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Her left hand is clutching her husband’s; the other, as is her entire right arm, is being held upright and level. Mitsuki laughs as she continues poking at various places on Kiyone(b)’s upper body. "Relax, Kiyone. Everyone has to go through their monthly physicals, and it’s your turn." She holds out a tongue depressor. "Now, stick out your tongue." Kiyone(b) does so, giving Mitsuki the raspberry. When finally done, she responds, "You don’t need to give me a physical, Mitsuki." She looks up at Kyoto. "I like the physicals Kyoto gives me much better...." The resistance medic smirks. "That reminds me, only one thing left: the pregnancy test." "Come on, Mitsuki," laughs Kiyone(b). "Kyoto and I have only been married six weeks." "A lot can happen in six weeks," replies Mitsuki. She pushes back a misbehaving strand of cherry-red hair. "Kyoto, you can wait in the waiting room. I don’t think you want to see this." "Hey," protests Kyoto lightly, "there’s nothing I haven’t seen before!" "Maybe so, but you won’t be seeing it again right now," says Mitsuki firmly. She literally pushes Kyoto out of the examination room. He stumbles out the door and falls into the first chair he comes across. This happens just as Tenchi and Kiyone(a) walk into the waiting area, and they stand there staring at him for a moment before speaking. Kyoto grunts and waves it away. "It’s nothing. Kiyone’s having a pregnancy test." Kiyone(a)’s expression changes for a moment, more than enough time for him to pick up on it. "What is it?" He laughs. "Are you expecting now?" Neither Tenchi nor Kiyone(a) respond, and Kyoto raises an eyebrow. "What?" Tenchi starts to speak, but Kiyone(a) stops him. "It’s all right, Tenchi, I’ll tell him." She looks Kyoto right in the eye. "I can’t have children." Kyoto’s expression becomes one of empathy. "Oh my....oh, gods, I’m sorry, I didn’t know...." He pauses for a moment. "RS syndrome?" Tenchi’s Kiyone nods, and he sighs. "I was married to a girl who had the same problem. She was a GP too, only knew me as a Fed attached to the President’s office. After a long time, we finally decided to adopt, but on her last mission out before settling down to be a full-time mother...." He shakes his head. "I’m really sorry, Kiyone. I--we--had no idea...." Kiyone(a) smiles. "It’s all right. Only Mihoshi knew, and she can keep a secret quite well when she has to. Tenchi and I have pretty much come to the same conclusion--when we decide to have kids, of course. Besides--" She giggles. "Tenchi said he’ll spoil me, instead." She turns to him, mischief and affection brimming from her eyes. "Tenchi, does that mean that...." She whispers in his ear, and Tenchi wraps Kiyone(a) up in his arms, grinning even as his face goes red. "Any time you want, Kiyone." Kyoto rolls his eyes. "There is such a thing as too much, you two." He quirks an eyebrow at Tenchi. "If you’ll be pampering her like a child.... does that mean she’ll call you ‘Daddy’ during sex?" Tenchi has a horrified expression on his face. "Kyoto! That’s sick! That’s--" "Actually, I kinda like that," responds Kiyone(a). She gives Tenchi a long kiss and giggles. "Yeah, ‘Daddy,’ I definitely like that." Tenchi is saved any further embarrassment by the opening of the exam room door. Kiyone(b) steps out, glowing with happiness. "Kyoto, I’m going to have your baby!" Kyoto’s jaw drops open and it takes him a few minutes to speak coherently. "I....you....we....baby?" "That’s right," confirms Mitsuki casually, stripping off a neo-rubber glove as she comes into the waiting area. "You must be packing some pretty potent ammo, ‘cause there’s no other way this girl could be pregnant this soon. So, you’re gonna be a daddy in nine months--unless the gestation period is accelerated too...." Kyoto still looks dazed. "Daddy....I’m gonna be a daddy...." "That’s right," chirps Kiyone(b), snuggling up to her husband. "You’re going to be a daddy, and I’m going to be a mommy, and...." "We’re gonna have a baby!" Kyoto yells happily, picking up his wife and swinging her around. "We’re gonna have a baby!" "Congratulations!" responds Kiyone(a). "Yeah," agrees Tenchi, his arms going tighter around his fianceé. Shifting into mental link mode, he whispers, Are you all right, love? I’m sorry this had to happen now.... I’m all right, Tenchi, she responds. I’m happy for them. When the time comes, we’ll handle it. She wraps her arms around him. Thank you for your concern, my Tenchi. Let’s give them some time alone. Tenchi and Kiyone(a) leave the waiting room, along with Mitsuki, letting Mr. and Mrs. Minamoto revel in their new parenthood. Preperations for the assault are finally complete. After two months, the rewritten plans of battle are complete, the transports are loaded, and final briefing is about to start. Gathered in the large assembly room on the base are the senior commanders of the Resistance, and a few high-ranking Galaxy Police officers, representatives of the Resistance’s secret weapon: a fleet of Galaxy Police capital ships, having been hopping in and out of lightspace ever since the fall of Jurai, still loyal to DirGen Tenchi and his proxy, the Juraian Military Command. Katsuhito(b) has elected to keep things rather informal, relying more upon his people’s ability to get the job done than exactitude on silly details. "All right, people. Let’s get down to business." He looks around the long, round table. "Well, go on, open your folders." The three dozen people around the table crack open the sealed, CLASSIFIED-marked dossiers in front of them. Inside are is the new assault strategy, and each person’s role in this pageant of life and death. Katsuhito(b) gives the assembled warriors a few minutes to digest the contents. Finally he asks, "Any questions?" Tenchi is the first to speak. "Not that I’m complaining, but why are Grandpa and I staying aboard Chisako?" Tenchi and Katsuhito(a) had been given the role of combat operations coordinators. This basically requires them to keep the Resistance fire directed at the enemy. "That’s easy enough," replies Katsuhito(b). "You and your grandfather are able to stay extremely calm in situations like this, and both of you can make on-the-fly tactical decisions. Next question?" "Well," responds Kiyone(a), "I have a question. What the hell are you thinking?!" To her--and everyone else’s--surprise, Katsuhito(b) smiles. "I assume you’re speaking of your target." "Yes," replies Kiyone(a), trying to control her temper. "I can appreciate the use of GP powered armor, but only three suits?!" "Keep reading," urges Katsuhito(b). "Those suits are heavily modified, built to carry triple the firepower of a normal suit, and much heavier shields. Besides--" He sighs. "--all of our qualified suit pilots will be flying the fighters and strike craft." Tenchi opens his mouth to volunteer, but Katsuhito(b) cuts him off. "I appreciate the offer, but you'll have your hands full keeping the rest of the assault running smoothly. Besides, I think your girlfriend will fight better without worrying about you." He turns back to Kiyone(a). "Anything else?" "Just two things," she answers. "One, I can see Mihoshi flying with me; she's had experience with powered armor. But Ayeka?" "Believe it or not, your princess has had flight training in a PA suit. She's also been doing well on the sims. Finally, we can't free up anyone else. And the second point?" "The target." She slides the enclosed inforod into a terminal slot in the table, and the table's holoprojector kicks in. The assigned target manifests itself above the table: a gigantic warship, looking somewhat like a mammoth metal shark. "This so-called 'supercarrier,' code-named Reich One by your spies. The reports say it's almost a fifth the size of Earth's moon and armed to the teeth. Three PA suits against that?!" "The reports, which came in just yesterday, say that sucker is still under construction and won't be complete for at least a year. That includes point-defense. You'll still be flying into a hailstorm, but not nearly as bad as it would be if that was up and moving around. Also, your suits all carry a half-dozen cold fusion and antimatter mini-missiles. Just a few of those, in that uncompleted frame, will knock it out completely. The last thing this galaxy needs is one of those roaming around free. By killing that thing, you help us and you." Katsuhito(b) fixes Kiyone(b) with a calm but penetrating look until she nods. "Next round?" Kyoto is third. "An infiltration group.... into the Fourth Reich's capital? Fine by me, but who's on it?" "Well, you're leading it, so your wife would kill me if she wasn't with you." Kiyone(b) grins at this. "Also, our Princess Ayeka--" "Yes," interjects Ayeka(b). "I have some personal revenge to exact on Nagi." "As do we all," agrees Katsuhito(b). "Also, the Ryoko and Washu from your universe. It's a small group, but the mix of your talents and powers make you the perfect team to hit the center while the Resistance is landing on Earth, Luna, and Mars. Hitting them in so many places they can't get to all of us is always effective." He turns to Colonel Takuya, the Juraian ground forces commander. The scarred, dark-skinned man has elected to maintain his colonelcy even though he wields power equivalent to that of the now-dead *Lord Marshal of the Army. "Colonel, I need your troops to land at the exact same time as the infiltration group. Can you do that?" The colonel nods sharply, with military preciseness. "Yessir. As long as the coordinators--" he nods at Tenchi and Katsuhito(a) "--will keep me up to date." "You got it," replies Tenchi at the same time that his grandfather nods. "Good," responds Katsuhito(b), now turning to the GP officers. The most senior of them is rather young, with long, almost shaggy brown hair, but it's obvious he didn't attain his Detective Captain's bars just with his good looks. "Captain Sagami, where are we to rendezvous with your fleet?" Sagami straightens up. "We have a task force waiting just beyond the outer rim of the Jurai system. They'll rendezvous with the transports, once we've lifted off, and they'll escort us to Anopon Prime, where the rest of the fleet is waiting for us." Katsuhito(b) nods. "Fine, fine." His gaze falls upon Commander Yura, his strike craft commander. "Commander, is your combat wing ready?" The young, blue-haired woman nods. "Commander, as of two hours ago, all 1430 of our fighters, bombers, and gunships were combat ready. Most of them are being loaded onto the Chisako now, along with their pilots." "Very good, " says Katsuhito(b). "Is there anything else we need to discuss, or can we just give the 'go' signal?" Kyoto clears his throat, and Katsuhito(b) turns to look at him. "Yes?" "How many civilians on planet?" asks Kyoto. Colonel Kasumi, the chief of logistics, consults her laptop. "About... eleven thousand." Kyoto nods his thanks to the young lady, and then turns back to Katsuhito(b). "Shouldn't we get those people off planet? Even if we do win this battle, what's left of the Fourth Reich will undoubtedly effect reprisals." Katsuhito(b) hesitates for a moment, then nods. "You're right, I'd almost completely forgotten. The problem is transport space." "I thought you said that you had several dozen transports, capable of carrying five thousand troops each?" "We do, and we could certainly spare the transports, but we need a place to put the troops." Kyoto sighs. "It'll be cramped, but I think we can fit about ten thousand troops aboard Chisako." "Also," interjects Sagami, "The fleet has a number of large transports. Once Chisako has rendezvoused with the fleet, we could simply transfer the troops over to those ships, freeing up Chisako for it's original assignment as a fighter carrier/battlewagon." Katsuhito(b) sighs in contentment. "Alright then, I think we can--" His voice is suddenly cut off by a loud whooping. A holoscreen pops up in front of his place at the table, and on it is a young commo officer. "Sir, we're reading an incoming high-level energy beam, registering at one-hundred thousand mega-cycles, estimated time of impact two minutes!" Katsuhito(b) curses. "Ch'koff de! Just when we were ready to go..." He sighs. "Never thought I'd have to use this..." He flips open a small panel in front of him and presses the large, turquoise button inside. In orbit, directly in the path of the beam, a sparkling image starts to take shape, that of eight glowing blades of white energy, arranged like an eight-pointed star. The emerald-white beam slams into the strange sight like a fast ball into a catcher's mitt. It shimmers for a moment, but holds. Everyone in the briefing room is watching this with amazement. Kyoto is the first to find his voice. "What is that?" he croaks. "That," says Katsuhito(b), "is Jurai's last line of defense. We call it the Fan of the Star Bird. It can absorb staggering amounts of destructive energy, but only for a limited amount of time." "How long?" asks Kiyone(a). Katsuhito(b) studies the computer in front of him. "A beam of that magnitude... about twenty-four hours." "Will that be enough time to get everyone off planet?" asks Kyoto. "It will be, if we hurry," replies the resistance commander. "Kyoto, I want you and your people to get back to Chisako and make as much room as you can. Lord knows you're going to need all the space you can muster." He turns to Takuya. "Colonel, I want you to off load the Fourth and Twelfth Brigades. With those aboard Chisako, we should have enough room for everyone we can find." "We may have a problem," responds Takuya. "Those are our primary heavy-armor units, and we may not be able to fit all their equipment aboard Chisako too." "Do you still have your assault shuttles?" "Yes, but--" "Squeeze everyone aboard Chisako that you can and get the rest aboard the shuttles." Katsuhito(b) turns back to Kyoto. "Can your ship generate a translight field around those shuttles? They're not capable of going superluminal on their own." Kyoto nods. "I think we can. I just need to talk to someone first." He opens his own com-link, and Washu's face appear in the center of the table. "What is it, Kyoto? I'm busy!" "I know, and I'll make this quick. Can Chisako generate a translight field big enough to take a number of small craft with us?" Washu does some quick calculations, and then grins. "Sure! Our speed will be somewhat reduced, but we can do it.... as long as their orbit around us is four hundred meters or more." "Why?" "The gravity of the station's rotating saucers would draw them in like a magnet, and the resulting G-forces would crush them." Kyoto chews his lip for a moment. "How big a field?" "About.... thirty kilometers in every direction. Plenty of room!" "Good work, doc. Now, get everything you can stowed away. We're gonna have about nine or ten thousand guests for dinner." He kills the channel before she can protest. "All taken care of." Katsuhito(b) shakes his head. "I must say, I still find it hard to believe that there is a Washu on our side. I have told you about what the other Washu did for the Nazis, didn't I?" Kyoto nods. "Yeah, she built the dimensional cannon that destroyed Prime Center, designed the bio-weapons that turned everyone on *Megami into mutated idiots, and is now building that damned Reich One. Horrible, but not surprising that Nagi would have someone like that in her inner circle." "Indeed," agrees Katsuhito(b). "Nor that she has the traitor Mihoshi in there, too." "Would you please stop calling me a traitor? I didn't do anything!" wails Mihoshi, prompting Kiyone(a) to wrap her arms around her and comfort her. "It's okay, Mihoshi, they aren't talking about you...." Kiyone(b) whispers in her husband's ear, "She's not that smart, but I definitely prefer this one to the other Mihoshi. This one's a sweetie." * * * Kyoto watches with satisfaction as the last transport lifts off of Jurai's surface. Of the eleven thousand civilians left on planet, all of them have been crowed aboard the transports and sent on to a forest planet in the sacred place of Jurai. At least that bitch Nagi has never had the nerve to stick her nose into that sector of space.... He feels Kiyone(b)'s hand on his shoulder and he turns to see her smiling down at him. "It's time to go, Kyoto." He nods and turns on the engines. Chisako gracefully rises from her hovering position over the base and sails out of the atmosphere. As they join the rest of the transports in accelerating out of system, Kyoto watches the Fan of the Star Bird starting to die. One by one, the glowing blades died out until only one is left in existence. They have barely cleared the projected shock range when the last, lingering blade winks out. Much to everyone's surprise, so does the blast. "What the hell?!" cries Katsuhito(b). "It didn't work! It didn't--" His words are suddenly made hollow by the cries of Hanae, Muriyaki's eldest daughter. "No! Pain.. death... death... darkness... help me, help me... daddy.... " Everyone is shocked by the girl's sudden appearance, but Kyoto just runs to her and takes her up in his arms. "Shhhh... it's alright, it's alright, sweetie... shhh... I'm here...." He gently strokes the back of her neck. "What is it, Hanae?" "Something's coming, daddy, something bad!" Muriyaki suddenly appears on the bridge and runs to her daughter. "My God, Hanae!" She rushes to the young girl and helps Kyoto hold her up. "Oh, my poor, poor baby, are you okay?" Hanae manages a weak smile. "I....I think so, mommy." She snuggles into her mother’s embrace. "Now I am." Kiyone(b) has a look of confusion. "‘Mommy?’ ‘Daddy?" She turns to Kyoto. She had believed that he and Muriyaki had merely been old friends, but...."Kyoto, what’s going on?" Kyoto laughs and hugs Kiyone(b) to him. "Their father--Muriyaki’s husband--died a long time ago. For all intents and purposes, I am their father." After Kyoto had met Kiyone(b), he and Muriyaki had agreed on this story. He kisses his wife. "I’m not involved with anyone else, dear." He turns back to his and Muriyaki’s eldest daughter. "Honey," he whispers gently, "what did you see?" "Something big, daddy," she responds. "It’s evil and powerful and it’s almost here." The sudden stillness on the command deck is shattered by the whirring of the central holoterminal’s printer spitting out hardcopy. Tenchi, the closest to it, makes his way over to the sheaf of paper with Kiyone(a) clutching him. He winces as he reads it. "Uh, Katsuhito, you’d better read this...." Katsuhito(b) reads the printout and sucks in a disbelieving breath. "What the hell? ‘To Resistance Command, Jurai, from listening post Los Alamos, Phobos, Sol. Reich One operational. In fact, it’s been operational for the past six months. Just found this out yesterday. Reich Two the ship being built at Luna. Reich One en route to your position now. Get out, repeat, get out of Jurai ASAP, if not sooner. Good luck, Big K. You’ll need it. We’re getting outta he--’" He looks up. "That’s it. End of transmission. Nagi’s bastards must have got them." Kyoto groans. "That’s it. We’re leaving." He passes a headset over to Katsuhito(b). "Get our people out of here." Katsuhito(b) nods and sets to passing orders over the commo channel. After a few minutes he nods. "The transports have already started moving out." They can see the large, heavy-bellied but lightly-armed transports shifting into lightspace for a ten-second leap to the rim of the system, where Sagami’s task force is waiting. Kyoto is about to have Chisako join them when Jurai’s *L4 point lights up with a flash of magenta light. The light takes shape, a shape that then solidifies into a giant, sharklike form. "Oh, gods, it’s here," croaks Katsuhito(b). Everyone on the bridge (which is rather crowded, considering that there are nearly ten thousand people crammed into every centimeter of spare space, even Washu’s lab) sucks in their breath at the same time. Kyoto is staring--or rather glaring--at the screen. "Katsuhito, do you still have the specs for that sucker?" Katsuhito(b) responds, "Yes. Why do you ask?" Suddenly he realizes. "You’re not serious...." Tenchi had gotten it a moment before Katsuhito(b). "Yes, he is." Kyoto looks steadily at Katsuhito(b), who sighs and slaps a datacard into his hand. "Make it count." The space pirate grins. "Trust me. You’re about to see how powerful this thing is." He slips the card into the holoterminal. "Chisako, arm all gun batteries. Use the datacard to calculate targeting information and feed to gunnery computers. Fire at your discretion." "Yes, Master," answers the computer--in Kiyone’s voice. Kiyone(b) jerks a surprised look at her husband. "Kyoto?" He grins at her. "It’s a wedding gift." "I would have liked a dishwasher better," she quips. Kiyone(a) looks up at Tenchi. What’s my wedding gift gonna be, Tenchi? Whatever you want, but let’s talk about it la-- Both of their attention is grabbed by the slight shaking of the deck. All of Chisako’s weapon batteries are disgorging death in fluorescent colors. Reich One’s giant engine pods start to rupture, spilling coolant fluid and antimatter. The contact of the neon lances of doom ignites the volatile material, and the pods start to detonate.... but not before the mouth of the dying ship splits open and spews out a blindingly white spear of force. The beam strikes the sun, which looks unchanged for a moment, and suddenly explodes into a multidirectional shock wave. "Okay, now we go!" cries out Kyoto, wrenching the trackball/yoke around and sending Chisako spinning on its axis and racing at fifty times the speed of light towards the outer system, the small fleet of assault shuttles barely managing to hang onto the acceleration field. Katsuhito(b), still wearing the headset, screams into the mike, "Light out for Anopon! Do it now!" Evidently Sagami believed him, because the transports and warships go hyperluminal. Chisako is hot on their tail, staying about a half-step ahead of the shock wave. It chases them for about a parsec and a half before finally starting to dissipate. The station skids--literally--to a stop, for assessment of damage. Mihoshi is the first to speak. "Oh, my! What happened?" "Nothing good," responds Kyoto, his arms wrapped around Kiyone(b). "That damned Reich One just killed the Jurai system. Energy output readings suggest.... a dimensional cannon." "That would do it," agrees Katsuhito(b) wearily. "My gods.... our world.... our home...." "One more thing to take revenge on Nagi for," hisses Ayeka(b). "Chisako, damage report," says Kyoto. The computer answers, still in Kiyone’s voice. "No damage. Multiphased dimensional shields bore the brunt. Shields regenerating." Kyoto claps his hands together, starts to turn--and finds himself trapped. Chisako’s command deck is crammed with several times more people than it’s really meant to hold. "Oh, crap...." He hits a commo link to Washu’s lab. "How ya holdin’ up down there?" "My lab!" she shrieks. "My experiments!.... They’re all ruined...." "Sorry about that. We had to outrun a supernova. Can you do something about living accommodations?" "We-ell," she replies, "that’s no problem for a super-genius like me! I can open portals to enough dimensions to hold.... about five thousand people. That oughta give the rest of us room to breathe." "Get on it," he says, closing the link down. He then turns to Katsuhito(b). "How long to Anopon?" "At a cruising speed of about 75 c.... say, about two or three days." "Okay, then. Chisako, go hyperluminal. Stabilize speed at seventy-five c, lock course 123 by 788 by 090. Engage." The star-speckled ebony outside the viewport changes to a swirling miasma of rainbow light as the space station kicks herself into faster-than-light speeds. * * * Washu comes through, as usual. About half the troopers aboard have been crowded through Washu-patented D-portals onto sunny beaches and into cool forests. However, that still leaves about sixty-five hundred people aboard, and even Chisako doesn’t have beds enough for all of them. So, one has to be very careful when walking, for you run the risk of tripping over a sleeping pilot or mechanic around every turn. Even the Masaki house is not exempt from this crowding. Consequently, most of the original group has had to crowd into Tenchi and Kiyone’s room. Washu has beamed in several large bunk beds to make sleeping easier. Tenchi is watching, dejectedly, as all his free space is taken up. "My room....my room....my--oh, sorry, Kiyone....our room....our room...." Kiyone looks even less happy. Her favorite part of the day is bedtime, when she can curl up alone in Tenchi’s arms and cuddle with him, and now that happy private time is snatched away from them. "How much farther to Anopon Prime?" "Kyoto said we’ll only have to do this for another couple of days," replies Katsuhito(a). He smiles at his grandson and probable granddaughter-in-law. "At least you two still get the big bed. It’s only fair, considering that it is your room." "This isn’t so bad," remarks Nobuyuki. "Stuff like this brings a family closer." "Yeah!" giggles Mihoshi. "It’s just like a slumber party....except there’re guys here!" "That’s the best part," murmurs Kiyone, looking up at Tenchi. She smiles and pats the spot on the bed next to her. "There’s plenty of room, Tenchi...." Sasami makes a playful face as Tenchi stretches out next to Kiyone and pulls her on top of him. "Don’t be naughty! You’re not alone, you know!" Kiyone sighs and rolls off of Tenchi, but his arms are still around her, and she rests her head on his chest. "Ready for bed, Tenchi?" Sasami suddenly climbs onto the bed, curling up on Tenchi’s other side. "Now I know you two won’t be dirty! You wouldn’t do anything with a little girl in your bed!" Both Tenchi and Kiyone sigh. Maybe we should find somewhere else to sleep, Kiyone? he suggests. Kiyone nods and smiles. Maybe Sasami’s right, though, Tenchi. If we’re alone, we might be tempted to be....naughty. Like I’m not now? he quips. So am I, but Sasami is here. Let’s just go to sleep. Kiyone leans up and kisses her fiancé. What do you want to dream about tonight, Tenchi? What Tenchi would have said quickly becomes academic as Ryoko suddenly appears over them, glaring at Kiyone. "What the hell’s goin’ on here, Tenchi?" "Nothing," retorts Tenchi. "Ryoko, come down and go to bed." "All right, Tenchi." Ryoko drops onto the bed and pushes Kiyone away from Tenchi. "You wanna cuddle, Tenchi?" Tenchi glares at her before pushing her away and pulling Kiyone back onto the bed. "No, Ryoko. There’re plenty of bunks over there, you can have one all to yourself." Before Ryoko can respond to this Ayeka gets out of her bunk and storms over to the bed. "Lord Tenchi! What are you doing with them?" "Kiyone and I are trying to sleep," responds Tenchi with not a little surliness. "No!" protests Ryoko. "You want to sleep with me, don’t you, Tenchi?" "Sorry, but no. I just want to sleep." Tenchi rolls over, sprawling himself across Kiyone, who sighs in contentment. Ayeka glares at Kiyone. "Don’t enjoy yourself too much, commoner. You realize Tenchi’s merely having fun with you. He’s going to marry me." "No, I’m not." Tenchi holds up Kiyone’s left hand. On the ring finger is a gold band with a diamond solitaire. "I’m gonna marry Kiyone." The entire room is silent, as everyone peers out of their bunks to see. Mihoshi, still in her bed, breaks the silence. "I’m so moved!" she sobs happily. "Congratulations, you two! I just know you two will be happy together!" Sasami giggles and cheers. "Yay! Does this mean you’ll be my aunt, Kiyone?" Kiyone smiles at Sasami and nods. Ayeka is thunderstruck. "Lord Tenchi! How can you do this?" Tenchi looks at her calmly. "It’s my understanding that an Emperor or Empress of Jurai can choose whoever they want as their Empress or Emperor." For the second time in as many minutes, Ayeka is shocked. When she finally recovers her voice, she stammers, "L-L-Lord Tenchi, how....why....when did you change your mind?" Tenchi rolls off of Kiyone, who immediately rolls halfway onto him. "When Kiyone and I became a couple." "Well done, Tenchi!" exults Nobuyuki. "Finally! I’m going to have grandchildren!" "Not for a while," hedges Kiyone, still unwilling to tell anyone but Tenchi and Kyoto about her condition. Tenchi looks tenderly at Ayeka and Ryoko. "I’m sorry, you two. Really. But I love Kiyone, and she loves me. Do you expect me to leave her?" "Well...." they both start. "Seriously!" he barks, in a tone that shocks everyone in the room. After a moment, the two girls shake their heads. "All right then," he says quietly. "Let’s get to sleep now. Grandpa, could you get the lights?" "Of course," intones Katsuhito. He snaps the switch and the room is plunged into darkness. Kiyone sighs and pulls Tenchi back on top of her. "I believe you were going to kiss me goodnight?" she whispers innocently. Actually, he replies in mindlink, I think you mean I was going to kiss you all night. He starts to nibble at her collarbone, and she sighs, louder this time. Oh, Tenchi, that feels good, that feels good. She is about to say more when she feels him suddenly pressing down on her heavily. Tenchi! she gasps, feeling a mixture of pleasure and slight pain. What brought that on? Someone’s on my back, he manages. Next thing Tenchi knows, he’s being pulled off of Kiyone. The firmness of the breasts pressing into his back tells him that it can only be Ryoko. "Ryoko! Let go of me!" "Tenchi, you don’t want that little girl," she chides. "What you want is a real woman, a woman who can--" Ayeka suddenly grabs Tenchi’s left arm. "Lord Tenchi, come with me! It’s me you want to be with don’t you?" "Shut up, you silly princess," snarls Ryoko. "It’s me he wants." She gives Tenchi’s right arm a tug. "Rii-ight, Tenchi?" "No, you foul woman!" cries Ayeka. "Lord Tenchi, you want to be with me, don’t y--" Both girls yelp and fall back as Tenchi yanks his arms free of both of them. "Cut it out, you two!" he snaps in a voice would sound equally appropriate coming from a burning bush. "Did you not hear me a few minutes ago? I said I love Kiyone and I’m gonna marry her. This eternal argument of yours is over." He glares at them. "Everyone off my bed. Now!" He turns to Kiyone and Sasami. "You two can stay, but Ryoko and Ayeka....off. Now. Go." The princess and the pirate meekly crawl off of the bed and over to their own bunks. Kiyone sighs and wraps her arms around Tenchi. "I’m sorry you had to do that," she murmurs. Tenchi shakes his head and pulls her close. "So am I. What will it take to get it through their heads that I’m taken?" "You wanna go and sleep somewhere else?" she asks quietly. "Yes, Kiyone, I do, but not till everyone else is asleep." Tenchi gently kisses her forehead. "Just wait awhile, love, just wait." Ayeka is in heaven. Finally she has Tenchi all to herself. She knew his fling with that impertinent Kiyone wouldn’t last forever. She is nibbling on his neck (He tastes just like I thought he would, she thinks) and she starts to work down onto his chest.... His chest. His breasts. "When did Tenchi grow breasts?" she wonders. She moves a hand up to his chest and squeezes....and her heart grows cold as she recognizes Ryoko’s voice moaning in delight! She jerks her hand away and screams. A few moments before, Ryoko was in heaven. Tenchi was kissing her neck and fondling her breasts....and she is suddenly awakened by Ayeka’s shrill cry. She sits bolt upright and slams her head into Ayeka’s, and both women scream as they realize that Ayeka is straddling Ryoko. Suddenly they hear Mihoshi say, "Oh, my!" They turn to see everyone staring, wide-eyed and open-mouthed, at them. Mihoshi breaks the silence. "Oh, my!" she repeats. "Ayeka, have you and Ryoko gotten so desperate that you’re sleeping with each other now?" Ryoko quickly pushes Ayeka off of her, and the princess falls unceremoniously to the floor. Sasami peeks out of the bunk she had appropriated from Ayeka. "Where’re Kiyone and Tenchi?" Katsuhito stretches and yawns. "They went out around one. They were going to find someplace peaceful to sleep." Both Ayeka and Ryoko are staring blankly at Katsuhito. Ayeka is the first to find her voice. "And you just let them leave, Yosho?" Katsuhito shrugs expressively. "And why should I have stopped them?" Ryoko is off the bed and halfway to the door. "We’ve gotta find them before they....they...." "Start being naughty?" asks Sasami innocently, a wide grin of amusement on her face. Ayeka nods in agreement, and she rushes out the door after Ryoko. Sasami sighs and follows them. "Someone’s gotta keep those two out of trouble." Kiyone and Tenchi had indeed left their room around one A.M., ship’s time. After wandering the ship for about a half-hour, they wandered into one of the smaller arboretum decks and climbed up into one of the larger trees. Set up in the branches was an adult-sized treehouse, furnished like a tropical cottage. Kyoto had told him that he would often adapt the larger trees on Chisako for such use. The couple pulled bottles of juice from the small fridge and circled the single hammock for about twenty minutes. Tenchi was insisting that Kiyone take the hammock while he slept on the floor, while she was saying that there was plenty of room for both of them. Finally, she had pushed him down into it and hopped up on top of him. "See," she whispered playfully as she made herself comfortable on top of him, "I told you it was gonna work, Tenchi!" Tenchi had grinned. "Yeah, you told me." He hugged Kiyone close and she sighed in contentment. He had fallen half-asleep when he’d heard her murmur something. Gently brushing his lips across her forehead, he’d asked, "What is it?" "Just a saying from my world," she responded, snuggling in closer to him. "Funny," he whispered, "I know nothing about your world. What’s it’s name?" "Megami," she replied. She suddenly looked up as he chuckled. "What’s so funny?" Tenchi covered his mouth until the laughter stopped. "Sorry, Kiyone. In Japan, that word means ‘goddess.’ I was thinking that it’s ironic that my fianceé, the girl who is so perfect she must be a goddess--" this drew a delighted giggle from Kiyone "--is from a planet named after a goddess." He looked at her intently. "Incidentally, what does your name mean, anyway? In Japan, there’s an almost identical word that means ‘conscience.’" "On Megami, my name means ‘*cherished love,’" she had replied. "That’s beautiful," whispered Tenchi. "But what was the saying?" "My name leads into it, in a way," Kiyone had answered. "But for the answer, I will charge you a kiss." Tenchi had promptly paid with three long kisses. "That oughta cover any other charges," he had grinned. "Not that I mind paying...." Kiyone had beamed up at her fiancé. "I like the way you pay, Tenchi. Anyway, this is a saying said between a husband and wife, or very close lovers. It’s very serious; just murmuring it is tantamount to a proposal and it usually accompanies one." She sighed and rested her head on Tenchi’s shoulder. "Arei tai yone ro komi, Tenchi-yon. It means, ‘you are the heart of my life, my beloved Tenchi.’" "I like the sound of it," he said softly. "And what do I call you?" "The man calls the woman yoni, and the woman calls the man yon." "All right then...." Tenchi looked affectionately at her. How did you say it....Arei tai yone ro komi, Kiyone-yoni. Did I get it right? Kiyone, tears of happiness starting to fall from her eyes, nods enthusiastically. Yes, my Tenchi-yon, you got it perfect. Tenchi’s arms lock tight around her, and her eyes start to close. I was so afraid....I never thought I’d find someone to call me that....to say that to me.... Don’t worry, love, he soothed, I’ll always be here, forever and ever.... When Ayeka, Ryoko, and Sasami had finally found them, around eight A.M., ship’s time, they were fast asleep, Kiyone curled up in Tenchi’s lap like a little girl blissfully asleep with her father watching over her. "Oh, how sweet!" coos Sasami. "Look at them! They look so peaceful and happy!" Ayeka is still fuming. "How dare she! How dare that....that policewoman steal my Tenchi away!" "Ayeka, you never had him," reminds Sasami innocently. "That’s right, Princess," chortles Ryoko. "Tenchi is mine!" "I don’t think he chose you either," admonishes Sasami teasingly. "Tenchi’s just confused," cries Ayeka. "Once he comes to his senses--" "Would you two please be quiet?" interrupts Tenchi softly. "Kiyone’s trying to sleep." "It’s all right, Tenchi," replies Kiyone sleepily. She gives him a long kiss that makes Sasami giggle, and Ryoko and Ayeka go red with fury. Finally she breaks away. "Good morning, Tenchi." She looks around. "Morning, girls. What’s up?" "It’s breakfast time!" replies Sasami brightly. "Oh, good! I’m starved!" She rises from the hammock. Tenchi bounces out and to his feet. "Is there any particular reason you two went looking for us?" Ryoko and Ayeka open and close their mouths several times before sighing and climbing out of the treehouse. Tenchi turns to look at Sasami. "What are they up to, Sasami?" "They thought you two were being naughty or something," teases Sasami. "Are you gonna have a...." Her voice trails off at the pained look on Kiyone’s face. "What’s wrong, Kiyone?" Kiyone smiles sadly. "Have you heard of RS syndrome, Sasami?" Sasami nods, and she suddenly gasps, her eyes as large as galaxies. "You mean you can’t have children?" Kiyone nods, and Sasami’s eyes start to well up with tears. She abruptly starts sobbing and surges forward, burying her face in Kiyone’s lower chest (far more substantial than Ayeka’s.) "I’m sorry, Kiyone," she sniffles. "If I’d known, I wouldn’t have made all those silly jokes about being an aunt. I’m sorry, I’m sorry...." Kiyone hugs Sasami and strokes the back of her head gently. "It’s all right, Sasami. You didn’t know, and this....Tenchi and I can live with this. We’ll probably end up adopting." Tenchi has an arm wrapped around Kiyone’s waist, and he places the free arm around Sasami. Still sniffling a little, Sasami looks up at Tenchi. "So, you two will adopt a child?" Tenchi nods. "Someday." Sasami snuggles in closer to Tenchi and Kiyone. "Would you two adopt me?" Tenchi and Kiyone are initially shocked. After a few minutes, Tenchi slips into mindlink. What do you think, Kiyone-yoni? Kiyone smiles. I think I’d like to have a daughter like Sasami. Far better than Ayeka, huh, Tenchi-yon? There is that. So.... Tenchi hugs Kiyone and Sasami closer to him and kisses both girls on the forehead. "Yes, Sasami. Welcome home." Sasami’s entire form seems to light up. "Yay!!!" She hugs her new parents tightly. "It’ll be good to have a mommy and daddy." Now you’ll have two girls calling you "daddy," huh, Tenchi? teases Kiyone. Lucky me, quips Tenchi