Shinji asked, "What now?"

Rei answers, "You must chose"

Misato responds emotionlessly, "Yes, you must chose Shinji"

Asuka annoyed, "Shinji you idiot make a choice"

Shinji stares blankly at the three women no comprehending what they wish of him
of him he puts his hands on his head and yells out, "chose what?"

Misato coldly,  "Death."

Rei emotionless, "Life."

Asuka darkly, "A different life."

The three of them in unison  without emotion, "Death Or Rebirth. "

Shinji yells out, "I chose Rebirth!"
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"Wake Up You Idiot!!!!!!!!"

Shinji is startled by the sound that he hears he awakens in a start. He looks up
and sees Asuka above him.

Asuka is standing above Shinji looking down on him, "Well it's about time
stupid. I thought that you would never wake up. Hurry up were going to be late
for school."

Shinji jumps out of bed and gives Asuka a hug  Asuka is startled by this, yet
she does not try to push him away. Shinji brakes the hug and has tears in his
eyes, "Asuka your ok your not it a Comma. Third Impact has not occurred everyone
is alive. It's over the Angels are dead and we won't need to pilot Eva anymore!"

"Eva, Third Impact, Angels what are you talking about. Did you hit your head
while you were sleeping?", yells Asuka while giving him a weird look. The words
that Shinji had just said sounded familiar to her and it disturbed her so she
immediately shoved it out of her mind

Shinji suddenly has a flashback of the last 14 years of his life and remembers
that Asuka has been his friend ever since they were kids. The memories of Eva,
Third Impact and his old life start to fade away. Shinji remembers one more
thing before the memories left him forever. I have gotten my wish, I am reborn
and so is the entire world.

Asuka looks down, "So Shinji what was poking me in the leg. Had some interesting
dreams last night?"

Shinji looks down his face turned bright red he covered his dick, "Um I've gotta
go to the bathroom. I need to take a wiz.

Shinji goes into the bathroom and Asuka follows him in there. Meanwhile
downstairs Shinji's parents are having a conversation and you can here Shinji
and Asuka yelling in the background. It's mostly Shinji bitching at Asuka for
peeking at him and Asuka calling Shinji a pervert.

Yui in a sing song voice, "Isn't it sweet of Asuka to come bye and wake Shinji
up every morning. Honestly you and Shinji are much a like"

Gendo obediently, "Yes dear it's quite sweet of her. Well I have to be going to
work."

Gendo gets up and walked out the door 2 seconds later Shinji is being dragged
out of the Bathroom by Asuka.

Asuka yelled, "Hurry up you dolt were going to be late!"

Shinji: Um see ya later Mum.

Shinji and Asuka are out the door a second later. The 2 of them were running as
fast as they could towards the school
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School

Shinji and Asuka arrive in class 5 minutes before the bell rings. Shinji goes
over and sits next to his friends Kensuke and Touji. Asuka goes and sits by her
best friend Hikari. A screeching of wheels can  be heard in the background as
Misato's car pulls up. All of the boys in the school look out the window and
start to drool as Misato gets out of the car. Misato looks at the building
seeing all of the boys drooling over her she gives them the peace sign.

Asuka and Hikari look over and see Touji, Kensuke and Ikari drooling like the
rest of the boy

Asuka and Hikari at the same time, "Just look at those 3 stooges have they no
shame."

Then Misato walks in and makes an announcement, "All right we have some new
students here today so listen up dudes."

4 kids walk into the class room. The first one is a girl with blue hair and red
eyes. The second one is a boy with short gray hair that is kinds frizzy. The
third one is a girl with Long flowing blond hair, blue eyes and an impressive
rack. The fourth one is another girls that is short has green hair and these
weird gold colored eyes.

Blue haird girl enthusiasticly, "My name's Rei Ayanami how's it hanging."

Gray haird boy ecstatic, "My name is Kaoru Nagisa it is a pleasure to meet."

Blond haird girl happily, "My name is Akane Ryojin how's it going"

"My name is Yoko Furikasa." ,says the green haired girl

The entire male population of the class  staring at Akemi. It made Misato start
to feel jealous.

Misato annoyed, "I'm not in the mood to teach today I'm to tired. Read Chapter
1- 25 quiz tomorrow. "

Misato lays her head down on her desk and went to sleep. The class however did
not pay attention to what Misato had said, the new people were the center of
discussion. In less than 5 minutes a rumor was going around that Akane had the
hots for everyone and that all the new girls  were sluts. Shinji paid no
attention to the gossip and started to do his reading. He suddenly got a message
on his computer screen .The message reads, "Hey your kind cute do you have a
girlfriend?"

