Anime. Any how I would like to say thanks to the
following people. Kaoru Nagisa and Anthony Dantuono they have helped me
with
this fic a lot. If you don’t; know there series
by now then you must have been skipping My intro’s. Thanks to these
other
great people Axel Terizaki, Greg Thomas, Alain
Gravel, Dr. Suekeichi Kaiton, Shinji the 10’oclock assassin. These
people
rock check out there websites and there fics. Well
enough of my blabbering now. Time to get on with the story. Opps forgot

Disclaimer. Story mine, New characters mine.
Everything else is copyrighted by someone else probably if it’s not
then
it’s mine. I just write Eva I don’t make any money so
don’t sue me it would get you nothing. The final Chapter of The What
the
Hell Saga all secrets revealed all questions
Answered.
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What The Hell Happened To Neon Genesis Evangelion
Genesis 1:10
Final Genesis, Unescapable Destiny

They had been back in Nevada for a week now. There month in Tokyo-3 had

passed quickly a lot faster then any of them
expected it to. The 5 Japanese were now enrolled in the local high
school.
They had to use the universal translators all the time
now. Nerv had made some improvements on it and now it also translated
there
word into English. The odd thing though for the
6 of them that had been in Japan was that they could not remember part
of
there time there it was just a complete blank. To
them. they had definitely done something extremely important but they
could
not remember it for the life of them. They did not
have much free time anymore. They went to school and then they trained
in
Eva. There were 9 units now and some of the pilots
had been given different Units. Shinji was still pilot of Unit-01,
Auska was
Unit-02’s pilot, Rei piloted Unit-00, Eric Piloted
Unit-03, Anthony piloted Unit-04, Darian piloted Unti-05, Yoko piloted
Unit-06, Kristin Piloted Unit-07, Anna piloted
Unit-08 and Kaoru was now the pilot 0f Unit-09. The amount of Evas in
the
game had been increased to 10 now. The 10
children were in pilot country now since it was there hang out place.
But
what was surprising was that Nerv seemed nosier then
ever there were all types of new people around.

“What’s with all these new people here?” asked Anthony

“I don’t know but it looks like Nerv is getting ready for something
big.”
said Kaoru

“But why would they do that. They only make the Eva videogame nothing
else.”
said Anna

“Something is going on here and I don’t like it one bit.” said Darian

“Nerv has been hiding something ever since we got here.” said Asuka

“I think we should find out what’s going on tonight.” said Shinji

“I agree with Shinji but we can’t we have that party to go to tonight.”
said
Yoko

“Damn I forgot about that but it will be fun as hell. The guy that’s
having
it David is getting a lot of Alcohol.” said Anthony

“Sweet that party is going to kicks ass let’s get going.” said Eric

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(Caption)
David’s house

The 10 members of the Evangelion all stars arrived at the party.
Anthony
knocked on the door David opened the door. He had
a bear in his hands.

“Yo guys wuz up. The party started  like half an hour ago so your
late.”
said David

“Yeah we know but were here to party know so let’s.” said Asuka

David took a huge swig of his beer an motioned for the 10 teenagers to
follow him. They all did.
He led them into his kitchen. In the kitchen were 3 kegs of beer 7
cases of
assorted beers and a counter full of all sort of Hard
liquor. All of there jaws dropped

“I think I am in heaven.” said Darian

“So do I.” said Eric

“That’s good now drink up and have a good time. I’ll be around later
guys.”
said David

The 10 teenagers drank anything and everything in sight. Until they
were all
completely drunk of there ass

“OK we are screwed.” said Darian slurrily

“Oh yeah.... we *hick up* drank way to much.” said Asuka

“You can *hick* say that again Asuka-Chan.” said Shinji

“Hey guys *hick* let’s hick go back to base *hick* and * hick have
*hick*
some fun.” said Darian

