Sailor Star Love (sailorstarlove@hotmail.com) presents: Three Stars and a Rose (whip) MSTing Special Cameo appearance of Sailor Mac and Mark Berger for the Rescue of Artemis. an unauthorized Lemon flavor Sailor Moon MSTing of The green eyed monster and Callisto. **NOTE** The fanfics have been edited to fit your screen they have NOT been altered in any way more than that... what you see is what I got! Mystery Sailor (Starlights) Theater 3,000! Love Theme from Mystery Sailor Theater 3,000 (obviously to the tune of "Love Theme from Mystery Science Theater 3000") In the not-too-distant future Way down in Deep 13, Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank Were hatching an Evil Scheme. They caught three girls called Sailor Starlights and a guy. Just three teenage girls who disguised themselves as boys and sang. Their experiment needed a good test case, So they signed up with Chaos and Galaxia And shot them into space. (Get me down!) We'll send them cheesy fanfics, The worst we can find (la-la-la), They'll have to sit and watch them all, And we'll monitor their minds (la-la-la). Now keep in mind the Three Lights (and friend) can't control Where the fanfics begin or end (la-la-la), They'll try to keep their sanity With the help of their Sailor friends. Sailor Roll Call: Star Fighter! Star Healer! Star Maker! Kurama! MAKER: He's no Senshi! KURAMA: No, but I'm a Reikai Detective! FIGHTER: HA! Close enough! If you're wondering how they eat and breathe and other science facts (la la la), Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I should really just relax For Mystery Sailor Theater 3000!" (The opening scene: In SOL 3 storage area. The three Lights and Kurama are trying to find an escape pod.) YATEN: I don't understand why do we rummage through this filth? TAIKI: I finally managed to no longer crash the satellites together on the simulator. But we better continue our search for an escape pod. KURAMA: (Pushes yet another hamdinger crate) If you ask me I think these things were designed without one. SEIYA: Ano.. What happens to us if there's a malfunction. TAIKI: You pray you can hold your breath a long time. SEIYA: SHIMATTA! Taiki... That's not even funny... YATEN: I don't think he was trying to be... ::sweatdrops:: (They all look at each other, a small sweat breaking on their brow) KURAMA: Let's continue the search... OTHERS: (nod) (Meanwhile on Deep 13, Dr. Forrester has a little problem named... Oscar. While on Sol 2 the Inners and Darien watch the scene.) DR. FORRESTER: Oscar, I've put up with your sickness long enough. Give Artemis to me. ARTEMIS: Pleasepleaseplease. . . OSCAR: Are you forgetting I'm a Super Sayajin? KAMEHAMEHAAAA!!! What the!? Why didn't it work!? DR. FORRESTER: If I can neutralize the Scouts' powers, I can neutralize yours as well! Now, if you ever want them back again, GIVE THE CAT TO ME! OSCAR: Okay. . . I'll find something else to torment those losers in Hentai Space with. ARTEMIS (appears in Deep 13) Oh, thank you, Dr. Forrester! MINA: Artemis!!! Are you okay? Are you hurt? What did that freak do to you? ARTEMIS: You don't want to know. DR. FORRESTER: (repressing a deep shudder) Believe me, you don't. DR. FORRESTER: Don't thank me yet, kitty! You're going to join your friends! FRANK! Prepare the rocket! FRANK: Way ahead of ya, Steve! ARTEMIS: WHAT? (He's tossed into a rocket and shot into space) GET ME DOOOWN! AMY: Look! Artemis is coming this way! LITA: And. . .there he goes! He overshot us completely! ARTEMIS: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (The rocket crashes into SOL3) YATEN: YAAAAAAAAA! WHAT THE HELL??? TAIKI: It seems we hit something! KURAMA: Or rather something hit us... Let's check it out. (They all run to where Artemis has crashed. They enter a room where the nose portion of the rocket has entered the Satellite. They all work quickly to free Artemis) VOICE: Alert! Outer hull breached! Evacute area immediatly! Alert! YATEN: Quickly guys! VOICE: Warning! Security parameter breach! Sealing area! SEIYA: Quick the doors are closing! KURAMA: It's opened! Take him Taiki! TAIKI: Got him... Let's book! (Meanwhile,on Sol 2) MINA: Oh, no! Artemis! Quick, Amy, open a channel to Satellite of Love 3. . . AMY: Done! (Artemis, groggy and dazed, is being held by Taiki) MINA: How is he? TAIKI: Hello, Angel. We seem to have a friend of yours up here with us. . . TAIKI: He's dazed and confused. . .but physically, he's all right. RAYE: Oh! Good to see he's back to normal! MINA: HEY! ARTEMIS: Where am I? What happened? LUNA: Trust me, you don't want to know. MINA: Taiki, is there any kind of short-range escape pod on your satellite? Can you send him over here? TAIKI: Negative. Believe me, we've searched this whole place for *any* type of escape pod. YATEN: Yep... and it's no go. MINA: Ohhhhh. . . SERENA: Look on the bright side, Artemis: at least you don't have her trying to make pancakes for breakfast. LITA: You mean those manhole covers were supposed to be pancakes!? RAYE: I thought they were garbage can lids. MINA: You guys can be so mean sometimes! ARTEMIS: What are you all doing up there? SERENA: We were shot up here by Dr. Forrester. . .he's forcing us to read crappy fanfics. . . RAYE: The worst he can find. ARTEMIS (to Taiki): And why are YOU up here? TAIKI: Same reason. ARTEMIS: Oh, Gods. . .please tell me he didn't get ahold of "Oceanus." FORRESTER: Okay, I won't. SERENA: WHAT!? FORRESTER: I confiscated it from Oscar. . .but don't worry, Moonie Loonie, I won't serve it to you. ARTEMIS: Whew! SERENA: YOU'D BETTER NOT! FORRESTER: I'm sending it to that crew on Satellite of Love 3! ARTEMIS: SOL3. . . Wait a second. . . that's. . . not. . . right. . . Oh Gods (faints). YATEN: (sotto voice)Oh Great! We get Oceanus... TAIKI: Oh Please! Not today? SEIYA: Not ever... if you ask me! FORRESTER: I didn't... Anyway, Frank tell us what the experiment is today... oh and by the way you ninnies I was a experience exchange to propose to you... when you get a break between fanfics... KURAMA: (sotto voce) You're too kind... FRANK: Today's experiment are from Blue Winged Angel... SEIYA: NOOOOOO! FRANK: (coughs) and Hentai Moon... TAIKI: (sotto voce) Great another author with Hentai in his name. KURAMA: Yeah no one thought of ever using Romantic or Erotica? YATEN: Luckily we know a couple used Love. FRANK: The Fanfics and ready and loaded Steeve. FORRESTER: Then by all means Frank... FRANK: (hits the button) ARTEMIS: (waking up) Wha?... What's going on? YATEN: Sorry Artemis, you're stuck reading bad lemons like us. TAIKI: You're lucky, no Oceanus. ARTEMIS: YOU DARE CALL ME, LUCKY???!! SEIYA: DON'T LOOK NOW! KURMA: BUT WE GOT A LEMON SIGN! ALL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (They all take their place, Seiya sits down, next to him Yaten sits followed by Kurama, Taiki and finally Artemis has his own chair) <6> <5> <4> <3> <2> <1> > " The green-eyed