Title: Amazoness Duo's Read Me Rating: H-hentai Authors: Amazoness Duo E-mail: amazonessduo@hotmail.com The Amazoness Duo's Read Me Hello, everyone. We're Holly and Heather, the Amazoness Duo. This is our read me. Basically, it's just a bunch of stuff we can't put in our stories. It's all the things we'd like to talk about that would look awkward in an authors' note or that just wouldn't belong there. These are our opinions on certain things. It's not a story, so if you just want to read some sex story, you might as well go now. The following read me is filled with our opinions so if you don't want to hear it, you should go as well. For the two of you that stayed, read on. You people probably don't want to hear about us, so we'll be writing about fanfics and other related things. 1)First off, we'd like to talk about our first story, "Surprises". This one was weird. It was our first story and we wanted it to be a bizare fic. We wanted it to be different from all of those Usagi and Mamoru (Or Serena and Darien as the case may be) fics and we didn't know if we'd be writing any more stories so we decided on making it as weird as possible (Okay, it could have been worse, but wasn't it bad enough?). It was our first try at a hentai story. We apologize profusely for everyone that sporked out their eyballs or cryed themselves to sleep after reading that. It was a bizare story and after writing it we decided we won't write any stories with ChibiUsa and Hotaru in them where they aren't a couple or have sex with anyone else. If we ever use the Amazoness Quartet again (which we probably will, since they are some of our favorite characters, hence the name Amazoness Duo) we won't have JunJun's little buddy in it (It scared us, too. It was intended to make the story strange but it wound up being freakish.) 2)ChibiUsa & Hotaru are our favorite couple. We enjoy writing about them because they make such a great couple. They're best friends and lovers, so its great writing about them, because of how they interact. We decided not to write any more hentai stories with ChibiUsa and Hotaru. We'll only be writing Sekkushiaru Romans with them. We'll deal with some of the problems (IE ChibiUsa being the princess of Crystal Tokyo, the fact that Hotaru's from ChibiUsa's past, Helios showing up again, etc.) later on with them. We want to continue writing about them, so we'd appreciate any ideas for the couple. We plan on them finally telling the senshi when Hotaru goes back with ChibiUsa to the future. We also wanted to have them get married sometime later. We wanted to keep their lifespan as it is in the manga. They'll stop aging at about 22 and then they'd live for a thousand years. They deserve each other and this way they'd be together for a long time. For those of you who think ChibiUsa and Elios would get together, we made a simple chart. Elios is baaaaaaaaaaaad. EEEEvil. Tool of Satan... -_- Hotaru is gooooood. Kawaii. Instrument of love... ^_^ Most of the stuff in the manga that makes it look like Hotaru and ChibiUsa are a couple come from the Sailor Stars manga. ChibiUsa never mentions Elios again and doesn't seem to mind him being gone. Naoko has drawn several pictures of the two of them (One where Hotaru was holding ChibiUsa with her hand on her breast, one with them facing each other holding hands, and a few less obvious pics. These were from the artbooks. If you'd like to see them or hear more about ChibiUsa & Hotaru, please e-mail us. We'll indoctrinate you into our secret agenda. *EL* ^-^). Some of the conversations they said also point to the two of them (Like in our fics, Hotaru's usually the one to bring anything up) being romantically involved. Oh well, we just enjoy writing about the two of them and will continue to do so. 3)We have a lot of story ideas we want to write. A lot of authors pair up most of the characters into couples. We wanted to do the same. One of those ideas came from the Sailormoon S movie (the one where Luna changes into a human for a short amount of time to be with a guy named Kakeru). This would be about Artemis & Luna's daughter, Diana and her falling in love with ChibiUsa's friend Momoko (Don't worry, Diana would be a human by the time she got with Momoko). We got that idea from fellow Sekkushiaru Roman author Mark Berger when he flamed us. Actually, he just mentioned Momoko, but that was enough to get us thinking about it. Another idea we plan on using was to pair Minako with Mimette. They did really well together in the talent show episode of S and they do look like they'd make a good couple. Poor Minako never finds anyone throughout the series (Besides her boyfriend from England that left her for her friend) so it might be nice to kindle a romance for her. We also decided to get the remaining Starlights with someone. As it is all the Starlights were in love with Kakyuu, so it is really hard to find people for Seiya and Taiki. The only other person Seiya likes is Usagi and we can't get them together for a couple reasons: 1> Mamoru was destined to be with Usagi. They've been in love since the Silver Millenium. 