“*hick* Good idea Darian.” said Anthony

The ten of them got up and left they said good bye to David there
gracious
host and made there way back to NERV HQ for
some fun.
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(Caption)
Nerv HQ

“Sir the children are back.” said lieutenant Bates

“Good tomorrow they will face there greatest trial.” said the Nerv
Commander

“Shale we make sure the children do not participate in any sexual
activities
tonight.?” asked the lieutenant

“No I may be a cruel person but let them enjoy there last days as
normal
children.” said the Commander

“Yes sir finally the promised time is at hand.” said Bates

“Yes it is tomorrow we will all face our greatest Trial.”
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(Caption)
Shinji and Asuka’s Bedroom

Shinji and Asuka undressed as quickly as they could there clothes flew
off.
Soon they stood together and Asuka wore nothing but her bra and panties
and
Shinji wore his boxer shorts.  Shinji stared at Asuka no matter how
many
times he had seen her like this she just seemed to get more and more
beautiful every time. Asuka came towards Shinji and slid down his boxer

shorts. Shinji erect penis appeared right in front of her face. Asuka
grasped Shinji’s penis with her hand and Shinji let out a slight moan.
Asuka
then wrapped her lips around Shinji’s cock and deep throated it. Her
head
bobbed up and down the length of Shinji’s shaft. Shinji
s head tilted back as he moaned in ecstasy. Asuka proceeded to move her
head
up and down faster and faster she soon included her hand and began to
slightly twist Shinji’s penis in her mouth and in her hand. Shinji
moaned
louder until he could not take in anymore and he erupted in Asuka’s
mouth.
Asuka swallowed all of Shinji’s sperm she just loved the taste of it.
Now it
was Asuka’s turn. Asuka lay back on the bead and removed her last
pieces of
clothing. Shinji creped towards her naked body slowly. He brought his
head
over her left breast and began to lick her nipple. He gently traced
circles
around her nipple with his tongue. Asuka moaned as Shinji did this ones
of
her hands crept between her legs and began to massage hr clit while her

other hand pinched her nipple. Shinji soon stopped teasing Asuka and
began
to suck on her breast. She moaned even louder. He began to nibble on
her
nipple gently as he sucked also. Asuka’s finger soon found their way
inside
her pussy. She wormed her finger in and out while Shinji sucked on her
breast. Asuka arched her back and erupted into her first orgasm. Shinji

stopped what he was doing and gently licked his way down to Asuka’s
pussy.
Shinji tongues was soon at work. It darted in and out of the folds of
Asuka’s pussy while he furiously massaged her clit. Asuka had her back
arched and was playing with her nipples.. Shinji decided to help his
tongue
out and put to fingers into Asuka’ s pussy .Asuka let out an extremely
loud
moan.. She began moaning non stop until she came again. Shinji
gratefully
lapped up all of Asuka’s cum. Shinji then got up and Put Asuka leg’s
over
his shoulder. Shinji’s penis slowly pushed up against the folds of
Asuka’s
pussy teasing her. Asuka began to moan once again. Then Shinji gave it
to
her and rammed his penis into her. Asuka’s back arched and she screamed
with
pleasure. Shinji pounded Asuka’s pussy as hard and as fast as he could.

Asuka then tensed her muscles as she neared another climax. Shinji felt

Asuka’s pussy clench around his penis and could not hold on much
longer.
Then they both came at the Exact same time. The 2 of them collapsed in
each
others arms and drifted off to sleep
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(Caption)

Shinji awoke with Asuka lying silently in his arms. She was silently
sleeping. he looked at the clock it was early. Way to early
he should still be sleeping. Suddenly his head began to hurt.

“What, what is this pain?” thought Shinji

Suddenly he was not in his room anymore he was in a theater dressed in
his
old school uniform. There were 3 girls around him. His vision was
blurry.
Then it was clear the 3 girls were Asuka, Rei and Misato.