monster" SEIYA: Is the author talking about you Yaten? YATEN: HAHA! Very funny, Seiya! TAIKI: (looks at Kurama) In that case... KURAMA: DON'T go there! > Please read from beginning to end. ARTEMIS: D'OH! It comes with instructions >_______________________________________________________________________ DR. FORRESTER'S VOICE: We snipped a part of the fanfic because there were only a bunch of lines... YATEN: Can you snip the rest of the lines of this fanfic? DR. FORRESTER'S VOICE: Good try Mop Top but no. > > It's quite boring now, TAIKI: Oh great! The story starts and already it's boring... >even if >I do get time to spend with the princess, it's not the same. It's just >boring. I had offered to stay with her since Mamoru left for America and >since Michiru went to England with Minako. It's just boring, I remember how >I got to this mess: SEIYA: This sounds familiar doesn't it? ARTEMIS: Beginning of the Season of Stars. YATEN: Except for the Michiru and Minako part. > > KURAMA: (as a junkie) Oh man... Look at the wavy line... I took so much LSD I'm having flashbacks... > " Mamo-chan is leaving." Odango had said >sadly. " Don't worry, he'll be back soon. He just wanted to see how America >is like." ARTEMIS: WHAT? If Mamoru wanted to go to America it would be to study! Not to see how America is like! SEIYA: We know that, you know that Artemis... YATEN: But did the author?... noooooo... >Ami-chan reasurred her. " Yeah, well, since you're living in your >own apartment, maybe one of us should keep you company." Mako-chan said. " TAIKI: I think it's been pointed out in other MSTing but... Blue Winged Angel, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT a (BLEEP!) RETURN KEY IS!!!!??? YOU PRESS IT WHEN SOMEONE IS FINISHED TALKING!! ARTEMIS: Taiki, do you eat with that mouth? >Not me, I'm going to visit England and Michiru-san is coming along with >me." Minako-chan said proudly. " I can't, sorry princess, I have my duties >to stay with Hotaru." Setsuna said. ARTEMIS: (as Setsuna) I wish the kid could grow up again. I have the Time Portal to worry about you know! I'm not a Babysitter for Pete's sake! >" I can't, I have to study." Ami-chan >said. " But, it's the middle of summer vacation!" Rei-chan exclaimed. " I >still have to catch up on my studies, Rei-chan." YATEN: Ami-chan... the mono-maniac... SEIYA: Yeah right, we all know Ami doesn't always think of studying! TAIKI: (blush) Yeah... ARTEMIS: Why are you blushing? Is there something I should know?... >Ami-chan said and left the >temple. " Bye, everyone." " Bye, Ami-chan." We all said. TAIKI: (as Ami) Well I think I got out of this fic, you see studying does lead to something good. > " Hey, what about >Haruka-san? I mean, Michiru isn't going to be here, and Haruka-san might >get lonely." Minako-chan pointed out. " And we can trust Haruka the most in >protecting our princess." (The Three Lights, Kurama and Artemis get up and start to walk toward the exit) DR. FORRESTER: Where do you think you are going? TAIKI: Come on Forrester, we all know where this is heading. KURAMA: Yeah, Haruka bopping Usagi... (The door starts to hum as they near it, they sweatdrop and realize the door has thousand of Volts coursing through it. They get the message and sit back down, grumbling.) YATEN: What I don't get is how can he put so much voltage and not make the door melt. >Michiru added. I blushed at the moment. They were >giving me so much attention and I would be honored to protect the princess, >" Okay." > SEIYA: I have a better Idea... ARTEMIS: Wishfull thinking... > > Now, I regret what I've done. KURAMA: (as Haruka) Eating 50 Twinkies in a row, sure was dumb! >I have to >stay with all the time, and she barely does anything. Especially since >Mamoru-san left and there are no more enemies, SEIYA: Yeah right! No more enemies, just Hentai fanfiction authors doing some character bashing... YATEN: Lesbian Pileups... KURAMA: See Love where there's friendship and loyalty... TAIKI: Instant lesbian conversions... ARTEMIS: (shivers) MY GOD! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SUBJECTED TO??? TAIKI: Stuff like this... >she just sits there on the couch and looks at her engagement ring. YATEN: If that's all she does all day this fic is going to be boring. TAIKI: Maybe the author should have stopped and think about her first sentence. >Well, she can't be that sad, I >mean, I'm not. Michiru left and I'm just fine, KURAMA: (as Haruka) Now I can invite all my racetrack buddies and down some brewskies! >a little bored though. Then >a couple of words were heard from someone I never thought would say a word, >" Haruka-san?" " Yes?" " Do you mind if I go out?" SEIYA: Since when does Usagi-chan asks Haruka permission to go out? ARTEMIS: Since never... >" What do you mean?" " >You know, like go out, not with you, but my friends?" YATEN: (as Usagi) I'm bored looking at my ring, and you're no live party, either! KURAMA: (as Haruka) What do you mean not with you but my friend????... What am I chopped liver? >She asked me so >desparately, what could I say? " Sure." Then I knew that I had made the >biggest mistake of my whole rotten life. TAIKI: (as Haruka) That landed me in a BWA fic ARGH! > " Haruka-san? How do I look?" YATEN: (as Haruka) You look like a Tele-tubbie! KURAMA: (as Haruka) You look like a goddamn Barbie doll... SEIYA: (as Haruka) You're lucky this isn't a Crystal Knight fic... You'd look like a inflatable doll... TAIKI: (as Haruka) Like you're desperate... >She came out of her room in a very elegant dress, I started to wonder who >was she going out with, " You look great." " Thanks." She walked over to me >and kissed me on the cheek. She grabbed her purse and headed for the door, TAIKI: she walked right in the door and knocked herself silly. >" I might come back late, don't wait up." " Okay." > Actually, I waited >all night for her and I started to worry. I didn't get a wink of sleep that >night, she didn't come back until morning. I furiously opened the door. > "Where have you been?" YATEN: (as Usagi) Around... anyway what are you doing up? It's way pass your bedtime... >I asked angrily. " Haruka-san, I told you not to wait >up for me, now look at you, your eyes are so red. You should got to sleep >now. You can sleep in my bed if you want." KURAMA: Is it me or does Usagi sound like a bimbo? SEIYA: That's Blue Winged Angel for ya.. YATEN: (as if he's signaling on a phone) Hello Acme?... A certain Will. E. Coyote refered me to you... You wouldn't happen to have a Do-it-yourself EVA kit, now would you? I got an Angel to take care of! >She said and went to the >bathroom as if it was no big idea. I waited up the whole night for her, TAIKI: (as Usagi) I told you not to wait up for me... What are you my mother? YATEN: (laughs) Although in Haruka's case, I wonder if you should not say her father. SEIYA: Because Haruka's a woman Yaten... YATEN: Can't you take a joke? >up >to morning! Ugh! I was so tired, angry, and worried, all at the same time, >and she didn't even care. I decided to knock on her door. " Yes, >Haruka-san?" " Who did you go out with last night?" KURAMA: (as Usagi) NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! ARTEMIS: What is this the Spanish Inquisition? TAIKI: (as Haruka) NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!! OTHERS: (sweatdrop) >I asked impatiently, I >didn't mean to be so snobbish, but I was angry at the time, wouldn't you >be? " I don't think you would want to know." " Why not, did you go out with >another guy?" I asked worried now, about Mamoru-san and her, and their >future together, and Chibi-usa. " Well, sort of." ARTEMIS: She sorta dated another guy?... What is this? >She came out of the >bathroom, her hair down and waving around behind her, and dragging on the >ground as she walked. YATEN: It was so long she walked on it and triped and fell flat on her face. >" Who?" I asked, after I was out of the trance. KURAMA: (making Swami gestures, as Usagi) Haruka... Look into my hair... now sleep... sleep... sleep... >"Someone you don't really know and someone you don't really like." SEIYA: Yah, sure like she would cheat on Mamoru with two guys! > " You >went out with 2 guys?" " No, only 1." " And what did you do ALL night >long?" ALL: (singing) All night long! (all night, all night) All night long! (all night, all night) >" It's none of your business, you let me go, I went, I came back, >end of story." " You may be my princess, but I'm still older than you, and TAIKI: (as Usagi) Oh! so that's your excuse to be nosey?... >it is respectful if you answer your elder's questions." KURAMA: When you are respectful, you don't ask people questions they don't want to answer... SEIYA: If I follow that line of though Kurama, prisons wouldn't have any inmates... >" Seiya, okay?" >"What?! Why him? You know he's evil, Odango." SEIYA: NANI???!!! KURAMA: I didn't know Haruka felt like that with you guys... TAIKI: She doesn't... We had our differences at the begining but it wasn't that harsh! >" He's not evil and don't call >me Odango, only Mamo-chan can call me that." She said as she pulled out >clothes from her closet. " But what did you do?" ARTEMIS: Haruka is NOT that nosey... >I asked even more >worriedly. " Haruka-san. Stop asking questions, there are some questions >that can not be answered or else you might go crazy like you always do when >I'm with Seiya." She said and put a hand on my shoulder. " I don't go >crazy!" SEIYA: (maximum sarcasm) SHEEYEAH RIGHT!!! >" Okay, maybe not crazy, but you get jealous or something." She >said as she walked to the bathroom. " Jealous? I never get jealous >especially by people like Seiya!" " And what's the matter with Seiya?" She >asked as she unbottoned her dress. " Nothing, but did you do things like >that in front of you know who?" " Things like what?" " Like undressing >yourself?" " If you want to know what happened, I'll tell you, okay?" " >Okay." " Well, we went out to dinner and dancing, when we came back at >about midnight, we were very tired and we fell asleep, okay?" KURAMA: Yeah right! SEIYA: Ahem... KURAMA: (blushing) Gomen... > " Yeah right! >What happened?" " That's what happened." She said and she slammed the door >right in my face. How rude! ARTEMIS: Maybe, but she deserved that! > > The next day, I saw her go out for a walk >early in the morning, and once late at night, but at the night walk, >someone also followed, someone I didn't like..... > " Haruka-san? Do you >mind if..." She started, she looked for me, but I wasn't there, I was >hiding. " Haruka-san? Haruka-san?" She said and looked around in all of the >rooms. " Well, I guess Haruka-san isn't here." " Great." A sickining voice >said happily. I saw the two kiss, SEIYA: I wouldn't kiss Usagi-chan, unless it's on her cheek. YATEN: We all know here that you didn't always felt that way ... >which made me sick to my stomach and YATEN: (as Haruka) I blew chunks right there, I was so humiliated, Usagi didn't want to talk to me till Chibi-Usa's 500 birthday... >which made my eyes flicker with anger, but if I crawled out from under the >couch, then Odango might think that I was spying on her. Finally I saw them >head for another room, I tried to follow, but I couldn't, as much as I love >danger I couldn't risk my princess' trust for me. TAIKI: Meet Haruka the snoop with a conscience... >But I should've, I just >should've. I sat down on the couch and listened for any unusual noises, and >I did hear some, some I didn't want to hear, so I left. KURAMA: (as Haruka) A note on a piece of paper saying I left... TAIKI: Are you channelling BWA's Talent Kurama? >I left and I didn't >come back until I knew that Seiya would be gone. I don't know why I hate >him so much, I mean, he helped out a lot as Sailor star Fighter to save >Eternal Sailor Moon, but I just didn't like him, and I don't know what it >was. Was it jealously? Nah, no way. ALL: YAH, WAY! > Finally, at about 9:00 in the >morning, I returned and everything was back to normal, whew, was I dreaming >before, no I wasn't. > " Haruka-san, where have you been?" " Out on a long >walk." " Oh, well, sit down to some breakfast." " Yeah, thanks." " So, >where did you walk to?" " Oh, nowhere, just around the block." Around the >block about 100 times! SEIYA: (as Haruka) That should melt those 50 Twinkies away... >" Oh." She said. Then I couldn't stand it, I had to >know. " What did you do yesterday night when I was gone?" " Uh, nothing." " >Really?" " Yeah." I could tell that Odango was not a good lier, KURAMA: I don't know what a lier is... >she >couldn't lie especially to her friends. " So what exactly is nothing?" >"Nothing is nothing." I gave her a wild stare and it made her shiver, she >knew that I knew that she was lying. " Okay, well, Seiya came over last >night..." " And?" " And..." TAIKI: (as Usagi) And we had tea and crumpets! >" And what?" " I can't say it. You know what >it is." " No, I don't." " Yes, you do." ALL: We all know! >I made her panick, I didn't mean >to, I guess wanted her to admit it, but then I said what she wanted me to >say, " You mean that you slept with him, again, and this time not >literally." ALL: (facevault) TAIKI: THE HELL? SEIYA: ...you slept with him, again, and this time not litterally...??? This makes no sense!!!! >" Well, yes, but.." " But what?" I would love to hear her >comeback. " But, I've heard non-verbal sounds ARTEMIS: What the hell are non-verbal sounds????? >and wild vibrations ALL: (singing) Good, good, good... Good Vibrations! >coming >from your apartment. You and Michiru-san, I guess?" YATEN: (sotto voce) Oh great... Usagi the peeping Tom... >I blushed, I don't even know what color, TAIKI: She had turn blue and had a heart attack on the spot... THE END! >I just felt so embarassed, " So, you know my little secret?" ALL: WHAT SECRET??? >" Yes, I