“Just what do you think you were doing with our men?” asks Akane

“We were just dancing with them.” answers Kaelen

“You call what you were doing dancing with them!” shouts Asuka

“Only girlfriends can dance with their boyfriends like that. If your not going out then your a hoe” says Hikari

“Oh is that so, where does it say that?” inquires one of the 3 other girls

“Right here.” says Rei

Rei pulls a rectangular object out of her bag and throws it over to the girl that asked her where it said that. The girl picks up the book and the title of the book is the complete guide to hoes by Brendan. This makes all of the girls really mad.

“That’s it we are going to kick all your asses and if we win your boyfriends are ours.” says one of the other girls.

“We accept your challenge.” says Asuka

This has the guys really confused. What are they going to do if the girls lose this fight.

“Ladies let’s brawl.” shouts Kaelen

Then as if on cue The song changes to Dealing With The Rooster by Junkie XL. Then the ladies drop all of their belongings and square off. Asuka takes Kaelen. Rei goes after the  Red headed girl who was dancing with Kaoru. Akane goes after the Green haired chick who was dancing with Kensuke and Hikari goes after the brunette who was dancing with Touji. Kaelan charges at Asuka who moves out of the way and delivers Kaelen a karate chop on the back which knocks her on the floor. The Green haird girls throws a punch at Rei which she blocks and counters with a round house kick that sends the girl flying into the crowd. Hikari kicks the brunette girls right in the chest which sends her falling on to the ground and Akane jump punches the red head in the face.
 4 girls then get back up and decide to try a combined attack on the girls. Akane, Rei, Hikari and Asuka easily dodge the attack and the girls end up running into the wall knocking each other out.

“That was easy.” says Asuka wiping her hands

“Yeah, it was.” says Rei

“Now let’s deal with the guys.” says Akane

The 4 guys gulp as they see there girlfriends coming towards them. They all believe that they are deader than dead. But to their surprise they all get passionate kisses from their girlfriends

Asuka whispers to Shinji, “ Sorry I’m late.”

The other 3 girls say the just about the same thing to their boyfriends. They are all completely shocked that they are not mad. When they finally break their girlfriends embrace they look at what they are wearing and all 4 of them are absolutely stunning

“You look beautiful Hikari” says Touji

“Why thanks Touji you wanna dance?” asks Hikari

“Sure.” says Touji

The 4 couples are out on the floor dancing and grinding to all of the awesome techno and j-pop that the DJ is playing.

“Hey Akane  I thought Yoko was supposed to come.” says Kensuke

“She’s here, she’s just looking for a guy.” replies Akane

Yoko was wandering thorough the crowds looking for Corey. She was having a lot of trouble finding him. She was looking every which way then she ran into Aoki.

“Hey Aoki have you seen Corey around?” asks Yoko

“Yeah I just saw him by the punch bowl.” answers Aoki

“Thanks Aoki.” says Yoko as she trots of the refreshments table

There he is Corey. Oh what was she going to say to him. He was so hot. Did he like her. Well there was only one way for her to find out. She was going to ask him to dance. She walks over to the table and tries to look as sexy as possible. She is then next to him

“Hey Corey would you like to dance?” asks Yoko

Corey looks over and sees that it is Yoko. She’s his rival why would he want to dance with her. But then she is really good looking maybe she is not so bad. He had after all not danced with anyone tonight

“Sure why not.” replies Corey

Corey and her go out onto the dance floor and start dancing together they dance for about 5 songs and then a DJ plays a slow song. It’s a long December an old 20th century song by the counting crows. Yoko and Corey begin to slow dance together. She looks up at him and is falling hard. As do the other 4 couples. Shinji holds Asuka close to him and kisses her passionately. Rei and Kaoru dance like a couple that has been together forever. Akane and Kensuke stare into each others eyes and share little pecks. Hikari and Touji made out like 2 fiends. The slow song lasts for about 2 minutes then it stops and the DJ puts on A techno version of the song fly me to the moon. The 4 official couples start to grind to this and Corey tries to grind on Yoko. But she moves away from him just a little. then he tries to grind on her again and she moves farther away form him.

“Why are you moving away from me because I want to grind.” inquires Corey

“Because were not going out yet.” replies Yoko

“Who says we were ever going to go out.” says Corey.

