of honor for all of us to retaliate. We won't have a choice. I advise you to think about it." Shampoo was sitting on her bicycle in shock. "Why Ranma no tell me this before now?" she asked quietly. "Has he talked to you at all since the wedding?" "Well, no, he not talk to Shampoo. Ranma avoid me all the time since the wedding. Even when Shampoo hug him he not talk. Just try to get away. Shampoo still not want to believe. This all old thing from history book. Japanese people not do this today." Akane sighed. "You forget. We are very traditional families. We revere the old values and ways. It's not all tea ceremony and silk kimonos, Shampoo. Don't take my word for it. Find out for yourself. Please. Think it over, Shampoo. Please." "Can Shampoo do anything to fix? Shampoo not want this to be. What can Shampoo do? "I'm not going to tell you." "WHAT? Why you no tell me?" "Look it up, Shampoo. Go find out what the truth is for yourself. Then you can trust the information, and you can decide what you want to do." Akane took two slow steps back away from Shampoo, never breaking eye contact as she moved. "Shampoo, we Saotomes and Tendos have fought common enemies side by side with you and other Amazons. We have been allies and close to friends. We saved you from the cat ghost and that wasn't easy to do. Ask yourself why we did that. Ask yourself what you want to be to us... stranger, ally, friend, enemy. It's all up to you. Make a wise choice, Shampoo... please." Without looking, Akane reached out and snagged Nabiki by the arm and began to slowly back away. She didn't break eye contact with Shampoo until they were about ten feet away, then she turned and briskly walked away almost dragging a completely stunned and baffled Nabiki by the arm. They left Shampoo sitting on her bicycle in the middle of the sidewalk. She looked... different... smaller somehow... alone. All alone. * * * A block from Furinkan High, Nabiki suddenly woke up and planted her feet, slamming the two of them to a stop. "Akane! What the hell was that? Did I wake up living in a Kurosawa movie today? That was... was... unbelievable! Where did all that feudal, family honor stuff come from? Talk to me, little sister. Is something wrong with you?" Akane turned to Nabiki and leaned her head against her sister's shoulder. "That wasn't easy, Big Sister. *whew* That sort of thing really takes it out of you... hmmm? You were saying?" Nabiki pushed Akane back and looked at her closely. She seemed a bit... well... wobbly. "Akane, are you alright?" "I'll be fine. Just let me catch my breath. I'm sorry. I was so happy to have that over with that I wasn't listening. What did you say?" "I'd like to know what you thought you were doing back there. Shampoo is dangerous, you know. Have you gone crazy? You've been acting weird since... well since yesterday, I guess." "I guess it might seem that way, but I think I have to act differently, Big Sister. Ranma has always protected me from Shampoo and he's not here right now, you know? Remember almost the first thing she did when she met me was give me that Kiss Of Death thing the Amazons have. What I was doing back there was delivering a message to Cologne. She has to realize that I'm not alone with Ranma gone like this. I'm scared, Nabiki. What if they go crazy and decide to kill me?" Nabiki felt a surge of dread. She hadn't thought of that. Shampoo was so cute and well... fluffy, most of the time it was hard to think of her as a potential killer. Still, she had implacably pursued Ranma and his father all the way here from China for the sole purpose of killing him... well her. Anyway, more than a year later she was still here, and she obviously hadn't given up on Ranma, and Akane _was_ the main obstacle. Nabiki felt a headache coming on. Akane's voice overrode Nabiki's thoughts as she continued, "By the time first period is over, there should be an Amazon council of war going on at the Nekohanten. Don't worry, everything should be alright. If they believe attacking me could start a full blown blood feud with both families, they may at least hesitate. Ranma is still part of his family, even if he's not here right now. I think we need them to worry about what might happen when he comes back." "What do you mean? It sounded to me like you were declaring war on the Amazons back there." "No. I was letting her know the potential for war exists and she could start it. Do you think I was making that up, Big Sister? Every word I said to Shampoo was the literal truth. I want them to call off the war, actually. We'll know in a little while if it worked. I need you to tell Daddy what I said back there. Will you do that for me, please? He's not going to take this very well." "Well sure, but I want you to tell me what the hell is going on here. This is starting to scare me." "Only starting? Big Sister, I've been scared ever since you told me about Ranma leaving. Shampoo isn't all we have to worry about." "What do you mean, Akane?" "We need to get to school, Nabiki. There's not enough time to tell it all. I had a dream last night about our situation. It's like a big jumbled pile of sticks and logs and stuff that is always rocking back and forth and threatening to fall over or collapse and hurt people, but in the middle of the pile like a strong pole or log or something was Ranma propping it all up and keeping it from tumbling down. Suddenly he's not there, anymore, but the pile still is. Things are going to change, Nabiki. I don't want anyone to get hurt when it happens." Nabiki gulped and stared at Akane with wide eyes. These were things she had never considered before. Her headache felt like it was going to get worse. "There's something else: for over a year Ranma's parents and our father have been using all that family honor stuff to push everybody around and make us do what they want. Well, if we are going to do the traditional family honor thing, then we need to do it all the way. We are going to have to stand together while Ranma is gone, or something bad will happen. I just know it will. We wouldn't even be in this fix if Daddy and Mister Saotome weren't so set on forcing us to do things while they just sat back and let things get worse and worse this last year." Nabiki just stared and shook her head in bafflement. "Don't you see what I mean? All that stuff is what got us where we are today. Daddy and Mister Saotome have got to get busy and help or we will be in really big trouble. I think we'll have to force them to do it. People wrecked my wedding, Nabiki, and made me look like a fool and our fathers still didn't do anything." "But Akane, this just isn't like you. I've got to know what's going on." "I thought about a lot of things, last night... all night long. Wait, Nabiki. Wait until tonight when we'll have time to talk. Please don't worry too much, either. I have more to do, and some of it is going to seem pretty odd to you. Trust me. I'm not crazy." "Please tell me something, Akane-chan. You're really scaring me." "Hmmm... ok, here's something to think about. Do you know what Sun Tzu says is the very best way to utterly destroy an enemy?" "How would I know that? What does Sun Tzu have to do with this?" "Listen to me and think about what I say, my dear big Sister. The very best way to totally eliminate an enemy is to convert them into a friend and ally." "Huh?" "Think about it, dear Sister. Think about it. We'll talk more, later. We've got to get to school, now." - = O = - - = O = - Ranma sat next to a window and munched thoughtfully on some rice crackers as the train rolled northward through Chiba Prefecture. Things seemed to be going well, but he knew from experience how suddenly something could happen to mess things up. He had wondered if perhaps one way to possibly avoid coincidental disasters might be to do things differently. The night before he had done something he had never tried before, and nothing bad had happened. Normally, he would have tried to find an out of the way place to pitch camp and stayed away from people. Walking through a small market town near dusk he had seen a sign for a youth hostel. On impulse he had decided to try it. It had been much better than camping out, and it was fun, too. He had been taken as just another hiker and had been welcomed by the other young people. No one had known him and no one seemed to care. After dinner people had gathered around the fireplace in the common room of the hostel and sung folk songs and told stories. He didn't know the words to any of the folk songs and had been embarrassed by his ignorance. No one laughed at him. Instead, one of the girls had suggested she teach them all a song that would be new to everyone. It was an American song she had translated to Japanese in Junior High. Her boy friend accompanied her on a violin as she sang her song through the first time. It had been the most beautiful and moving experience Ranma could remember, and he wasn't sure why. The girl was a good, but not great singer. Her boy friend played the violin well, but didn't seem to be a master of it. The song itself was weirdly happy and sad at the same time. Perhaps it was the way she looked at her boy friend as she sang. They were obviously in love and it was obvious the song meant a lot to them both. The words were simple and they all learned them quickly. Soon, they all sang the song together... and no one minded that Ranma didn't sing very well. After, he found himself watching the young couple carefully, if discretely. 