playfully, holding his new family in his arms. Fortunately for the occupants of Chisako, the transit to Anopon Prime goes off without a hitch, and the next day the mobile space station is arriving in a system literally filled with Galaxy Police starships. Many are the huge, heavily-armed and -armored heavy cruisers; others are the asteroid-sized superdreadnoughts packing firepower enough to destroy anything smaller than itself; but most are the agile, moderately-armed fast-patrol ships like Kiyone and Mihoshi’s own Yagami. The final meeting of the senior officers (which includes Tenchi and company) is on an old space station orbiting a dirty-brown sphere. Once upon a time, this was a lush jade marble called Anopon Center; now it is a dead world. They are meeting with the GP fleet commander, the last surviving Detective Chief, and he is the last person they expected. Kagato, a Detective Chief with the Galaxy Police and the commander of the Fourth Federated Fleet, stretches and yawns. He looks much like the arrogant, green-haired pretender to the Jurai throne that had caused them so much trouble, but there is a distinct difference. His bearing is more relaxed, faint amusement in his eyes instead of contempt, and the GP executive’s uniform seems to suit him better than the dark royal robes than the other Kagato. Later, Katsuhito(a) would comment that this man was far more like the Kagato he knew in his youth. Right now he is discreetly looking over the new arrivals. "Well, if I didn’t know better, I’d say I was seeing some ghosts." He smiles. "Welcome. Anyone who’d help us take down the Fourth Reich must be all right." Kyoto reaches his hand out and shakes Kagato’s. "Thank you. We’re glad to help." He introduces the rest of his group, ending with a gorgeous young lady in an extremely form-fitting jumpsuit and a fat, light gray Ohki with an eyepatch. Kagato squints at the second sight. "An Ohki. Haven’t seen one since Hitler had the Ohki World pounded into dust." The cabbit wrinkles its nose. "Buddy, a tip. Use some breath mints." Kagato yelps and jumps up. "It talks!" "Yes," smiles Kyoto. "Meet the last two principal members of our group. Muriyaki Kushiragi, queen-mother of the *Sha’yla Sha’yla, or the ship-women, and Chi-ohki, the pirate lord of the Ohkis." Kagato manages a smile. "Pleased to meet you....I think....but....not to be rude, but....what do you do?" "Since you recognized Chi-ohki’s species," answers Muriyaki sweetly, "You know what his species does. Mine does much the same. My daughters and I can increase the size of the fleet by nearly 75%, and with the help of Chi-ohki and his brood, it will nearly double." Kagato gulps. "Wow....thank you. Thank you all very much." He turns to Katsuhito(b). "You got the camera footage of Jurai’s destruction?" Katsuhito(b) nods and passes him an inforod. Kagato places it in a slot on his terminal and views the results. "My god....so they actually did it....they’ve actually destroyed an entire solar system...." "We made sure they didn’t get away," says Tenchi quietly. Kagato smiles sadly at that. "And I thank you for that. At least our homeworld’s murderers died with their target. But the ones ultimately responsible are still unharmed." "Changing that is why we’re here," puts in Kiyone(a). "Quite right." He taps a sequence into his computer, and a holo of the Sol system appears. "We will be splitting the fleet, which will be bolstered by the kind assistance of Lady Muriyaki and Chi-ohki--" he nods his thanks and acknowledgments at them "--into five groups. Three of these groups will be charged with safely escorting the transports in to their targets, and providing covering fire for the troops and transports once landfall has been made. The fourth will take up position between Luna and Mars, to forestall any reinforcements from arriving. The fifth will concentrate on hitting the naval base at Sirius, to hopefully divert more of the fleet away from Earth. That system is their primary deployment center, so they have to take any assault seriously." "I could use a slice of cheesecake from Sirius," murmurs Yura almost inaudibly. Kagato throws a lopsided smile at her. "We’ll see what we can do." His lighthearted tone, and the tongue she sticks out at him, makes it quite clear that the two of them are married, or at the very least lovers. His attention is drawn back to Muriyaki. "Lady Muriyaki, since you and Chi-ohki are contributing so much to this, you get to choose where your....people are assigned." "We’ll take the escort and defense positions," she responds. "Good. How many strike craft did you bring with you, hon--I mean, Commander Yura?" She smiles sweetly at the near-slip. "About fourteen-hundred thirty. Do you still have the two thousand?" "Yes, so that makes....damn near thirty-five hundred. I assume you’ll be flying lead?" Yura is about to respond in the affirmative when Katsuhito(b) interrupts. "She’ll be staying aboard Chisako to coordinate fighter ops with Commander Tenchi. I’ll be leading the flight wing." There is an immediate uproar at this, and no one is up and roaring as loudly as Kiyone(b) and Kagato. "Katsuhito, you can’t be serious. You’re--" "Fully aware of what I’m doing. All of you have accepted the fact that you may well die in the next few days. It’s my turn. I still owe them for the deaths of my wife and daughter, and I’m gonna take my payback with my own hands." The sheer viciousness of his words shock everyone, and shakes himself and smiles. "Relax. I’m not gonna drop the cause for some personal vengeance. But I can’t ask you to go out and die for something I’m not going to." "And we launch when?" asks Kyoto. Kagato and Katsuhito(b) speak quietly for a moment, then look up. "Three days." After the briefing, Tenchi pulls his grandfather aside to talk to him about something. "Go on ahead back to Chisako," he tells Kiyone(a). "I’ll be along soon." Mystified, she does so. She’s walking along the corridor back to the Masaki house when she hears Ryoko’s voice say, "Mind if I walk with you?" "Go right ahead," she responds automatically. "So," says Ryoko conversationally, "how’re you and Tenchi?" "We’re fine," replies Kiyone, her defenses kicking in. Ryoko hasn’t been too happy with her for the past few months. For her to be acting all friendly must mean something’s up. "I, uh, heard about your little problem," says Ryoko, almost as an afterthought. Now Kiyone is on full alert. "What little problem?" "You know....not being able to give Tenchi any children. I am so sorry," she adds, in a completely insincere tone. "Tenchi and I worked it out," protests Kiyone. She knows better than to give Ryoko an opening like this, but, dammit, she’s hit a nerve. "Oh, I know that. Believe it or not, Ayeka and I do know that Tenchi is in love with you, and that he’s never gonna leave you. We hate it, but we have to accept it. Of course, if he is becoming the Emperor of Jurai, he may have to make....compromises." "Compromises," repeats Kiyone in an icy tone. "Well, yeah. An emperor’s gotta have an heir, and....well, you know it’s an old tradition for emperors to have more than one wife." Kiyone suddenly feels anger starting to well up inside of her. Ryoko is still talking. "Oh, I’m sure Tenchi will fight it every step of the way, try everything he can to get out of it, maybe he actually will. But if he doesn’t...." Ryoko grins maliciously. "You may have to share Tenchi with someone else. I am so sorry, Kiyone, I really am...." Kiyone, by now, is ready to commit murder and damn the consequences. She starts to lunge forward at Ryoko, intending to go for her throat.... ....and is suddenly yanked back by Kyoto. "Calm down, Kiyone!" he says in a calm voice. "Kyoto!" she screams. "Did you hear what--" "I heard everything," he says in a strangely soothing tone. "You have every right to be pissed. But you know Tenchi. He’d sooner kill himself than look at anyone else. Think, Kiyone. How much of this is just Ryoko’s jealousy talking? Let me handle this." Kiyone, still seething with anger, slumps to the floor, still glaring at Ryoko. That anger changes to shock when she sees Kyoto give Ryoko a punch that sends her flying back down the corridor. However, Ryoko is undamaged, and she bounces to her feet, looking quite pissed. "What the hell was that for?!" She glares at Kyoto. "I guess you’ll just stand up for anyone who wears your precious little GP’s face, won’t you?" The sneer is replaced by a yelp of surprise as Kyoto lifts her into the air by the collar of her tunic-dress and slams her back into the wall. "Hey!" "Can’t you and Ayeka get it!" he hisses. "Do you two ever wonder why Tenchi chose Kiyone?" He glares at Ryoko. "Did you ever think that maybe he wanted something that he saw in her but not in you two?" He shakes his head. "No. I guess you didn’t." He softens his voice. "Look, I’m sorry. I’m sorry that Tenchi doesn’t love you. But if you love him, shouldn’t you let him go? Don’t you want him to be happy, even if you’re not the one making him happy?" He gently sets her on the floor and vanishes. "Are you all right?" Ryoko looks up to see Kiyone offering her a hand up. The look on her face is one of concern, not anger or gloating. Tenchi really has worked a change on her, thinks Ryoko. She accepts the hand. "Thank you, Kiyone. Yeah, I’m okay." Once on her feet, she slumps against the wall and sighs. After a few moments, she forces herself to look at Kiyone. "Kiyone, I....I....I’m sorry. I’m sorry for all the trouble I’ve put you through. It’s just--" she sighs "--when I see you and Tenchi together, you two just....fit. The look in his eyes when he’s with you--he’s happier than I’ve ever seen him." A sad smile surfaces on her face. "You won. Just--just promise me that you’ll never hurt him. Promise me that, and I’ll do my best to control myself." Kiyone’s face carries a look of surprise, but she quickly nods. "It’s okay, Ryoko, it’s okay. Of course I’ll never hurt Tenchi, I promise. I....I wish there was...." Ryoko shrugs. "So do I. Maybe....maybe the next dimension will have a Tenchi or Kyoto that needs someone. Maybe....I could be that someone." "What about Kyoto?" asks Kiyone gently. "I...." Ryoko doesn’t answer right away. "I think....soon after you and Tenchi started getting really serious, Kyoto....didn’t seem so bad to me. At first, it was ‘cause there was no one else to chase, but as time wore on....I was just about to tell him when he and the other Kiyone fell and married....I hope there’s a dimension out there for me." She pats Kiyone on the shoulder. "Take care of our Tenchi." Ryoko then vanishes. In their room an hour later, Kiyone is telling Tenchi what happened, and he is totally shocked. Finally he shakes his head. "I’m sorry Ryoko put you through that, but at least she’ll leave you alone now." "I’m all right," whispers Kiyone. She snuggles closer to Tenchi and kisses him. "So, what were you talking to your grandpa about?" "About us," he replies. "I got the impression that he approved of me," comments Kiyone. "Oh, he does, he does. I was talking to him about him marrying us tonight." Kiyone looks at Tenchi in shock. "Tonight?" Tenchi nods. "If that’s okay with you." "Yes, yes, it is," insists Kiyone. "But why now?" "Because, quite frankly, we may not live long enough to reach home and have a big, fancy wedding. I want you to be my wife, Kiyone." Tenchi smiles at her. "If I have to die, I want to know that you were my wife, if only for a couple of nights. Please?" Kiyone fakes a pout, then grins. "As if I could deny you anything, Tenchi. Do I need to wear anything special?" How about that little schoolgirl’s outfit? suggests Tenchi playfully. Laughing, Kiyone pushes Tenchi down on the bed and curls up half-on-top of him. I’ll wear that for you after the ceremony. Even if it won’t be a long honeymoon, I’ll make it a good one, Tenchi. In the Masaki shrine--which Kyoto had been kind enough to duplicate--Katsuhito(a) is making tea for his two visitors. "So. You two want to get married tonight?" Tenchi nods. "I’ve told you all this before, Grandpa. We don’t know if we’ll live through the next few days, so we want to be married, now, if possible." Katsuhito(a) continues making tea, finally finishing and serving it to Tenchi and Kiyone. After they have emptied their cups, he says, "All right. I assume that you two have no witnesses and no formal wear." Tenchi and Kiyone are dressed quite nicely --Tenchi in stone-gray slacks, a light-blue shirt, dark tie, and black *haori and Kiyone in a knee-length pleated dark gray skirt and her blue-and-gold GP dress jacket--but not quite in formal wear by any standards. They both nod. "Now," continues Katsuhito(a), "There is something I need to ask you. You don’t have to answer, but I really am curious. Are you two still...." He lets the uncompleted sentence hang in the air. Tenchi and Kiyone both turn red and start to speak several times before finally Kiyone finally stammers, "Y-Y-Yes, Lord Yosho, we’re still virgins." Katsuhito(a) suddenly slumps in relief. "Oh, good. That’s good, you two. Believe it or not, Tenchi, I wasn’t....you know....when I got married. I had been engaged on Jurai, but she died in an accident a little while before my first fight with Kagato, and we had been lovers." Tenchi and Kiyone both look shocked. "Lord Yosho," begins Kiyone, "we had no--" "Call me Grandpa," insists Katsuhito(a). "No one else knows. Oh, by the way, Tenchi, did you know that your parents actually were virgins on their wed--" "Grandpa!" screams Tenchi. "Kiyone and I didn’t need to know that!" "Oh, sorry." Katsuhito(a) produces a small ceremonial saucer and pours some saké into it. "We’ll make it quick and simple. Kneel in front of the altar." Tenchi and Kiyone immediately obey, and the three of them quickly go through the condensed version of a Japanese wedding ceremony, ending with the passing of the saké cup between the bride and groom. Katsuhito(a) is about to declare them married when Tenchi sweeps his new bride up in his arms and Kiyone presses her lips to his. "I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Makibi," he says dryly. "Makibi?" repeats Kiyone. "In the religion that Grandpa’s a priest in, it’s a custom for the man to take the woman’s last name," explains Tenchi. "But in the rest of the galaxy, the woman takes the man’s last name," protests Kiyone. "As is the case on the rest of Earth and on Jurai," agrees Katsuhito(a). "So, in this case, it’s more a personal choice than anything. Who wants whose last name?" "Whatever Kiyone wants is fine with me," replies Tenchi. "And I want to be Mrs. Masaki," asserts Kiyone. "Fine, then," chuckles Katsuhito(a). "Tenchi, I now pronounce you and Kiyone Mr. and Mrs. Masaki." The newly-minted Kiyone Masaki can hardly control herself until she and Tenchi make it back to their room. Once inside she pushes Tenchi down on the bed and starts pulling his clothing off. The haori is the first to come off, and she has his tie off and his shirt unbuttoned before his inertia disappears. Tenchi rolls on top of her and slowly undoes and removes her jacket, exposing the white button-down blouse underneath. The material is somewhat translucent, and he can see the shape of a pink lace bra underneath. He is about to reach for the first button when he suddenly stops, almost frozen. She is smiling up at him. "What’s wrong, Tenchi? We’re married now. We can go as far as we want, as much as we want." Tenchi has frozen up again. The knowledge that he is on the threshold of his dreams seems to have paralyzed him. Kiyone sits up, her hands deftly unbuttoning the blouse. It falls away, and Tenchi finds himself staring at his wife’s almost perfect breasts, barely hidden by the flimsy material of the bra. Sweat starts to trickle down his neck. "Tenchi...." She is sitting in his lap now, her arms around his neck, and she’s kissing him. Tenchi, what’s wrong? We’re all alone, we’re all legal now. There’s nothing to be afraid of. Sorry, angel, he responds. I guess I’m just nervous. This is my first time. Kiyone smiles lovingly at him. I’ll be gentle, love. We can go nice and slow, as long as you want, as much as you want. Tenchi, I’ve been looking forward to this too. She reaches his hand behind her waist and closes two fingers on the zipper. Automatically his hand pulls it down and she wriggles out of her skirt. The skimpy lace panties underneath match the bra perfectly, and neither is modest by any stretch of the imagination. Kiyone moves around till she’s straddling her husband, and she presses her lips to his until his body responds to hers. She pushes his shirt off and undoes his belt, then pushes his pants down, leaving him in his shorts. He rolls back on top of her, and her legs are around his waist now. She’s looking up at him, her eyes sparkling with anticipation. Oooh, daddy, gonna spend some quality time with your little girl? Tenchi winces, trying to ignore the uncomfortable fact that Kiyone playing the little girl who really loves her Daddy actually....excites him. Kiyone, I-- Please, daddy? Kiyone pushes his right hand up under her left bra cup, and his hand starts to squeeze. She arches her back and starts to whimper. Please, daddy? Your little girl’s been dreaming about you all day long.... Well, all right.... Giving in at last, Tenchi falls upon Kiyone and they disappear underneath the covers. Kagato sighs as he watches the first task force, the one bound for Sirius, go hyperluminal. "Wish I was going with them," he murmurs. "Then I wouldn’t feel so much like I was sending a quarter million people out to die." "You’re not the only one feeling guilty," reminds Katsuhito(b). "At least you’ll be with the rest of us in the thick of it." "One way or another, tomorrow’ll be a hell of a day," comments Kyoto. "So it’s T-minus....what?" Kagato checks his display. "Twenty hours. Most likely everyone is doing what they need to get themselves ready for tomorrow. Which reminds me...." He rises from behind his desk. "I promised Yura I’d make her dinner tonight." Kagato is right on the money. Throughout the fleet, as well as aboard Kagato’s command station and Chisako, nearly ten million men, women, and nonhumans are making their peace with their maker or with each other. In their room in the Masaki house, Kiyone and Tenchi are holding each other in the dark. They have spent the past two days, when not being briefed or making sure all was ready for their own separate roles in the battle, passionately making love, as if knowing for sure that this would be their last night together, and both are delighted that the experience was as wonderful as they imagined it would be. Right now they are between sessions of lovemaking, gathering strength for the next one. Was it good for you, Tenchi-yon? asks Kiyone, still quaking with pleasure. Always, Mrs. Masaki, always. Tenchi kisses Kiyone on the forehead. I wish....I wish there was some way I could get you and Sasami out of this, keep you two safe. So do I, but at least aboard Chisako, you’ll be able to keep her safe with you. Kiyone snorts gently. Why do I get the feeling that even good news is bad? You mean the rewriting of your mission? queries Tenchi. Exactly. After the incident with Reich One, Kiyone had been given, in addition to the three PA suits, two hundred fighters and bombers, as well as a flight of twenty Yagami-class fast patrol ships. Unfortunately, the