I’m back once again. This is the third to last part of What The Hell Happened to Neon Genesis Evangelion there are only 2 more parts left after this one. So now on to the usual thank yous and disclaimers. Thanks to Anthony Dantuono for his support with the fic and for writing Eva: A World Twisted and the Saga Continues. Both very good fics read them. Look For a fic my Anthony and me soon Thanks to Kaoru Nagisa for working with me on Eva4047 and other stuff. Read EvaLeSs awesome fic. Thanks to Dr. Suekeichi Kaiton for helping me with the fic and for writing  Adam and Eve. Also to Axel Terizaki Author of An Amnesic Angel and the Child of Love. A-I-Bus other of Many good fics. Alain Gravel the other of many good fics and Read Man’s Triumph over nature by Chewie great series. Now for the disclaimer not making any money don’t own Eva just write Eva. Eva is copyrighted by people who make Money off of it not me the poor fanfic writer. Well here goes The Next Episode of What The Hell.
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What The Hell Happened To Neon Genesis Evangelion
Genesis 1:8
Fight For Your Lives/ The Championship Begins

The 18 teenagers were surrounded. The other world team wanted to kick the living crap out of them and they were greatly outnumbered. Now there only Choice was to fight there way to freedom. There was just one little problem. Half of them were not trained fighters.

A German kid flew through the air he had been hit with a chair and he fell into some of his friends.

Darian had hit him with a chair.

“This is hopeless” said Rei

“We are outnumbered at least 10 to 1 there is no way were are going to make it out of here alive.” said Kaoru

“Don’t give up guys we’ll find a way out of here.” said Anthony

“Just keep on fighting.” said Eric

2 girls came after Asuka. One of them lunged at her and she ducked. The girls flew over her head into a wall. Asuka kick the second girl in the face and she fell back ward unconscious. This fight was going nowhere they could know people down but they just kept on coming. Shinji had 3 guys come after him. he knew he was in trouble. he could fight in Eva but in reality he could not fight for beans. But inside Eva wasn’t him controlling the actions. Every move was his. Maybe he could fight for real. The first kid through a punch at Shinji which he blocked. Then He kicked the kid in the face and jumped up and did a Tornado kick taking down everyone in front of him. Maybe he was not so bad at this after all. But they was still no way they could win not with them bring out numbered this badly.

Yoko was surrounded. There 3 girls and 4 guys around here.

“My, my aren’t you a pretty thing.” said One guy

“Don’t even think about it buster.” said Yoko

“What do you think you can take all seven of us bitch!” mocked One of the girls

“You are so dead.” said another guy

“No she’s not!” screamed Anthony

Anthony flew into battle. He kicked one of the girls in the head. She dropped quickly and as he landed on the floor he did a roadhouse kick dropping another girls then he dip a kick with a flip which took out 2 of the guys that had gotten on either side of him. He as ready to take out the other 3 but he saw that there were already down. He had a surprised look on his face

“You know I’m not completely defenseless.” remarked Yoko

“I can see that. nice job.” complimented Anthony

2 seconds later there were more people for them to fight. While everyone else was fighting Kensuke sat in the corner tinkering with a huge batch of 20 metal things. No one had noticed him. Kensuke could fight inside of Eva. He probably could fight pretty well in reality yet he dared not try it since he was not a strong and durable person. his strength was technology and theses devices of his could hold the key to getting them out of here if he got them to work.

Touji protected Hikari from their oncoming attackers. He blocked blow after blow and beat them back but they just got up again. The 2 0f them were pressed against the wall. Touji was hit in the face and fell to the ground partly from the pain and partly from exhaustion. He lay there on his hands and knees. Then he was kicked in the face and he rolled over and was lying face up on the ground. Blood running form scratches and bruises on his face. there were now 5 attackers on Touji.

“Thought you were better than us eh punk you and you girlie.” said one of the attackers

“Well guess what your not I am going to enjoy bashing your face in.” said another.

Then 2 of the attackers fell over clutching there groins.

“No one is going to bash My Touji’s face in.” shouted Hikari.

Hikari scratched one of them in the face and then kicked the other 2 on the groin.