'Is this how people who are in love, act?" he asked himself. They didn't do much, really. Just sat and held hands and looked at each other a lot. They were just... together... and enjoying it very much, indeed. Ranma felt he _had_ to talk to them and finally worked up the courage to approach them. It had been a fascinating conversation to say the least. The boy was living in another country and was home in Japan for a month to visit. The girl was attending high school in Japan. Ranma asked the obvious question and both of them told him they believed the long separations only made their feelings for each other stronger. The girl added that it made the time they _could_ spend together very nice, too. The boy had just blushed silently when she said that. The bump and clatter as the car rolled over a switch jolted Ranma back to the present. 'Those two, Shizuku Tsukishima and Seiji Amasawa, sure gave me a lot to think about. Imagine: spending ten years just learning how to make violins.' Ranma chuckled derisively to himself. 'Yeah, and how about spending _more_ than ten years learning nothing but martial arts? Imagine that!' His thoughts ran on, aimlessly. _Was_ West Virginia almost like heaven? And what the heck is a "Mountain Mama?" Something very American, he supposed. As the train carried Ranma further and further away from Nerima and all his troubles, his thoughts strayed far from their usual, well worn paths. If his father could have read Ranma's mind he would have been frozen in shock. 'Maybe, just maybe, there's more to life than martial arts.' - = O = - - = O = - Nabiki was ambushed and dragged away at the gate of the school by several of her classmates and business partners. Akane left her and continued toward the doors of the building by herself. 'From what they were saying to Nabiki, the rumors are flying already, as expected,' she thought to herself. There were several clumps of boys who were watching her, closely. Were they thinking about attacking her since Ranma was gone? 'I've always wanted to try this to see if it would work. Let's see now, focus on the anger I should be feeling and...' Akane's posture shifted subtly. Her body stiffened. Her eyes narrowed and her shoulders hunched while she clenched her fists at the end of her rigid arms. Her gait changed to a slow stalking strut with each foot planted flat and firmly as she stepped off the distance to the doors. She had read the phrase 'radiated menace' in many stories, and had always wondered how it was done. Was it working? She took quick glances out of the corners of her eyes at the groups of boys in the schoolyard. Was she radiating menace? Several of the boys blanched and turned their backs on her. 'That's right, boys,' she thought to herself. 'Messing with Akane Tendo this morning would be a very bad idea. I think it's working. Maybe I can get to class without any trouble.' It was not going to happen. "It is the beautious Akane Tendo! Hail, my love, and know that the Blue Thunder himself stands ready to comfort you in your hour of need!" 'Damn, the one person guaranteed to ignore anything the least bit subtle. Oh well, it had to happen sooner or later. It's showtime!' she thought to herself. She stopped and turned toward Kuno. His appearance surprised her, a bit. Normally one of the best groomed boys in the school, today Kuno looked a bit... frayed. Remembering her father had mentioned 'beating the story out of him' the night before, she looked for signs of injury. Kuno's face and arms had several scratches and bruises. His knuckles had recent scabs on them. His clothes were dirty, rumpled and had a few rips and tears. His eyes glittered and his lips were split in a broad, manic grin. He didn't seem to be tracking reality very well, but then he rarely did. "What do you want, Kuno... sempai?" "Why, dearest Akane Tendo, since the cowardly Saotome has fled my rightous wrath like the low-born dog he is, I must, for the sake of honor, gather you up into my loving arms and comfort thee. Rejoice, my love! You are freed from the poisonous touch of that honorless sorcerer!" Akane allowed a small v-shaped smile to show on her face. "Kuno-sempai, I fear I cannot allow this." She stepped up to Kuno and stood squarely with her feet firmly planted directly in front of him. The other students murmured among themselves and began to shuffle away to give them room. A lot of room. "What do you mean, Akane Tendo?" "I would, for honor's sake, welcome the touch of Ranma Saotome, Kuno-sempai. As an honorable wife must do. If it were not for certain... unexpected events... Ranma Saotome and I would be man and wife, today, Kuno... sempai. You are insulting the man who will be my husband, and I cannot allow it." The watching students gasped in shock. "EH? You cannot mean this, Akane Tendo!" shrieked Kuno. "That farcical wedding ceremony was stopped! The marriage was prevented!" "Yes! It was, and I know who to blame for that. Come, let us reason together, Kuno... sempai!" With that Akane's right hand shot up and she clenched the fabric over Kuno's chest in her fist. She took a step back and effortlessly yanked him down to his knees in front of her. She seemed to tower over him as she glared down into his shocked eyes. She was strong! Very strong! Her left hand drew up to her shoulder with her fingers curled up and the heel of her hand aimed directly at his nose. She paused, shook her head slightly and slowly clenched her hand into a fist. The sharp cracking of her knuckles could clearly be heard in the absolutely silent schoolyard. "Listen carefully. I am only going to say this once. The Tendo and Saotome families are to be joined through the offices of a marriage between Ranma Saotome and myself. Honorable vows and promises have been exchanged by our parents. The families are united by intent and the wedding is only a formality. An insult to Ranma Saotome is an insult to the Saotome family." As she said the word 'insult' she gave Kuno a shake. Each time she said the word she shook him harder. "An insult to the Saotome family is an insult to the Tendo family. An insult to the Tendo family is an insult to _ME_, and I will not allow it!" At this she drew him up until his face was only inches from hers. In a quiet, deadly voice she said, "Do you understand me Tatewaki Kuno?" She let him drop back but maintained her grip on his clothes. She also let the fist drop to her side. Kuno shook his head and muttered to himself, "I cannot believe... It mustn't be allowed... I will not permit..." He stopped talking and simply stared blankly up at her. As he spoke, Akane transformed her aspect in a frightening way. She smiled cutely when he fell quiet again, and in a sickenly sweet little girl voice said, "I understand your problem, Kuno-sempai, and I want to help you. First I need to ask a favor of you. Will you help me, please?" "Of course, Akane Tendo. I would be honored." His voice was distant as if he were having trouble paying attention to her. "I think the problem is this: I need to convince you of my sincerity. I know what to do in principle, but I need you to advise me on the details. Will you please do that for me?" Kuno's eyes swam back into focus and he looked into her smiling face. Something... he began to feel the faintest tickle of something. In a lesser man (or a more intelligent one) it might have been called fear. "I will do what I can, Akane Tendo." There was a faint lift in his voice at the end of the sentence as if he were asking a question. "Oh, goody! You see, I know that causing you enough pain will certainly convince you, but I don't know how far to go. I'd really hate it if I went too far, you see. That would be wrong... to go too far, I mean." As she spoke her smile broadened. She seemed to be getting... excited. "Will a few bruises be enough? Do I need to break a bone or two?" Her voice was getting hoarse as she spoke. She was flushed and breathing harder. "Or do I need to shatter every bone in your body and hospitalize you for several months?" She stopped with her chest heaving as she gasped for breath. She struggled visibly to keep herself under