scope of her raid had been expanded to the entire Lunar shipyard complex. You want me to try to get a coupla battlewagons assigned to you? offers Tenchi. Thank you, Tenchi-yon, but what I have oughta be enough. Kiyone looks up at him and smiles lustfully. Enough shop talk. I believe you were going to give me some special personal training, Tenchi-sensei? You’re my favorite student, Miss Kiyone. Tenchi’s desire has also returned, and pulls his wife down onto the bed. Chisako’s hull is lined with large viewports. Most are connected to the arboretums, but many have small, private observation rooms, perfect for solitary contemplation. Nobuyuki is doing just that, with the aid of Suntory whiskey. He’s relatively lucky, his duties tomorrow being limited to assisting Mitsuki in the medical center, but he’s still not guzzling the potent liquid, wishing to have a somewhat clear head in the morning. Slumped in a large, recliner-type chair, he spends more time looking at the faded photo in his hand than at the stars. Achika, grinning at the camera. Their twelfth wedding anniversary. They had spent it in Tokyo, in the same hotel that they had stayed during their senior trip. This had been taken that night, just before they had fallen on the bed in each other’s arms. Some things you can’t help remembering with almost painful clarity. For Nobuyuki, the most truly painful is that trip. Her laugh, sounding like tinkling crystal. Her voice, musical as a flute: "I can’t wait to see it....your dream house...." She was talking about their house, which was being completed while he took her on this second honeymoon. The taste of her lips pressing against his. The rush of relief and satisfaction as he found her sleeping soundly next to him, as it should be. Her sudden spasms of pain in the restaurant, recalling terrible memories of a similar attack she had had in 1970....their senior trip....the time when they discovered that they wanted to spend the rest of their lives with each other. The mad rush back to Okayama and the hospital, aided by a blessedly reckless taxi driver who had refused the offered double fare, even for going nearly a hundred kilometers out of his way. Spending the next twenty-four hours sitting next to her bed, holding her hand, until she regained consciousness just long enough to say goodbye. Her last words: "My darling Nobuyuki....time has been short....but we lived our lives to the fullest....and there is no one else who I would rather have spent mine with....ai shiteru....ai shi--" The jolting sound of her heart rate abruptly plummeting. The harsh whine of a flat line. The rare falling snow, indelibly etching itself into his mind. Tenchi. Oh, god, that was the worst of all, he thinks. Walking up the steps to the shrine, watching his--their--son playing in the snow, looking happy and carefree. The sudden change when he told Tenchi broke his heart all over again, and he hugged him as much for his own need for comfort as to console his son. Tenchi was never quite so carefree again. Nobuyuki finds it easy to admit that his son started growing up too soon for his liking. The doctors had been unable to pinpoint the cause of her death; simply, everything had started failing for no good reason. Yet somehow, even though Katsuhito was as heartbroken as he, he had sensed something from the old man, as if he had known.... "Nobuyuki." It’s him, standing in the open doorway. "Come on in, Dad. Hope you brought some saké." Nobuyuki squints at the amount of whiskey left. He’s certain that he would have remembered drinking three-quarters of the bottle. Katsuhito(a) drops into a chair next to his son-in-law. He’s only ever seen him like this during late November of each year, when he carries a bouquet of gardenias out to Achika’s grave, or during the rare times that it snows in Okayama. He recognizes the picture. "Dad, tell me something." Nobuyuki pours out his first shot--up till now, he’d been taken swigs right from the bottle--and slowly swallows it. "What do you want to know?" Katsuhito(a) has a feeling he knows what’s coming. "You know what killed Achika." It’s not a question. Katsuhito(a) sighs, having expected this since Nobuyuki found out just who his father-in-law was. "Yes." "I was married to her for nearly twelve years," says Nobuyuki softly. "We dated for four years before that. I never loved anyone else. Even the way I act now....it’s mostly to make sure that no one I might be drawn to comes near me." "Why?" asks Katsuhito(a). He had realized that Nobuyuki’s lechery was mostly an act, but he never knew why his son-in-law had put it on. "Penance." Katsuhito(a) is almost shocked. That was almost the last thing he expected to hear Nobuyuki say....but the more he thinks about it, the more sense it makes. "Penance?" The younger of the two widowers swallows another shot, then nods. "I couldn’t protect her when she needed me. She was lying there dying and I couldn’t do a damned thing." There is fury in Nobuyuki’s voice, but more directed at himself than anyone else. "She....was life to me. I...I almost killed myself on several occasions. The last one was the night before Ryoko and Mihoshi crashed at our doorstep. I figured that maybe Tenchi would be better off just with you. And now....he has Kiyone. You married them a couple nights ago." Katsuhito(a)’s face carries a rare look of shock, but Nobuyuki speaks again. "I was standing right outside. He doesn’t need me anymore. He has his wife by his side and a throne waiting for him." For the first time, Katsuhito(a) notices how much whiskey his son-in-law has consumed--and he remebers the bottle of sleeping pills in the bathroom medicine cabinet. He grabs Nobuyuki’s shoulders. "Nobuyuki, yes, I do know what killed Achika. But there wasn’t anything you could have done to prevent or stop it." "Really." Nobuyuki’s voice carries a surprising iciness as he glares up at Katsuhito(a). "Nobuyuki, she used the power of Jurai to save you and Tenchi." The ice cracks. "Huh?!" "You once told me that there was about twelve hours from that school trip you didn’t remember. Achika reported the same. But I know what happened. Tenchi and the girls traveled back in time to stop Kain, a powerful criminal who had escaped from the Galaxy Police and gone back to 1970, from killing you two. But the plan failed, and you two were sucked into subspace with him. Tenchi, Ayeka, and Ryoko followed and attempted a rescue, but Kain was too powerful. He was about to kill all of you when she unlocked the Jurai power in herself and used Tenchi’s sword to kill Kain and spirit all of you back home." Nobuyuki’s face carries a mixture of shock and guilt. "What....oh my god, it’s my fault." "No, it’s not. If it’s anyone’s fault, it’s Kain’s." "But...." Nobuyuki’s face looks worried again. "Does that mean that when Tenchi uses Jurai’s power...." Katsuhito(a) shakes his head. "Not Tenchi. There is a special Jurai power inside of Tenchi, a power that only the Jurai emperor of a select generation--every thousand years or so--can wield safely. That was the power Achika used. She was successful, but the price she paid was a shorter life. Tenchi can--or will be able to in time--use this power effectively without any danger to his life." Nobuyuki looks very shaken, but he nods. "So....it truly is Tenchi’s destiny to be the Emperor of Jurai?" Katsuhito(a) replies, "It is. And I believe that your and Achika’s son will be a good ruler." He looks intently at Nobuyuki. "But remember, Nobuyuki, it is not your fault--or Tenchi’s, as I’m sure he tells himself every day--that Achika is dead." He produces a large bottle of Anzen. "Here’s that saké you requested." In another of the observation lounges, Ryoko has taken a cue from Nobuyuki. The space pirate has a large bottle of saké in one hand, and a couple more sitting on a nearby table. She has just taken a large swig of the powerful liquor when she hears the door slide open. And then she hears Ayeka’s voice ask, "Mind if I join you?" Ryoko is a bit shocked, but she nods dumbly and motions to the princess. "C’mon in." The hatch snicks shut and Ayeka seats herself in the recliner next to Ryoko. She breaks open a fresh bottle of the rice wine and pours herself a drink. "Thank you." The two sit in a companionable silence for a long moment. Finally the princess speaks. "We’ve lost, haven’t we, Ryoko?" Ryoko nods and sighs. "Yeah, we’ve lost. Would you believe, of everyone else....the only other girl I thought was a threat was Sasami?" "As did I," agrees Ayeka. "I suppose....the important thing is that Tenchi is happy. He does love her, doesn’t he?" Ryoko nods and swallows another mouthful of saké. "Yep. But, strange as this may seem...." She doesn’t quite look Ayeka in the eye. "....I’m kinda glad one of us didn’t win, y’know?" She laughs. "I feel....like I would have been almost sorry to win. Then I would have had to find out how much of my love for Tenchi was real, and how much was just trying to keep him away from you. The way things turned out, I can content myself with the belief that it was completely real." "Strangely enough, I feel the same way," responds Ayeka. "In fact...." She seems rather reluctant to admit this, but she plunges forward. "....this feels like how it’s supposed to be. It wouldn’t have been fair to Tenchi to force him to choose....and it’s comforting to know that if it were one of us, he would be as firm about staying with her as he is about staying with Kiyone." The princess shakes her head. "Did we really expect him to leave her, Ryoko, and would we really have wanted him if he were willing to?" "If he did that, he wouldn’t be Tenchi," concurs Ryoko. Both girls take another drink. Ryoko breaks the silence this time. "Do you realize we’ve been sitting here for the past five minutes without fighting?" Ayeka blinks. "You’re right, we have. This is....different....but...." "But it’s not bad," finishes Ryoko. She grins. "You feel like getting in a fight, Princess?" "No, actually," replies Ayeka. "The past few months....Ryoko, I....I don’t think I....hate you anymore." She says this last part quickly, almost inaudibly. Ryoko is stunned speechless. She tries to draw up her age-old anger towards the normally-haughty princess--and she finds it gone. "I don’t believe it." "No, I’m serious, I don’--" Ryoko shakes her head. "I believe that. What I can’t believe is that....I don’t hate you anymore either." She says this even faster and softer than Ayeka. Another long moment passes as the two enemies grapple with the sudden absence of their mutual hatred. Both start to speak simultaneously several times, but they quickly stop. Finally, Ayeka says, "Well, it will save a lot of money in repairs." "And Tenchi won’t be yelling at us to stop fighting anymore," agrees Ryoko. "You know, though....this doesn’t mean I’ll stop teasing you," she adds with a mischievous grin. "And it is still my duty as a princess of Jurai to persecute the wicked," retorts Ayeka. The two glare at each other, yet, for the first time, there is no real hatred behind it. Ayeka refills her glass and raises it. "To us?" Ryoko smiles and shakes her head. "Next one. The first: ‘To Kiyone.’ The lucky one." The enemies-turned-friends clink glasses. Mihoshi is playing with the two Sasamis in the Ohki saucer. Since its discovery Sasami(a) has spent a lot of time in there, and Sasami(b) has taken a liking to it too. She has a teal-colored Ohki sitting on her head, and it’s mi-yaaing happily. The younger Sasami reaches up and ruffles its fur. "They’re so adorable! They’re no Ohkis left in our universe, Nagi killed them all." She brings the cabbit down from her head and cuddles it in her arms. "Can I take this one with me?" "Sure!" answers Sasami(a). Ryo-ohki is nearby, excitedly gnawing her way through a giant pile of carrots. She then looks up at Mihoshi. "Are you all right, Mihoshi?" "Sure!" answers Mihoshi. Aside from the Sasamis, she is probably the least concerned person in the Anopon Prime system about the upcoming battle. "But aren’t you scared about tomorrow?" asks Sasami(b) worriedly. Like the other Sasami, she has developed an attachment to this "good" Mihoshi. "No," answers Mihoshi confidently. "Kiyone’s leading the mission, and if she runs something, it works right." Sasami(a) climbs into Mihoshi’s lap and hugs her. "Please come back safe, Mihoshi. And please look after Kiyone. She’s gonna be my new mommy, you know." Mihoshi looks surprised. "She is?" Sasami(a) nods. "When she and Tenchi get married, they told me that they’ll adopt me! I’ll have a mommy and daddy again!" "Wow!" says Mihoshi happily. "Will that make me your aunt?" "I think so." Sasami(b) runs over and joins the hug. "Congratulation, Sasami!" Her eyes are sparkling too. "My big brother said that after this battle, he and Kiyone will adopt me! I’ll have a mommy and daddy too!" "I’m so happy!" cries Mihoshi, gathering both young girls up in her arms and hugging them. In Chisako’s medical center, Doc Mitsuki has her feet propped up on her desk and is slowly drinking a glass of Megami ale. Sitting next to the two-liter bottle is a packet of Alka-Sober, for she’ll have the least excuse for being sloshed the next morning. She holds up the crysglass tumbler and regards the amethyst liquid floating inside. The bottle was a birthday gift from her parents on Megami. They told her to save it for a special occasion. She received it via space mail two days before the bombing of Megami. There’s a knock on the open doorframe and she looks up to see Ayeka(b) standing in the doorway, holding a tray of food. "Mind if I join you?" Mitsuki grins at her friend. "Sit down." Ayeka brings a chair over to the desk and sets down the tray. Mitsuki’s mouth starts to water as she sees the two steak platters. "Which is which?" "Yours is the Megami prime, of course." Ayeka regards the bottle. "I hope there’s a spare glass in here." She sees one and pours some ale into it. The two women raise their glasses in a silent toast and start to eat. "You’re with the infiltration group?" asks Mitsuki. Ayeka nods. "I have a vendetta against someone down there." "We all do," reminds Mitsuki. Ayeka doesn’t answer for a moment. Finally, "Mihoshi." "I knew it." Mitsuki sighs. "Look, just don’t do anything stupid. I’ve lost enough friends in this damned war. I don’t need to lose you too." "She didn’t seduce your husband away," growls Ayeka. "No, she didn’t. But you and Tenchi were already separated. You could barely be in the same room with each other." Ayeka opens her mouth to protest but Mitsuki continues. "Tenchi didn’t want to be Emperor, Ayeka. He was happy just being a cop. Did you know that he actually fought his promotion to DirGen? He was afraid of losing touch with the average GP. He didn’t want to be trapped in some ivory tower--" "He wouldn’t have lost touch!" argues Ayeka. "I know--knew--him. He would never have abused his power as Emperor! He was too good a--" "I know that as well as you do," replies Mitsuki. "But he didn’t want to be Emperor. He had his hands full running the Galaxy Police. And I know you weren’t trying to drive him away....but you did. The only reason he was able to put up with it for so long is because he loved you. And remember that it was you that insisted on the separation. And if a girl cuts Tenchi Masaki loose, how many other girls do you think are just waiting to pounce? Don’t you think that if his adored wife--yes, Ayeka, he still loved you, he did till he died, I think--kicked him out for no good reason, there’d be a million girls--young, horny GP girls--willing to give him a shoulder to cry on, or a nice warm bed with a nice warm bedmate? Mihoshi just moved soonest." "I’ll admit to everything you just said. I wasn’t a very good wife, certainly not deserving of the love Tenchi gave me. But none of that changes the fact that he was my husband, and that bitch killed him." "Hey, hey," says Mitsuki, referring to Ayeka’s steadily-growing tone. "I’m sorry, all right? I just want you to keep it in perspective. You’re my best friend. If I was a guy, I’d marry you." She grins at the shocked look on Ayeka’s face. "That caught your attention. Seriously, though, I’ve seen you like this before, right after we got the news of Prime Center’s destruction. Ayeka, you’re about to crack. I’m just afraid that, when you see Mihoshi, you’re gonna rush her and damn the consequences." Ayeka sighs, then takes another bite of her steak. "I’m afraid that I’ll do that, too. But I have to go. I have to face her and....see what happens. I owe Tenchi that much." Mitsuki doesn’t look happy, but she nods. Perhaps the last thing one would expect to see aboard Chisako is a chapel. Yet there is one, in one of the saucers. When Tenchi steps into it, he suddenly feels like he’s in one of those American or British films with the large, forboding Catholic churches, complete with stone gargoyles. Kiyone(a) is somewhat less familiar with such things, and thus she clings to Tenchi’s left arm tightly enough to cut off circulation. While Tenchi is flattered that his wife relies on him for that much protection, his arm is going numb. "Kiyone-yoni....my arm....I can’t feel it...." "I’m scared, Tenchi-yon," she whispers. "I feel like one of those things is gonna swoop down from the ceiling and steal me away from you." She tightens her grip, and Tenchi gives up on that arm. "Can we just go back to our room, Tenchi? It’s nice and safe...." Tenchi links his mind to his beloved’s. I know it’s kinda freaky, my yoni, but I promise you it’s safe, and we’ll go back to our room soon, I promise. I’ll hold you to that, Tenchi-yon. But she loosens her grip enough for feeling to return. She is about to say something more when she hears a sound behind her, and then a deep, ghostly voice intone, "I am the Phantom of the Chapel, and I have come to carry you away." Kiyone(a) screams like a banshee and leaps about four meters into the air before coming down into Tenchi’s arms. It takes her a moment to regain composure, and she is glaring openly at Kyoto. "What the hell was that for?!?!?!?!" Kyoto is laughing. "Sorry, you two. You just looked so serious, I wanted to try and loosen you up." "Couldn’t you have offered them something to eat instead?" quips Kiyone(b), coming up from behind her husband and smacking him on the back of the head. She smiles apologetically. "Sorry about him. He’s just a little anxious about tomorrow. Go on in." Tenchi carries Kiyone(a) into the chapel proper. While there is no preacher, the chamber is filled with people making peace with whatever deities they believe in. They are quite shocked to see both Ayeka and Ryoko kneeling at a Juraian prayer tree, not bickering or even making faces at each other. Mihoshi and the Sasamis are at another one, solemnly praying. Katsuhito(a) and Nobuyuki are kneeling in front of a Shinto altar. Probably talking to Mom or Grandma, thinks Tenchi. After a few moments, they find an unoccupied place and kneel themselves. Kyoto is holding his Kiyone in the dark. Having had their fill of sex, they are merely talking. "So, what do you want to do after the battle?" asks Kiyone, starting to kiss his neck. Kyoto’s drive begins to stir, but he damps it down. "Whatever you wanna do." "No...." She props herself up on one elbow and looks him in the eye. "Are you gonna go with your friends, or...." "Would you come with us?" says Kyoto. After a moment, she shakes her head. "This universe is my home. The traveling might be fun at first, but....this is where I’m needed." "All right then," says Kyoto. "After the battle, I’ll teach Muriyaki and Tenchi how to run Chisako and they can head home themselves....and I’ll stay with you." He looks at her. "How’s that?" Kiyone smiles and answers with a kiss. The harsh buzzing of the alarm jolts Kagato out of a sound sleep. He reaches out and swats the snooze bar with force sufficient to dent the clock. He’s about to turn over when her remembers that Yura is asleep atop him, so he cranes his neck to look at the display. "0600," he murmurs. Yura starts to squirm around. "Kagato-chan...." she says sleepily, her eyes not even fully open, "let’s stay in bed. I don’t wanna get up." Kagato groans at the pleasant sensation of her movements. "Neither do I, love, but we have to." He gently nudges his girlfriend until she rolls off and stumbles toward the shower. 