After he says that Yoko’s friends and Corey’s friends gather around the 2. Shinji and Asuka have looks of concerns and Sadness on their faces.

“What so you were just using me!” screams Yoko

“Yeah basically.” answers Corey

“You are nothing but a pathetic bastard!!” screams Yoko

She then balls her fist and punches Corey in the face as hard as she could. Corey goes flying through the air and hits the DJ stand. Yoko is about to storm out when Corey’s friends block her exit.

“What the hell did you do that for?” asks Akira

“None of your fucking business!!” screams Yoko
“Your not going anywhere without apologizing.” states Sakura

“Get out of my way bitch!!” screams Yoko

Then Shinji and the rest of the gang are at Yoko’s side

“This is not your fight, it is between her and Corey let’s just all leave peacefully now.” says Kaoru

Surprisingly Ngumo, Megumi and Aoki clear a path for them to leave. The 9 teens get out of the school and they walk for a little bit until they all reach Asuka’s house which is where they were going to spend the night anyway. When they all got into Asuka’s room Yoko broke into tears.
Rei went over to comfort her friend.

“Why, Why me why do guys always try to use me, why am I nothing but their doll, there plaything.” cries Yoko

“You are not, were guys and were your friends Yoko.” says Kensuke

“Just because you haven’t found a guy yet doesn’t mean that one won’t come along.” says Akane in a comforting voice

“Don’t beat yourself up over this, that hentai Corey is not worth it.” says Hikari

“Yoko you’ll find someone. Trust me.” says Touji

Yoko looks around and sees all of the comforting faces of her friends. They were right just because her love life has sucked all her life doesn’t mean anything it may just be a bad streak. She would find the right guy eventually she would just have to improve her judgment. There was a person out there for everyone she just hadn’t found the right one yet. Hopefully her day would come soon. She just never had any luck with men though. But her friends and she herself had give her new hope. She looks up at her friends teary eyed

“Thanks I feel a lot better now” says Yoko

“Your welcome.” says Shinji

“Now everyone it’s time to get to sleep even tough we are out of school now we need to get up early since the Eva championships will be televised live tomorrow at 12:00. So it’s time to go to bed children.” says Asuka

The 9 children go to sleep they have a big day ahead of them.
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Nerv Second Branch
After everything it has come down to just 2 teams. The championship will be decide by a team versus team battle. Shinji’s team is going to take on Corey’ team for the finally. The 2 teams were in the simulators prepared for launch. Then they are launched. The 2 teams appear in virtual Tokyo 3. Neither team can see the other. They are as far away from each other as they can be. Shinji decides it will be best to take have it work out as Eva versus Eva.

“All right here is how it goes. Unit-03 you take Unit-06. Unit-04 you take Unit-05....”

“No, not I want  Unit-05 Corey’s mine.” interrupts Yoko

“Fine Unit-04 take Unit-00, Unit-06 take Unit-05. Unit-03 take Unit-01, Unit-00 take Unit-07, Unit-07 take Unit-03, Unit-02 take Unit-08, Unit-08 take Unit-06,Unit-05 take Unit-04 and I’ll take Unit-02.” says Shinji

“All right let’s whoop their sorry asses!” shouts Touji

“One last thing if you encounter and enemies Unit that is not the one you are supposed to fight, fight it and let us all know that the order got screwed. Now move out” says Shinji

The nine Evas break up and head for the nearest armaments buildings. Shinji finds his weapon of choice a progressive sword. Asuka finds a prog spear. Touji finds a positron rifle. Kensuke finds a prog axe. Yoko finds some prog sais. Rei found a rifle. Hikari found a prog mace. Akane found 2 bazookas. Kaoru finds a 2 rifles. The nine Evas then get into formation and charge towards their opponents location opponents. when they arrive at the location they realize that there is no on there anymore.

“Shiest were are they?” says Asuka

“I think we just ran into an ambush.” says Kensuke

Right after Kensuke says that, nine Evas spring from their hiding places.

“Shit!” shouts Touji

Team Rebirth brings all of there weapons around to block there advesaries attack. Which they do. As luck would have it they are all paired up against who they were supposed to be paired up against.