Shinji raised his head and looks around the room to see who sent him the
message. He can't tell since everyone is talking. Then another message appears,
"Well do you?"

Shinji types back, "no."

"Well then good come to this address if your not  doing anything tonight and
I'll tell you who I am. The address read 402 hyacinth building complex."

Shinji looks around the room nervously no girl had ever said those things to him
before. Well Asuka had invited him over to her house once or twice but they were
just really good childhood friends. They spent a lot of time together there was
no way she was interested in him. Shinji thought about what he was doing
tonight. Then he decided Shinji types back, "ok."

"Good I'll see you tonight don't be late."

Just then Touji comes up to talk to Shinji .

"Hey Shinji what are you doing tonight? Hikari, Asuka, Kensuke and I are going
to the movies. Asuka really wants you to come.", asks Touji

Shinji nervously, "I'm kinda of busy tonight."

Shinji then starts to reconsider his plans for the night he started to think
about Asuka. Then he mentally gave himself a kick and reminded himself that they
were just childhood friends. Asuka who has been listening in on the conversation
comes over and slaps Touji

"I don't want Ikari to come that idiot is to dumb to know what to do with a
girl. If he ever got one." yells Asuka

Shinji just sat there and watched as Asuka proved the point he had made to
himself. He would have been incredibly confused if she had said she wanted him
to come. He then started to consider Asuka's words and then realizes that she
had just insulted him he decides to let it slide though.

Touji rubs his  face, "That's not what Hikari said."

"Do you always believe what your girlfriend tells you Suzahara."

At this everyone in the class looks at Touji and Hikari apparently there
relationship was not quite so secret anymore. Kensuke and Shinji both give Touji
an evil look to show them their annoyance it not telling them

"I wanted to tell you guys but she wouldn't let me.", stammers Touji.

Shinji and Kensuke walk out of the class room. Just as the bell rings signaling
the end of the school day. Touji was about to leave when Hikari comes up to him

"Hey Touji why don't you come over after school today. My parents won't be
around for awhile. Then we can go to the movies with the others"

Touji gets this big grin on his face. Hikari puts her arm through his and they
walk out of the school. He also stars to think about how his going to make up
with his 2 best friends.

Hikari thinks, "Well it was bound to come out anyway, now I can hang all over
him in class and stuff."
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On the way home from school

Shinji and Kensuke are walking home together when, Shinji makes an unexpected
turn. He is walking towards the opposite end of town than where his apartment
is. Kensuke just looks at Shinji and lets him walk that way remembering that
Shinji had something to do. As Kensuke walked a way he began entertaining
himself with thoughts of Akane. He thought about what a nice rack she had and
how she just seemed really nice. Asuka who had been following the 2 boys notices
that Shinji is not going home. She wonders where he is  going. Ah why was she
wondering about Baka Shinji. She didn't have a crush on him they were just
friends they had been that way since they were kids. If she wanted him she would
know. Then why was she curious and jealous that Shinji had something important
to do tonight besides go to the movies. She shoves the thought out of her mind
and continues on her way.

A few minutes later Shinji Arrives at the address he was given.. He knocks on
the door and it is answered by the new girl Rei.

Rei happily, "Hi Shinji I've been expecting you come on in."

Shinji replies, "Um hello. So your the one that has been sending me messages."

Shinji steps inside the door.

"Well I had to get your attention somehow."

"Right. So, why did you ask me over here?"

"Well I wanted to get to know you better and I've found that asking people over
to your house is the best way to meet them".

"So you wanted to meet me tell me about your self."

"Not just that your cute and I was thinking about asking you out, but you need
to get to know people before you go out with them."

Rei starts to tell Shinji about her life and how it was when she used to live in
Tokyo-2, She talked about her parents friends and she had a pretty normal life.
Shinji then told her about himself. they both found each other quite
interesting. They decided to move to more comfortable surroundings. So they went
into the living room. Shinji sat on the couch and Rei sat next to him and
started to snuggle with him. They just sat in complete silence snuggling with
each other while they watched TV Then the coolest add in the whole world came on

Add, " At last what you've all been waiting for the past 2 months shall finally
be unveiled. Tomorrow at 4:30 on this station the newest for the great American
animators at Gainax. Neon Genesis Evangelion. Don't miss it!!"