knew since the Deathbusters were here." " Really? Well I >know your secret and you know mine, do you swear to not tell anyone else?" SEIYA: Oh yeah... Like Usagi would cheat on Mamoru in the first place... Like she would blackmail people... >" Sure, I haven't before." " Good." I sighed a sigh a relief. > > " Ring.... ALL: (singing) Four calling birds, three French Hens, Two turtledoves and a patridge in a pear tree... >Ring.... ALL: (singing)... around the collar, ring around the collar! >Ring...." ALL: ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE!!!! >I answered the phone, " Hello?" " Hello, may I speak to >Usagi-chan?" " Sure, who is this?" " One of the 3 lights." I was just about >to hang up, when Odango grabbed the phone, " Thanks, Haruka-san," She said, >" Hello? Oh, Taiki-san, TAIKI: Why the heck would I say that I'm one of the 3 lights... I got a name! > what is it? Sure, I would love to, okay, bye." I >couldn't hear what ' Taiki-san ' had said but I knew what he meant. " >Haruka-san, do you mind if I go out tonight with the 3 lights?" " Yes." " >But, can I still go?" " No." " Why not?" " Because I don't trust you with >all 3 of them." " But, you know that Yaten-kun and Taiki-san are just my >friends." " And what about Mr. Sleepover?" " Seiya is, well, someone closer >to me and more intimate. Okay, can I go?" " No." I made my point loud and >clear. " Please, Haruka-san." She begged me, YATEN: Why is she acting like this? It's her own apartment! KURAMA: Since Usagi is Haruka's Princess, why does she ask her permission? > it didn't work. " Haruka-san, >if you don't let me, then I'm going to tell everyone your little secret." YATEN: OH THAT'S IN CHARACTER... NOT! >"What?! But you promised!" KURAMA: (as Usagi) Yeah but I didn't spit and didn't said cross my heart and hope to die... >" Well. I guess not anymore." " Okay, you can go." SEIYA: (as Usagi) WHOO HOO! Bridge game here I come... >" Great, thanks." She said and kissed me on the cheek. KURAMA: And bit my ear off... > > Later at >night, she was about to leave, but I had an idea. She opened the door, but >I shut it with both of my hands and trapped her between my arms. > "Haruka-san, quit playing games. I need to go now, I'm going to be late." >"So?" " So, the 3 lights will get mad or get worried." " Then cancel the >date." " What?! I can't do that." " Why not?" " Because..." " Do you >remember the time, we used to secretely see eachother after school and >kiss, and that time that I kissed you when we were in senshi form?" SEIYA: They secretly saw each other???? When??? YATEN: (as Usagi) I told you it was secretly... If I tell you it won't be secret anymore... >" Yeah, so?" " And Michiru and Mamoru weren't even jealous or tried to seek >revenge." " Yeah, they are great, aren't they?" " Yeah, they are." ALL: (look at the screen their face is twitching) ARTEMIS: I can't believe I'm reading this... >I leaned forward to kiss her, and then I did. ARTEMIS: She did what? >She looked deeply into my eyes and >smiled. I could see a wild look in her eye, a sexy look. And a small smirk >on her lips. She put her arms around me and led me to the couch. She >unzipped my pants and unbuttoned by shirt. I knew that I was lesbian, but >not the princess. ARTEMIS: AND SHE ISN'T!!!! TAIKI: Unfortunatly, Artemis, in many lemons they think that friendship and or loyalty is the foundation of lesbianism... ARTEMIS: NANI???? What are these authors thinking? YATEN: Yeah... All too common... We won't say any names... >She slowly and carefully took off my shirt and she went >behind me and took off my pants. She squeezed my breasts from behind and I >screamed KURAMA: (as Haruka) HEY! Don't squeeze my breasts like that... Those are NOT toilet paper rolls... >out in pleasure. She dug into my panties and reached for my vagina >and she put her hand inside, ALL: YAAAAAAAAAAAAA! KURAMA: She put her hand inside her vagina??? YATEN: She was fisting her? >then she went in further and further and then >she let go. She went back on top of me and she started to lick and lick. SEIYA: I started to barf and barf... >Then she stopped and she spat out something, " Ugh, Haruka-san, is this >blood?" ARTEMIS: (as Haruka) OH MY GOD! You gave me internal bleeding with your hand! >She said and looked at her hand where she spat out something. " Uh, >oh." I knew then that I had my menstuation, ALL: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW! GROSS! >not again, and at a time like this! Odango went to the bathroom to clean >her mouth. TAIKI: And to make an offering to the Porcelain God... YATEN: No kidding... ewwwww... >I went to the >bathroom to get a pad, " Could you wait 4 to 5 days?" I asked her. " Sure, >I'll wait. You better get your rest, but first I need to cook something for >dinner. SEIYA: (as Haruka) Great what are we having? YATEN: Spaghetti with Tomato sauce... OTHERS: (turn green) Ewwww... >I was still in my underwear and I was half naked, so I quickly got >dressed and I sat down for dinner. All I could think about was, over and >over again, she spat out my blood, in disgust. ALL: SHE ISN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD SPAT IN DISGUST HERE! > " Haruka-san, are you >okay?" She asked. " I'm fine, I was just thinking." YATEN: (as Usagi) Don't strain yourself too much there... >We fell asleep in the same bed after we cleaned up after dinner. ARTEMIS: Haruka learned it wasn't such a great idea as Usagi turned in her sleep, shoved her cold feet on her and knocked her silly with her fists... TAIKI: You speak from experience Artemis? ARTEMIS: I just happen to know someone who sleeps with her? KURAMA: Who? Mamoru? ARTEMIS: No... Luna! > > Early in the morning, I woke >up first and I hugged Odango from behind, she hugged me too in her sleep >and mumbled my name, " Only about 4 days left, Odango." " Don't call me >that." She said and she pushed me playfully. SEIYA: Haruka fell down the bed and broke her neck... The End. >Later on, that same day, the 3 lights called, KURAMA: The green, the red and the yellow light called... >Odango, I mean, Usagi, explained that something came up. She >didn't go out with them for the rest of the 4 days, she spent more time >with me. We talked about relationships and our past and many things. It was >fun, just girl talk. I never talked to anyone about those kind of stuff >before, not even Michiru. ARTEMIS: (sarcastic) REALLY? I find that hard to believe... >The days pasted by quickly and soon my menstruation was gone. > " Ready?" She asked me, that same look in her eyes. >" Yeah, I'm ready. She started where we left off. She started to lick and >lick, continously. TAIKI: The author wasn't kidding... right where they left off. KURAMA: And as redundant as ever! >Then she went up and down my body with her wet tongue, SEIYA: If her tongue were dry, it would have been weird. >up and down, up and down, up and down and around, like a