“Split them up there is no way we can beat them as a group.” says Shinji over the teams private comn channel

The nine Evas push against there opponents and eventually throw them back. Each Eva launches an attack which successfully splits the team up, making it Eva versus Eva. Kaoru attacked Unit-00 which had Megumi in it. He had blocked her initial attack were she had used a prog spear with his knife. Now he used the 2 rifles on her. He had not yet neutralized her AT-Field. then he had an idea. He dropped one of his rifles and emptied the other one. Since he had not penetrated Megumi’s AT-Filed he had just created a ton of Smoke. He used the smoke as cover and snuck through it. Where did he go wondered Megumi she cold not see throw all this smoke. Then Suddenly the smoke cleared and there loomed Eva Unit-04. It had blue bans on it to signify it was on the other team. Then the everything goes black. Unit-04 had stabbed Unit-00 in the head with the prog knife. Now all Megumi could do was watch the battle

“Shinji I have taken out Unit-00.” says Kaoru over there private channel.

“Sit tight Kaoru we don’t need any help yet I want you as back up. Come on in whenever we need help” says Shinji

“Roger.”

Hikari fought Unit-06 which had Sakura in it. Sakura had a progressive spear and she uses to constantly block Hikari attacks with the mace. Then Hikari sees Unit-06 drop her spear. Hikari throws her mace at Unit-06 bashing it backwards. Then she bends down to get the spear. She is about to stand up when She sees a flash of metal then the cockpit goes dark. Unit-06 had come across another armament building and had found a sword. Sakura had just loped Hikari’s head off.

“We just lost Hikari.” says Kensuke

“I’ll take Unit-06.” says Kaoru who trots off towards the battle with a rifle in one hand and his prog knife in the other.

Touji had just heard that Hikari had been taken out and that had pissed him off a lot. he fired mercilessly on Unit-01 which. Kyoske was piloting. Touji had not scored a successful hit so far. But he was pounding on him. Then Kyoske finally started to fire back with his rifle. and he succeeded in severing. Unit-03’s left arm. Touji throws the positron rifle at Unit-01 which knocks it down. he reaches over to his left arm and extracts the prog knife. Unit-01 is getting up when Touji hurls the knife at Kyoske it severs his right arm forcing him to drop his rifle. But Kyoske picks up the Positron rifle. Touji know he can’t win this one. He lunges at Kyoske and activates the Eva’s self destruct mechanism. The blast takes out Unit-01 and Unit-03.

Shinji dueled Unit-02. they each had progressive swords. It was quire the sight to behold as the weapons clashed left and right. Over head chops were parried. Strikes were blocked. sometimes kicks and punches would get worked into it as well. This whole thing went back and forth for quite some time. Shinji saw his chance. It was something he could of and should have done a long time ago. He kicked Unit-02 in the stomach which knocked Aoki back. he threw his sword at Aoki and it missed. Aoki now had the advantage. He charged at Unit-01 but. Unit-01 leaped over Aoki and landed hard on Unit-02’s back. Then in Aoki’s Eva the screen went black. Shinji’s prog knife was embedded in Unit-02’s back. Shinji had shot the knife up into the air and had jumped above it and used his Eva’s monstrous foot the force it all the way into Unit-02’s back. There was no way he
was going to get that knife back he. Shinji picked up his sword and went off looking for battle.
Asuka battled Akira she had her spear and he had a sword she was losing ground she had tried to take the offensive a few times but it wasn’t working. Damnit why wasn’t it working. Was it because Unit-08 was superior to Unit-02 no that couldn’t be it. unit-08 came down with an overhead chop. Asuka brought he spear to block it. She did but The spear broke into. 2 She was defenseless there was no way she would be able to defeat Akira with only her prog knife. Damn it why did she always lose why did she always fail. Unit-08 was about to deliver a death blow when suddenly it slumped over and fell to the ground. It ahs a sword stinking out of it’s back. Asuka saw Unit-01 standing a few meters away.

“Looks like you needed help.” says Shinji

“Thank You.” says Asuka

Once a long time ago Asuka would have rather died then received Shinji’s help but now she was grateful for it. Then Suddenly Unit-01 fell to the ground after being racked with bullets. Unit-06 had just taken it out. Asuka was so pissed that she picked up the 2 halves of here spear and hurled them at Unit-06. They pierced Unit-06’s core destroying it. 2 seconds later Kaoru showed up.