Then some clips of the show were shown. Shinji and Rei both sat straight up and
stared at the TV in awe

Rei shouts, " I've been looking forward to that show for son long. My friends in
Tokyo-2 and I were going to have a big party and watch it."

"Well my parents are going out to celebrate their anniversary together and won't
be home till someone time the next day. you and the gang can come over and we'll
all spend the night it'll be great."

"Shinji why are you doing this for me we just met."

"I really like you Rei, we get along quite well and I want to make you feel at
home hear."

Shinji leans over to Rei they slowly come together and then they kiss. It starts
out as just a regular kiss. Shinji had never kissed a girl before he can't even
believe that he got up the nerve to kiss her.  They both break away then Rei
kisses Shinji back. This one is long deep passionate. Shinji kisses her back
also. Shinji finds his thought start to drift he begins to imagine Rei is Asuka.
what was he doing he shouldn't be thinking of her now especially in the way he
was. He pushes Asuka out of his mind but she keeps finding her way back then he
gets her out for good. The 2 of them start making out. 30 minutes pass until
they stop. Shinji looks down at his watch and realizes he has to get going.

"I got to get going, it's getting late and my mom doesn't know where I am."

Rei smiles disappointedly, "I was hoping you could stay longer but you have to
go. So I'll see ya tomorrow. Yeah wait for me at the corner were are paths cross
tomorrow on the way to School ok."

" UUUUU Rei I need to ask you something."

"What is it Shinji?"

"Will you go out with me?"

Rei ecstatically, "Of course I'll go out with you".

Rei walks over and gives Shinji another deep and passionate kiss. Right when
Rei's lips meet Shinji's he starts to think about Asuka again. She then pushes
Shinji out the door prompting him to get home before he get into trouble.

Shinji leaves and Rei walks over and goes into her room dreaming about tomorrow.
As Shinji walks home he begins to wonder why he asked Rei out and why Asuka
wouldn't get out of his mind.
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The next Morning.

"Wake  up you sleepy head can't you show any appreciation for your oldest and
dearest childhood friend who wakes you up every morning!" yells Asuka.
 
Shinji: shouts, "Damn it Asuka why do you have to be such a bitch!"

"Get up you!!!!!!"

Asuka takes Shinji's cover s off and notices the huge bulge in his shorts. She
get this inquisitive look on her face.

"So who were you dreaming about this time Shinji?"

"None of your damn business Asuka."

"Ohh Shinji you were dreaming about me weren't you?"

"Yeah Asuka I was dreaming about you. You were enjoying my manhood a lot."

Shinji just said this to egg Asuka on because she was egging such a bitch this
morning. But when he said that he began to picture Asuka doing that. What the
hell was he doing

"What? perverse idioti!"

Shinji finds himself getting slapped but it's not Asuka's usual sort it's
lighter then the others and she seems to be smiling. Asuka wonders why she is
smiling is it because he said he was dreaming of me. No it can't be that

"Asuka why are you such a bitch this morning are you having your period or
something."

"Wha, what did you just say?"

Shinji finds himself being slapped again.

"Asuka get the fuck out of my room so I can change your not stealing anymore
peaks of me.!"
Shinji gets up and literally throws Asuka out of his room. She lands on the
floor surprised she was thrown out of his room. He had kicked her out before but
he had never actually grabbed her and thrown her out before. Shinji was being
quite manly this morning she liked it. Asuka then shakes her head wiping that
last thought from her memory.
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The 2 of run to school as usual trying not to be late as usual. Right at the
corner which marks that they're close to school Shinji runs into Rei. They both
fall to the ground and Rei flashes Shinji her panties. Shinji gets up first and
goes over to help Rei up. As Shinji helps Rei up she leans over and gives him a
passionate kiss. Asuka's jaw drops at the site which she sees in front of her.
She feels something but she cant put her finger on it she tries to understand
what she's feeling she knows it's closely associated with anger. She begins to
turn bright red

Rei smiling, "I missed you."

Shinji also smiling, "I missed you to."

