This is an update to a story sent in by Hentai Otaku. I'm the one that originallt helped her lay the foundation for the story and she promised that it would be finished. ;) I finally got tired of waiting for it and did it myself. :) Have fun! (Um, did I just say "whack off"? gawd I've been working too hard) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Sailor Moon Hentai: Mistaken gender. Originally Created and Written by Hentai Otaku. Original concept and design by Indigo Haze and Hentai Otaku. Completed by Indigo Haze. Send flames and whatnot to /dev/null because I don't really wanna hear about it. ~_^ (Ok, you can send me mail, but I'm ignoring ones about spelling, puncuation, etc.) ((And for thoes of you who are clue-impared, I am the one referenced by the name 'Hazer' at the bottom of the "original" work.)) Thanks to Artemis and Luna's Central Command and Sailor Moon Romance for posting my stories. **************************************** "So what about that one?", Mamoru asked. "Eh.", shrugged Haruka. "Her butts a little too big, but thoes high cheek bones suggest that she can give some mean head." Mamoru laughs. "I can't bleieve I'm doing this. Sitting here with a woman discussing the attributes of other women in a coffee shop..." "Well it's gotta be better than listening to Usagi whining" teased Haruka. "Besides, you're the first guy to treat me like a guy after finding out I'm a chick. I figure I owed ya one." The bells on the door chimed as the two turned to see who had just walked in. Haruka's jaw drops as she eyes the individual walking over to the bar. "If you leave your mouth like that, I'll be inclined to make use of it.", Mamoru smirked. Haruka smacked him in the arm. "Shut up..... She's actually good looking. I'd let her wiggle on my face just about any time." "Ouch", said Mamo, rubbing his arm. "You didn't have to hit me that hard did you? Usagi will think I've been in another fight." "Shut up or you will be. She's walking this way.", hissed Haruka. "Mind if I sit here?", asked the stranger. "Not at all.", replied Mamoru. "Please have a seat.", Haruka offered. "This is Mamoru and I'm Kento." Mamoru looked at Haruka as if he were about to say something but decided to let it drop. "Oh great. She's actually gonna try to take this one home! I wonder what Michriu will think of *that*" though Mamo. "I'm Zoey. Pleased to meet the both of you." ***************************************************** After several hours, the coffee shop closed up and the 3 left looking for other things to do. "Well", aked Mamoru, "now what do we want to do?" "Don't you have a class or something in the morning, Mamo-san?", winked Haruka. "Not really." replied Mamoru, ignoring Haruak's attempt to dump his company. "I figure that I can afford one missed class." "Well there's a bar around the corner.", Zoey suggested. "That sounds like a good idea." said Haruka. "What do you think Mamo?" "Damn.... I'm still not old enough to go bar-hopping *legally*.... well I guess I will go get some sleep." said Mamoru. "Damned bitch", he thought. "I was hoping that I could get a piece from her." "Aw, too bad Mamoru. We'll be sure to have a few drinks for you.", smirked Zoey. "I'll see ya later. Have fun." "We will.", smirked Haruka. ******************************************************* "...so on top of that he said, 'Well *I* liked the bunny suit!' and Usagi came UNGLUED..... it was pathetic watching her hit him with the whole group of us laughing." "Oh geez...... I'm kinda glad that he's too young to join us then. I don't wanna know anymore about "meatball head" than I already know and I'm sure if he got drunk, we never hear then end of it!", laughed Zoey. "Bartender!", shouted Haruka, "Do you have anything stronger?" "I'm sorry mac, that's the stoutest stuff I have on hand." "Damn," she mottered. "It would take me *hours* to get drunk with this crap!" "Well I do have something a bit more potent at home.", slurred Zoey. "That is, if you're interested." "Oh more than interested. Let's go!", replied Haruka, slamming the final bit of her drink. "Hah!", though Zoey. "He's *finally* taken the bait. Kunzite will be so happy. Maybe I won't have to act like that dingy bitch Sailor Moon for quite a while." ******************************************************** "Ah! Here we are...... 25 year old scotch and a 100 year old bottle of bourbon. Pick your poison.", smirked