merry-go-around, ALL: (sing-song Merry go round music) >except this was better. She then forcefully turned me around, I never knew >she had so much strength! SEIYA: Looks like someone ate her spinach! >She then ferociously took off my bra with her teeth! ALL: (facevault) ARTEMIS: Are we talking about sweet sensitive Usagi here? >Oh my god, she's even wilder than Michiru, well, actually, I take >the lead, but who cares... (Kurama takes the lead and he dances with Yaten. Then Yaten takes the lead.) KURAMA: See Blue Winged Angel? YATEN: Nothing to it! >She forcefully took hold of my breasts and >squeezed them gently, " Oh my god, Haruka-san, your breasts are so, so, so >hard and strong!" SEIYA: (as Haruka) Gee! Thanks Usagi... I have no merit, I do push ups with them. >She said. I was just about to reply when she bit them >with her sharp teeth, ow, it kind of hurted. ARTEMIS: Noooo kiding, I kind of thought so. >Then she started to suck, like >a baby sucking its mother's breasts for milk. She came back up again and >stripped herself infront of me, to make me want her, ALL: (singing) Make me want you, baby... >and it worked! She >brushed her naked body against mine and we circled eachother like >sumo-wrestlers about to fight. ALL: (laughing their heads off) SEIYA: Sumo-wrestlers???? TAIKI: This fic reaches new lows... KURAMA: (rolling on the ground laughing) YATEN: KU-CHAN! Breathe! KURAMA: G-Goohohohohmen. (wipes a tear) That's a mental image I could have done without... Two sumo-wrestlers with Usagi's and Haruka's head. OTHERS: (think about it then burst out laughing) >Finally she attacked first and kissed me >pasionately and made me fall back. She pulled my body closer to hers until >every part of our body would touch. TAIKI: Oh yeah the front and the back would touch at the same time... YEAH RIGHT! >She kissed my face all around and then >she worked her way down. She looked up at me with her dangerous eye, it was >a signal. I love danger! Usagi smiled as if she could read my mind and it >was my turn. ^.~ I slowly and carefully spread out her legs and ducked my >head closer to what was inbetween her long, luscious legs. I licked it and >wondered if the pleasure would run up her spine. I licked and licked until >all her juices fell out and I licked those two. KURAMA: (facevaults) She licked those two????? YATEN: YAH! She became an hermaphrodite! ARTEMIS: NOOOOOOOO! Not Oscar again (faints) > Then I worked my way up to >her savory breasts. I licked those two, but no juices came out of there. I TAIKI: (as Usagi) Hey! Baka Haruka, I'm not a orange... YATEN: and if milk would come out of her breasts she would have to go see a doctor because IT'S NOT NORMAL! >went up and kissed her and kissed again and again, SEIYA: Brought you by the Department of reduncy department. KURAMA: Maybe we should invent a new saying... it's becoming redundant too... > and I held onto her, >never wanting to let her go. She looked deeply into my eyes and kissed my >neck. I liked it. I couldn't wait for the finale. ALL: US TOO! We can't wait for it to end!!! >" Ha-ru-ka-sa-n. >I-want-you." She said inbetween kisses. " I..want..you...too.." I said >inbetween breaths. " Let-the-fina-le-be-gin." ALL: OKAY CUT! ROLL THE CREDITS! >She said. " Great." ALL: NOT! >I said >back. I spun around until her butt was sticking in front of me, she was in >the position. It's kind of hard to make love to the same sex, TAIKI, YATEN AND KURAMA: NOT IT'S NOT! SEIYA: Oh shut up! >but hey, it's >the way I live. " Oh-Ha-ru-ka-san-,-you'-re-do-ing-gr-eat." I continued to >make love to her, until I got tired. " Ah, Haruka-san." She said after I >was done and she kissed me. " Mmmm..." > > " Ding Dong! KURAMA: Avon lady calling? >Ding Dong! TAIKI: For who the death knell toll... >Ding Dong!" ALL: ANSWER THE DAMN DOOR! >" Huh? Is the bell ringing?" I asked. I looked at Odango for the >answer, but she was fast asleep. I grabbed my shirt and my pants and >quickly put them on, without putting on my underwear on first. SEIYA: And when I zipped up my pants I went a little too fast and let me tell you... IT HURTS! >I opened the >door. Uh, oh. It's Mamoru-san. I could see his face from the peep-hole. I KURAMA: Haruka ran around in circle yelling: "OMIGOD, OMIGOD, OMIGOD!" >opened the door, " Good evening, Mamoru-san. What are you doing here?" SEIYA (as Mamoru) I came to see Usako, what the hell are YOU doing here? > " I >came to see Usako." " Oh, well, she's sleeping. Could you come back later." KURAMA: (as Haruka) I can't show myself to you... I haven't baked a cake. >I was awfully rude not letting him in, but I didn't want him to see his >future wife lying on the couch naked. SEIYA: (sacastic) Geeeeee... I wonder why? >" Oh, okay. Well, tell her I came by, >okay?" " Yeah, sure." Whew. I quickly closed the door and I went to take a >shower. Then I went back to sleep on a chair in the living room. ALL: Why? > > Early the next morning... > " Ah!" Odango said and stretched out, SEIYA: (as Usagi) Aawwww! USAGI! Don't do that! Now I have to fold you up again... >" Haruka-san?" "Yes?" " I'm going to take a shower, okay?" TAIKI: (as Haruka) Why should I care? >" Okay. Oh, wait. Mamoru-san came by yesterday to see you, he said that >he wants you YATEN: To meet him to his apartment tonight and to stop cheating all this sleeping around.. >to know that he's back." " Oh, okay, I'll call him later." Odango came >out of the shower later on and got dressed. I kissed her. " Mmm.." She said. ARTEMIS: (as Usagi)Mmm you ate eggs, bacon and jam didn't you? >" I'll call Mamo-chan, now." YATEN: (sotto voce)Wow... such considerations... especially since they made love the night before. (Blinks) WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING??? >She dialed a few numbers TAIKI: She couldn't remember Mamoru's phone number... >and I heard her talk. " Hello?" >She said, " Mamo-chan. Yeah, I'm glad you're back. Haruka-san has been >taking care of me when you were gone. TAIKI: That's one way to put it! >How was America?" She asked. " Oh, great. Okay, I love you too. Bye." TAIKI: (full sarcasm)Wow... such a meaningful conversation! >She walked over to me and kissed me >again, " Thanks for taking care of me, Haruka-san, and for last night. But >that was our own little secret, no one has to know, okay?" " Okay." I >kissed her again. KURAMA: (stupid voice) Hi! I am a airhead and I say Okay all the time! > > Well, everything went out fine. Usagi and Mamoru got >married and now they are the rulers of Crystal Tokyo, and Small Lady is now >the Neo-Moon Princess. We are still keeping our secret and sometimes when >no one is around, we secretely kiss, sometimes we are caught. But never >punished. It's a great life, I'm glad that I even though I was jealous of >Seiya and Odango, which I admited to Serenity-sama, things worked out fine. KURAMA: Makes you wonder if Usagi and Seiya have been naughty