Rei leans over and gives Shinji another kiss as they continue on their way to
school. They decide to walk the rest of the way to school arm in arm. Shinji
looks back and sees  Asuka is still standing still on the street corner
dumbfounded at what she just saw and still bright red he wonders why she is like
that. He wanted to go ask her and comfort her but Rei just kept on trotting
along happy as a bird. Shinji felt lucky to have Rei but then why did he think
about Asuka so much. Asuka finally pulls her self together and trots of to
School.
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Shinji's School

As Shinji and Rei walk into class holding each other arm in arm there are a lot
of ouhs and ahs that arise from the class. The 2 of them go to their seats.

Touji inquisitively, "So Shinji are you going out with Rei?"

Kensuke excited, "Yeah Shinji what's the scoop?"

Shinji:, "Yes Rei and are going out. Just like you and Hikari are Touji and you
just wish you could have someone Kensuke."

Touji defensively, " Hey it's supposed to be a secret."

"The whole class knows. So how far have you gone Touji," says Kensuke

"Not far at all we've only kissed, also I like Hikari a lot I just don't know
how far I'll go with her I don't want to have sex with her if I don't love her.
All I know right now is that I really like to be around her."

Kensuke impressed, "Wow I would have never expected that from you Touji."

A strange silence comes between the three boys. They just there each re
evaluating each other looking for sides of their friends that they have not seen
before

Shinji breaking the silence, "Uhh where's Asuka she was right behind me?"

A couple of Seconds later Asuka burst into the room and she didn't look to happy
about everything. She walks over and sits by Hikari. She has her pissed of face
on. Shinji can't figure out why in the world Asuka is mad. Asuka her self is not
even sure why she is so mad, all she knows is the sight that she saw this
morning is really getting to her when it shouldn't be He is so  lost in thought
he doesn't 't even notice Misato come in.
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(Caption)
Lunch Time

Everyone is outside. Touji, Hikari, Kensuke, and Asuka are sitting together.
Shinji and Rei come over and sit down with everyone. When Asuka notices Shinji
and Rei she turns her back to them.  Shinji and Rei are startled by this but he
has a proposition to purpose to the entire group so he decide to ignore Asuka,
since she often has mood swings.

Shinji says, "Guys my parents are going out to celebrate their anniversary, and
as you know that today is the day that the new series Neon Genesis Evangelion is
launched by the creators of the greatest American animation Gainax. Well since
they are going out and have no intention of returning tonight. I figured that
you guys should all come over and spend the night."

Rei adds, "Yeah it'll be a party my old friends and I were going to do this in
Tokyo-2 but I don't live there anymore."

Kensuke jumps up, "Yeah I love ameranimation it rocks, I'll definitely come. Oh
by the way Shinji could you invite Akane?"

Shinji asks, "Why Kensuke?"

"No reason."

Hikari excited, "Hey I have a great idea let's invite all of the new kids."

Touji whines, "A man why do we have to invite those idiots."

Hikari giving Touji a death glare, "Be nice, or else."

"Or else what."

Hikari just grins at Touji and he immediately shuts up.

Rei walks over to Asuka, "So Asuka are you coming or what you haven't said a
word since Shinji and I arrived?" Rei couldn't figure out why Asuka had turned
her back when her and Shinji had come by Asuka still couldn't answer it herself

"Yeah, Yeah I'm coming.", answers Asuka

Hikari happily, "Good so all we have to do is invite the new people."
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Ikari residence

The 9 kids are all sitting crowded around the T.V screen  5 minutes before the
show is about to begin. Asuka is siting in front, Shinji and Rei are cuddled up
together and so are Hikari and Touji. Kensuke is sitting next to Akane. Kaoru
and Yoko  are sitting next to Asuka. Asuka looks behind her at the couples and
scowls

Asuka thinks, "Why does seeing Shinji with Rei bother me so much it shouldn't.
Maybe...... no that can't be it. I don't like that Baka I should have know that
by now if I did" Asuka the found herself looking back at Shinji and Rei. She
then quickly turns her head back towards the TV screen. Shinji notices Asuka
looking back at him and Rei he can't figure out why but it makes Shinji want to
go and snuggle with her instead of Rei.. But he can't do that. Besides he likes
Rei like that not Asuka yeah that was the way things were. Shinji then started
to pay attention to the T.V

Then It starts the special hour long Neon Genesis Evangelion. it's an hour since
it's the premier so there showing the first two episodes. The show opens with
the song Cruel Angels Thesis. (Author's note the show is exactly the same as the
one that we have all seen and loved the only differences are the names of people
and it's location. For those who haven't seen the show and are reading this
fanfiction I'll provide you with a brief over view of each episode as they are
watched) The first 2 episodes deal with David Guinness who is summoned by his
father to the state of Nevada, to pilot man's greatest weapon the synthetic
lifeform Evangelion. David and his father John don't get along. In the first
episode David arrives at his father's organization NERV. He doesn't want to go
out in the Eva and Battle  the attacking Angel but he does for the sake of and
injured girl Jessica. The second episode deals with how David did in the battle
and how he's adjusting to Nevada and his new guardian Michelle Phillips.
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Once the show is over all of the kids are awed but just how good it actually is.