control. "I'd like to get started right away, and I want to do a really good job. Will you tell me? Pretty please?" She let out a shrill giggle. Somehow without anyone noticing the movement her fist had risen back to her shoulder. Yes, it was definately fear he was feeling. No doubt about it. Possibly for the first time in his life the several warring parts of his mind united in a single thought: 'BELIEVE HER!' In a voice like the creaking of a rusty hinge Kuno said, "I... I don't believe that will be necessary, Akane Tendo. I feel I am completely convinced of your sincerity..." His voice trailed off. "And?" she asked archly. "I will endevour not to offer you further insult, in any way, Akane Tendo." "Oh. Well. Fine, then." With a shocking surge of strength she effortlessly lifted him up to his feet and released him. He staggered and nearly dropped back to his knees before he could catch himself. She stepped back and quickly picked up her book bag from where she had dropped it. She held it in front of her hanging from both hands and stood looking at him as she rocked back and forth slightly. He would probably have something more to say. "Akane Tendo, I must ask you. That... person, Ranma Saotome. Where has he gone and what is he doing?" "He is away temporarily on a matter of private family business that need not concern you, Kuno-sempai," she said, primly. "I ahhh... see. Yes. Well... thank you, Akane Tendo..." Kuno's voice died away and he stood there, lost in thought. "You're welcome, Kuno-sempai," said Akane with a small bow. She walked away a few steps, stretched out her arms to either side and whirled in place a few times looking up into the blue sky. She had wanted to do this for such a long time! She felt as if she could float up to the clouds. "What a beautiful day it is!" she exclaimed and laughed like a happy little girl. She stopped and looked around at her frozen classmates. "Good Morning, everyone!" she called out cheerfully. She skipped across the schoolyard, up the steps and into the school. It was nearly a minute before anyone else moved. The entire student body of Furinkan High stood, motionless and silent, staring in shock at Kuno, then one by one they silently walked into the school leaving him standing, alone, in the schoolyard. Nabiki was shocked into rigidity. She stared and stared at Kuno as her bruised mind tried to make some kind of sense of the brief exchange she had just witnessed. Akane was behaving very oddly, today. As she thought about Akane with her father then with Shampoo and just now with Kuno what really bothered Nabiki was the breath taking _difference_ in Akane each time. It was too much to grasp. There was only one thing about it that Nabiki was certain of: it was very frightening. She was one of the last to leave. * * * It was the middle of the second period when Kuno moved again. He had been playing the impossible scene over and over in his mind. Finally, an original thought percolated through the confused morass of his thoughts. 'Love,' he thought. 'She didn't use the word even once. She didn't say she loved Saotome or that she even cared for him. She spoke of honor and duty. Only that. She doesn't love Saotome! She must not even care for him! The beautiful and strong(!) Akane Tendo is trapped by honor and duty in a cold, loveless union that she cannot escape! She no longer protests that she does not want this engagement. That slime Saotome...' He looked around guiltily. Good. He had not spoken aloud. It would be unseemly to break his promise to Akane Tendo, not to mention possibly suicidal. "Saotome," he growled to himself. "You've trapped her somehow. What have you done to her? To her family? Somehow you have forced her to deny her love for me. This cannot be borne! Steps must be taken. I must find out... make plans... take action. Yes! Be brave my love, I shall rescue you! The vengance of heaven is slow, but it is most certainly sure! No matter the cost, I shall prevail!" He set out for the locker room in the gym. He had to wash and dress more presentably. He was a man with a mission. * * * Nabiki was still confused, and she liked it even less than she had that morning. Because she and Akane were in different classes she couldn't keep an eye on her little sister herself. By all reports, Akane seemed alright. Perfectly normal, in fact. She even handled questions about Ranma rather well. She just laughed at the more outrageous rumors. Like the one that had Ranma eloping with the pig- tailed girl. Akane would not budge an inch from what she had said that morning. Ranma was away temporarily on family business. The specifics were no one's concern. He would be back. Isn't it a nice day. And so on. This would be a lot more reassuring to Nabiki if she hadn't seen Akane's frightening behavior earlier that morning. Nabiki waited with dread for a confrontation with Ukyou, but she wasn't at school. The rumors said she was visiting relatives at home. There had been three confrontations so far today, and each had been more violent than the last. If Akane confronted Ukyou today... well, Nabiki was prepared to accept a bet that there would be nothing left of the school but a pile of smoking rubble. It wasn't a certainty, but Nabiki was prepared to give odds. Akane was surrounded by a dense crowd of girls during lunch period. She was bombarded with questions which she handled rather well, all things considered. Those who knew her well were a bit surprised she held onto her temper when a few of the more persistant and personal questions were posed several times. They were so relieved that Akane simply smiled and repeated, "That's none of your business," that they didn't dwell too much on her unusual behavior. At least not then. One topic which naturally came up was how Akane felt about the marriage with Ranma and about Ranma himself. She simply wouldn't answer these questions directly, but seemed instead to be willing to talk until the end of time about honor and the duties of an honorable wife and the necessity of maintaining family honor and so on. Finally the people who persisted in asking these particular questions were silenced by others as Akane's non answers to these questions became longer and more detailed each time they were repeated. Akane handled the inevitable interruptions by turning to the new questioner, smiling, and continuing with what she had been saying as if the new question had not even been asked. In this way, Akane spent nearly the entire lunch period talking without saying very much. She didn't get a chance to eat, and neither did her persistant questioners. That afternoon at Furinkan High most of the girls in the school were hungry and irritated. Luckily, Akane had eaten a large breakfast... almost as if she had expected this to happen. Nabiki had been unable to get to Akane to talk to her, and was also quite irritated, though she had been able to eat her lunch. She had questions, too, and didn't plan on being put off as easily as her classmates. She was Akane's sister, after all. A few of the most persistant questioners of all had come to her, but were _very_ put off by her high rates and, after collecting from a few of them, the information that they would have to ask Akane about that. Almost against her will Nabiki found herself supporting Akane's version of events: Ranma is away temporarily on private family business the details of which were of no concern to anyone outside the families. At least it was easy to remember and say. Nabiki was far too distracted to evolve any elaborate stories just then. Nabiki was in a bad mood already when things took a distinct turn for the worse at the end of the fifth period. Kuno suddenly appeared, took her by the arm and led her into an empty classroom. "Nabiki Tendo, I have need of your services," he said as he closed and locked the door. "Kuno, don't you know it's rude to yank a girl around like that?" "I have no time for this nonsense, Nabiki Tendo. This is a crisis and I needs must enlist your assistance in rescuing your sister from the ugly fate being forcibly imposed upon her by that... that... Saotome person." "What are you talking about, Kuno?" "Has your mind also been twisted by his powers, Nabiki Tendo? Did you not witness the fair Akane Tendo's piteous cry for help this morning? That... person Saotome must be located and stopped, immediately if possible. He has obviously done something... perhaps cast a sorcerous spell of some sort." "Ahhh... Kuno. You better slow down a bit. I'm not following you very well." "Yes, well, as you say Nabiki Tendo, perhaps it is not as obvious to one of lesser mental capacity than the great Blue Thunder. Or to one who is not the recipient of Akane Tendo's passionate regard, as I obviously am. Hmmm... in brief, somehow Akane Tendo has been trapped into