0830. Throughout the Anopon Prime system, nearly sixty thousand warships are ready for battle. Kagato takes a last look over the report from Sirius. So far, so good. He settles back into his command chair. "All ships, this is the Liberator. Commence Operation Blitzkrieg--mark." And the fleet moves. Aboard Chisako, Kyoto is at the helm, with the Katsuhitos are standing next to him. "Let’s move ‘em out. Chisako, match fleet heading and velocity. We’ve got a dictatorship to topple." The young, bored tech at the main sensor console is yawning. Only two more days till leave, he thinks. In his mind, he’s already walking into his favorite brothel in Bradbury City on Mars, heading for his favorite whore, the twelve-year old Juraian girl with big, red eyes and long twin blue ponytails. His lips split open in an obscene smile as he pictures himself pushing her down on the cot and.... His screen suddenly starts beeping, and his daydream is gone. "What the hell? Where did all--" These are the last things he says before the orbital gunnery platform he is stationed on is obliterated. The last thing that Fuhrer Nagi had expected Sol to be threatened by was a fleet of renegade Galaxy Police ships backed with a giant, mobile space station. And that’s exactly what’s dropped in her lap today. The troop carriers advance toward the planets while the capital ships swing around into an escort formation or take up a blockading stance. On Chisako’s command deck, Katsuhito(b), clad in flight gear and carrying a helmet, is giving some last-minute instructions to Katsuhito(a) and Tenchi. "And remember to check every ninety minutes for a burst signal from Sirius. The decoder--" "The decoder is already in the computer," completes Tenchi, "and the access code is ‘summer breeze.’" "Good. And every--" "And every six hours, pull a task group back to the supply base near Phobos to resupply and undergo repairs," replies Katsuhito(a). "We’ve got it. You’d better be getting down to the main hangar bay." "On my way." The resistance leader shakes Tenchi and Katsuhito(a)’s hands. "Thank you both. For everything. Good luck." He rushes for the door and disappears. Tenchi nods. He is clad in his own Juraian combat outfit (author’s note: this is the combat-mode uniform from the OVAs. Much better than the one from the movie.), and he heads for the door also. "I’d better get to launch bay four." "Seeing Kiyone off?" "What kind of husband would I be if I didn’t?" Tenchi steps through the open doorway. Down in hangar bay four, several missions--that is, Kiyone(a)’s and Kyoto’s--are preparing to launch. As Tenchi walks in, he notices Azaka and Kamidake standing, complete with their fighting rods. He smiles. "I didn’t know you guys were going." Azaka shrugs. "We haven’t done much of anything in a while, Lord Tenchi. Time for us to earn our keep." "You guys have earned it a thousand times over, but thanks." "Come to see us off?" asks Ryoko. The anger she’s been struggling with for so long seems to be fading. Tenchi nods. "Yep." He faces everyone in Kyoto’s group. "Please come back safe. All of you are family, and I don’t want to lose any family today. God knows enough good people will die today." Ayeka wanders over. "Good luck, all of you. Oh, and Ryoko....come back alive." This shocks everyone, and so does Ryoko’s grin in response. "You too, Ayeka." Kyoto grins cockily. "As long as I’m running this group, everyone comes back." He and Tenchi shake hands, and Kiyone(b), Ryoko, and Ayeka(b) give him a kiss on the cheek (Tenchi, that is.). Washu hugs Tenchi, and then he shakes the knights’ hands. Kyoto gathers everyone in around him and an aura of light surrounds them, and suddenly they become a white ball of energy and disappear. After a moment, Tenchi turns and walks over to where his Kiyone’s group is prepping. She grins at him. "Tenchi. You came to see us off?" "Like I told them," he says, jerking a thumb at the spot where Kyoto’s group had been a moment before, "you’re family, and I want you all to come back safe." He hugs Ayeka briefly. "Come back safe, Ayeka. It wouldn’t be the same without you and Ryoko bickering." "Thank you, Lord Tenchi," she says sweetly, "but I’m afraid things won’t be quite the same even if we do come back." Tenchi looks confused. "I mean, we aren’t fighting anymore. We’ve sort of made up." She smiles. "Aren’t you glad, Lord Tenchi? No more damage to the house." Tenchi looks surprised, but happy. "That’s great!" He hugs her again. "Take care, Ayeka." She nods, blushing slightly, and scurries to her suit, which matches the color of her hair. He then grins at Mihoshi, who is smiling. "Bye, Tenchi! Have fun!" She hugs him. "Don’t worry," she whispers into his ear, "I’ll take care of Kiyone for you." "You do that, and you come back too," he says. Mihoshi breaks away and clambers into her own green suit. Finally, he turns back to Kiyone, who’s faking a pout. "Tenchi," she teases, "what were you and Mihoshi talking about?" "I was telling her to look after you," he tells her. "Come back safe. I don’t want to become my father." "I wouldn’t want that either," responds Kiyone. She snuggles into his embrace, and links her mind to Tenchi’s. My daddy....Arei tai yone ro komi, Tenchi-yon. Forever and ever. He pulls his wife closer. Always, my Kiyone-yoni. They kiss for what seems like an eternity, and then begin to pull away from each other when Tenchi notices something sticking out of the side pocket of her GP-issue combat suit, which looks like a combination of body armor and a Las Vegas showgirl’s outfit. "Kiyone, what’s thi--oh, my god." He’s looking down....at a picture of himself....asleep....completely undressed. "Kiyone?" She’s blushing, but just a little, not nearly as much as her husband. "I took it while you were asleep. You’re lucky GP cameras develop the pictures instantly, Tenchi-yon, or I might have had to have Washu develop it." The very thought of that makes Tenchi shiver. She holds it up and smiles. "It’s a very good picture, Tenchi-yon. You’re very....photogenic." Tenchi tries to snatch the photo away from Kiyone, but she pulls it out of reach and waggles a finger at him. "This’ll be in my cockpit with me, to remind me what I’m fighting for." After a moment, he sighs. "All right. Just....get rid of it after the battle. Please." "Yes, daddy." She leans up and gives him a long kiss, his arms automatically wrapping around her again. Finally she breaks away. "I love you." "You know I love you," he says simply. She smiles and heads for her suit, which is the color of Sasami’s hair. At the last minute, she runs back to him and presses something into his hands. "These’ll make up for that." She kisses him again and climbs into her suit. Tenchi waits and watches the suits leave and hook up with their planes and patrol ships before opening the package. What he finds inside makes him break out in a sweat and his eyes bug out. In his mind, he can hear Kiyone giggling in delight. You like them, daddy? He is so engrossed in the package’s contents that he doesn’t hear Sasami(a) come up behind him. "Tenchi?" He is so startled that he jumps a meter up before landing on his rump. The package’s contents are scattered across the floor and the young girl is looking at them. When she looks up, her face is filled with surprise and mischief. "Tenchi, why do you have all these pictures of Kiyone in her underwear?" Her impish grin has grown. "Is this what mommies and daddies do with each other?" "Uh....Sasami....give those back..." Tenchi has gathered up all the rest of the pictures--except the one that Sasami is holding in her hand....the one picture that has Kiyone completely in the buff. Sasami wrinkles her nose. "Is this what grown-ups do, Tenchi? If so, then I don’t think I want to grow up." "Just give the picture back, please, Sasami...." Tenchi is reaching for the picture, his cheeks burning red. Sasami looks up at him with the expression of a seasoned barterer. "Are you and Kiyone gonna be too busy doing this to be my mommy and daddy, Tenchi?" "No, no, of course not, now, please just give back the picture...." Tenchi is almost on his knees begging. "Will you two read me stories every night?" Tenchi nods frantically. "Yes, yes, we’ll read you stories every night." "Will you two let me make dinner once a week?" "Uh huh, uh huh...." Sasami racks her brains to see if there is anything else she can extort out of her father-to-be.... "Can I call you two mommy and daddy?" He blinks. "Sure, Sasami. I thought you were gonna in the first place." Sasami’s face takes on an almost comically serious expression as she thinks....finally she nods and hands the picture over. "Here you go." Tenchi slumps, relieved, and he stuffs the pictures into his tunic. "Thank you, Sasami." "You’re welcome," says Sasami. Tenchi is halfway out the door when he hears Sasami call after him, "Hey, Tenchi, I saw those pictures Kiyone took of you!" He spins around, a look of horror on his face. The young princess nods. "Yeah, I snuck a look at them when she wasn’t looking. She must really like seeing you naked, Tenchi, ‘cause she took a lot of pictures!" She looks curious. "One thing, though. What is...." He’s already out the door and running. Kagato is pacing on the bridge of his flagship, the superdreadnought Liberator. So far, the battle has been going well. The vaunted navy of the Fourth Reich has gone downhill since the official end of the war, and no one--apparently, not even Nagi--was expecting Jurai to strike back with this much force, especially not after the planet was destroyed. "Chief!" calls out the com officer. "Message from Chisako, sir; they say that Sagami reported from Sirius: the naval base--and General Nobuyuki--has been completely destroyed!" A round of cheers come up from the bridge crew, and Kagato allows himself a grin. Good job, Sagami. "Good job all around. Tell Commander Tenchi that Katsuhito’s strike force has a green light." The com officer passes on the order, and a myriad of green blips fan out from the clusters of blue stars on the holographic tactical display. "Strike groups away, sir." Kagato nods, his thoughts on Yura. At least you’re safe, honey--relatively. It’s a strange sight, a large fleet of fighter-bombers surrounding a smaller flotilla of patrol ships flanking three powered-armor suits,. Still, thinks Kiyone(a), I could get used to this. She smiles at the picture of Tenchi asleep, and leans up and kisses it at the place that had her husband so red-faced. He is perfect, she thinks with a giggle. I hope he doesn’t find out about the other pictures I took....oh, well, I’ll make it up to him. And I do mean "up".... She pushes the pleasant thought away and opens her commlink. "All ships, this is Knight One. Our targets are right ahead." Floating ahead of the strike group is a collection of starship construction docks, half-completed spacecraft, battle platforms, and in the center of it all, a half-completed monster bearing an uncanny resemblance to Reich One. "Look at the size of that sucker!" comments the fighter commander. "Alright, people, fire at anything that's not us, and good luck!" Kiyone(a) arms her own weapon systems and fires her after-burners. Her suit launches into the fray, with Mihoshi(a) and Ayeka(a) close behind. * * * "Ahhhhhgh!" Another of Nagi's "elite" shock troopers collapses to the floor, a baseball mitt-sized hole in the middle of his chest. Azaka twirls his fighting rod like a gunfighter would his six-shooter. "See, you just didn't deserve to be called a 'knight'." "Your fighting skills have improved since you started taking lessons from Princess Sasami," comments Kamidake. "You might benefit by her training as well, Kamidake," quips the older knight. Everyone in the infiltration team has been racking up their share of kills and more. Ayeka(b)'s skills in both hand-to-hand combat and the wielding of Jurai power, alongside the powers of the two legendary knights, has easily cleared a path for them to Nagi's throne room. And to think we landed in the palace garden just ten minutes ago, thinks Kyoto as he brings Excalibur (the real thing!) around in an arc that slices off the heads of three guards. "Hey, leave some for the rest of us!" protests Washu(a). She has a tiny, snub-nosed .38 in her hand, the kind that you carry in your purse. However, anyone she fires this weapon at ends up with a large crater where they used to stand. "What is that thing, Washu?" asks Kyoto, timidly. "It's a high-resolution, psyonic, anti-- " She cuts herself off at the confused looks. "It's a.... mini-dimensional cannon!" "Oh..... damn!" He turns his head in time to watch Kiyone(b) bending over. She is gathering up the keycards from the various soldiers and duty-men. She jerks upright when she feels a warm body pressing up against her. She smiles, standing up, and pats him on the face. "We can do that later." She gives him a long succession of suffocating kisses, each drawing more airtime than the last. This leaves Kyoto a sagging shambles of tittering nerves. "Man, you two just never get enough!" quips Ryoko, drawing a glare from the devoted couple. She, however, is unperturbed. "What are you, Tenchi and the other Kiyone?" Washu is glaring at the whole thing. "We don't have all day, let's go in!" She motions at the large set of double doors at the far end of the hallway. "Ladies first," quips Kyoto, motioning to Washu(a). "Stick it up your--" Washu(a) is silenced by Ryoko clamping a hand over her mouth. Ryoko grins. "The time for insults has passed. Let's go kill some bad guys." * * * On Chisako's bridge, Tenchi is scrolling through the various displays and reports. While he is doing his best to give full attention to each piece of information, he can't help focusing on the reports from Kiyone's group. At least she's safe so far... "Would you like some tea, Tenchi?" Tenchi turns and smiles down on his soon-to-be daughter. "Thank you, Sasami." He takes the cup and kisses her on the forehead. Sasami giggles and skips off, probably to play with a few of the young Ohkis who weren't allowed to go into battle. "What was that all about?" asks Katsuhito(a), walking over from his console. "We decided to adopt Sasami... if we ever make it back home." Tenchi grins. "So, you've already met your great-granddaughter, Grandpa." "She'll make a fine great-granddaughter," approves Katsuhito(a). "Just one question, though. She was walking around, asking questions about some pictures you had of Kiyone....and some pictures she had of you...." Tenchi blushes. "Uh, well, y'see--" "Oh, don't worry about it," reassures Katsuhito(a). "But I think she picked up a term that I'm not sure of the meaning of. Tell me, what does 'well hung' mean?" Tenchi groans and hangs his head, suddenly becoming very interested in the battle reports. "Oh, look at that, another Fourth Reich ship blown away, how spe--" He suddenly hears something disturbing over his headset and he presses the earpiece flush against his ear. "Oh, my god, Grandpa,....the other you's....dead...." "Oh my god, they killed Kenny! Get those bastards!" The three wingmates of the dead F/A-45 Tigerhawk fighter-bomber swung around to take out their partner’s assassin. Katsuhito(b) would have tried to stop them, but it wouldn’t have made a difference. The four pilots all grew up together in a suburb of the capitol called South Park, and consequently are--were--like brothers. The old pilot sighed as the attack planes salvoed their loads of cold-fusion missiles until the fool who killed Kenny and the rest of his flight died. Those warheads were earmarked for the battle station at Earth’s L3 point, but he understood the need for vengeance. Can’t let this happen too much, though, he chided himself. If all our people decided to take payback now, the battle would be quickly lost. He snapped on the tac net. "South Parkers, get back to the main body! We still have to take out the L3 platform!" "Roger that, Big K." Katsuhito(b) regarded the behind-back-nickname-turned- callsign with a mixture of amusement and annoyance. "Sorry ‘bout that. Debt to settle." "Understandable, Kyle," Katsuhito(b) told the flight leader, "but I think Kenny would rather have you kill the battle station. Now, get back in formation." He watched until the three prodigal fighters returned to the main group, then opened the all-channel. "All birds, this is Big K. Charge!" Nearly thirty-one hundred fighters surged forward against the smaller number of Fourth Reich patrol ships--and the patrol ships died. Katsuhito(b) heard the thousands of victorious whoops over the tac net and allowed himself a small smile. "Good job, people. Now, Hideki, take your wings and kill that array of missile satellites. Yuki, get those damned interceptors off our backs. Takeshi, the L5 fighter base is yours. All other craft, follow me in." He kicked his afterburners into the white zone and his F-79 Light Hawk IV heavy fighter started to make life difficult for the inhabitants of the L3 gunnery platform. His escorting squadrons joined him in pumping antimatter warheads and plasma fire into the station’s shields. Several dozen fighters died, but that only lasted until the barrier collapsed, and the heavy bombers arrived just in time to send a thousand antimatter and cold-fusion missiles--none of them carrying anything less than a fifty-megaton warhead--into the station. There weren’t enough sensors to track all of them, let alone guns to kill all of them, and what was the cornerstone of the upper-Earth/Luna-orbit defense network disintegrated. Katsuhito’s flight wings continued on into the atmosphere, popping low-orbit weapons satellites as they went. "Scratch one popgun!" yelped a young pilot just before his cries of victory changed to those of pain. His blue triangle vanished off Katsuhito(b)’s command display a moment later. He shook his head in sorrow. Too many dead today, on both sides. Isn’t there another way....? That line of thought was interrupted by the shrill tracking tone of an inbound seeker. "Oh, crap," he groaned. "Just what I needed." Into his helmet mike, "All craft activate tailguns, switch to autotrack, all craft continue on course!" As if an afterthought, he added, "If I buy it, Hiroyuki’s in charge," referring to his--actually, Yura’s--second-in-command, who was leading a bomber wing over the Mongolian missile silos. Pushing his throttle as far forward as it would go, he heaved back on the stick and begun to climb