too... SEIYA: NO DEFINATLY NOT! > > > THE >END >________________________________________________________________________ >____________________________________________________________________________ >____________________________________________________________________________ >____________________________________________________________________________ >____________________________________________________________________________ SEIYA: What the hell are those? TAIKI: My guess it's the author's brain wave activity... KURAMA: But... It's a flat line! TAIKI: I rest my case. > Well, what did you think? Write >to me. You may send comments, questions, or suggestions. I can write a >fanfic especially for you. YATEN: Don't hold your breath!!! No way am I asking you to write a fanfic with me and Ku-chan... KURAMA: ANYBODY BUT HER!!! TAIKI: Anybody... You're sure of that Kurama? KURAMA: Let me rephrase that... >But no fanfics with Mamoru and other girls, I'm against that. KURAMA: But she's okay with bopping Usagi with Haruka???? and with Seiya... SEIYA: Can you say "double standard"?... I knew you could! > > Nicole ^-^ > > This fanfiction is actually about >homo-sexuality, between Tenoh, Haruka ^.~ and Tsukino, Usagi ^o~. ALL: NOOOOOOOO.... You don't say! > A.k.a. >Sailor Uranus and Sailor Moon. This time period is from Sailor Stars to the >time of the 30th century, Crystal Tokyo. SEIYA: (very angry)I never had sex with Usagi during Stars, nor after Stars either! TAIKI: If you would have had sex with Usagi-chan after Stars... I think I would short one sibling. KURAMA: (puzzled) Why's that? ARTEMIS: Because Luna would have used him as a scratching post... YATEN: ...and Mamoru-san would have beatten the crap out of him... > > Ja'ne, Nicole ^-^ SEIYA: Ja ne?... I don't think so! YATEN: Let's get out of here!!! <6> <5> <4> <3> <2> <1>... SEIYA: Forrester, could you please explain to me how you come up with such crap anyway? YATEN: Hai, how do you judge it? FORRESTER: Simple I do the bird test... KURAMA: (sotto voce) The what? FORRESTER: I find a bad fanfic then I line a bird cage with it. If the bird doesn't go... it's MSTing material... ALL: (sweatdrop) TAIKI: That's the way you find bad fanfics? FORRESTER: Yes, my latest experiment is "The Appearance of Oceanus." ARTEMIS: Can we settle for "Sinking the Poseidon"? FRANK: Are you sure it's an horrible fic? FORRESTER: I placed a bird when it only weighted 2 onces at the start of the experiment... It's almost up to a pound now... I guess it's conclusive evidence... FRANK: Gee, I wonder... (puts his own Hentai fic in... The poor bird explodes) FORRESTER: FRANK! FRANK: Does that mean my fic is good?... FORRESTER: No, it means it's bird guano! ARTEMIS: I think the SPA is going to have a field day with that one. KURAMA: (sweatdrops) No kidding... FORRESTER: I'll just get another bird... FRANK, clean up your mess... FRANK: oooog... FORRESTER: Now we had an experiment exchange scheduled with you guys today... TAIKI: (sotto voce) He could have given me a warning... FORRESTER: Since it's your first time, I'll go first... (A really big gun like device pops up from the floor and is pointed at Yaten.) YATEN: Why do I get the feeling this will involve pain... FORRESTER: Don't get white hair, Premature grey, it's harmless... YATEN: (gulps) Oh! That's a comfort! KURAMA: (pushes Yaten away but the gun is zeroed in on Yaten wherever he goes.) FORRESTER: Stand still you sorry excuse for a Backstreet Boy... (Zaps Yaten) I give you, the CLUELESSIZER! SEIYA: Yaten seems normal... Are you okay bro? YATEN: Peachy Dude. SEIYA: What did you call me? YATEN: Like what gives don't you understand English, Einstein? SEIYA: Well yes... YATEN: Coolies... Where's my Baldwin? TAIKI: Your WHAT? YATEN: My Baldwin... Oh! there you are! (hugs Kurama) KURAMA: What? YATEN: Why don't you and me book it so I can show you how a total betty I am? KURAMA: Come again. YATEN: (pissed) Do I give you like a strong gag reflex or what? ARTEMIS: WHAT? YATEN: Hello? Is the doc in? (Forrester and Frank are laughing there heads off as the guys and Artemis try to figure out what Yaten is mumbling about.) YATEN: Maybe you should start to do heffers... with your brains that is... (Seiya, Taiki, Kurama and Artemis furrough their brow in a attempt to understand what Yaten is saying. Yaten starts to talk and talk and the more he talks the more they are confused) YATEN: No shit, what's shaking with you Dudes, Baldwin? KURAMA: My name isn't Baldwin it's Kurama... SEIYA: FORRESTER! CHANGE HIM BACK!!!! FORRESTER: (wiping a tear) Oh okay... (the gun zaps Yaten) TAIKI: Yaten are you all right? YATEN: Yeah... for a second there I thought my brain was getting smaller and smaller... KURAMA: What kind of an invention is that? FORRESTER: The Cluelessizer instantly transforms the person mind and speech pattern to that of an actor of the Clueless film or series. TAIKI: (shudders) That's... that's... Horrible... SEIYA: It's downright evil... YATEN: No wonder I felt my brain going away... ARTEMIS: (sotto voce) Really? I wouldn't have noticed... KURAMA: What was that? ARTEMIS: Haha! Nothing... FORRESTER: Now it's your turn, where's your invention? TAIKI: (thinking fast) Actually Yaten swallowed my invention... YATEN: I did? (Taiki jabs him and whispers for him to play along) Oh Yeah... I did... TAIKI: You see I invented a pill that makes the one who swallows it the stronguest he can be without gaining any muscular mass... YATEN: Yeah!... (facevaults) nani? FORRESTER: You wouldn't mind if we tested this experience would you? YATEN: (sotto voce) Who died and made me a guiney pig? TAIKI: Not at all... FORRESTER: I have justthe right person to send you for this... (Forrester checks his screen and Yaten goes next to Taiki.) YATEN: (whispering) Taiki... what the hell? TAIKI: Trust me, do exactly what I tell you to do... (The door open and two big guys come into the Satellite) HANS: I am Hans! FRANZ: und I am Franz... and we are here to pump... HANS AND FRANZ: YOU UP! YATEN: (sotto voce) Oh great the Schwarzeneger twins... HANS: We wuz told we had to face puny man. FRANZ: (to Yaten) That puny man? He look like girl! TAIKI: Hans, Franz, I am going to show you that my brother here is stronger than you are... HANS: (laughs) You make me laugh that puny little man? FRANZ: (laugh) Him? Stronger than Hans and Franz, I don't believe you. TAIKI: (explains Yaten what to do then turns to Hans and Franz) Gentlemen, please put your fist over the other and you must keep your hands together no matter what... HANS: That easy! (Hans strains but Yaten passes casually by and knocks the two fist away) FRANZ: You took Puny pills brother, I am stonger. (Yaten looks at him and knocks his fist off, much to Franz changrin.) HANS: We are disgraced! FRANZ: Quick Hans we have to go back and pump up... we got beaten by puny man HANS: That looks like girl... (they both exit) (Seiya