Zoey. "I've always been a gambler. Mix 'em both!" said a slightly sloshed Haruka. "If you say so, but I suggest going to the guest bedroom just incase you happen to pass out. As it is, you're not leaving here in this condition. I don't want you to have a wreck." stated Zoey. "Aw bullshit. You just want me on a bed." teased Haruka. "Besides, I've been *worse* than this and managed to drive home before. Then again, I drove backwards a good part of the way." They both laughed as they went upstairs. "Well you're in no condition to refuse, and I don't think you mind the bed thing either." smirked Zoey. ********************************************************* ********************************************************** "Your chest." "What about it?" "It's...soft and mushy...?" Zoisite looks up shocked Haruka smirks knowingly. "Yes, I'm female. Is that a problem?" "Sort of..." Haruka sighs and flops back on the bed, obviously loosing patience, "Look either were going to or were not. What do you want to do?" Zoisite hops up heading toward the door, "I can't answer that just yet. One second, I'll be right back." * * * * "KUNZITE!!!" "Zoey, I assume you have a reason for screaming my name all over the cathedral." "Yes, I do. He's a she." "What?!" "The guy I picked up for our little party turned out to be a woman." "You're not making any sense. What makes you think he's a woman? You know a male from a female." "I thought I did, now I'm not so sure. Just come on." Kunzite allows himself to be dragged upstairs. On the way, he asks, "So you started the party without me?" Zoisite doesn't respond pretending to be so busy hurrying that he doesn't hear Mal's question. Zunzite swaps Zoey across the butt, causing his lover to jump, "You disobeyed my orders. Zoey, honey, you're cute little ass is gonna pay for that later." Zoisite doesn't answer. He'll deal with that later, figuring that he can always sex his way out of it. Worse comes to worse. He'll either take a good hard spanking or end up dressed as Sailor Moon again. At the very thought, of playing that airhead he groans. Kunzite, practically reading Zoey's mind adds, "And don't think that dressing as Sailor Moon will get you out of this one. Tonight, your playing Sailor Venus, stupid bow and all." Zoisite groaned again to make Mal think he'd won, "How stupid is my lover? Does he actually think I care about wearing a bow, when the other option is meatballs and pigtails." Zoisite was glad he didn't have to look like a total goofball, then remembered that he still had to dress like a girl, a sailor senshi at that, and worse act like one. Skipping the hairstyle, Venus and Moon differed little from each other in personality. He'd still be playing an airhead. * * * * Finally, reaching the room where he'd left Haruka -- who'd introduced herself as "Kento", Zoisite told Zunzite, "He, I mean SHE is in here." "That was more than a second. Who's this? I go one on one, no orgies." "If that's the case, then you don't know what you're missing. I'm Kunzite. Zoisite's boyfriend." "What I'm missing, can't be much. Also, I don't fuck men." Haruka jumped to her feet and headed straight toward the door and the two generals standing in front of it. "Hold it. You don't like men." "That's what I said. Don't make me repeat myself. Now move." Kunzite stood his ground and continued, "What did you think Zoey was?" "A woman." Kunzite roared, Zoisite wilted, and Haruka sighed in impatience. "This is good. You thought she was a he and she thought you were a she." Kunzite laughed so hard he had to slump against the wall for support. "Apparently, he isn't. I see it now, his eyes are all wrong. Anyway, I'm leaving." "Why? Despite our mutually misunderstanding, were here. We can still party." "We can?!" Zoisite didn't like where this was going. "By the way, you would have made a handsome young man." "That's what my Dad says. And as I said, I_don't_fuck_men." "Who says we fuck you. Honey in a three way there are a lot of combinations." Haruka looked thoughtful for a second. "Let's say. Zoey here puts his tongue any and everywhere you want it while I take care of Zoey." "Mal, I am not going there with a woman." "You'll go where I tell you to go. Either that or wear the red bow." Zoey fumed, but didn't say anything back. He knew this was all part of Kunzite's revenge. "Man tongue? Yuck. I'd rather have a cat claw me." "That can be arranged