back out of the troposphere. The missile stayed on his tail. "Persistent, isn’t it," he muttered. "Well, if I can’t lose it, maybe I can hit something with it...." He looked around for a probable target, and smiled as he sighted a large navy spacedock at Earth’s L2 point. They had ignored it thus far, since it had launched all its ships before they arrived, but he didn’t feel like leaving it for any Fourth Reich survivors to limp to. Hanging on for dear life, he streaked towards an open hangar bay, praying that he would hit it before the missile caught up with him. His prayer was answered. Yura is reading the report from Hiroyuki with shaking hands. "That old fool....I knew he would do something like this...." Her voice is angry, but her eyes are brimming with tears. "I just knew...." Abruptly she jumps up from the console from which she had been coordinating fighter ops and starts to run for the door. However, she is suddenly jerked back by Tenchi. "Lemme go!" she snarls. "No," Tenchi says calmly but firmly. "But I hafta get out there! I--" "Is Hiroyuki a good leader?" asks Tenchi all of a sudden. Yura is confused, but she nods. "Yes...." "Are the other squadron and wing commanders competent?" Again Yura has to nod. "Then you have no excuse to go," states Tenchi blandly. Yura starts to protest again, but the sudden hard look in Tenchi’s eyes stops her. He speaks. "I don’t blame you for wanting revenge. But the best way to get that revenge is to keep your people focused and fighting. Hiroyuki can do that; all they need from you is running things from behind the scenes." His expression softens. "Believe me, Yura, you’ll do your pilots a lot more good here than you will out there." Yura finds herself nodding. Damn him, he’s right, she thinks. This is exactly what Big K himself would have told me if he were here. Off to one side, Katsuhito(a) nods. He has known all along that his grandson had the ability to make the tough decisions that a leader has to--and that he himself ran away from. He is the one, he thinks. The doors to the throne room swing open. Kyoto and company are at the ready, poised to lay waste to the legions of guards likely to be inside the large chamber. That is not what they find inside. Instead, the throne room is almost completely empty, except for a small cluster of people around the dais. Immediately recognizable is Nagi, lounging indolently in her throne and wearing a more feminine cut version of a Nazi general’s uniform. Standing off to one side of the throne is the traitorous Commander Mihoshi, who has risen to the position of Nagi’s supreme military commander. Clad in a form-flattering dress with a uniform jacket draped over her shoulders and carrying an ornate scabbard belted to her waist, she has a haughty smirk on her face. The light of intelligence sparkles in her eyes, but there is none of the warmth and kindness that makes the other Mihoshi’s bumbling bearable. Kiyone’s right, thinks Kyoto. The other Mihoshi is far preferable to this. On Nagi’s other side is Washu, also looking far more evil than her counterpart from their home dimension. Her Science Academy uniform has a red armband with a swastika on it. Most frightening of all, however, is the two naked girls chained to both of the throne’s armrests. They are whimpering and sobbing, and Nagi is looking at them with amusement and lust. This seems to snap something in Ayeka(b), who snaps off two Jurai energy blasts that destroy the chains restraining the girls. The slave/concubines, now free, run up to Ayeka(b) and throw their arms around her, still sobbing loudly. "Thank you," manages one of them. Nagi looks with surprise at Kyoto. "Kyoto. I thought you were dead." "You thought wrong." Kyoto looks quite pissed right now. "All right, ladies, we can make it fast or we can make it slow. How do you wanna die?" "Not at all," replies Nagi languidly. "I must applaud your efforts. You fight as if you actually had a chance of winning." "We actually do," retorts Ryoko. "Wonder why your fleet, your space fortresses, aren’t responding? They’re all either dead or dying, and there’s nothing you can do to stop that." "Do you really think I wasn’t prepared for this?" responds the Fuhrer, almost lying. In reality, she had never expected this large an assault, having believed that all serious resistance had been wiped out when Reich One destroyed Jurai. There had been no report from Reich One following that, but she had assumed the captain was taking it on a long shakedown cruise. She knows that her forces are more than likely dying right now. They do hold the upper hand, she thinks. But, I have a last card to play.... "Tell you what. We’ll have a duel between two of our warriors. If your fighter wins, I surrender. If mine wins, you let us go." "And what’s to keep us from killing you anyway?" asks Washu(a), glaring up at herself. "This!" responds Washu(b), clicking a switch on a hand unit. A holo of the Lunar shipyards appears and focuses in on a large shape, looking almost identical to Reich One. "This is Reich Two," says Washu(b). "It is nowhere near complete. I assume that your forces are attacking the shipyards right now. Doubtless your people will cause it heavy damage. But there are two things you don’t know about it. One, its point defense is operational. Granted, less than 25% of the guns are working, but that ought to be sufficient to keep them from getting too close, too soon. Which brings us to point number two: its dimensional cannon is also working. Try to rush us--" She holds the remote over her head. "--This entire system dies." Before anyone else can speak, Mihoshi steps forward, a cruel smile on her face. "My dear Ayeka! How are you doing?" Ayeka(b)’s face starts to darken, and both Kiyone(b) and Ryoko place a restraining hand on her shoulder. "Go to hell." Mihoshi recoils in fake sadness. "That’s so mean! I’d rather go to heaven...." She smiles again. "....so I could be with Tenchi." This time, Ryoko and Kiyone(b) literally have to hold Ayeka(b) back. "Damn you damn you DAMN YOU!!! Damn you for seducing my husband away and killing him!" Mihoshi shrugs. "Girl, you’d already pushed him away. He didn’t want to be the Emperor, and you just couldn’t handle it." She seems to delight in the growing anger in Ayeka(b)’s expression. "Do you want to know what we did?" Her smile takes on a lustful cast. "That night that you’d told him you wanted to separate, he was working late. He said he didn’t want to go back to his quarters, said he would think about you too much. Do you know how lucky you were, Ayeka? He was completely devoted to you. He had so many chances for one-night stands. Every single girl on Prime Center--and not a few of the married ones--would have spread their legs for him in a heartbeat. But he wouldn’t. You were the only one he wanted. And then you threw him away. That night I saw what he needed, so I offered it to him." Mihoshi is actually flushed at the memory. "He bent me over the desk and took me right there. Several times. Then he took me home and made me dinner and ate it off of me. And after that...." Ayeka(b) fists are clenching, and the two knights have joined Kiyone(b) and Ryoko in holding her back. Mihoshi is still recalling in intimate detail. "I moved in with him the next day. I remember the look on your face when he called you and told you what happened. I was....well, let’s just say it brought new meaning to the phrase ‘head of the GP.’ And that night, I brought in some friends. Young recruits, only eighteen years old, starry-eyed and Tenchi was their hero....we did that a lot. I remember their screams of pleasure as he had them--and me--on the couch, in his bed, on the floor, in the shower, in every conceivable position, over and over and over....those were good times." She grins again. "Did you ever fake it? I never had to. "When the Fourth Reich contacted me and asked me to join them, I almost asked him to join me. But I couldn’t. One, he was to dedicated to the GP and the GF, and he was polar opposite to Hitler’s policies. I could have lived with that, but not the second part." She actually glares at Ayeka(b). "He still loved you. Oh, he tried to pretend, sometimes he actually thought that he loved me. But we both knew the truth. Most of the time in bed, I overwhelmed him so I was all he could think about. But there were times....the last time he cried out your name as he finished me, I knew he had to die." Ayeka(b) has heard enough. Roaring, she breaks free of her detainers and lunges at Mihoshi, intending to rip her smirking face off. But she is pulled back by Kyoto. "Don’t let her get to you, Ayeka!" he yells. "She’s just trying to piss you off!" "It’s working!" screams back Ayeka(b). "Don’t let it!" he responds. "Remember what she said! Tenchi loved you! Remember that! Tenchi loved you!" After a long moment of seething, Ayeka(b) slumps in Kyoto’s arms and starts sobbing. Kyoto pulls her close and holds her. "It’s all right, baby, it’s all right, let it out...." Mihoshi is trying to think of what to say next when she sees another old acquaintance. "Kiyone! What a pleasant surprise! So, are you and Kyoto married now?" "Yes, and we have a child on the way," hisses Kiyone(b). "Mihoshi, can’t you find pleasure in something other than destroying people’s lives?" "I did once," responds the Nazi officer, "but I had to kill him. Is Ayeka gonna fight me or not?" "No," answers Kiyone(b). "I am." Mihoshi looks surprised. "Why? Did you want Tenchi?" She smiles cruelly. "I know you were all hot for him when you first came to Prime Center...." "Maybe a little bit, maybe a schoolgirl’s crush," snarls Kiyone(b), "but he was my sponsor at the Academy. He was my second father. He was my friend and the man who brought Kyoto and I together. He was a loyal son of Jurai and the GF and if he’d seen exactly what you were capable of he never would have touched you." She draws her long-unused GP ceremonial sword from its scabbard. In spite of its almost ornamental beauty, it is fully functional. "This is the least I can do for him, and for Ayeka." She presses in on one of the grooves in the handle, and the blade starts to glow faintly blue. "Draw your sword." Mihoshi just laughs. "You actually equipped that thing with a *monofilament pulse blade! I’m impressed; you’re finally learning to fight dirty." She draws a rapier of similar design from its sheath. The long, slender blade starts to radiate a crimson light. "Think you’re up to it?" In response, Kiyone(b) slips into a Juraian *ta’i-ko chya first strike stance. "Come and get me." The two adversaries circle each other for a long moment, occasionally clashing the tips of their blades together. Kiyone(b)’s carriage seems to carry cool, calm skill, while Mihoshi exudes an almost frantically violent air. Finally, Mihoshi’s patience is at an end, and she charges Kiyone(b). Kyoto’s wife holds her ground till the last possible instant, then sidesteps and brings her blade around, swinging for Mihoshi’s head. Mihoshi barely throws herself out of the way, and the tip of the blade slices past her jugular with less than a centimeter to spare. She flips through the air and lands in a crouch, her sword pointed outward. Kiyone(b) nods in approval. "I see you still know how to use a sword. I’m impressed; I thought the only weapon you knew how to use was your body." "As the saying goes, make love, not war," quips the evil Mihoshi. "Sex is so much more fun than cleaning up the remains of a suspect." She rises to her feet. "Ready for round two?" Without waiting for an answer, she rushes Kiyone(b) again. Her opponent brings her blade up just in time to deflect the blow. She is buckling just a little bit under the pressure. Mihoshi grins. "You’re still good....but not as good as me. There’s a reason I was always ahead of you at the Academy, why I always got the guys. You just aren’t willing to push it all the way." "Sometimes," grunts Kiyone(b), "all the way is too far." With a sudden and surprising burst of energy, she pushes her blade up hard enough to throw Mihoshi back. It takes Mihoshi a moment to regain her equilibrium. That’s enough time for Kiyone(b) to regain the offensive. Mihoshi sees what’s coming and she knows that she has no time to get out of the way. She raises her sword in a last-ditch defense.... ....and falls backwards as Kiyone(b)’s rapier pierces her through the heart. Coughing up blood, she collapses to the floor, still shaking. Kiyone(b) turns her pulse blade off, wipes it on the sleeve of her fatigue jacket, and sheaths her sword. "Goodbye, Mihoshi. I’m sorry." She walks back to Kyoto and grins. "What’d you think, honey?" Her husband smiles and takes her in his arms. "Wonderful, Kiyone, wonderful." He is about to lean down and touch his lips to hers when she suddenly pitches forward against him, her eyes wide. She looks up at him and starts to speak, but instead starts coughing up blood. Abruptly she falls from his arms onto the floor, still coughing and moaning. He sees a large hole in her chest, and he looks across to the dying Mihoshi, a previously-unnoticed laser pistol still smoking in her shaky hands. The dying villainess laughs painfully. "Stupid bitch....first thing....they teach....at the Academy....never....turn....your....back...." Her wounds catch up with her, and the gun clatters to the floor as she expires. Kyoto kneels down next to his wife, horror-stricken. "Kiyone!" He picks her up in his arms. "Washu! Get over here, do something!" The good Washu is by his side in an instant. She produces a holo-laptop over Kiyone(b) and starts running scans. After a moment she sighs and shakes her head. "I’m sorry, Kyoto. It’s....bad. Really bad." "Can’t you do something?" he howls. "I’m sorry. If we could get her back to Chisako, maybe, but I can’t do anything now. And I don’t think she’d last long enough to get back to Chisako." Her eyes are closed in sympathy. "I’m sorry, Kyoto." Kiyone(b), having stopped coughing for the moment, looks up at her husband, her eyes barely able to focus. "K....Kyoto?" Kyoto holds her as close as he dares. "I’m right here, darling, I’m right here." She manages a smile. "I know." She starts coughing again and Kyoto wipes as much blood away from her mouth as he can. Finally, she starts talking again, weakly. "I’ve been so happy with you, my Kyoto....I....I...." "Shh," he says quietly. "We’re gonna get you back to Chisako, we’re gonna fix you up good as new...." "No," she whispers. "I know. It’s....it’s all right....I’ll wait....for you....I....love....you...." "Kiyone!" he howls. She smiles as the light goes slowly out of her eyes. He presses his lips to hers, hoping he can supply her with breath, as he did once before, but all he can do is feel her expel her dying breath into his mouth. He finally pulls his mouth away from hers and looks at her. She looks almost peaceful, as if merely asleep. This is the last straw for him, and he buries his face in her chest. Ryoko moves to his side, about to reach out and place a hand on his shoulder, but thinking better of it at the last moment. He spends what feels like an eternity weeping, a long time that even Nagi and the evil Washu seem loath to interrupt. Finally, he pulls away from his wife’s lifeless body and rises to his feet. He looks right at Nagi and Washu(b), and the glare he gives them packs at least as much force as a dimensional cannon. Gradually, almost unnoticed at first, swirls of green-white energy start to encircle him, slowly but surely ensconcing him in a cocoon of power. "Oh, no!" yells Washu(a). "We gotta get out of here!" "Why?" asks Ryoko. "I’ve only seen him like this once before. That time, it cost a planet its moon. Move!" Ryoko, Washu(a), Ayeka(b), Azaka, Kamidake, and the two slave girls run. They rush out of the throne room and run till they reach a stairwell heading to the palace’s subterranean levels. Running down until they hit the door, Washu pulls out her holo-laptop and starts feeding in a sequence while everyone else sits or kneels. "What are you doing?" demands Ryoko. "After the other time he did this, I started developing a shield capable of withstanding such an outpouring of energy. Problem is, I’ve never been able to test it! I--" She stops speaking as the two knights stand up. "Hey, where are you two going?" The two knights raise their rods. "If your shield cannot withstand the energy, perhaps we can augment it," explains Azaka. "Thank you both, we may--there we go." Washu punches in the last sequence, and everyone (including the two knights) is surrounded by a large bubble of force. "We’ll find out if this thing works soon." Topside, in the throne room, Kyoto has almost finished gathering his energy. His task is made much easier by Nagi and Washu(b) standing still, looking almost transfixed, but even if they tried to run, this instant karma would still get them.... Somewhere in his head a "fully charged" light goes on, and, screaming the name of his dead wife, whose body he is still holding, he releases. A giant wave of energy ripples outward from Kyoto, growing exponentially larger with each second. By the time it shreds the throne room’s walls it packs the punch of a five-hundred megaton nuke. By the time it passes through the Berlin city limits, it is as powerful as the cold-fusion bomb that blew up the GF regional capitol of Freeport Center. And then it gets really powerful. Observers in orbit and in nearby Earthspace would later remember a large succession of mushroom clouds stitching their way across the entire Eurasian supercontinent. When it was over, almost 98% of all life between Lyons, France and Vladisvostok, Russia (East-West), as well as between Oslo, Norway and Ulan Bator, Mongolia (North-South) was gone, as if never having existed. Let’s here about it from some people who were right in the thick of it.... "It’s starting to buckle!" yells Washu, feeding sequence after sequence into her holo-laptop. In response to this, Azaka and Kamidake raise their rods and start to slowly turn them. Washu grins. "Thank you! The shield is stabilizing!" "How much longer is this gonna last?" demands Ryoko. "We’ve been trapped in this thing for almost twenty minutes!" "Shut up or we’ll push you out," growls Washu. "If I remember right, this wave can’t last much longer. In fact, it oughta be ending right....about....now." And, just like that, the tsunami of energy pummeling the shield disappears, as if never there. Washu taps her laptop’s screen. "Right on the tick!" Another sequence is tapped in, and the shield fades from existence. Rods at the ready, the knights take point as the small group cautiously climbs out of the stairwell. What they find shocks everyone but Washu, who merely closes his eyes and shakes his head. There is nothing but wreckage as far as the eye can see. Well, actually, nothing but wreckage and a single, standing figure. As they cautiously approach the person, they are relieved to see that it is Kyoto. He manages a sad smile. "Sorry ‘bout that. I guess I should have warned you." "What happened?" asks Ayeka(b). "That was an level-50 energy wave," explains Washu. "Anything in its path dies." She looks up at Kyoto and the corpse in his arms, and winces. "Sorry. Wrong choice of words." Kyoto doesn’t seem to have heard. "Let’s go. Let’s go home." He seems to be talking to Kiyone(b). Several of the people start to speak, but stop