and Artemis look at Yaten incredulous as Kurama and Taiki look at each other with a knowing smile) FORRESTER: And what was in that pill Taiki. TAIKI: Do I ask you what's in your inventions Forrester? FORRESTER: Hn! (whispering) I have to find out what's in that pill... and use it as a fail-safe for taking over the world. FRANK: Steeve, the next fanfic is ready. FORRESTER: Okay playtime's over... Frank, the button... FRANK: (pushes the button) TAIKI: WE GOT A LEMON SIGN... ALL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! >Hentai Moon KURAMA: Oh great another frigging author with Hentai as a name... FUN! YATEN: Yeah, just as fun as getting sick! > > ----CALLISTO---- YATEN: Sounds like a reggae song... >Okey doke, >here goes with the warnings: > * I don't own Sailor Moon or any of the >characters, all the people >with the proper copywrites do. But you guys >knew THAT. TAIKI: Hai... > * This is a hentai/lemon/ecchi fanfic. If it's illegal for >you to read stuff like this, THEN DON'T! And if you do... feel REAL >guilty! I mean it! Grrrrrrrrr.... ALL: OOOOOH! WE'RE SO SCARED!!!!... N*O*T! > *If you _DO_ read this, remember, this is my _first_ hentai fic, >so be warned, you may think it sucks. KURAMA: If you KNEW it sucked... Why did you bother posting it? > > 같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같 ALL: (singing) Oh, oh... Spaghetti-Os! > "I never want to see you again, Usagi! Leave me alone!" The words had >shattered my world. ALL: (groan) SEIYA: NOT another stupid fic where Mamoru dumps Usagi? >Mamoru, my love, had scorned me. I cried my eyes out, bawling like I >hadn't since I was 14. TAIKI: (groan) Looks like it Seiya... YATEN: (angry) TRUE LOVE HOLDS NO MEANING TO YOU HENTAI MOON... DOESN'T IT? > "Why?" was all I could ask through the tears in my eyes. We had gone >through this, back when Chibi-Usa popped into our lives; I thought our >love had been permanently stteled after we made up. > >Then he told me, "Sorry, Usagi. I just don't love you. Leave, and let >me live my life! I refuse to live by what happened in the past." He >walked off, and left me forever. TAIKI: We all know here that Mamoru would disembowl himself with a cocktail sausage picker sooner than he would leave Usagi like that! OTHERS: (nods) >******************************************************************* >*** ARTEMIS: OH MY GOD!... IT'S FULL OF STARS! > That night, even Mako's double chocolate cake couldn't console me. I >looked at it, remembered that _his_ favorite food was chocolate, and >burst into tears. > Mako-chan held me close to her large, well-formed breasts, ARTEMIS: NANNI???! KURAMA: OH Great, Senshi goes to other for comfort... and has sex... SEIYA: And who is the girl choosen... Mako-chan! TAIKI: I really don't see why most lemon writters makes her into a lesbian... YATEN: Maybe they think she comes from... LESBIA! SEIYA AND TAIKI: (wack Yaten on the head) YATEN: ITA! (rubs his head) >murmuring nothings to me. TAIKI: (whispering)0+0=0 >Being that close, while being in this kind of turmoil, turned me on >considerably. ALL: (make disturbed anime facevault #6) >I nuzzled my head in between her breasts, still crying. YATEN: Usagi squeezed her two breasts and blew her nose... OTHERS: Ewwww! > Suddenly, I smelt something _very_ familliar. SEIYA: (as Usagi) Mako-chan made my favorite dish: food! >My love juices were starting to leak out, and I looked up at Mako. TAIKI: (as Makoto) Aaaah You know Usagi, you should see a Doctor... YATEN: A doctor?... More like a plumber... >She looked at me with a mixture of love, concern, confusion, and >lust on her face, and tilted her head quizically. SEIYA: What kind of look is that? > "Are you _sure_ Usagi?" she inquired, not even suprised. KURAMA: (as Makoto) ARE YOU NUTS????!!!! > "I th-think s-so." I replied brokenly. > Mako gently slid her hands down to the buttons on my blouse, lightly >brushing my hardening nipples. She unbuttoned my shirt while I worked >on hers. I struggled with the clasp on her bra, KURAMA: (as Usagi) AW DARN THINGS!!! They never come off when you need it... >my shaking fingers >almost unable to make the delicate motions nessecary to unleash her >D-cup breasts; she got my B-cup off in mere seconds. SEIYA: Funny, I thought Usagi to at least a C-cup. ARTEMIS: How would you know?... > I blushed when she began to remove my knee-legnth powder-blue skirt, >but she just smiled and continued. I took her greenish miniskirt off, >and giggled at her off-white panties. > She glared at me and said, "Oh? And Baby-Pink is _that_ much better?!" >I blushed again, and we both laughed. TAIKI: (as Makoto, silly laugh) Dah-hahahaha... I made a funny. dyah ha > Then I noticed that her panties were almost soaked through with love >juice. When I took mine off, I realized they weren't that much drier. > Mako began to massage my shoulders from the front, moving slowly down >tword my breasts. I gasped slightly when her hands made contact, >caressing more that massaging. Then she kissed me, and started suckling >on my nipples; now kissing, now lightly biting, KURAMA: OW THAT HURTS! THOSE ARE STILL ATTACHED!!! >now flicking her toungue >over here and there. It felt wonderful. TAIKI: I'm sure Usagi wouldn't approve of the above statement > I had unconsiously moved my hand to her buttocks, and bagan massaging >them. She sighed as best she could around my breast, SEIYA: (as Makoto, sighing) I can't believe you only have B-cups... ARTEMIS: Why are you so hung up on Usagi's breasts size?.... >and in response moved her hands downward, twords my, uh, you know. ALL: No we don't... TAIKI: Not that we care to know more anyway... > I leaned backward and she gently used her palms to spread my thighs >apart, opening my maidenly flower for a full inspection. She looked, >and suddenly dipped her head in to take a taste of my soaking wet >womanhood; YATEN: (as Makoto) Hum! Tastes like chicken! >the feeling of her toungue on my virgin slit was almost too >much for me to bear. She looked at me and smiled, before licking her >lips and going down again. KURAMA: To the grocery store, she had changed her mind. Having sex with one of her friend was NOT a good idea! > This time she licked near my throbbing clit. I almost screamed SEIYA: (as Usagi) DYAAAAAH! GET OFFA ME!!! >with >pleasure and frustration when she stopped just short of my throbbing, >aching clit. It was begging for attention, but she was studiously >ignoring it. TAIKI: She opted to study something else. >Then Mako moved downward, tword my freely flowing slit, >and she quickly flicked the tip of her tongue into it and out again. If >I hadn't learned any self control, I would have orgasmed right then and >there, but I didn't. YATEN: (maximum sacasm) If Usagi had any self-control she wouldn't be in that situation in the first place! > She looked at me and smiled, "That feels good, huh? I like that too, >hint hint." ALL: Hint, hint, nogde, nodge, know what I mean... SAY NO MORE! ARTEMIS: Mounty Python, ladies and gentleman. >All I could do was nod. > Then, while she was talking to me, something went deep >into my slit. I gasped, and realized it was her fingers that were >thrusting in and out, touching the most delicate parts of me, and >pleasuring me so. Some doctors say there's next to no sensation in the >vagina, YATEN: And they are probably guys too... WHAT DO THEY KNOW? >but there sure >as hell is in mine! I could feel her fingertips brush against my >maidenhead, my g-spot, everything. SEIYA: EVERYTHING??? TAIKI: And the award for Physical improbility goes to Hentai Moon. > She started sucking on my breast again, and it got me. The biggest >oragsm I have _ever_ had in my life. ALL: YEAH RIGHT... SUUUUURE... >It washed through me sending waves of pleasure to every part >of my body, my cum spilling out onto Mako's hands, onto her floor. SEIYA: Is the Crystal Knight award still up for grabs? > >Mako's fingers were trapped in my vagina, and the walls of my love >tunnel tried to suck everything out of her poor fingers. YATEN: USAGI! The Vagina Vampire! OTHERS: (looks at Yaten) >I was weak with the force of the orgasm, it was so great. > When I had recovered, I pleasured Mako, just like she pleasured me, but >with a few changes. A tip for you: Screwdriver handles and ice-cubes >are your friends. ALL: SCREWDRIVER HANDLES!!!???!!!! URK!!! SICK!!! YATEN: I can understand the ice cubes... but the screwdriver... ew... KURAMA: Yeah... kinky... SEIYA: Excuse me... You can understand the ice cubes???? YATEN AND KURAMA: > >같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같 ALL: Ho Ho Ho! TAIKI: Merry Christmas! >By, >Hentai Moon > Well, >that's it! Lemme know if you like it at hentaimoon@hotmail.com >Please no flames!! ALL: THEY ALL SAY THAT! KURAMA: Let's get out of here! OTHERS: LEAD ON! <6> <5> <4> <3> <2> <1>... SEIYA: I'm off to my room... (Taiki who was checking their e-mail, tells him to stop) YATEN: What's wrong? TAIKI: Guys... We've been Meta-MSTed... KURAMA: Nani?... What's that? TAIKI: A meta-MSTing is a MSTing of a MSTing... YATEN: Nani?... WHo did it? TAIKI: Ivanna B. Annonimus. SEIYA: Taiki! We know you want to protect your sources, but who wrote it? TAIKI: Ivanna B. Annonimus! YATEN: We already know! Just tell tell us who did it? TAIKI: I just told you! KURAMA: No you didn't. TAIKI: Yes I did... I just told you. KURAMA: No you didn't... TAIKI: I DID! YATEN: For crying out load just tell us! TAIKI: Ivanna B. Annonimus. OTHERS: AAAAARGH! Answer the darn question! TAIKI: That's the name! Ivanna B. Annonimus... OTHERS: OH! ARTEMIS: Why didnt you say so before... TAIKI: I tried! (Later in Taiki's room, Taiki is talking with a very special someone via a private video feed) TAIKI: Angel... I miss you so. AMY: I miss you too Tai-chan... TAIKI: I have great news, I should be able to dock our satellites together. AMY: That's wonderfull, oh Tai-chan, I can't wait to hug you... TAIKI: Me neither, my Angel... me neither... (They look at each other on the screen, they both sigh) AMY: When you give me the sign, I will move our Satellite too. Lita can't wait for it either, she wants to bake till she drops when you guys will get here... TAIKI: If she's anything like Makoto it's going to be great... AMY: I'm not too sure if we are going to be able to attend Tai-chan... I haven't... hugged you for a while... I don't think I'll be letting you go that fast... TAIKI: (smiles) I have a confession... I don't think I will either... (We travel into the Sattelite of Love 3, Seiya is in his room, playing Zelda 64 on his Nintendo system. We continue on and arrive at Yaten's and Kurama's room. Inside the furniture is very romantic, Yaten is brushing his long silver hair. He's dressed in a robe. After a little while, Kurama gets out of the shower and dries his hair with a towel) KURAMA: Oh That shower felt nice... That was a wonderful idea, Koibito. YATEN: (smiles) I needed it to wash the filth of that fic away... KURAMA: (falls on the bed) I feel a little tired... YATEN: (with a sly smile) oh? really... too tired? KURAMA: Mmmm... now that would depend... YATEN: (drapes himself over Kurama) depend on what?... (They look into each other's eyes are about to kiss to turn their head to us.) YATEN AND KURAMA: WOULD YOU MIND? FRANK: So Steeve what do you have in mind for next time? FORRESTER: Frank... Our little friends think I know nothing of what they are planning, but they are doing everything I thought they would. FRANK: So you have a fic to cover that eventuallity? FORRESTER: Indeed I do... Hit the button Frank... FRANK: See ya next time folks! <6> <5> <4> <3> <2> <1>... (Haruka and Michiru wait in a Park. They are expecting Yuusuke and the rest of the Reikai Tantei which contacted them a few days before. Yuusuke arrives followed by Kuwabara.) HARUKA: Yuusuke! YUUSUKE: (nods) Haruka, Michiru, so you know where Kurama and the Three Lights might be? HARUKA: Hai... Say aren't you missing someone? KUWABARA: We're missing the shrimp... He's late! (Kuwabara receives a chestnut thrown to his head) HIEI: Hn! Who you calling a shrimp, baka? KUWABARA: (growling) HIEI!!! YUUSUKE: Cool it you two! We have more important things to talk about. HARUKA: Hai... We have two of our friends who have gone to Deep 13 and came back. We have insider information, that's why we must plan for this. We also have someone who was able to escape SOL1 to help us (Michiru gives the three boys the plans of Deep 13 they were able to reproduce using the descriptions of Hotaru and Chibi-Usa) YUUSUKE: Very well, we can't stay here long but we'll check the blueprint and we can meet again tomorrow to discuss of our plan. HARUKA: That would be great, Joel Robinson may have cracked the triple encryption by then. MICHIRU: Hai... We do need to work fast. KUWABARA: Yuusuke... (he gives a sign with his head as two Youkai enter the park) YUUSUKE: Looks like our 'targets' have arrived... MICHIRU: Need any help? KUWABARA: Naaah! Why let a gentille little miss like you mess up her hair... We'll take care of it! YUUSUKE: Come on... Casanova. (Yuusuke and Kawabara go Youkai hunting, Haruka and Michiru also go away. Hiei is still in his tree looking at the plans. He's got a dangerous smile on his lips and he jumps away) The end... for now. The usual disclaimers: This is not a personal attack on the poster, just on what he/she posted. The Three Lights and Kurama's commentaries do not necessary reflect the views of Sailor Star Love. The characters of Seiya, Taiki and Yaten Kou are the property of Naoko Takeushi and Toei inc. As well as DIC for the american names. The character of Kurama is the property of Yoshiro Togashi/Shueisha, Fudgi Television, Studio Pierrot, TOHO and MOVIC. Dr. Forrester and Frank are the property of Best Brains, Inc. These characters do not belong to me I just borrowed them for a while.