“Never knew you had it in you babe.” said Touji smiling

“You never asked did you.” said Hikari while pulling Touji to his feet.

Rei and Kaoru fought side by side. They had both believed that they had no fighting skills but actual combat had proved them wrong. The Eva video game seemed to have that affect on almost everyone. There enemies found out that they were a deadly combination. Kaoru and Rei were knocking people left and right. They were just knocking them back though. they had not taken anyone out permanently. Suddenly they bumped into some people it was Darian and Kristin.

“Hey what’s up guys.” said Darian blocking a punch

“Nothing much” answered Rei Kicking someone in the chest.

Then a whole lot of more people came at them and they all backed up. Suddenly all of the U.S and Japanese team members minus Kensuke were back to back once again.

“How’s everything going?” asked Anne

“Not to bad.” said Kaoru

“We are not going to get out of this one.” said Akane

“I think your right.” said Darian

“Yeah we got them surrounded!” shouted someone.

“Let’s beat the crap out of them.” said someone else.

The crowd advanced on the 17 heroes. They were in deep trouble.

“Asuka where’s Kensuke?” asked Shinji

“I don’t know.” said Asuka

Suddenly 2 of the advancing attackers fell to the ground unconscious. Then a few more fell. The 17 besieged teenagers saw blue flashes of light hitting the people. And they were dropping like flies

“Here Guys catch. These are stun pistol I have been working on use them!” shouted Kensuke

A large group of metallic objects fell at the gang feet they all picked them up and began to fire. After about 15 minutes all of there attackers were lying unconscious on the floor.

“Those are some awesome weapons Kensuke where did you get them?” asked Darian

“I built them they are based on the laser weapons used by all militaries for training pretty cool  huh.” replied Kensuke

“I’m glad you made them we would have all be toast without this things thanks Kensuke.” said Jeremy

“Now let’s get the fuck out of here before they come to and kick our asses.” said Dorian

The 18 teenagers ran out of pilot country as hard and as fast as they could.
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Anthony’s and Darian’s room

The 18 teenager were spread across the room. they were all trying to catch there breath they had just had a very interesting and battle filled encounter with the rest of the other Eva teams

“I can’t believe we made it out there.” said Dorian

“I know what you mean.” said Jeremy

“We owe it all to my good friend Kensuke.” said Touji

“Yeah we really do all owe it to you Kensuke. I could have lasted for a few more mites out then I would have been over run” sais Anthony

“The same goes for all of us.” said Kristin

“Just were exactly did those stun pistols come from?” asked Eric

“I had been trying got find a better way to play something like paintball so I invented the stungun the didn’t; really work until I saved you buts.” replied Kensuke

“That’s awesome thanks again buddy.” said Jeremy

“We owe you everything Ken-Chan.” said Akane “I’ll  need tot hank you properly later”

Everyone started to laugh and Kensuke turned beet red

“Very funny guys but it seems I am going to have fun tonight and you won’t.” said Kensuke

“Hey Darian that reminds me about our deal.” said Anthony

“You can’t be serious.” said Darian

Anthony just looked at him with a face that said oh yeah right here right now

“There is so no way I am going through with this you will so not complete your part of the deal.” said Darian

Everyone looked at the 2 with great interest just what was the deal they had made.

“Fine, fine you win I’ll do it but if you don’t follow through on your part I’ll kill you.” said Darian

Anthony just sat back and waited to watch Darian either make a complete fool out of himself or make the best decision of his life

“UU Kristin I have been meaning to ask you something.” said Darian

“Oh and what is that.” said Kristin

“Will you go out with me?” asked Darian

“I have been waiting for you to ask me that for a long time.” said Kristin

Kristin got up form where she was sitting and moved over to Darian she snuggled up to him and he planted a gentle tender kiss on her forehead. Everyone in the room was glad for the new couple.

“All right Anthony now it’s your turn to hold up your end of the bargain.” said Darian

“Ok I’ll do it.” said Anthony

Anthony walked over to Yoko who was siting in a chair in the far corner of the room.