“Damn I was to slow.” says Kaoru

“It’s ok let’s just beat the crap out of Corey and his team.” Asuka and Kaoru went off together Asuka was now armed with 2 progressive swords.

Rei battled Ngumo who was in Unit-07. the battle was not going god for Rei she was losing Ngumo had already severed one of her Evas arms. She had also lost her rifle. It had been destroyed by Ngumo’s progressive Axe. Rei had to do something she was going to lose. She charged Ngumo and saw a flash of metal she ignored it. She grabbed his Eva by the throat with her only good arm. She squeezed  his throat. Then suddenly both Evas go silent. She had snapped Unit-07’s neck but His Axe had reached her core that was the flash of light that she had originally seen.

Kensuke fought Unit-03 which was piloted by Sasamy. Sasamy had a positron rifle but Kensuke had destroyed it and now she was equipped with approve spear. He could not get through her defenses. She used it more like a quarter staff then a spear. He had been pressing her hard and it had no affect on her. He decided to back off a little. Then suddenly he was pined to a building. Sasamy has thrown it at him. Shit he decide to uses hi Axe to free himself. Then realized she would come at him her prog knife. he managed to deflect her lunging attack with the prog knife. then Kensuke looks to the left of him and see a armament building. Sasamy finds a Bazooka which she uses to blow Kensuke up at close range. Sasamy takes off looking for other prey.

Kaoru and Asuka were looking for Unit-03. They had heard Kensuke right before he has been killed they were at his reported position but there was no one in sight.

“There is no one here.” says Kaoru

“Shiest we just walked into another ambush!” shouts Asuka

She dives over and tackles Kaoru. As missiles fly over head. Neither of them can se where the missiles are coming from since they are pined down.

“Shiest what are we going to do?” wonders Asuka

“I have a plan but we may have to sacrifice one of us.” says Kaoru

“All right.” says Asuka

“One of us makes a run for it, she’ll either keep one of us pined down run or shoot at the person that is running. That gives one of us a chance to take her out.” says Kaoru

“All right I’ll be the running person, I owe you one form before. Your appearance distracted Unit-06 long enough for me to kill it.” says Asuka

“Nope that’s my job.” says Kaoru

He jumps up and breaks into a run. He gets hit by one Bazooka shot it doesn’t kill him then he gets hit by a second one and Kaoru’s Eva explodes. Sasamy is pretty pleased with herself. Then she sees Unit-02 in front of Her and then nothing. Unit-02 cut here Eva into 3 pieces.

Akane and Unit-04 which is piloted by another girl named Akane. Both of them had started with Bazooka. But they had quickly discarded the weapons realizing how ludicrous a fight like that would be stupid. They had both switched to their knives for awhile and had this intensive knife fight. then they had stumbled on this Armament building. Thy had each drawn out spears and it looked like they were having a quarter staff battle. Then both of the Evas’ tripped each other an the fell on there asses. This fight was getting them nowhere they were no evenly matched. Then suddenly both of them realized that they had each left a huge opening. The 2 Evas shoved there spears through each other cores and blew up. There were now only 3 Evas left Yoko’s, Corey’s and Asuka’s

Corey and Yoko had been going at it for a long time. They had gone through every type of weapon that there was. The fact that Yoko hated Corey made him her equal. The battle was insane you could not tell who was going to win. Then Yoko tripped over the remains of a building. Corey has a pistol in his hand and is going to shot Yoko’s Eva in the head.

“Your so pathetic Yoko you know that.” says Corey

“Wrong you are.” says Asuka.

She hurls her 2 swords at Corey. They collide with his Eva cleaving it in 2. His AT-Filed is already being neutralized by Yoko so he had no chance. The simulation is over Team Rebirth has one.

When Asuka and Yoko exit the simulation they are greeted by there team mates who are extremely excited. They had one the Eva Championships they were going to Nevada next week to compete in the world championship.

“Way to go guys we did it.” screams Kensuke

“Yeah we did. Ha, Ha!!” shouts Touji

The entire group is in a circle hugging each other and congratulating each other. They are all extremely happy. While everyone was celebrating Shinji began to wonder why he acted so differently in Eva it was weird. Well now as not the time to think about it, they had just won. The television cameras are on them and they are also on Corey’s team, the losers. Ngumo, Aoki and Megumi walk over to Shinji and the gang.