“Are you ready Shinji?” asked Misato

“Ready, ready for what?” shouted Shinji

“And why the hell am I here?” asked Shinji

“I see he’s has still not recovered all of the memories yet.” said Rei

“Shinji you Baka don’t you remember anything yet.” shouted Asuka

“Why are you here? why am I here?, You’re not, Asuka, Rei, or Misato.
Why
are you wearing plug suits and Misato why are
you wearing a Nerv uniform.” asked Shinji getting weirded out.

“You will understand after all this world is everything you wished for.
The
3 girls vanished and Shinji was suddenly back in his
room.

Asuka lay next to him still fast asleep. Shinji could not help but
wonder
what that dream had meant. But he was to tired and
lazy to think about right now. He and Asuka had went at it for awhile.
Shinji lay his head down on the pillow again and went to
sleep.
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(Caption)
Nerv Command Center

“Commander we have detected the object it is closing in on us quickly
the
estimated time of arrival is approximately 4 hours.”
said Bates

“Get the Evas ready for launch we have to be ready. I want no surprises
to
happen. wake the children up with a training alarm
one hour before the object arrives. Then get them all prepared and into
the
Evas” said the Commander.

“Sir what should I say to them when we escort them to the other bay
instead
of the normal training bay. Won’t they also notice
that they are in the dessert rather then the virtual city?” asked Bates

“Just tell them we are training them for a new scenario which we are
adding
to the game. The games needs to break away from
the TV series. Or something like that. I am leaving it in your hands
Bates.”
said the Commander as he left the room.

“Jeez why is it up to me” thought Bates
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(Caption 1 hr later)

“Lieutenant Bates the object has just doubled it’s speed no wait it is
going
even faster it will be here in approximately an hour.”
said a con officer.

The Lieutenant snapped into a full upright position and hit the
training
alarm switch.
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(Caption)
Darian’s Bedroom

Darian fell out of bed as he heard the alarm ring. Kristen was lying on
the
floor next to him. they both scrambled to their feet
and went to  get there plug suits.

“Damn surprise training I hate when they do this!” shouted Darian

“Well we gotta be the best team after all we are there all star team.”
said
Kristen

“Good point dear let’s go meet up with the others.” said Darian

The 2 of them exited Darian’s Bedroom and they were met by the others
with
Shinji leading them down the hall. They were all
running. Soon they were at the Eva simulator but there were guards
blocking
the door way.

“Hey Let us through.” shouted Eric “ We are the Eva all-star team you
know.”

“I do know this boy but I have been told to direct you to simulation
chamber
A3. We are testing out new simulator programs
and more advanced simulators. They also want you to test out a new
level.”
said the Guard

“Wow that is awesome.” said Anna

“We will escort you.” said the other guard

It took the pilots about 15 to 20 minutes to get to Simulator Bay A3.
Plus
it had already taken them 5 minutes to get to the
normal simulation room. The doors to the simulator bay woshes open. The

pilots were on the ground floor. The looked up at
there Gigantic Evangelions. All of the Units were there 1-10. There
were
techs al over the place working on the massive
simulators.

“Jesus I have never seen so many techs working on the simulators
before.
Have you Shinji” asked Anthony

“No I haven’t this is very odd.” said Shinji

“I agree with you Shinji.” said Kaoru “You said NERV was hiding
something it
looks like we may find out just that.”

“I hope that it is really just nothing.” said Rei

“I agree with you for once wondergirl.” said Asuka

No one seemed to notice Asuka’s name for Rei but Shinji. It sounded so
familiar like she used it all the time but she doesn’t. It
seems she only uses it when she is around Evas at least that’s when she
uses
it the most.
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(Caption)
Nerv Command Center

“The Children have arrived sir. They are with the Evangelions now.”
said
Lieutenant Bates

“How long till we can have the Evas and the Children prepared for
launch?”
asked the Commander

“It will take a few minutes sir. Since the target picked up speed we
were
not expecting it so. Soon. We expected it here at
0800 hours but now it will be here at 0600. we can have the Evas and
the
children ready about 5 minutes before the target
arrives.” said Lieutenant Bates

“Good Put the Children inside the Evas right now I want them to have
some
time to get used to being in these ones. It will be
different then before.” said the Commander

Suddenly an alarm went off in the bridge and the raidar appeared on the
main
viewer. The target had split up into ten smaller
targets.