“I know we have only known each other fro a real short time. But you have seen the way I look at you and I have seen they way you look at me. Will you go out with me Yoko.” said Anthony

Yoko did not know what to say all of her life she had bad relationships but here was a good descent man a man that had fought o save her from being beaten and possibly worse. She looked into his eyes and saw them filed with love and adoration for her. She returned his gaze.

“I will Anthony.” said Yoko

Anthony wrapped his arms around Yoko pulling her out of the chair and He then held her close to him. A loud cheer rang up from the Japanese Eva team.

“Way to go Yoko.” said Asuka

“Looks like your man troubles are over.” said Akane

“Congratulations Yoko.” said Rei

“I told you it would all work out eventually.” said Shinji the boy who had once been a coward a boy that had be come a totally different person over the past few months. But he was still a boy troubled by flashbacks of events that he had never experienced or had he.

“I’m happy for you Yoko.” said Hikari.

“Finally.” said Kaoru

“Way to go Anthony you stud.” said Touji

Hikari nudged him in the ribs for that remark.

“Thanks guys.” said Yoko

“Thanks for the congrates.” said Anthony

“We had better get going we have a long day tomorrow the championship start and we may get into a fight again.” said Jeremy holding up his stun blaster

Everyone left the room except for Kaoru and Rei who were the last to leave.

“Hey Yoko were are you sleeping tonight?” asked Rei

“Well Darian and Kristin asked for my room so I said they could stay there and I guess I am staying here tonight.” said Yoko with a grin and a wink

“Anthony I wish you the best of luck with Yoko goodnight.” said Kaoru as he was dragged out of the room by Rei

“What did he mean by that?” asked Anthony

“Nothing.” answered Yoko
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Pilot Country

The commander of Nerv walked among the unconscious bodies of the unconscious Eva teams

“Yes those 2 teams are perfect for everything as long as they win the championship everything will be going according to plan and we will be ready be the appointed time.” thought the commander

Then he left pilot country and proceed down a dark dimly lit hallway.
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Anthony’s room

Yoko walked over to the light switched and turned it off. She then walked over and kissed Anthony passionately which he eagerly returned. She the pushed Anthony on to his bed and She then started to take off her clothes. She removed her shirt and her bra.

“Uhh Yoko, wha-what, what are you?” Anthony stammered

“What's wrong Anthony I make you nervous.” asked Yoko innocently

“Well, yes.  I'm a fighter not a lover.” he said

“Well, I can change that!” said Yoko

She finished taking off her clothes and the she took off Anthony shirts and began to remove his pants.

“Aren’t we going just a little to fast Yoko.” said Anthony

“Ok I’ll stop if that’s what you really want Anthony. I just feel this connection between us an I want you so bad right now.” said Yoko

Anthony thought for a moment he was turning down the girl of his dream what was he thinking.

“No Yoko Continue.” said Anthony
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A Dimly light hallway

Shinji and Asuka were walking back to there room when they noticed a man in a Nerv uniform walking down the hall way leaving pilot country.

“Why would a Nerv person walk out of pilot country this late at night.” whispered Shinji

“I don’t know let’s follow him.” said Asuka

“I’m not sure that; such a good idea.” whispered Shinji

“Quit being a coward Baka let’s go.” said Asuka

The 2 teenager dropped down the hall quietly following the Nerv officer. He touches a panel and the wall in front of him opens and he steps through the doorway.

“Now where was that panel.” said Asuka as she tried to open the secret door

“I really don’t think we should be doing this.” said Shinji

“Oh come on don’t be a baby. Ah here it is.” said Asuka

The door slid open and Asuka dragged Shinji through. The walls had long orange lines on them and written in the lines were the words restricted. Then in front of them were stairs. they began to walk up the stairs and they could see some type of room when suddenly they were bathed in red light.

“DNA scan commencing. DNA not on file. please wait here.” said a computerized voice

“Guess we had better wait here.” said Shinji

Suddenly alarms could be heard and a voice shouted, “ Security apprehend the intruders.”

The sound of footsteps could be heard in front of Shinji and Asuka.

“Shinji let’s get out of here.” said Asuka she grabbed him by the arm and they started to run down the long hall way they had walked down.