agreeing to this cold and loveless union with Ranma Saotome. The shame of it must be near to killing her, yet she stands tall with pride! She will do her duty as the honorable woman she is! Ah, but even her great strength of will must have a limit. She says she will do what she must, but I fear too much will be required of her. I fear for her, Nabiki Tendo. What will she do to herself, if this is not stopped in time? More importantly, what will be done to her?" Kuno's eyes were blank as if his mind was turning inward. "Kuno. Did you just say you are smarter than I am, or did I just imagine that?" asked Nabiki, coldly. She was standing with her arms crossed and was tapping her foot on the floor. For some reason she didn't seem pleased. Oblivious, Kuno continued. "And what of that exemplar of feminine beauty, the pig-tailed one? If, as you said, she is even now traveling with that... that... Saotome person, what unspeakable acts is he performing upon her trembling body even as we speak?" Kuno shivered a little. A thin line of drool began to drip from the corner of his mouth. "I tell you, it fair boggles my mind, Nabiki Tendo." "'Boggling' may be what you would call what your mind is doing right now, Kuno, but I imagine others would use a slightly different word." Nabiki regarded the trembling, drooling Kuno for a moment. 'Well that's it,' she thought to herself. 'Kuno-baby's gone bye bye for now. I wonder what he really wants? From me, I mean. It's obvious what else he wants. Yuck!' Nabiki snapped her fingers in front of Kuno's face. "Kuno-baby! Come on back here! We were having a discussion. Remember?" "You may not address me that way, Nabiki Tendo!" "Would you prefer I call you 'Tate-chan?'" "You know I don't like you very much, don't you?" "You are not capable of comprehending just how happy that makes me, Kuno," drawled Nabiki, insolently. "Grrr! This is pointless. We must to business. Nabiki Tendo, I wish to purchase your... unique services. You must find out Saotome's location that I may go to him and stop this nefarious scheme of his." "Kuno, I don't know exactly where Ranma is, right now, and that's the truth." "I suspected as much. You do have resources and abilities for finding out, though. You must use them to their fullest and learn his whereabouts." He began to fumble in his bookbag with both hands. "The extremity of the crisis is such that I am prepared to devote every resourse to this cause." He withdrew his hands from the bookbag. In them was a fanned out bouquet of yen notes. It was a lot of money. A lot! Seeing the money, Nabiki felt an electric tingle run down her spine that could only be described as sexual. (That is, it could be if this were a story only for adult reading. Oh to hell with it. Any kids out there skip this part. You probably wouldn't understand it, anyway.) The tingle spread throughout her body as if her blood had suddenly become carbonated water. Her vision tunneled down until the whole world seemed to be filled only with the bills in Kuno's hands. Nabiki moaned, quietly. There were ten-thousand yen notes visible in that fan of beautiful, lovely money! Several of them! She could't seem to catch her breath. Her hands involutarily came up to reach out. She _wanted_ it! "No, this is not for you, Nabiki Tendo. Not yet." Kuno pulled his hands back to his chest and stepped back. "This is to be your bonus. When I find and confront Saotome with your help, Sasuke will place this money into your hands. Only then. not before." "Hmmm...? Find out where Ranma is? That's not..." Nabiki stopped talking abruptly as some instinct for survival or discretion slammed her lips shut. A good businesswoman does _not_ babble during a negotiation! She stood, trembling slightly and gasping for breath, as she tried to shake off the lust she felt for all that lovely, beautiful, yummy... 'Stop that, right now, you idiot!' she thought to herself. 'You are _this_ far from being sucessfully manipulated by a stupid, chauvinistic lump of ego who shouldn't be able to get the better of you on the best day he ever had!' "...going to be easy, Kuno," she finally said out loud with a gasp. She was trying to get herself time to think. She needed to think! "I suspected as much myself, Nabiki Tendo. If a task is extremely difficult, then one is well advised to seek out the aid of only the very best to perform it. That would be you, in this case, Nabiki Tendo" It was a transparently obvious attempt to flatter her. It was also a mistake. Nabiki's eyes narrowed and her jaws clenched. 'This... this... turd that walks like a man is standing there waving money in my face with that smug, superior grin trying to push my _buttons_! Will he be telling me how pretty I am, next?' Nabiki just stood there looking at him silently. 'It's working!' he exulted to himself. 'Beseems the mercenary bitch shall do my will.' Kuno decided to go on. "It's true, Nabiki Tendo. All know that your fair face and figure conceal a truly devious and cunning mind. Just such a mind as is needed for this mission, I vow." 'Kuno, you bastard, you do deserve the very best. The very best ass kicking available. Ranma could give you that. Maybe I _should_ find him for you. You'd get creamed!' Nabiki's mind started to run over possibilities and options. 'Ranma is on his way to Hokkaido and there were only a few ways he could go... and Kuno deserves to have all that money taken away from him... and...' Nabiki was falling prey to the worst weakness of extremely intelligent people. She was smart enough that she was very difficult to fool... but she could certainly use rationalization to fool herself, and she was well on her way when a voice spoke up in her mind. '_I'm so lucky to have you for my sister._' It was a memory of Akane talking. Nabiki wondered why that particular memory popped up like that. When had Akane said that? Oh... this morning at breakfast. There was something else, too. What was it? '_..._All_ the blame for that rests with the ones who decided, all on their own, to wreck my wedding..._' Nabiki tried to mentally shy away from what was coming next, but she couldn't, of course. Try not to think about a pink unicorn. More or less against her will, the memory surfaced in her consciousness: '_I don't think anyone else at all deserves any blame for that. Especially not you._' Nabiki's lips soundlessly shaped the words, "Especially not me." "What was that? Nabiki Tendo, I can't hear you." "Just a minute, Kuno. I'm... er... thinking about approaches to the problem... Yes. That's it. Be quiet and let me think." "Eh? Nabiki Tendo, you should not address me with such disrespect!" Nabiki only waved her hand at him dismissively and began to pace and mutter to herself. She was obviously deep in thought. 'A mercenary bitch with no manners,' thought Kuno to himself. 'I should set her straight about that, but she is hard at work doing my will. I shall let it go, for now,' he decided magnanamously. 'Truly, Tatewaki Kuno is the exemplar of nobility.' 'What was that thing Ranma said about being at the head of a crazy parade? I can't believe I almost decided to find him and send Kuno to him. People would certainly follow Kuno, and the parade would start, because of me. Because I almost decided, all on my own, to wreck things for Ranma. Akane, too, I guess.' Thinking about how easily she had nearly decided to do this and how she nearly rationalized it just so she could have the money, Nabiki felt something new; an emotion she had never before experienced. Because it was new she wasn't sure what to call it. She guessed this was what -- shame -- felt like. It didn't feel very good at all. Another memory surfaced. It was Ranma speaking this time, '_Look, Nabiki, you're probably the smartest one of us, so I know you can probably do this, even though I can't figure out how._' Almost the same thing Kuno had said. Why didn't it bother her when Ranma said nearly the same thing? A good question, but this wasn't the time. Nabiki reached a decision. One she hoped wouldn't cost too much. First, deal with Kuno. "Kuno, my father said he talked to you and that you said Ranma took the train somewhere. What was that?" "Saotome purchased a one-way ticket from Nerima to Nagasaki via Osaka. Why do you ask, is this significant?" "Of course it is, Kuno. That isn't the most direct route to Nagasaki, is it? Why did Ranma go to Osaka? What or who is in Osaka?" "I didn't think of that! It has to be important! I shall leave at once for Osaka to trace Saotome's movements." Kuno started for the door of the empty classroom. 