“Sir we have multiple target now what are we going to do.” said Bates

“Everything will stay the same. I had planned for this. Do not worry.”
said
The Commander

“Yes sir.” said Bates but he was still worried.
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(Caption)
Simulator room A3

The 10 teenagers got into there Evas.

“Wow this feels different then before the seats are definitely more
comfortable and I feel like I have way more control over the
Eva.” said Yoko

“Yeah I know what you mean.” said Anthony

“Yeah this most definitely like the other simulators. It feels almost
real.”
said Anna

Shinji sat in his and to him it felt like he had done this 100 times.
He had
not felt like that in the simulators but in this one he did
why?

Suddenly this orange liquid began to flood the Entry plug. All 10 of
the
teenagers freaked out at first but then they all
remembered one it was. It was lcl or something like it. they had seen
it a
100 times or more in the TV series.

“Wow these are definitely more real then the other ones they even have
lcl.”
said Kaoru

“Yeah but isn’t that just a little strange .”said Asuka

“Yeah it is.” said Kristin

“What do you think Shinji?” asked Anthony.

“I don’t know what to think.” said Shinji

“I say we just wait and see what happens there is not much more we can
do.”
said Asuka

“Yeah your right let’s just take it easy then.” said Yoko

The children waited in the Evas for awhile they had soon lost track of
time.
Soon the object that was closing in on NERV was
going to be there.
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(Caption)
Command Center

“Sir the objects are now 15 minutes away from the our projected
intercept
point.” said Bates

“Connect the Children to the Evas and launch. It’s time they
experienced
real battle. This Angelic Wave must be stopped no
matter the cost.” said The Commander

Bates initiated the procedure connecting each of the Children to the
Evas.
Inside the Evas the Children each felt something in
there minds but it was gone. None of them mentioned anything since they
just
thought they were imagining things.

“Children are connected sir.” said Bates

“Launch the Evas and weapon chest we can’t send them out there without
weapons.” said the Commander

The Evas were launched. All of the Children did notice that if felt
different then ever before.
Soon they were in the dessert and next to them was a cart full of
weapons.

“Huh this is not like any scenario we have ever been in before.”
remarked
Asuka

“Yeah your right I don’t like it.” said Anthony

“Everyone be on your guard.” said Shinji

“Yeah let’s get all of our weapons together and get ready for a major
onslaught.” said Kaoru

Each of the Evas grabbed there weapons. They each had their favorite
weapons
so there was one thing in there favor.

“Shinji I am detecting 10 angels on route to our position no make that
there
here.” said Kristen

The 10 evas looked up and the small plateau that was right in front of
them.
On top of that plateau were 10 angels that looked
like the third Angel from the TV series.

“Well what are we waiting here for let’s attack .” said Eric

“Yeah Charge!!!!!!!” shouted Anna

The 10 Evas rushed at the angels and the angels descended from the
plateau
to meet them in combat. One of the Angels landed
on Eric. He let out a scream as his Eva fell to the ground.

“Eric what’s wrong?” asked Anna really worried

Unit-03 knocked the Angel that was on top of it off.

“It hurt when landed on me. I’m feeling what the Eva feels.” said Eric

Right after he said that Rei screamed as she failed to dodge on of the
Angels Energy attacks. The attack pierced Unit-00’s
shoulder blade.

“Rei!!!!!!” shouted Kaoru

“I’m fine but that hurt like a bitch.” said Rei

“What ,what’s going on here its not supposed to be like this.” said
Shinji

What was he talking about. Then suddenly it all came back to him. His
past
life third impact the world after third impact. His
decision.