“I don’t care if you have to kill them thy can’t get away shot them if you have to!” shouted someone

The room light up with bullets Shinji and Asuka dropped to the floor. Shinji’s hand reaches down towards Asuka’ lower half.

“What is wrong with you, you Baka hentai it’s not time for that now!” shouted Asuka as bullets wized over them

Shinji’s hand just kept getting lower and lower until it was right at Asuka’s waist. Then the bullets stopped for a second and Shinji grabbed Asuka’ stun gun which was at  her waist he rolled over her back and fired as he rolled then he stood up and fires at the direction the guard where. You could here bodies start slumping to the ground. Shinji was in warrior mood like when he was in Eva. He pulled Asuka to her feet and they took of running.

They ran out of the door way and just as the cleared the exit bullets came flying out of it and they hit the spot where Shinji and Asuka had been a few seconds ago.

“Keep running Asuka and don’t stop anytime soon.” said Shinji

The 2 of them ran and ran and ran down the hall away from the gun shots.

A man surrounded by guards emerged from the secret area of Nerv.

“Sir we lost them.” said A guard

“It’s of no matter they did not see enough to endanger the project and if it was the 2 people I think it was they will learn all about the project soon enough. Return to your post captain job well done.” said the Man then they both walked back into the room and the wall slid shut behind them
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Anthony’s Room
Yoko had just finished taking off Anthony’s pants. She took his dick in her hand and began to slid it up and down his rapidly stiffening member. She moved her hand up and down slowly and then she started to do it faster and then faster. Anthony moaned as the girls he loved gave him great pleasure. Then Yoko slipped her mouth over Anthony’ now erect cock and began to bob her head up and down on it. She started slow and her pace slowly increased. Anthony tilted his head back and moaned with pleasure. Yoko then used her hand to help her suck Anthony’s dick and rapidly increased her pace. A her pace quickened the pleasure she gave Anthony increased and Anthony moaned louder and louder. Yoko then sucked really hard and Anthony shot his load down her throat which she swallowed it completely. Yoko then got up on Anthony’ bed and spread her legs wide. Anthony knew what she wanted he had only done this once before with his last girlfriend. A girl he was deeply in love with until she died in a car accident. And here he was again with a girl he deeply loved. Anthony spread Yoko’s lips apart and slid is tongue gently into Yoko’s pussy. Yoko let out a gasp as Anthony’s tongue entered her wet slit. Anthony then began to probe the inside of Yoko with his tongue. Yoko began to moan. Anthony brought his hand up and began to play with her clitoris. Yoko arched her back. Anthony then took his tonnage out from inside of Yoko and began to lick her pussy including her clitoris. he brought his hand up and played with Yoko’s breasts. Yoko arched her back even higher and started to Mona louder then before. after about 5 minutes of this Anthony stopped. He brought his lips right up to Yoko’s breast and began to suck on one. He rested a hand on the other breast and fingered Yoko with his other hand. Yoko moaned loudly and Anthony wormed his finger in and out of her. Yoko began to moan louder and louder.

“Anthony I am about to come!” moaned Yoko

Anthony continued to massage Yoko’s breast but replaced his finger with His tongue and Yoko came screaming into his mouth which he eagerly drank. Yoko tasted amazing it was the most unique taste Anthony had ever had. it was special this was Yoko her heart her soul. He loved her very much. Yoko just gave Anthony this pleading look and he knew exactly what she wanted. Anthony took his rock hard dick and gently slid it into Yoko’s pussy. Yoko moaned softly as Anthony’ dick filled her. Then Anthony began to move in and out of Yoko slowly at first. the 2 of them moaned in unison because of the pleasure. Then Anthony’s paced quicken and there moans got louder and louder.

“Anthony take me from behind.” screamed Yoko through all the pleasure

Anthony took his dick out of Yoko and she got on all fours. Anthony slid his dick into her again. And immediately began to pump her as hard and as fast as he could. He griped Yoko’s breast for support and they both moaned loudly then Yoko cam again on Anthony’ dick. But Anthony was not done yet he kept ramming it in and out of Yoko for another 15 minutes

“Anthony my pussy is starting to get sore.” said Yoko

Anthony did not want to hurt his love and a mischievous grin crossed his face. He removed his dick from Yoko’s pussy and touched her ass with it.