2> Then ChibiUsa wouldn't be born. =( 3> The main reason Seiya liked Usagi was because she remind her of the princess, so it was probably more of a crush than anything else. 4> Because we hate causing pain and who knows what Mamoru might do if Seiya took Usagi from him. He'd probably be a lot less mentally stable than we'd all be comfortable with. So that means the two people that Seiya likes are taken. A lot of people get Taiki and Ami together, but we wanted to do something different. Yaten got to Kinmoku when she was 5, but Seiya and Taiki grew up together. They might be a little closer than they are with Yaten. There is no way that plot could really happen, but we just wanted to try something fun with the remaining Starlights. We really like the Starlights and think that it would be interesting to have two of them romantically involved with each other. And last but not least, we're thinking about writing in Ruruna and Naruru as a couple (Those "bimbos" that Hotaru mentions in "Aishiteru, ChibiUsa". They were only in one of the ChibiUsa picture Diarys, but they were cute and funny.) We'd like to thank all of the people who have helped us with our story ideas. Hopefully, we'll soon have them as complete stories. 4) We know the odds of all of the senshi liking women are slim to none. A good number of them will get with men, we just aren't going to write about it. We might say who they get with, such as Rei and Yuuichirou, and even have them appear, but we aren't going to write about men in either our hentai stories or Sekkushiaru Romans. 5) One of the things that really pisses us off are self-insertions. Why would anyone want to read about the author doing amazing things? The whole reason for writing fanfiction is to write about your favorite characters, its not supposed to be a huge ego trip for the author. People don't want to read about the amazing exploits of the author. Many self-inserted character's get themselves with one of the characters as well. Surprisingly, a lot of self- inserted characters get with Hotaru. That is so annoying because people just use her as their girlfriend in fics. Most of the time they rewrite her character to fit with theirs. The self-inserted character usually takes precedence in the story, taking away from the other characters. If someone writes a Sailor Moon fic, it should be about Sailor Moon and not about themselves. 6) Another point we'd like to address is the hentai story vs. the Sekkushiaru Roman. For those of you who don't know, Sekkushiaru Romans are love stories that involve mature content and/or sex. As someone told us, there's a war going on between the two and the Sekkushiaru Romans are losing. Actually, we've checked and a good percentage of the new stories once a week at ASMR are Sekkushiaru Romans. It doesn't look like they're fighting a losing battle to us. Most of you don't know this, but we're not very well liked by the rest of the Sekkushiaru Roman authors for a couple reasons: 1> We mentioned that we thought many Sekkushiaru Romans didn't have a lot of feeling. (We won't go into that here. Or what happened afterwards. If you want to know, ask us. We'd rather not post the whole event in public.) 2> For some reason, the ones that wrote us didn't like our putting ChibiUsa & Hotaru together. They kept on telling us that they weren't a couple, but with some of the couples other authors have come up with, you'd think they would have stayed out of that. 3>They told us our work sucks =°( (or the approximation there of. We're paraphrasing). Well, that doesn't bother us too much, but it sure sounds like we aren't exactly welcome amongst there ranks. 4> We wrote about Kakyuu & Yaten (They make a cute couple ^-^) instead of Yaten and Kurama. We have no idea how the whole Yaten and Kurama thing got started, but a lot of people have written about them. We really like the Starlights (Yaten and Kakyuu in specific) and we didn't like how Yaten's personality was portrayed in a lot of those stories. Yaten has also said on several occasions that she loves Kakyuu (Taiki and Seiya did similar things, and with the way Kakyuu is, we believe they were all in love with her^=^) in the manga. Why everyone would use a crossover character to get Yaten with someone is beyond us. Yaten and Kurama don't even go well together (At least that's our opinon, but then again that's what this read me's for). 5>We write hentai stories as well as Sekkushiaru Romans. They seem to think Hentai stories are evil. We enjoy writing them. They're a lot of fun as well. How else could you write about Galaxia and the animamates? Or the Witches 5 and the Daimons, for that matter? Granted, we're never going to write about Hotaru & ChibiUsa or Yaten & Kakyuu in a hentai story again, but hentai stories are still fun to write. Some of the authors seem nice enough, but others are cold and heartless and will bite your head off as soon as look at you. But the main thing is that hentai stories and Sekkushiaru Romans are fun to write and we will continue to write both types of stories. Well, that's about everything for now. Thanks for reading. We really love hearing from all of you, so please e-mail us at: amazonessduo@hotmail.com Ja ne!!!! The Amazoness Duo Holly and Heather