'Of course you didn't think of that, idiot! I did,' thought Nabiki to herself. "Kuno, stop!" "Eh? What are you saying, Nabiki Tendo?" "Leave this to me. I have ways to find out what we need to know. This is what you wanted from me, right?" "Of a certainty. I meant only to speed things up." "It's better that you hold yourself ready, Kuno. When I find out where Ranma is, the information may only be good for a short time. You should prepare to move immediately. You should wait here for word from me." "What an excellent idea. Yes! I shall make ready. When the time comes, the Blue Thunder shall move like lightning and strike Saotome as he so richly deserves. Your bonus will be secure until that glorious day. I go to prepare, Nabiki Tendo!" Striking what he thought of as a noble pose, Kuno opened the door and charged out of the room.... ...Leaving Nabiki standing there about to say something. She closed her mouth and sighed. "And about those expenses, Kuno," she murmured to herself. "Jeez, I guess I should be glad it worked out this well." Nabiki sighed again and whispered, "Are you lucky to have me, little Sister? I hope so. I sure hope so." She left the room. She had a lot to think about. * * * Nabiki was still deep in thought as she walked home from school that day. She had waited for Akane, but learned she had already left. She wanted to talk to Akane, right now, damn it! Her mind was filled with questions. Very many questions and frustratingly few answers. She was also feeling angry with herself. Above all else, Nabiki was always confident she was in control of any situation, and today's events had shaken that confidence, badly. Her anger was partially due to Kuno's near success at manipulating her, but was also caused by the guilty feeling that she might not be adequate to handle what was going on. The destruction of Akane and Ranma's wedding had shaken her. Never in her wildest dreams had she thought the rivals would attack like that. Oh, she knew they'd do something to mess things up, but she thought at worst there would be a bit of fighting, Ranma would win as always and the wedding would go on as planned. It was the first time her confidence had taken a blow in a very long time. It was not a pleasant thing to think about. She had a vivid memory of Ranma in his tuxedo leaping out to intercept the bombs that Ukyou and Shampoo threw at Akane. There was no hesitation, no stopping to think it over or make a plan. He just jumped and nearly got his clothes blown off by the multiple detonations. To protect her sister. For all he knew he could have been leaping to his death, and he didn't hesitate for even a second. Others might doubt his love for Akane, but not Nabiki. Not after what she'd seen. She felt a tiny tickle of guilt as she wondered if anyone would ever love her that much. Guilt because she was a little jealous of Akane. So. When Ranma asked her to help him, she _knew_ his motives were good. She had agreed and done her best and it looked like it worked. Now, though, Ranma was out of the picture and things weren't at all like she thought they'd be. Could it be that Ranma's absence put Akane in danger? She thought about that a bit. If Ranma had thought his leaving would put Akane in real danger, then he would never have gone. Take that as a given. Could Ranma have evaluated the possible dangers and been wrong? Anyone could make a mistake, but how deeply would Ranma have thought about that? Deeply enough to want some insurance? How would he go about that? Nabiki felt an uncomfortable tingle run up her spine. Of course there was some way for Ranma to insure Akane's safety! He would never have taken one step out of Nerima if there wasn't. What was it? Did he assume that _she_ would take care of Akane? It's not enough. 'He probably did assume I'd do what I could to help, but he never said anything at all about that,' thought Nabiki to herself. 'There has to be something else! Something I don't know about, yet. What could it be?' Her thoughts drifted over the events of the day as she walked down the market street that was just a few blocks from the Tendo dojo. Suddenly she slammed to a stop. That tingle was much worse. The hair on the back of her neck was nearly standing up! Akane! She supposedly didn't know anything about Ranma's plan to leave. She acted like she didn't know anything last night after he left, but today she's been so weird! Did she know he was planning to leave? If she did know, why would she act like she didn't? Could Akane herself somehow be the insurance? How? She was standing there like a statue with her thoughts racing at a thousand miles an hour when she was bumped and nearly knocked down by a man carrying a large box. "Hey! Watch where you're standing, lady," he said. "This isn't the park, you know. People gotta walk here!" She glared at him, sniffed and started off, again, toward home. "Rude people! Really!" she muttered to herself. As she walked a mental picture formed. It was a composite of Akane standing a step away from Shampoo and Akane standing over Kuno with her fist poised to hit him. Nabiki realized that in both instances the one word that would best describe Akane was: "Confident." She had been ready for anything at all to happen, and she had been confident she could handle it... whatever "it" might have been. As confident as... Ranma? Damn! There was that resemblance, again. There was something that didn't ring true about the picture with Kuno. Akane had been grinning and giggling and scary as hell, but there was something else... Something... 'I'll be damned!' thought Nabiki. 'In both cases, if you went just by posture and body language, Akane had been calm and relaxed. Sure she was giggling and posing over Kuno, but her muscles were soft, not tense. She was standing straight, not bent over like you'd expect. When she got her face close to Kuno's she bent her knees, not at the waist. That little minx was putting on an act!' thought Nabiki in shock. Nabiki realized she was standing in front of the Tendo gate, and had been standing there for a while with her hand on the latch. "Akane and I have _got_ to have a little talk!" she muttered to herself. "She better tell me what the hell is going on, here." Filled with resolution to get to the bottom of things, she yanked opened the gate and charged right into the middle of chaos. * * * "But Husband! Where did our son go? Why did he leave?" Nodoka was standing in the middle of the living room. She was trying to talk to Genma, human for a change, who was busily stuffing things into a backpack and ignoring her. There were clothes and miscellaneous camping equipment scattered all over the living room. Suddenly he stopped, and turned to look at Nodoka. "I keep telling you, Wife, I don't know the answer to any of those questions! All I know is he left yesterday for Nagasaki on the train. Akane-chan has a note from him that she can show you when she gets home. Tendo and I are going to go get him and bring him back. When we do you can ask Ranma!" He turned toward the kitchen and barked, "Kasumi! Have you found those matches, yet? Kasumi's voice came from the kitchen, "Hai! I have them." She trotted out of the kitchen and over to Genma. She thrust a box of wooden matches at Genma and said, "Here they are, Saotome-san." She was out of breath and looked rather frazzled. Shockingly so for the normally serene Kasumi. Genma grabbed the box of matches from Kasumi and stuffed them into the backpack without saying anything. 'How dare that fat oaf shout orders at my big sister like she was some sort of servant!' thought Nabiki. "What's going on here?" she said in a commanding voice. "Oh, Sister! Father and Saotome-san are going to go after Ranma and catch him. Isn't it exciting?" Nabiki was about to ask where Soun was when he strode into the living room with a backpack of his own in his arms. "Well, Saotome, are you ready, yet? Let's get going. I'm all packed." "Uh, Father, there's something you need to know about before you leave," said Nabiki. "And what would that be, Daughter dear?" Soun was crackling with energy... almost jumping up and down. He was obviously glad to be doing something constructive. "Well, uh... this morning on the way to school, Akane and I ran into Shampoo... sort of." "Yes! Yes! And what happened?" "Um. Well, Akane kind of accused Shampoo of trying to murder Mrs. Saotome at the wedding and kind of... well sort of maybe might have started a blood feud between us and the Amazons... sort of..." Nabiki's voice trailed off, weakly. "W*H*A*T!" shrieked the three adults in unison, followed a half second later by Kasumi's contribution, "Oh my!" Nabiki had managed to get the absolute, unwavering, even riveted attention of everyone in the room. Even Nabiki felt a little uncomfortable under all that attention. "Um. It was kind of technical, I think. Akane said something about the wedding being about both of our families rather than just her and Ranma. She said that by attacking her and Ranma, Shampoo was actually attacking the entire Tendo and Saotome