“Anthony just what are you doing?” asked Yoko

“HUUUU.” gasped Yoko as she felt Anthony’s dick entered her ass

Anthony began to pump her asshole as hard as he could Yoko began to moan louder than before as Anthony moved in and out of her ass. Yoko the had her first multiple orgasm and Anthony came in Yoko’s ass. Anthony then removed his dick form Yoko’s ass and the 2 of them snuggled together and slipped into the most peaceful and restful sleep of there lives because they had now found each other.
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Nearing the finals

(Author’s note Since I am a lazy, lazy man I will summarize the events of the nationally televised Eva championship. I am only going to summarize the stories of the Japanese and American Eva team if any one wishes to write the battles between other nations and create characters or eve battles fought against the American and Japanese Eva teams go ahead. well on with the summary)

The last week had been hard but they had done it there wee only four team left. the American, the Japanese, the Germans and the Austrians. Those 4 teams had defeated everything that was thrown at them. Through out that week the Japanese and Americans stayed away from pilot country and the other teams because they did not want to get into another fight. Asuka and Shinji had not mentioned there encounter to anybody they both thought it best to wait until after the tournament the did not want to scare there friend needlessly. The first battle that the Americans fought against India it was a slaughter. the Indians did not stand a chance against the better American team. the Americans literally ripped them to shreds. The Japanese fought the English first and the English lost badly also. Then Americans them faced the Koreans. The Koreans almost put up a fight but they were brutally destroyed. the Japanese then faced the Iraqi’s. The Iraqi’s barely even got out of the starting positions they were trounced so badly. The Americans next challenge were the Norwegians. The Norwegians put up a fight and managed to take out 3 of the American team Evas before being annihilated. The Japanese next fought the French. The French managed to take out 3 of the girls because the girls forgot to close the open communication channels and they were being hit on in French which caught them off guard. The only girls that survived were Asuka and Yoko. The French team was still no match for the Japanese even with 3 Evas missing. Next the Americans battled the Spanish and the Spanish damaged all of the Evas but did not successfully destroy any of the American Evas. The Japanese then fought the African team. the African team put up an extremely good fight took out half of the Japanese team but they were still defeated. the American team had just barely defeated the \ team they were they were there nemeses. The fight had been spectacular it had become a 2 on 2 battle between the Americans and the Russian. Anthony and Kristin were the last 2 standing and they managed to defeat the Russians. There next battle the Americans had would be tomorrow and it was against the Austrians. The Japanese were currently inside a simulator waiting to battle the Chinese. The  18 Eva’s were launched into virtual Tokyo-3

“All right people you now the drill arm yourselves and let’s kick some but.” said Shinji

The nine Evas dispersed in an attack pattern. They were each hunting for a specific Eva to kill Asuka and Shinji stayed close together. Suddenly Asuka’s Eva was lifted off of the ground and it was being strangled. Shinji just looked at the sight Asuka he thought. It reminded him of the time when Asuka was being mind raped by the 15th Angel. He just stared at the sight of Eva Unit-02 squirming around trying to get free but not being able to. That was one time where he could not help her but this time he could. Then his head started to hurt. He got flashes of Asuka in danger angels hurting her. The flood of images was to much for him. Shinji blacked out.

The eyes of Unit-01 suddenly went red. It let out a loud ripping roar Unit-01 had gone berserk once again. Unit-01 stared at Unit-05 which had Unit-02 hanging in mid air squirming for life. The pilot saw Unit-01 and heard the roar.  He was scared to death. Unit-01 leaped at Unit-05.

To Be Continued.............
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Well the eight part of What The Hell is finally done. Thanks to everyone for reading it and for the comments. Look for the ninth part soon and the tenth and final part to follow soon also look for the first official episode of Eva4047 soon. the second part of my Fic A wish Come True will be out soon 2 hope you guys like this one I’m outta here.