themselves. Finally, Ryoko places a hand on his shoulder. "You’re the boss, Kyoto." The group, plus the two naked slave girls, pull in close around Kyoto and they vanish in a flash of light. "Dammit!" Kiyone spins her suit around and pours a sustained burst of plasma fire into her assailant’s cockpit, and the light interceptor explodes. "Don’t these people know they’ve lost?" They have indeed. Most of the ships in the yard, plus all of the spacedocks and battle platforms, have been destroyed. The impressive sight of Reich Two has been slashed to drifting wreckage. They had not anticipated the volume of point-defense fire that had poured forth from the incomplete ship, but it had only taken a few minutes to get their range, and only a few minutes after that to concentrate fire on the exposed drive core. In spite of their obvious defeat, however, the Fourth Reichers still dove into the fray, screaming war cries, as if that would save them from the massed fire of over two thousand laser and plasma guns. Still, as matters stood now, this battle was over. And, according to the updates she got from Tenchi, so was the rest of it. She opens her commlink to Chisako. "Tenchi-yon? Are you there, Tenchi-yon?" There is a loud, long exhale, and then Tenchi’s voice answers, sounding almost giddy with relief. "Kiyone-yoni! You’re all right!" She feels a rush of joy at the sound of his voice, and she answers in her little girl’s voice. "That’s right, daddy, your little girl’s coming home! And I just can’t wait to see my daddy...." She can sense in Tenchi’s mind a combination of arousal and embarrassment, and then she hears his voice respond shakily. "K-K-Kiyone-yoni, please....this is an open carrier....people can hear you...." "Yes, we can," cuts in Katsuhito. "Keep it short....and clean." His signal clicks off, and Tenchi returns. "So, is everything okay?" "Mission accomplished," she answers. "We’re coming home. See you soon." Kiyone is about to sign off when she remembers something. "Oh, by the way, what did you think of my package?" She can hear him gulp and she knows that he’s probably blushing right now. Finally he stammers, "Very nice....very, very nice....just let me take the pictures next time, okay, angel?" "All right, Tenchi-yon. We should be back in about thirty minutes. Love you." "I love you too, Kiyone," Tenchi’s voice says softly. There is a click on his end of the connection, and Kiyone switches to her task force net. "Good job, people. I think we can call this a wrap. Set course for the rest of the fleet and let’s head home." She waits until the ships and fighters have started moving before firing her own afterburners. In her mind, she and Tenchi are having a private celebration of their own. He has her on their bed, is kissing her neck while his hands are undoing the fly of her shorts, pushing them down, one hand moving up to probe under her shirt while the other starts to toy with the waistband of her panties, to gently tug them down, to.... A sudden crash of pain jolts Kiyone out of her fantasy. She suddenly realizes that her suit is not moving, and that a Fourth Reich interceptor is floating in front of her, its nose-mounted pulse gun aimed at her suit’s head. She closes her eyes, berating herself for letting her mind wander at such a time. She remembers a lesson from the Academy, the first one they taught: "Never turn your back unless the adversary is restrained, sedated, or in pieces. Any other condition, and you’ll have a loaded gun pointed at your back." I’m sorry, Tenchi-yon. I’m so, so sorry.... She checks her loadout to see what’s still working and finds her primary photon gun. Only one shot.... She waits until the fighter has drifted into optimal range and squeezes the trigger. The interceptor explodes, slamming burning wreckage into Kiyone’s suit. She is rocked and buffeted, yet she is laughing, knowing that if she has to die, she will be taking this guy with her.... Wait a minute, she realizes. That explosion came from the back, not the front. Who--And then she hears a very welcome voice. "Ki-yo-ne! There you are!" A forest-green PA suit jets into view, and Kiyone laughs. "Mihoshi! Am I glad to see you!" "Tenchi told me to take care of you, and I will!" says Mihoshi triumphantly. "I don’t think any of us would want to face him if we’d lef--" She suddenly gasps. "Kiyone, your suit!" "What are you talking about? The only thing damaged is the engines! I--" She finally looks at the damage control screen and gasps herself. "A....a slow oxygen leak...." She hadn’t felt lightheaded before, but the feeling slams home quickly and disorientation follows soon after. "Mihoshi....I’m....leaking....oxygen...." "Oh no!" wails Mihoshi. Instinct kicks in, and her suit produces an emergency patch. A repair waldo unfolds from under the left arm and applies the patch to the source of the leak. She sighs in relief. "There. Now we need to get you home." Kiyone’s disorientation has given way to quickly-descending unconsciousness. As the darkness takes her, she manages, "Mihoshi....thank you for trying....get home....and....please tell Tenchi....I love...." The world goes black. "Kiyone!" sobs Mihoshi. Her suit turns to face Ayeka’s, which has just floated up. "Ayeka, help me! We need to get Kiyone back to Chisako!" Ayeka is finding herself in a dilemma. Of the three suits, hers is the one with the least damage; Mihoshi’s long-range commo gear is out, and Kiyone is drifting, almost dead in space. It would be so easy to take them both out now; the rest of the strike force is already en route back to the main body of the fleet.... "Ayeka!" howls Mihoshi. "Get over here! Kiyone’s dying!" The princess seems not to have heard. She can see herself now, comforting a grief-stricken Tenchi. I’m so sorry, Lord Tenchi, the stragglers came out of nowhere, I couldn’t get to them in time! She pulls close to him and gently kisses his cheek. I’m sure her last thoughts were of you, Lord Tenchi. I really don’t think you should be alone tonight, would you like me to stay with you? "Ayeka!" screams Mihoshi, fear giving way to anger. "What are you waiting for? D’ya want Kiyone to die?!" The first time, he would probably cry out Kiyone’s name. That might even last for a while. But, thinks Ayeka, sooner or later I will prove to Tenchi that I will make a much better wife than Kiyone ever could be. She starts to arm her particle gun.... "He wouldn’t, Ayeka," says Mihoshi gently. That somehow catches Ayeka’s attention. "Mihoshi? What are you--" "If Kiyone died, Tenchi would be so heartbroken that he’d never be able to look at anyone else, let alone touch." There are rare times when Mihoshi is actually logical and intelligent. Usually it happens just when it’s needed--like right now. "And if he found out that you deliberately left her here--or killed her--he would hate you forever. Do you want that, Ayeka?" Ayeka realizes with a start that Mihoshi’s guns are primed and aimed in her direction. Mihoshi has still more to say. "And don’t think I wouldn’t tell him, either. He made me promise to look after Kiyone, and the least I would owe him would be to explain how she died." Ayeka almost pulls her trigger, thinking that maybe she can kill Kiyone before Mihoshi’s beams hit her. But she doesn’t. Mihoshi’s right. Tenchi would never touch anyone else. And I don’t want him to hate me.... She disarms her particle gun and fires her jets. "I’ll take the right side, you get her left." Tenchi is pacing back and forth on Chisako’s command deck. The battle is, for all intents and purposes, over, and most everyone is celebrating the victory....or mourning the deaths of loved ones. For his part, he’s not quite sure which he should be doing. He re-checks the digiclock on the central holoterminal. Fifty minutes. Fifty minutes ago Kiyone called and said she’d be home in thirty. "Where the hell is she?" he mutters. Katsuhito watches him with a worried expression. "Tenchi," he begins, "I can handle things up here. If you--" "Thanks, Grandpa," he says curtly, "but I’ll wait until Kiyone gets back." Katsuhito is about to respond to this when Tenchi hears a signal in his headset. He presses the earphone flush against his left ear. "Kiyone?" "No, Tenchi, it’s Mihoshi," comes back Mihoshi’s voice. "Oh, sorry, Mihoshi. I was expecting Kiyone to be back a while ago, and she’s not here. You seen her?" There’s a hesitation on the other end, just long enough to add fuel to Tenchi’s fears. "What happened?" he croaks. "Tenchi....Kiyone’s been hurt." "What?!" cries Tenchi. "Is she...." "She’s okay, Tenchi, she’s stable, but she’s badly hurt and she needs medical attention as soon as we land. Can you--" "Yes! Yes, of course." Now that he knows that his wife is still more or less okay, Tenchi is calmer. "Which bay are you landing at?" "Twelve-delta," responds Mihoshi. "All righty, twelve-delta," acknowledges Tenchi. "And Mihoshi? Good job. On both the raid....and taking care of Kiyone." Mihoshi’s voice giggles. "Well, Tenchi, we would have been to afraid to come back without Kiyone. See you!" She signs off, and Tenchi turns to another channel, this one linked to Chisako’s medical center. His father’s face appears. "What is it, Tenchi?" "Dad, Kiyone’s been badly hurt. She’s coming in at bay twelve-delta; could you have a med team down there?" "You got it, Tenchi." His father’s face disappears. Tenchi starts to run for the door, but stops and looks at Katsuhito, who shrugs and motions toward the corridor. "Go to her, Tenchi. Things are quiet enough that you won't be needed." Grinning in thanks, Tenchi rushes from the command deck. Tenchi gets down to bay twelve-delta just as the three PA suits fly in. He is shocked by the condition the powered armor is in. As they ground on the plexisteel deck, he feels immense relief that his Kiyone is safe, as well as immense guilt that her death would hit him harder than any of the tens of thousands of other casualties. While he had certainly felt saddened by the deaths of the people he and his grandfather had coordinated, they had all been largely abstract, as if not really....real. Pushing those thoughts aside for another time, he gets to Kiyone's suit just ahead of the medical team rushing in. Fortunately, casualties had been light enough that most were being handled aboard the GP ships. He climbs up the suit's back, pops open the hatch, and gently pulls Kiyone out. She looks very dazed, and seems to have lost some blood, but appears to be otherwise all right. He picks her up in his arms, and her eyes flutter open. She smiles with surprising brightness up at him. "Tenchi-yon....you're all right...." Mitsuki is at the head of the medical team. "Tenchi, put her on the gurney." Almost reluctantly, Tenchi places his wife on the hovergurney. He starts to follow the medical team, but Mitsuki raises a hand. "She'll be out for at least a few hours, Tenchi. We'll call you when she wakes up." The head doctor and her assistants gently move Kiyone from the staging bay. Tenchi then turns to look at Mihoshi and Ayeka, who have disembarked under their own power. "Thank you for saving Kiyone." "It's no problem, Tenchi," chirps Mihoshi cheerily. "We're glad to help!" Ayeka tenses for the Galaxy Police officer to tell Tenchi what almost happened, but is relieved when she doesn't. Apparently she can and will keep a secret. Tenchi then takes Ayeka's hands in his. "I especially want to thank you, Ayeka. I....I know that couldn't have been easy for you." Ayeka blushes and again waits for Mihoshi to spill the story, but she remains silent. The princess just smiles and nods. She and Mihoshi also walk out of the chamber just as Chisako rocks slightly. Both turn back to him with a worried expression. Tenchi remembers the headset he's still wearing and flips the link to the command deck on. "Grandpa? What the hell just happened?!" "Mushroom clouds," responds Katsuhito. "Lots of them. They're stitching their way across Europe. headed for Russia and North Africa." "Radiation?" "Checking...." Tenchi is amazed, more than ever, at how his grandfather can stay so calm. "No radiation readings. It's more like someone dropped a tankerful of antimatter on the Earth....It's starting to dissipate now, but I don't think anyone's left alive from Russia to Egypt to France." Tenchi opens his mouth to reply, to ask about the infiltration team which had been all the resistance had sent against the entire Eurasian continent, when a white light fills the small launch/recovery bay. At the center of the light a group of figures start to take cohesive form. The light suddenly flares beyond the visible range....and fades, leaving the infiltration group standing unharmed in the middle of the bay. Almost unharmed. The first thing that Tenchi notices is the other Kiyone's body lying in Kyoto's arms. "Oh my....what happened?" Ryoko, who is standing protectively next to Kyoto, shakes her head. "She and Mihoshi had a duel. Kiyone won, but when she turned her back....Mihoshi had a gun on her." Ayeka(b) starts to speak, but Ryoko shushs her. "It's not your fault," she says gently. "It's the evil Mihoshi's." Tenchi gulps. "My god....I'm sorry, Kyoto, I--" "Don't worry," interrupts Kyoto. "It's all taken care of. Nagi and Washu are dead." He looks around. "Where's Katsuhito?" "He's also....gone," replies Tenchi quietly. "He died destroying an orbital station with a missile he couldn't shake." Kyoto nods absently. Without another word he walks out of the launch bay, leaving everyone staring after him. The first place Kyoto goes after placing Kiyone’s body in a stasis chamber (Mitsuki had been about to object, but the look on his face convinced her otherwise) is to his personal weapons chamber. He walks up to the case that had contained Excalibur, and is about to replace Arthur’s sword when a thought hits him. The boy would have wanted it this way, he thinks. In Excalibur’s place, he puts his wife’s sword. "There," he says, feeling that it’s somehow appropriate. He hears a noise behind him, and turns to see Muriyaki. "Oh, it’s you," he responds, not quite knowing what to say. "You okay? Our girls okay?" "All our girls and all the Ohkis came out fine," she reassures. Her expression tells him that she’s heard what happened. "I’m sorry." Kyoto opens his mouth to speak, but tears start to flow from his eyes instead. Muriyaki walks over to him and enfolds him in her arms. He starts to sob into her shoulder, and she starts to murmur reassuring words into his ear. "It’s all right, darling, it’s all right, let it out, let it out...." She ends up having to comfort him for over an hour before his tears finally subside. The first coherent words he’s able to whisper are, "I’ve had enough." She pulls back, looking at him in shock. "What?" "I’ve had enough of having to watch the woman I love die. I’ve had to do that hundreds and hundreds of times and I can’t take it anymore and I just wanna die....help me, Muriyaki, please, help me...." He dissolves again into incoherency for another twenty minutes. Muriyaki hugs him again until the babbling starts to recede. "Do you want me to be with you tonight?" After a moment, Kyoto nods. "Please. I....I don’t know what I’d do without you, Muriyaki. Thank you for everything." She nods. The night comes, and everyone goes to sleep. As expected, Kyoto is too overcome by grief to be in the mood for sex, even with Muriyaki lying next to him, and so he cries himself to sleep quite quickly. About 2:30 A.M., *GMT, Muriyaki is half-asleep when she hears the door to the command deck, where Kyoto usually sleeps, being drawn open. She sits up and sighs with relief as she sees Ryoko. "Oh, Ryoko, it’s you. What can I do for you?" "How’s he doing?" she asks without preamble. "As well as can be expected, I guess," replies Muriyaki quietly. "What’s up?" Ryoko sighs. "Nothing, I was just....could I stay with him tonight?" Muriyaki looks surprised at first, but then she smiles. "So you did fall...." Ryoko glares at her at first, but then slumps and nods. "Why don’t you let me take over, get yourself some rest?" Muriyaki nods and gets out of the bed, pulling on her jumpsuit. As she approaches the door, she tells Ryoko, "Be gentle." And Ryoko is. It shocks Kyoto to wake up next to her. At first he thinks things are like before and starts to reach for her, but he stops himself. "What are you doing here?" "I sent Muriyaki to bed," answers Ryoko. "She wasn’t getting any sleep, and I couldn’t get any sleep. Now that you’re awake--" She bounces out of the bed. "--I’ll be on my way." She is halfway out the door when she hears his voice say, "Thank you." Somewhat shocked, she turns around and looks at him. The expression on his face is too somber to be insincere. And then she hears herself say, "No problem." She starts out the door again, but turns back one more time. "If you need anything, tell me." Ryoko disappears before either of them can quite process the words. The first thing Kiyone sees as consciousness returns is a white, sterile light hanging overhead. What the hell has Tenchi done to our room? she thinks at first. Then realization hits and she sits up, suddenly aware that she’s dressed in a med-center gown and has an IV tube fed into her wrist. This is Chisako’s med center, she thinks. Her sudden movement also awakens Tenchi, who had been dozing off with his head resting just below her chest. He flies up and back, almost sending his chair toppling backwards. Once equilibrium has been restored, he gives her a loving smile. "Kiyone-yoni! Good, you’re awake!" And suddenly everything is all right. Kiyone grins a silly grin and wraps her arms around Tenchi’s neck, who almost fearfully pulls her close. After a moment she murmurs in his ear, "Good morning, Mr. Masaki. Sleep okay?" "I’ve had better nights, but yeah, actually," he tells her. "You feeling all right, Mrs. Masaki?" Kiyone nods. "Now I am. How long have I been out?" "Only about eighteen hours," answers Tenchi. "The war’s over, and we won. The Palace in Berlin--along with the rest of Europe, most of Russia, some of Mongolia and the Himalayas, and all of North Africa down to the Sahara--has been destroyed." Kiyone has a shocked expression floating across her countenance. "What?! We did that?" Tenchi has taught her a lot about his world, and she knows that these places were home to literally tens of millions of people. "I thought tha--" Tenchi kisses her on the lips until she relaxes, and then pulls back. "Let me explain. In this universe, those places were mostly military bases--in fact, most of this solar system is a giant military base. No one died that wouldn’t have done the same to us if given the chance. Besides, it wasn’t us that did this. It was Kyoto." "Kyoto?" repeats Kiyone. "How is that possible?" "Well," replies Tenchi, "when they were down there....the other Kiyone died." He nods at the horrified gasp from his Kiyone. "I know. This pissed him off so much that he let loose an energy wave that did this. Ryoko, Washu, and the rest barely survived; Washu had built a shield for such a contingency, but it almost collapsed and the knights had to step in and help keep it up." "Kyoto....did....that?" she repeats quietly. Tenchi nods. "Don’t be too hard on him." He pulls Kiyone closer to him. "I might have done the same, if I lost you like that." "Please, Tenchi-yon," whispers Kiyone, "don’t ever do that. Not even for my sake." "I’ll try not to," he tells her. He kisses her again, and this time the kiss lasts longer, is deeper. When they finally break away, doing so only because of a need for oxygen, both are breathing heavily, their hearts thudding like piledrivers. They stare at each other for a long moment before Kiyone starts to speak, her voice almost sounding scared. "What’re we gonna do now, Tenchi?" "What do you mean?" he asks, sitting on the bed next to her. "I mean....how are we gonna handle this, now that we’re married?" she clarifies. "Your grandfather’s the only one who knows, since we didn’t have any witnesses, and I don’t know how legal this is." "As far as I’m concerned, we’re legal," says Tenchi, "and the same with Grandpa. If we asked him, he’d even get us a marriage license and make it really official." "I know, but I don’t know if other people would call it legal," responds Kiyone. "We both want the large wedding, Tenchi, and....on the one hand, I want to wait till our wedding night--that is, our ‘official’ wedding night--but, after the past few days...." She rests her head on his left shoulder, feeling content as he hugs her tight. "....Tenchi, you’re....you’re as wonderful as you were in my fantasies, more so, in fact, and I don’t know if I can go back." "I feel the same on all counts, my avenging angel of space," he tells her, relaxing at the slight giggle this produces. "And I’ve been thinking about it, too, and I think I have a solution. Let’s try--and I mean really try--to wait....but if we can’t, no big deal, we’re already married anyway." "I like it," agrees Kiyone. "Just two questions. One, how often do you think these lapses might occur?" "Let’s try to keep to maybe once or twice a month," replies Tenchi. "Otherwise, I’d be on top of you day and night." "That sounds like fun, Tenchi-yon," coos Kiyone, her eyes sparkling with affection and craving. "Yes, it does," concurs Tenchi. "What was the other question?" "Do we have to start right now? Can’t we wait until we leave Earth?’ "Actually, they’re calling it New Jurai now," rejoins Tenchi, trying to ignore the fact that his wife’s med-center gown is slowly hiking its way up her thighs. "You know what I mean, Tenchi," says Kiyone. She is tracing a finger around in a circle over the center of her husband’s chest. The circle is going ever lower. "Can’t we play some more, daddy?" Tenchi gulps, trying not to let himself give in too easily. "Are you sure you’re up to it, Kiyone-yoni?" "I need some of my daddy’s special tender loving care," she responds coyly. "Well, we’ll have to be discreet...." "Can we play if I promise to be discreet?" chirps Kiyone liltingly. She can see the answer in his eyes before he nods. Tenchi gently pulls the IV out of Kiyone’s wrist, picks her up, and carries her towards the door. On the way out they run into Doc Mitsuki, who just rolls her eyes and waves at the door. "Go on, you two, before you make a mess all over the place." A week passes while the GP/Jurai forces take time to assess the damage and to set up housekeeping on New Jurai. One of the most shocking things is how welcome the natives make them feel. Evidently, just because Earth was the capital of the Fourth Reich, that didn’t mean that they liked it; just that the people in power did. One of the first things the natives did was set aside a large, grassy hillside in China for a memorial cemetery. And that’s where our friends are now. Most of the surviving senior officers of the battle and a lot of the troopers and pilots are present, making for a large assemblage. Sitting in the front row are Tenchi, Kiyone, Mihoshi, the two Ayekas, the two Sasamis, Nobuyuki, Ryoko, and Kyoto. Katsuhito, being the only priest present (the chaplain having died in his fighter’s cockpit), gives a mass eulogy for the fallen warriors. While focusing on the major players, he gives the impression of having known each dead soldier personally. Everyone is dressed nicely, but somberly. Tenchi is in a black suit with matching tie. Kiyone and Mihoshi are both in full GP dress uniforms with black mourning bands on the left sleeve. All the princesses are in formal mourning wear. Even Ryoko has found an understated heather-gray number. She appears to be watching Kyoto very carefully, as if having appointed herself his unofficial guardian. Kiyone and Tenchi exchange brief glances, but decide not to pry into the matter. Finally, Katsuhito steps back from the podium and Kagato, dressed similarly to Kiyone and Mihoshi, raises a small comlink and whispers some words into it. An instant later the rumble of multiple sonic booms fills the air as a twelve-plane squadron of Light Hawks shoots over the cemetery at Mach 3. As they pass over the gathered assembly, four of the fighters fall out of formation, trailing red smoke, and shoot upward in a high-velocity climb. At the same time, an honor guard of seven GP troopers, carrying laser rifles, step to attention, raise their weapons, and each one snaps off three shots at precise intervals. "This is like a GP funeral," murmurs Kiyone. "That maneuver the planes just did? It’s called a Broken Wing." Tenchi nods and wraps an arm around her shoulders, and she snuggles in closer as a bugler starts to play "Taps." Later that same day, when the crowd has gone home to celebrate life, Kyoto and his friends are standing alone around his wife’s grave. He kneels in front of it, places a bouquet of white roses in the flower receptacle mounted on the headstone, and gently kisses the top of it. As a last gesture, he produces Excalibur (shocking everyone) and slams it into the stone. Instead of breaking as it hits rock, the legendary sword pierces the headstone, and Kyoto sinks it in about halfway up to the hilt. As everyone is blinking and recovering composure, Kyoto grunts. "Let’s see someone try to get the sword out of that stone." Tenchi and company are standing awkwardly by, not sure what to do. Chi-ohki has just finished playing "Taps" on his cornet (did I mention that Ohkis make great musicians?), and is about to launch into something rather less somber when Kyoto shoots him a glare. Normally, this would just get a rude gesture from the Ohki, but for once the fat old cabbit holds his peace. Kyoto seems not to notice anyone around him. This mood has lasted since four days before, when he held Kiyone’s limp body in his hands and leveled most of northern Eurasia. The only person whose presence he even seems to semi-acknowledge is Ryoko, who hovers around him protectively. After a long moment of staring at his handiwork, he spins on his heel and stalks up the hill. "Poor Kyoto," whispers Ayeka(b). Since she and Sasami(b) are the only survivors of this dimension’s Jurai Royal Family, she has just been crowned Empress of New Jurai. "Is he going to be all right?" "I really don’t know," answers Tenchi. He is holding his Kiyone’s hand very tightly. The answer comes at a small wake that evening, held in a large beach house that Ayeka(b) rented for them. They have also been invited to spend a while on New Jurai vacationing, and the consensus is to stay for a month or so. The conversation, as is to be expected, is somewhat subdued, and everyone is trying hard not to disturb Kyoto, who is sitting alone in the kitchen. Before the wake, Kyoto had carried all the food and drinks, along with a large ice chest, onto the deck, so he could brood alone. Several times Tenchi or Katsuhito have tried to talk to him, to get him to join the party, but he has always declined with a sad smile, only appearing occasionally to get more food or drink. Right now, he’s on his fifth Supernova (two parts Megami ale, one part Jurai whiskey, three parts saké, mix well, best taken stirred--not shaken), and slightly annoyed that he’s not drunk yet. He is about to add more saké when he looks up to see Ryoko looking down at him, a worried expression on her face. "Ryoko. What a pleasant surprise." He kicks the other chair out. "Wanna sit down?" "I think I’d better," she responds, seating herself. The first thing she notices is the .357 Magnum sitting on the table, and her eyes go wide. "Kyoto! What the hell--" "I’ve had enough of watching my loved ones die," he says quietly. Picking up the gun, he opens the cylinder and shows it to Ryoko. "There’s a game on Earth. It’s called Russian roulette. You take a gun like this, put only one bullet in--" He holds up a bullet for her to see, and she gasps. "Kyoto! That’s an antimatter round! That’ll--" "That’s the point. Anyway...." He inserts the bullet into the cylinder, gives it a healthy spin, and snaps it shut. He then pulls back on the hammer, and the sound of one of the six chambers clicking into place is unusually loud. He presses the muzzle against his head. "One chance outta six my head gets blown open. Yes, Ryoko, this is an antimatter round. It will cause even me irreparable damage. If by some chance I survive this, would you tell the doctors I wanted to just die, no life support or any of that crap?" Ryoko tries to pry the gun away from his hand. "Kyoto, don’t do this. Please! What about us? What about Tenchi and the rest of us?" "If you go through my personal effects, you’ll find a datacard with detailed instructions on how to operate Chisako’s fold drive. My only request is that you take Muriyaki and her daughters anywhere they want to--" "No, Kyoto, you’ll do that." Her hand is starting to pry the gun away, but it would only take a flip of his wrist to retrieve it fully. "Please don’t do this, Kyoto, you have stuff to do, you have things to live fo--" "Do I?" His voice is quiet, but the acid in it would chill a hatemonger. "What do I have to live for? Can you tell me one thing, one single, solitary thing, that I have to live for?" Ryoko is silent for a long moment, then finally, she says quietly, "Me." "Huh?" Kyoto looks confused and--is that hope in his eyes? "What did you say, Ryoko?" "I said," repeats Ryoko, putting all of her hope into it, "you’ve got me." That is hope in his eyes. But he’s trying hard to control it. "Ryoko, you’d better not be messing with my mind or anyth--" She sits down in his lap, and he is only mildly surprised to see that she’s pried the gun away. "I mean it, Kyoto. Somewhere during this crazy ride, you started meaning everything to me." She sets the gun down on the table and wraps her arms around his neck, and when his arms go around her, she finds she’s never felt so good in her life. "Is....is there any room left in your heart for me?" "Yes," he whispers, his voice choked with emotion. "There’s plenty of room for you. I....I’ll just need a little time, all right?" "Of course," she murmurs. "But....can I hear you say it now? Hear you say it and mean it?" After a moment, she hears his voice say, "I love you, Ryoko. Now and for always, I love you." "I love you," she tells him, letting her tears of joy flow unchecked. They remain like this for a long moment. Finally one of their stomachs rumbles, and both of them look at each other before suddenly bursting into laughter. When the hilarity subsides, they look at each other again. Ryoko reaches up and wipes the tears away from her beloved’s eyes. "You gonna be okay?" she asks. Kyoto nods, and for the first time in most of a week, a true smile graces his face. "Yes, I will be. Thank you, Ryoko." She gets out of his lap and helps him to his feet. He takes a last look at the gun on the table, picks it up, and tosses it out the open window. "I don’t think I’ll be needing that." Ryoko smiles and is about to agree when they suddenly hear a loud explosion outside. They rush out onto the deck to see what happened--and see a large crater in the sand right next to the house. Everyone else follows them out and joins them in staring at the hole-in-ground. As always, Tenchi is the first to speak. "What the hell?" "Nothing important," says Kyoto. "Right, Ryoko?" "Definitely," agrees Ryoko. "Not important." Everyone looks at them in surprise....and notice that Kyoto is really smiling for the first time in days. Kiyone snuggles closer to Tenchi. "I think he’s gonna be okay now," she whispers. A month passes on New Jurai, and Tenchi and company enjoy their vacation. Washu joins a scientific expedition to what’s left of the military laboratories near Athens and helps uncover a large chunk of information from the ruined mainframe. "It’s easy when you start thinking sixth-dimensionally!" she later gushed. Nobuyuki and Katsuhito visit Japan and pay a visit to a Shinto shrine that, ironically enough, is on the exact same spot where Katsuhito's shrine is in their dimension. Ayeka and Sasami spend time visiting their counterparts from this universe. Soon there are Ohkis running free throughout the grounds of the new Palace outside of Kyoto, and Ayeka makes a decree declaring all Ohkis off-limits for hunters. The Sasamis are both glad, because Sasami(b) has plans to take in at least a dozen Ohkis (and they all sleep on her bed, too!). Mihoshi stays at the beach house in Yokohama, sleeping all day and eating all night. Kyoto and Ryoko take a trip sightseeing in Nagano, just in time for the Galaxy Winter Olympics. At the last minute, Kyoto volunteers to fill in for a sick Rigellian turbo-skier, and ends up winning the gold medal. Muriyaki and her daughters go vacationing in Hawaii. Their choice in swimwear tends toward bikinis that make the stuff in Victoria's Secret catalogs look modest, so a lot of guys are walking into trees and losing their girlfriends over this. In addition, a lot of Muriyaki's daughters come back with bulging tummies. They would have stayed, but Muriyaki wouldn't let them. And Tenchi and Kiyone, who have been more-or-less behaving themselves, take the last two weeks and fly off to Pattaya in Thailand, to spend the rest of their vacation sunbathing and, as Sasami puts it, "being naughty." Finally, the time comes to leave. Everything is loaded aboard Chisako, and she's ready to fold. Kagato, Ayeka(b), and Sasami(b) are seeing them off. "We owe you a debt we can never repay," says Kagato earnestly, shaking everyone's hands. "Thank you." "It was our pleasure," responds Tenchi, holding Kiyone close to him. "Oh, and congratulations to you on becoming the new DirGen of the Galaxy Police....and on Yura!" he adds, referring to their wedding a couple of days before. Kagato grins. "Thank you for making that possible." Waving, he steps back through the airlock to the Liberator. "You're sure you don't want to stay?" asks Ayeka(b). "Kind offer, but we can't," replies Kyoto. "I have to get Tenchi and company home, and....too many memories for me." He gives Ayeka(b) a hug, drawing a mild glare from Ryoko. "Bye, li'l sis." He picks up Sasami(b). "Bye, little Sasami." "You'll always have a home here," says Ayeka(b), waving before she disappears through the airlock. "Will I ever see you again?" asks Sasami(b). Kyoto smiles tenderly at her. "I hope so, Sasami. Good-bye." He gives her one last hug and, waving, she scurries through the airlock. The hatch slams home and Kagato's dreadnought gently pulls away from Chisako, heading for the new orbital spaceport. Kyoto sighs. "Time to go." "Oh, I forgot to ask," says Katsuhito. "Tenchi, how was your and Kiyone's beach trip?" Both of them flush blood-red for an instant, and then composure returns. "It was great!" gushes Kiyone. Tenchi just smiles and nods. Sasami looks at the two of them. "You two were naughty, weren't you?" "And what would give you that idea, Sasami?" asks Tenchi smoothly. "These pictures!" cries out their soon-to-be adopted daughter triumphantly. Tenchi mentally curses. Those were the roll they had developed secretly, the one full of pictures of Kiyone posing for him in tiny bikinis. Ryoko is the first to get them, and she smiles and holds up a picture of Kiyone lying on a towel, wearing nothing but a microscopic bikini bottom, and blowing Tenchi (behind the camera) a kiss. She's lying on her back, bearing her impressive chest to the world. "Tenchi! You sly fox, you! I didn't know you had it in you!" She then turns to Kiyone. "And you! You're just the little sex kitten, aren't you, Kiyone?" The future Emperor and Empress of Jurai are clutching each other and blushing. Nobuyuki looks at the photos. "You have a good eye for photography, Tenchi. You know, your mom and I used to take pictures like that a lot." "Dad!!" cries out Tenchi. "I didn't need to know that!" Mihoshi is now looking at some of the photos. "Oh, my! Kiyone, don't you have any swimwear but bikinis?" Tenchi sighs. "Can we please go home now?" Kyoto grins. "Yeah, let's get outta here." Can we do that again, Tenchi-yon? asks Kiyone, sighing as Tenchi hugs her close to him. I promise, Kiyone-yoni, he tells her as Kyoto begins the fold. I promise.... The End Footnotes: *Lord Marshal of the Army. The supreme commander of Jurai's ground and marine forces. The Lord Marshal and his naval equivalent, the Lord Admiral of the Fleet, both hold permanent positions on Jurai's Supreme Council. * *L4: The fourth of a planet's LaGrange points. Each planet has five of these orbital points, where the gravities of the planet, the star, and any natural satellites the planet may have cancel each other out. These points are ideal for permanent orbital structures. See, we not only entertain, we educate as well! * *Megami: Japanese for "goddess (full term is usually "megami-sama")." The capital of the second-largest contingent of inhabited worlds in the Galaxy Federation, the Megami Alliance, as well as the site of a large GP Regional Headquarters station. In our characters' home dimension, Kiyone's homeworld. In the current dimension, same role, but destroyed by the Fourth Reich when the system declared independence and allegiance to Jurai. Incidentally, the largest contingent of worlds in the GF is, of course, the Republic of Jurai. On Megami, 70% of the population is female, and Kiyone is a slightly-above-average-looking girl. 'Course, Tenchi ain't complaining.... * *Kiyone: (Megami) "Cherished love." Taken from Ki, which means "special" or "cherished," and Yone, which means, "love," "heart," or "soul." In the phrase Kiyone and Tenchi share, the "heart" meaning for Yone is the meaning used. * *Sha'yla Sha'yla: The species name of the beings known as the ship-women. Quite an obvious El-Hazard reference, isn't it? Well, what did you expect me to use? The f***ing Zentraedi? Or maybe the Invid? * *Haori: The Japanese equivalent of a letterman's jacket, also a long tunic-like garment worn for semiformal or formal occaisions. Fans will recognize it as the black jacket Tenchi often wore with a button-down shirt in the OVAs. *This was our longest episode yet! Better hope we don't write one that's a hundred pages long! OR you may never get it! *Monofilament pulse blade: a specially-developed blade for the Jurai Special Forces. The monofilament in the center of the blade surrounds it with a pulsing energy field, enabling it to cut through up to fifteen meters' worth of plexisteel. This makes this weapon more powerful than any other conventional sword, although it is still a poor substitute for a light sword. * *Ta'i-ko chya: The Juraian art of swordfighting, renowned as the deadliest form of swordfighting in the universe. Chya means "sword," ta'i means "fighting," and ko means "way of." * *GMT: Greenwich Mean Time. Also called "Zulu." Allegedly the most accurate time on Earth. [Image][Image][Image][Image][Image]