families and then she said something about how that might be sort of a kind of act of war? I didn't understand that part very well..." "What was that girl thinking?" asked Nodoka. "This is terrible!" At that moment, as fate would have it, the front door opened. "I'm home!" rang out Akane's cheerful greeting. She was feeling pretty good, actually. All in all, she felt things had gone reasonably well at school, and she was glad to be home. Until she stepped into the living room and into the glaring spotlight of the combined Tendo/Saotome regard. If you've ever wondered what a deer in the headlights really looks like, well, this was it. "Um. Hi, everyone. What's up?" Nabiki put her hand to the back of her neck and stepped back from the center of the room. She was obviously glad to be out of the spotlight. Grinning weakly she said, "Hi, Akane. I've got them all revved up for you. I'll let you take over, now." "Huh?" "That little thing with Shampoo this morning? Remember?" "Oh. That." "My dear, dear daughter, tell me it isn't so. You didn't really start a feud with the Amazons today, did you?" "Oh, don't be silly, Daddy! Of course I didn't start anything with Shampoo, today. Did Nabiki say that?" "What a relief! Maybe Nabiki misunderstood you, Akane, dear. She did say that..." "What I told Shampoo was that _she_ started the feud when she attacked the wedding, and it was up to us to decide whether to continue it or not." "W*H*A*T?" Three-part harmony, again. "Yes, I did! And I also told her that if she or any other Amazon did anything to hurt any of us, then we'd have to retaliate whether we wanted to or not. It's a matter of family honor, after all." "Oh, no no no no no no no... you didn't really say that to Shampoo, did you?" Nodoka this time. "Oh yes, I did! You could have been hurt or even killed, Mrs. Saotome... Mother-in-law... any of us could. It was a terrible thing for her to do, attacking my wedding with bombs like that." "Well, yes, Akane dear, but that's not the sort of thing that would start a blood feud. They were very little bombs, after all. I don't think they meant to hurt anyone," Nodoka said plaicatingly, as if convincing Akane could change things. "But Mother-in-law, how can you say that? Big things are always started by little things. Ranma defeated Shampoo in a match. So what? It's a little thing. Then he accidently knocked her out while trying to protect me. That's an even smaller thing! What happened? It's over a year later and those Amazons are still bothering us and trying to hurt us and they even thought that was cause enough to blow up my wedding! And so what if they didn't mean to hurt anyone? Ranma sure got hurt. They nearly blew all his clothes off! It doesn't matter what they meant to do. They hurt both of our families when they attacked the wedding. Am I wrong in any of this? Is there anything I've said that's not true?" "Well, no, daughter," said Soun. "It's all true if you look at it a certain way, but it's pretty old fashioned, don't you think?" "We _are_ 'old-fashioned,' Daddy! We do things the traditional way in our families, right? Things like arranged marriages? Is tradition important to us, or not?" "Well, errr, ummm... Help me out here, Saotome. You can't compare the two things, right?" "Absolutely, Tendo! There's no comparison at all. Why the one is a fine old Japanese tradition that strengthens us as a people. The other is just an outdated, useless..." "Stop that, you old fool!" shouted Nodoka, insultingly. She had been pacing and fingering her katana as Akane and her father talked. She drew the blade an inch out of the scabbard. "You need to think about what you are saying. Akane is absolutely right! We _are_ both traditional families and fiercely proud of it! We hold to the old ways, even when it isn't comfortable. You may need a little reminder of what bushido really means husband, hmmm?" "Now now, Wife. Calm down. This is just a little argument between teenage girls! Children, really. I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. They'll forget all about it by tomorrow. There's nothing to worry about. Right, Tendo?" "I'm sure you're right, Saotome! Nothing at all to worry about!" He looked around as he spoke. Where had Kasumi gone? "Besides, we have far more important things to do. We must get going after Ranma and bring him back. We better hurry! Right?" "Without a doubt, Tendo! I'm right with you. Let's get going after that idiot son of mine and..." "I can't believe this! One of those so-called 'teen-aged girls' chased _you_ out of China! Tracked you all the way here and attacked Ranma! Why? To murder him!" Nodoka was repeatedly jerking her sword a foot or so out of its scabbard and slamming it back in as she talked. Genma blanched and tried to talk calmly to Nodoka. "But, Wife... Dear... she didn't kill him! She left peacefully when she finally learned of his curse!" "HA! So she did, but only after attacking Akane and doing a few million yen worth of damage to this house!" She drew the sword and used it to point to a spot on the wall with slightly discolored plaster. "Didn't that barbarian smash a hole through the wall right there? Kasumi-chan told me all about it!" "But... but... Nodoka-san, that was a long time ago!" said Soun desparately. Things were definately getting out of hand. The woman was getting hysterical! "Ha! A long time he says. We've all seen her smash into the house and dojo to get to Ranma! Even since she and that crazy Okonomiyaki cook wrecked poor Akane's wedding." She stopped pacing suddenly and turned to Akane. In a voice that shook a little with sorrow she said, "I'm so sorry about that, Akane-chan. No girl should have a horror like that happen to her!" Thinking of what had happened to Akane seemed to agitate Nodoka even more, if that was possible. She started pacing and ranting again. "We might be about to be attacked by a horde of Amazon warriors thirsting for our blood and you two want to leave town?" Nodoka stopped and looked through the windows at the outer wall as if she expected the horde to arrive any minute. "You are going to leave four helpless women to fend for themselves under a possible onslaught of Chinese killers?" She strode over to the window. "Hello?" she shouted out into the yard. "Are there any _men_ out there who would be willing to help four defenseless women in danger? All we seem to have here are a couple of spineless cowards." Soun and Gemna each stood stock still with one hand on the back of his head cringing and sucking air in through clenched teeth with a hissing sound. Nodoka ignored them and whirled to face the girls, her sword blade making a humming sound as it cut through the air. "Akane, Nabiki do you have any fire extinguishers in the house? They might try to burn us out, you know." Not waiting for an answer, Nodoka began pacing around the living room as if checking for intruders, or something. "Maybe we should move the furniture in front of the doors and windows. Are there any more swords in the house? Maybe bows and arrows? Knives?" The others just stood and stared at her in shock. Nodoka was waving her sword around as she paced and babbled about defense and useless men and crazed killers. Soun and Genma started following her around making patting gestures with their hands in an attempt to calm her. They were both obviously afraid to actually touch her in this state. Akane and Nabiki moved back to the bottom of the stairs and silently watched the show. Kasumi was still missing. Nodoka stopped, looked at the two men trying to calm her and snorted derisively. "Useless, I say! We are probably in danger and what good are you two? Useless! This is a crisis! We're going to need help. I wonder if I need to call my brother, Hideyoshi, and... eep!" Genma's face suddenly turned grey and pasty like bread dough gone bad. "Nodoka, what are you saying?" he gasped. He dropped back onto the couch as if his legs had suddenly gotten too weak to hold him. At the mention of that name, Soun's face drained of all color, his eyes rolled up and he dropped to the floor like a poleaxed steer. Nodoka lowered her sword and covered her mouth with one hand. She backed up until she was leaning against the wall and stood staring at Akane and Nabiki. Akane and Nabiki looked at each other for a long, long moment and blinked then turned to Nodoka and blinked at her as well then for good measure turned back and blinked at each other, yet again. There was a shocked, frozen silence in the Tendo living room.... ...A silence that was broken by Kasumi entering from the kitchen where she had been working. "Would anyone like some nice, hot tea? I've just made some fresh... Oh, my!" "Akane, I think we need to talk. Right now." "I think you are absolutely right, Nabiki. I'm going to change clothes. I'll meet you in