"That was the best show I've ever seen!" , shouts Kensuke

"I agree a watch, I lot of ameranimation and that is by far the best I've ever
seen!" exclaims Akane

The kids talk about the show for about an hour all of them reminiscing about
there favorite parts. Shinji doesn't really join in thought because he found the
show oddly familiar, even though he knew that he'd never seen it before.

Yoko a little annoyed, "Enough of this talk let's really party now, we saw the
show it rocked now where is the beer?"

Kaoru answers, "I brought the beer it's in Shinji's fridge."

Asuka seductively,  "Shinji why don't you be a good host an go get the beer?"

She looks over and see that Shinji is preoccupied with Rei at the moment. Shinji
is kissing Rei and is trying to keep any thought s of Asuka for entering his
mind and it seems to be working. Asuka walks over to the couch grabs a pillow
and throws it at Shinji. It hits Shinji in the head and Shinji takes his lips
off of Rei's

Shinji startled, "Huh? What?"

Asuka annoyed, "What's the matter with you dumpkouf? Can't you be a good host
and get your friends some beer."

Shinji gets up to go get the beer

Shinji angry, "Damn it Asuka I was busy, you practically live here why couldn't
you go get them yourself. Damn  I guess you must be having you period if you
this much of a Bitch!"

Everyone Bursts out laughing

Asuka  extremely pissed, "What did you say?"

Asuka walks over and slaps Shinji and goes back to sitting with everyone. Shinji
then proceed to start chucking beers to everyone. He chucks one at Asuka extra
hard and it hits her in the head. She yells but decides not to seek vengeance
until later. The Shinji rejoins the group bringing the other 48 beers over. The
9 teenagers sit around and drink it up for about 2 hours.

Kaoru in a drunken slur, "This is getting lame. Lets play a game a party game."

Asuka jumps up spilling her beer, "I know, I know, let's play truth or dare."

Everyone agrees they all get into a circle a prepare to play truth or dare

Asuka says, "I'll go first, Shinji truth or dare."

To Be Continued
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Not this is a revised version of the original What the Hell it was completed May
25 1999. So I hope all you who read the original like this one it's meant tot
make more sense and bring the series more undercontrol then. I believe it's much
better that the last version that was out hope you all like it please send
comments and questions to Eva_Unit_12@hotmail.com
Salute to some of the greats.

If your A Fan fic writer and you see some of your ideas pop up it's most likely
accidental. You guys work hard at what you do and I have no intention of ripping
you guys off. There may however be some similarities. I find and idea I like I
may try to incorporate it into the series in a totally different way then you
did though I will not take direct ideas from people because that's just wrong.
I've read a few Eva fanfic's some great ones are Evaless. Sex tunes popularity
whatev by Kaoru Nagisa of tabris enterprises. he's on geocities if your
interested in his stuff, The Garden of Eva by Jim Lazar. This is one of the
funniest Eva fancies to date. you can find Jim at Earthlink.com(can't remember
the exact address but he's work is on some of the sites that this will be posted
on. The same goes for Kaoru Nagisa. If you like Eva and want to read some
serious fanfic's based on Eva then the place to go is www.eva-r.com. This is
what most fans believed should have been the sequel to the Original Evangelion
series. Kaoru if you read this you'll notice that I'm ending my story with truth
or dare like you did. I got the truth or dare thing because it's generic party
stuff and if I kept writing it would have been a couple of page longer. Evaless
is one of my favorite fics I can't wait for the HTML version and the next few
episodes.
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Genesis 1:2

In this episode the party is continued and there will be some sexually
orientated material for those of you who didn't get what you wanted. Peoples
Relationships will change. What is the deal with Asuka anyway. why does she not
like seeing Shinji with Rei. Also NERV and the Evangelions will show up in the
real world. How well that just remains to be seen. it's all in the next episode

Eventful night/Play till it hurts