FOREPLAY WIITH REI by The Great White Serpent SCENE: Rei's Shinto temple, With a large line of horny young guys lined up at a booth with a sign reading "Rei's 18th birthday must marry tax purposes first to make Rei submit wins Rei's hand in wedlock!!" CHARACTERS: Grandpa, Rei, and Don GRANDPA:Next victim! DON: That would be me. GRANDPA:So you think you can take my granddaughter, huh? You do know that you must sign a release form before you go in (the room that is, not Rei; that part is later :) DON: Ok. (After signing the papers Don walks down the short path to Rei's room. Upon arrival he is slightly worried after seeing the unconscious bodies of ten horny young men that look like they just had the best orgasm of their short lives. After taking in the scary sight Rei comes out of hiding and notices him.) REI: So Grandpa sent another of you dorks, huh? Hasn't he learned that I will not submit to anyone! But you are kinda cute NOW GET READY TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON: (in a dorky voice) Bitch, get ready to be fucked!!!!! REI: Come on, surely you can do better than that! (Both Don and Rei leap into the air and charge at each other. While in the air Don removes from his shirt a long chain whip with barbed tips. He swings his arm back and gets ready to strike. However, Rei sees the impending attack and subtly moves to one side. Don strikes, and of course him being him, he misses, and Rei being Rei removes a fan from her smock, unfolds it, and strikes at Don's back. Don looks behind him just in time to see a polished shine across the tips of her fan. A split second later Don feels a slicing sensation, and a thin stream ofblood flies through the air, landing right about where Don lands.) REI: What, did you think it was going to be easy? To think a dork like you could take me down with a hyped-up piece of wire! I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. DON: (Now with an enormous hard-on) All right, now I'm through playing!! Prepare to get fucked and get fucked hard!! REI: Yeah, right. (Again both Rei and Don leap into the air at each other. Rei readies her fan, and Don his whip. Rei strikes first and misses. Don whips at Rei and hits at her smock tearing through the fabric and exposing a well-formed, but now bruised, breast. Rei and Don land facing each other and Rei tries to make herself decent but too little fabric remains to contain even one of her luscious ripe breasts. Don, on the other hand, simply enjoys the view.) REI: Ok now it's time we finish this! DON: Why? I'm in no hurry. REI: (with extremely hard nipples :)~ Come on let's rock baby! (Don charges at Rei and attacks with the whip, this time tearing off a large piece of the skirt almost exposing her ripe swollen pussy. And Don, being Don, gets distracted by Rei's luscious cunt. And Rei, of course, takes this opportunity to grab Don and throw him into the fire pit (complete with roaring fire), and Don barely feels the pain as the thrill of being so fantastically beaten had elevated more than his hormones, for he now had a thin layer of pre-cum saturating his pants. After getting himself out of the fire, Rei prepares for his next "attack.") DON: YES YES YES!!!! REI: Do you ever stop? DON: Be ready to feel my dick, Baby!!!!! REI: Right, sure. (Don, once again in his oh-so-assholiness, charges at Rei, aiming straight for her juiced-up pussy. Rei, with her unique combat style, ducks ans slices off Don's belt and pants soon finding that he has no underwear. While Don harmlessly rams the nearby wall leaving his dork out for all to see *and laugh at* Rei, seeing that he was a good four inches, sits down and laughs.) REI: Ha! Chad is longer, and he got farther than you!!! Well, at least you ARE as long as Darien. DON: Do you really like it? It's helped to please many other women. REI: Helped!? What did the rest of the pleasing? DON: My tongue, baby! Now prepare to be licked and licked longly! REI: Well, ok. (Don charges one last time, again aiming for her swollen pussy, and Rei waits for the perfect moment. Just in time Rei leaps and avoids the deadly charge, landing on his back and combined with the fan wound breaks it, leaving the pathetic wormling helpless on the floor. Rei then walks around to his face and squats down, giving Don an excellent look at what his tongue so desired.) DON: (panting) Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Bring it closer! REI: Well, who says you're worthy? DON: I do! I do! I wanna lickie! (Can you believe this????) REI: Well then, start with my foot. DON: Thank you ma'am! (Rei allows Don to lick her perfect foot, as Don enjoys every orgasmic second.) (NOTE: GAGA GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG I would never! DON IS A DORK!!!!!) :/ DON: Yummy, it tastes like flowers! REI: Hmmm, you are worthy of my pussy. Here, stick your tongue in deep. (Don prepares to stick his tongue deep within her. And just as he starts to go in, a long, serpentlike red glow comes into the room. It immediately wraps around Don AND POSSESSES HIM!!!!) DON: Bitch, prepare to get FUCKED!!!!! REI: NANI???? (Don stands up as if a second wind of pure horny lust hit him. He immediately pushes Rei on her back, rips off the remainder of her clother, and mounts her like the ride she is.) DON: Pray that you will be worthy of tasting my sweet healing nectar from the lips of my rod of healing! REI: My God you've grown! You're at least 13 inches!!!!!!! DON: Shut the fuck up and get fucked!!!!! (Don, newly possessed by the powerful force of a cool person, proceeds to penetrate her soon not-to-be-virgin snatch.) REI: Yes Yes Yes I want more! Ride me! Ride me! (Grandpa immediately picks up on the situation and closes down the booth, heading to Rei's room.) REI: Oh yes I love the feeling of a hard cock in my juicy cunt!!! DON: I'm so glad that little guy let me in here!!!! REI: And I'm happy he isn't here!!!! So fuck me harder!! GRANDPA:I'm glad to see you two like each other so much. REI: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????? DON: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????? Get outta here you old perv!!!!!!! GRANDPA:You first you possessed dick face! (Grandpa lunges at Don and forces him off of Rei *much to Rei's displeasure*) DON: What the hell are you doing, you old fart! GRANDPA:Well, Rei is really hard to get into, so I figure that if someone else gets her down on the floor for me I won't have to work so hard. And if someone else breaks her in I won't get arrested. REI: Grandpa, are you serious!!?? GRANDPA:Yep, I've been wanting this for a long time! Now prepare for grandfatherly love! (And Grandpa produces a 15-incher as the curtains close on our stupid little sex romp.) Well I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I did writing it. Until later! Fun and Bitches!