the back yard." * * * After stopping in the bathroom to freshen up a bit, Nabiki looked in on the living room to see Nodoka shaking with tension as she sharpened her sword. From the ridges in her cheeks, her teeth were punching holes in the folded rice paper she was holding in her mouth. At each repetitive *wheet* *wheet* of the sharpening stone Soun and Genma twitched slightly as if hit by mild electric shocks where they were kneeling at the shogi board. Neither seemed to notice there were no playing pieces on the board. There seemed to be a complete absence of any talk of leaving to go after Ranma. Nabiki chuckled softly to herself and left to join Akane in the back yard. Akane was already hard at work on what Nabiki had jokingly been calling her secret project. Nabiki had decided to make a joke out of it because she still didn't know what Akane was building. It had started a few weeks before the crisis with Saffron in China as a large pit Ranma dug in the back yard for Akane to put her broken bricks and roofing tiles in. Once the pit was filled, Ranma had covered it over with packed dirt. On top of the dirt the two of them had built a wooden form and poured concrete to make what looked rather like a hexagonal wading pool about three meters across with a bottom that sloped into the center where there was a hole that would drain into the rock filled pit, if it was a wading pool, anyway. They had installed a heavy cast iron grating over the hole. The thing probably wasn't a wading pool because there were also two meter tall angled steel stanchions set into the concrete at each of the six corners of the hexagon. Today Akane was bolting wooden planks to the stanchions to make what looked like the walls of a small hut, or something. As usual, Nabiki asked what she was building. Akane just smiled and said, "It's a surprise." Also as usual. When Akane finished tightening the last bolt of the plank she was working on, she used a ballpeen hammer to round the ends of the bolts and flatten the threads. "There, that'll do it," she said when she was done. "The only way that's ever coming off is if someone uses a hacksaw or a heavy duty bolt cutter on it." Nabiki noticed that there was now a narrow door or gate on one face of the hexagonal structure. It was made of the same planks as the sides and hung with heavy duty iron strap hinges. There was also a heavy locking hasp on the gate nearly as thick as her thumb. Nabiki noted that the planks looked like they were about five centimeters thick, something she hadn't noticed before. "Well, Akane, whatever this is, it's sure a sturdy one. Come on, tell me what it is. Please?" "I already told you, Sister. It's going to be a surprise." Akane grinned a tight little "v" shaped grin that showed some teeth. "A great, big, fat surprise for someone, I hope. You'll see what it's for, soon enough, I think." She lost the grin and dropped her eyes to her hands. Her hair hung over her eyes as she said, "Ah... you said you wanted to talk, Nabiki. What did you want to talk about?" Nabiki sat cross legged on the ground and motioned for Akane to do the same. She leaned toward the what-ever-it-was and picked up one of the bolts and played with it as she thought for a few moments. "Akane, I'm really not sure where to start. I think we have a lot to talk about... don't we?" She looked up and tried to catch Akane's eye at this point. Akane was twiddling her fingers and staring at them. This was the moment Akane had been looking forward to with dread and hope for weeks. She said in a very quiet voice, "I think that depends on some things, Nabiki. We may have a lot to talk about, that's true, but I must know something, first." She looked up and stared directly into Nabiki's eyes. Akane's eyes narrowed and tightened a bit. "Please tell me what went on between you and Kuno when you talked this afternoon, big Sister." Nabiki sat back a little at the intensity of Akane's gaze and flinched at her words. "Um... so you know about that, do you?" "Not until just now, I didn't, but the odds were very good that he'd approach you after this morning." Akane sighed and shook her head with a wry smile. "So what did you two talk about?" Nabiki gasped in angry shock. Tricked! Tricked by the family jock into admitting something she didn't have to admit. How dare she? How dare she act... so... out... of character? "Huh? You mean you didn't know for sure that I even talked to Kuno this afternoon?" It never hurt to nail things down. "Please don't try to change the subject, Nabiki," said Akane earnestly. "I need to know what went on. Really." Something inside Nabiki snapped under the strain of the day's events. Almost against her will she found herself talking and telling the truth, the whole truth... even the private, embarrassing parts. The words escaped like water under pressure and the longer she talked the more relief she felt. It was the single weirdest experience she had ever had. "Kuno cornered me, Akane, and told me some crazy thing about how Ranma had put a spell on you and he had to find him and stop him. He offered me money, Akane, a lot of money... cash, maybe more than I've ever seen in one place before. I... I wanted it, Akane... I mean the money. I wanted it and I almost... Well I started thinking about how tracking Ranma wouldn't be all that hard and I nearly... but then I started to get mad and... and ashamed. But mostly mad at first and I nearly made a mistake and told Kuno about... well, I nearly tricked myself into helping Kuno even after I decided I didn't want to." Akane just listened silently. Nabiki was starting to run down. She had dropped her eyes and was talking in a hoarse whisper at this point. "Damn it, Akane! I felt so bad, and I didn't know why. I feel bad right now... like I want to appologize to you and cry and I never, never cry... ever." She looked up at Akane. Her eyes were glistening but there were no tears, yet. "I think it'll be ok, Nabiki. Everybody's been under a lot of strain, you know." Akane leaned forward and took Nabiki's hands in her's. "So tell me: do you have anything to apologize to me for? Or do you just almost have something?" "Oh... It's just almost. I convinced Kuno to wait and do nothing until he hears from me and I got him thinking about why Ranma supposedly went to Nagasaki via Osaka." Akane squeezed Nabiki's hands, gently, and released them. She sat back with a deep sigh. "That's a relief to hear, big Sister. So you don't have to apologize to me. As for crying, well... could it be that you love me and thought you almost did something to hurt me? Is that why you feel like crying?" Nabiki grinned one of her trademark wry, sarcastic grins. "Well, yeah, Akane. I mean you're the only little sister I've got. You are important to me. I know we don't talk about this sort of thing much, but I do love you, and while I'm not sure of the details, I'm just about certain about one thing: Anything that would hurt Ranma at this point would also hurt you. I'm right about that, yes?" "Yes you are, big Sister. At this point, Ranma's safety is really the only thing that matters to me..." Akane looked deep into Nabiki's eyes and drew a long breath. It was time. "Ranma is the most important thing in the world to me because he is busy working to make a secure future for both of us, right now." "So you _did_ know about Ranma's plan to leave before I told you about it, didn't you." "Yes I did. There's more, of course, but we don't have a lot of time. I figure it's only going to be a little while before father or Mister Saotome notices us talking and they try to sneak up on us to listen in. You know how it is around here, don't you, Sister?" Nabiki had the grace to blush at that. "You passed a big and hard test today, big Sister," continued Akane. "I think I can trust you and... I need to be able to trust you. It's a relief, I'll tell you. Keeping secrets around this house is awfully hard to do, you know. I can't tell you all of it, now, because we don't have a lot of time. I'll tell you this... I want you to be our ally and friend. You do know that it's possible to love someone but not trust them, don't you?" "Oh... Akane, I thought you were talking about Shampoo this morning. _I'm_ the enemy you were talking about, yes? The enemy you were going to... destroy...?" As she stared at Akane, Nabiki began to realize the size of this thing. She felt buffeted by her conflicting emotions as she considered how thoroughly she must have been tricked and... manipulated by her little sister and Ranma. She felt some anger and a lot of confusion but her primary feeling was amazement. It was as if Akane had, finally, removed a mask and revealed a completely different person underneath. Akane smiled gently as she watched the changes flicker across Nabiki's face. "Let's say I