“Just what the hell is this!!!!!!!!” shouted out Shinji

Then Shinji’s’ Eva was attacked by an Angel. The Angel picked up
Unit-01 and
pounded unit-01 with it’s energy Spike. The
Eva was soon impaled on it.

Shinji opened his eyes he was no longer in an Eva. He was in an
amphitheater. He was sitting in a chair. Misato, Rei and Asuka
stood in a circle around him. They looked different. Misato was wearing
a
red military jacket and pip that marked her as major.
Rei and Asuka were both wearing there plug suits but there eyes looked
different. It seemed that they had each experienced a
lot of hardship.

“What the hell is this why am I here again why am I fighting Angels
just
what is going on. This is not what I wished for!!!”
shouted Shinji

“Is it?” said Rei

“Shinji you wished for rebirth. You wished to start again anew. That
wish
was granted.” said Misato

“But why are there Angels here?” asked Shinji

“Baka you still don’t get it you were given a second chance.” said
Asuka

“A chance to live again.” said Rei

“A chance to prevent third impact.” said Misato

“A chance to live your live differently.” said Asuka

“But why, why are there Angels and Evas?” asked Shinji

“The Evas and Angels are a part of your life and everyone’s it’s
impossible
to get ride of them.” said Misato

“You were doing great just when your life gets hard you can’t except it
you
try to run away from it all. That’s just like you” said
Asuka

“You made so much progress don’t give up now you have a chance to make
the
world right again and save it from disaster.”
said Misato

“Or it will be like this.” said Rei pointing to the only window in the
amphitheater. Outside of the amphitheaters was the entire
world in ruins

“You have a choice once again Shinji.” said Misato

“Your new world destroyed.” said Rei

“Or your new world thriving.” said Asuka

“I will go back this time and I will not fail I will try my hardest and

fight my hardest. I will succeed. 3rd impact will not happen.”
said Shinji.

Then Shinji was back in his Eva. He was impaled on a an Angels Energy
spike

“SHIIIIIIIINNNNNNJJJJIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!” screamed Asuka

“I’m all right Asuka in fact I am better then all right. Team this is
real
we must fight are hardest I know it may be hard to believe
now but we are all that stand between the world and destruction.
Destroy
these Angels.” shouted Shinji

The entire team heard him but hey could not quite believe it. But it
made
sense it was exactly like the TV show.

“All right guys let’s kick there asses we are protecting the planet for
real
now.” said Anthony.

“Yeah!!!!!!”shouted the team in unison

The team regrouped they all got together in a line and drew there
weapons
all of them except for Shinji. He was still impaled on
the Angels’ spike.

“Erghhh I can’t move. Guys I think I am finished.” said Shinji

“I’ll get you down Shinji.” said Eric

“No stay away the Angel could self destruct and take both of us with it

fight the other ones forget about.” said Shinji

“Shinji!!!” cried Asuka

“That’s an order.” said Shinji

Then Suddenly Shinji heard a voice whisper to him, “ Your not done for
yet.”

The Eyes of Evangelion Unit-01 light up. The Unit removes itself from
the
spike. Then Draws it;s\ sword and cleaves the Angel
in two. The team is now one. Unit-01 charges at Another Angel
brandishing
it’s sword. It leaps into the air and slashes it’s
sword downward.

End of What the Hell Happened to Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Next the Non Lemon sequel to the story. Unescapable Destiny
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Well it took me a long time to get that finished I really dragged my
ass
with it because I Was taking a break from writing
Fanfiction. Well now I’m back I will eventually finish up A wish Come
True
and Eva4047 is really getting under way now the
first ep will be out as soon as we get the art also SDAT clash is
coming
back edited and different. Sorry to Axel once Again.
The next series is a collaborative project. My sight will be getting
updated
soon. Hopefully a major revamp on it soon. Well
Until I start UD peace out and keep it real.