too." "I can find a cat myself thank you. In fact, I've already had two different offers. Why are you trying so hard to get me in the sack? Is it because, I look like a dude." "That's a big part of it, besides you're already here. It's a little late to go back out. We've been together a long time and we need to spice things up a little. It'll be fun." "I feel for you, but no." As Haruka steps toward the door a blast of energy knocks her back onto the bed. "OK, I tried nice, nice didn't work so now I'll try nasty. You are spending the night here with us. You will do what I say." Haruka hops back off the bed heading toward the two generals. She wouldn't transform in front of them unless she had to. Maybe, she can bluff her way past them. "Yeah right.", Haruka thinks, but tries it anyway, "Fuck off. I do what I want and only what I want. Unlike your pretty boy boyfriend, I've got a spine." Another blast from Kunzite knocks Haruka back on the bed. "This is getting old she thinks." "Unless you want that spine, that you're so obviously proud of, snapped in half I suggest you stay put. Now, Zoey and..." "Kento.", Zoey supplied as he unbuttoned his shirt. "...Kento, get undressed." "What part of "Fuck you" are you not hearing? Hear this, URANUS PLANET POWER, MAKE UP!" "No! No, you dumb ass poor excuse for a Dark Kingdom warrior. No, you did not bring a SAILOR SENSHI into my bedroom. Please, tell me that you didn't do that. Please, tell me that Sailor-fucking-Uranus is not standing in my bedroom." "I didn't bring a Sailor Senshi into your bedroom." Kunzite slaps Zoisite to the floor, "How dare you stand there and lie to me?!" "You told me to." "Just help me capture her. We have to kill her. We can't even take her back alive for questioning. She'd tell how we caught her. Wouldn't that make an interesting story?" "Kunzite, where did she go?" "Aw, Shit. While I yelled at your dumb ass she slipped away." "Are they allowed to do that? Don't they have to make a speech, try their own ineffective attacks, then call Sailor Moon to finish us off. She didn't even call anyone on her communicator." "You dumb... This is a hentai fanfic. They don't have to do anything in this kind of story but take their clothes off...which she didn't do. Hey, author! Author, She cheated! Please (oh, please) send her back (she was looking kind of good there). She didn't get naked. There are dissappointed hentai otakus reading this." A piece of paper appears in a burst of green smoke and floats down toward Zoisite. "Kunzite, its from the author." "You blew it. I can't send her back for cheating, because Sailor Uranus didn't cheat. 1) Only members of the inner senshi are required to get naked and fornicate in a hentai fanfic and in a story with more than one senshi, it only has to be one of them. Uranus is a member of the outer senshi. She doesn't have to get naked or fornicate. 2) Your both gay. Die hard Sailor Moon fans would flame me for making you appear bi-sexual. 3) Uranus is gay. (see above statement) 4) I've already written a fanfic where a Dark Kingdom general (practically) rapes a sailor senshi. I refuse to plagarize myself (so obviously anyway). 5) Sailor Uranus is my fav sailor senshi. Although, you are two of my four favorite Sailor Moon bad guys, I couldn't let you win. 6) As a consolation prize, if you go at it right now. You'll have a truly world shaking experience (without Uranus' aid) and neither of you will have to dress up as a sailor senshi for that to happen. 7) As long as you two fuck, it's still a hentai fanfic. So pretend your rabbits and hop to it. Signed, "the-too-much-time-having on her hands author". "Well..." Kunzite looked at Zoey and smiled. I guess this isn't our night. Or is it? Come here Zoey." "I'm here, Big Daddy. I'm right here." "Daddy's going to show you how big he is." "Oh, show me, Daddy. Show me..." * * * * Hazer, this one was for you. Thanks for the (twisted) inspiration. * * * * **************************************************** Yeah, well here's the re-write that never happened. BTW, you still owe me stories as well as bribe materials for this. >>;) -Indigo Haze ***************************************************** ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Indigo Haze **************** "We Are Gonads Of Borg. Assimilation Is Futile. We WILL Kick Your Ass." -- James T. 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