didn't want to have to treat you like a potential enemy any more, Nabiki-chan. My excuse is that we didn't have any choice... there are secrets involved. Big secrets that we had to keep at all costs. I've had to do some very... very... difficult things in the past year. Almost impossible things. One of the hardest was keeping this all from you. I hated doing it, but we just... didn't have any choice... at all. If you can come up with a secure way for us to have a long talk, I'll tell you everything. Answer any question you have. Share it all with you. One thing, though: the secrets still have to be kept. There might be some danger for you if you know it all." "Would you trust me that much, Akane? I mean, trust me not to use any of this information?" "Well I really want to. When you say 'use', I guess you mean blackmail, Nabiki. That's not necessary." Akane sat very still and talked in slow, even cadences trying as hard as she could to convey the utter certainty she felt. "There is almost nothing I wouldn't do for you, if you asked me as my sister and friend and ally, Nabiki. No, if it didn't involve hurting Ranma, there is _nothing_ I wouldn't do for you if you asked me out of love. Nothing at all. You only have to ask. That's all." Nabiki considered Akane's words. At first she felt warmed by the utter sincerity and love in Akane's voice, but then a part of her she sometimes called her 'inner businesswoman' piped up. 'So what if you showed Akane that she couldn't trust you? What if you acted as an enemy would? What would she do to protect Ranma and her? Would she do _anything_?' A sensation like a slow trickle of ice water ran down Nabiki's spine. It was obvious there were things about her sister she didn't know at all. Akane had only spoken of the sisterly love she felt, and so on. Was she carefully avoiding mention of a possible alternative? Nabiki shivered a bit as the realization grew into utter certainty. Akane was a lot of things, but one thing Nabiki had never, ever thought or suspected about her sister was suddenly as clear as a light shining out in the night. Akane was, under the right or wrong (depending on your point of view) circumstances... _dangerous!_ It was a breathtaking realization, and one that she'd have to think long and hard about. Akane saw the change in Nabiki's eyes and decided to say something to try to reassure her. "You know, big Sister, it's amazing to me that you, of all people, are only now realizing what a martial artist is really like. Please don't be afraid of me. You are one of the people in the world I love. It makes a big difference, you know." "But, but all those times I... well, made deals with you and Ranma. Why did you let me do that? Why did he let me do that? I think either of you could have stopped me, any time you wanted to, right?" Nabiki was starting to shiver a little. Akane scooted forward and wrapped her arms loosly around Nabiki. She leaned forward to whisper into her ear, "You are absolutely right, my very dear big Sister. And now you know part of the secret. We didn't _want_ to stop you. And another part: Ranma loves you, too. Actually, he thinks of you as his slightly weird big sister. The sister he never had. The sister he _loves_ having. Along with Kasumi, that is. He loves both of you. If you just asked him, he'd gladly empty his pockets and give you every yen he has, especially if he thought it would make you happy. He doesn't really understand money very well, and does pretty well without it, when he has to." Suddenly a small pebble dropped to the ground with a plop, next to them. Akane looked up and noticed the window above them had mysteriously opened a few centimeters. Briefly she wondered what had taken them so long to spring her carefully laid trap. She put a finger to Nabiki's lips, sat up and winked comically at her. "But Nabiki, do you really think we should tell Mrs. Saotome _every_ thing Mister Saotome has done? In her mood, now, there's no telling what she might do to him." Nabiki was startled at the sudden change in the conversation for a moment, but then a wicked grin lit up her face. "Sure, Akane. We need Mister Saotome and Father to stay here and protect us. If we tell Mrs. Saotome _every_ thing, I'm sure she'll help us. Do you think she'll hurt Father very much when we tell her what they let Happousai try to do to Ranma?" It was all she could to to stop bursting out with laughter. "Oh no, Nabiki. I don't think she'd even put Daddy in the hospital for that. Well, not for very long, anyway. Well, _maybe_ not for very long. What do you think?" "Oh I agree with you, Father should be safe when we tell it all to her. I'm sure he could explain it to her, don't you think?" "Oh yes. I'm sure she'll be reasonable about it. Let's go tell her right now." There was the sudden sound of running feet from inside the house. Akane popped up to look through the window. Nope, no one there. She dropped down and quietly told Nabiki, "I think our time's up. Set something up and let's talk again. I mean it. We really could talk for several hours, but not here. It has to be in a safe place. My time is your time so any time is good for me. We better go in, now. I think dinner will be ready soon." "You go ahead, Akane. I want to think about this a little. You are just full of surprises, little Sister. You do know that, don't you?" "I know I am, Nabiki. I really haven't had any choice. If all of this works out, I will, though... have choices, I mean. Ranma and I will be free to choose. For the first time, ever." Akane then did something she had never done before. In full view of Nabiki she stood up, pasted an innocent, girlish smile on her face, giggled quietly to herself and skipped off toward the living room... ...leaving Nabiki sitting on the ground with a shocked expression on her face in the gathering gloom as dusk stole over Nerima. This long day was finally coming to an end. Nabiki closed her mouth with a snap as she thought to herself, 'what the hell was that?' She ran over all the confusing things she had seen and heard in the last few days. With a sudden shiver of shocking clarity something that had been bothering her fell into place. It was that memory of Ranma speaking, '_Look, Nabiki, you're probably the smartest one of us, so I know you can probably do this, even though I can't figure out how._' Why didn't that bother her, even though almost the same words from Kuno had infuriated her? Suddenly she knew consciously something she had known for a long time under the surface of her mind. Ranma really _did_ care for her, and the reason those words, from him, didn't bother her was that they were the simple truth, as Ranma saw it. On reflection, she wasn't completely sure who was the _smartest_ one in the family and wryly acknowledged that she was including Ranma in that exclusive list. She felt warm as she realized she didn't need to feel jealous of Akane at all. That remarkable man who had leaped without hesitation toward possible death in order to protect the woman he loved... loved her, too. Not in the same way, to be sure, but love nevertheless. She felt curiously warm and happy at this thought. She didn't feel any doubt or uncertainty about this conclusion. The analytical part of her that never rested remarked, 'So this is how it feels to discover love.' It felt pretty good. 'So, Mrs. Saotome has a brother named Hideyoshi that we aren't supposed to know about. Damn! I wanted to ask Akane what she thought about that. It's really a pain not being able to talk freely in our own house!' On a day of sudden realizations, yet another insight slammed into Nabiki. She pulled her knees up to her chest, wrapped her arms around her legs and curled herself into a tight ball. Ranma and Akane. For a long time they had had to watch every word they'd said and everything they did in order to keep this big secret of theirs. The secret that was becoming clearer to Nabiki. All the time. Day and night. For months. And she, Nabiki Tendo, loving sister of Akane and potential sister-in-law of Ranma Saotome had made her own big contribution to that... well... pain they must have felt for all that time. "Oh, Akane. I am so sorry for that. I'll make it up to you somehow. I promise," Nabiki whispered to herself. Again that analytical part chimed in, 'Is this how it feels to grow up?' The sensation was indescribable. End Part Two To Be Continued............ - = O = - - = O = - If any kindly readers would like to read any of my other stories, other parts of this story, or occationally rough draft versions of my works in progress, they can be found at David Eddy's web site (Thanks Dave!) at: http://nabiki.newberry.edu/DEddy/fanfic/bob_barnes/index.html Or you can request directly from me at rbarnes@moscow.com Thank you for letting me share this with you.