“Congratulations.” says Aoki

“Yeah congratulation.” says Megumi

“Great job.” says Ngumo

“Thanks.” says Shinji

“You guys weren’t bad your self out there also.” says Akane

“Yeah not bad, not bad at all.” says Touji

The rest of the team comes over and congratulates, Shinji and the gang. Then they start to talk as if they are all good friends. All except for Corey that is he quietly exited the simulator and left NERV’s second branch he had been utterly defeated he did not want to face anybody right now.
Then the 17 teenagers head of to pilot country. To celebrate there victory and to make new friends
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Ikari Residence

Shinji and the gang were at his house home alone. His parents had decided to go out for the night since, Shinji’s team had one and let them celebrate all night. It was 9:30 now and everyone was preparing to watch the newest episode of Neon Genesis Evangelion. It was the 16th episode
since they had a special 4 all new episode marathon last week.

(This is the episode where Unit-01 is taken into Eva and then busts out. It’s exactly the same except the names and the locations changed. If you want to know all about that stuff look for the info in the first episode of What The Hell. Once again I don’t have time for a synopsis.)

The 4 couples were snuggling together and Yoko sat be herself but she was happy content at least. The episode was one of the best yet. The more they got into the episode the more disturbed Shinji became. He his it well from everyone. Then it was at the very end of the episode and Shinji started to clutches his head then he collapsed. He has a flashback. It was of him being trapped inside Eva twice. The first time he almost died the second time he was taken inside of it. it was awful. He came to about 5 minutes later. All of his friends were over him and Asuka was really worried about him.

“Are you ok Baka.” asks Asuka really worried

“I’m fine it was, it was nothing. I’m just tired.” says Shinji

“Ok let’s get you to bed then. Shinji.” says Asuka

The rest of the gang had mischievous looks on there faces.

“No, not like that you hentai’s.” says Asuka

The 2 of them go into Shinji’s room to sleep. Asuka cuddles up to Shinji and holds him close. This makes him feel good and he forgets the horrible awful flashback as the one he loves snuggles with him. The they both fall asleep both happy just to be together. Outside in the living room.

“Well since everyone else is tired we might as well all hit the hay to.” says Akane

Hikari and Touji go into the guest room, Akane and Kensuke go into Shinji’s parent room. Rei and Kaoru crash in the living room along with Yoko. Rei, Kaoru and Yoko fall asleep right away. While the other 2 couples have some other things planned. Akane and Kensuke intend to fool around for awhile. Touji and Hikari have bigger plans. They all sleep well though because they dream about going to Nevada next week.
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Guest Room.

Hikari and Touji got naked as soon as they got into the guest room. Touji got a hard on right when he saw Hikari naked. She was beautiful she has the body of a goddess. Hikari walks over to Touji and grabs his stiffening cock in her hand. She slowly ran her hand up and won Kensuke’s shaft jerking him off. He started to moan lightly. Then instinctively Hikari brought her head down and started to suck on Touji’s dick. She slide her mouth up and down his shaft first for a little while. Touji gets a real thrill out of watching Hikari’s head bob up and down. Hikari then starts to lick the head of hi penis for awhile. Then she gets this great idea she’ll deep throat Touji. She opens her mouth as wide as she can and slowly slides all of Touji’s penis into her mouth.  Then she starts to suck on the entire thing while it’s in her mouth. Touji moans really loudly as waves of intense pleasure come over him. Hikari sucks and sucks until Touji shots his load right down her throat. The Hikari get up onto the bad and spreads her legs wide open. Touji dives right in licking Hikari’s snatch like a fiends. He shoves his tongue inside hr pussy an probe around. This makes Hikari moan loudly. Then he removes his tongue and starts to lick her clitoris which makes her moan loudly again. Then to make her come. Touji. slides his tongue between her folds and sucks on her clit. Hikari moans a little then as Touji increases his speed and start to sucks harder and harder. Hikari’s moans get louder and louder until she comes screaming into his mouth, and Touji just keeps on going and she comes 5 times in a row. Hikari is only starting to recover from her orgasms, when Touji slams his dick into her as hard as he could. He starts to pump her slowly and Hikari moans again. Then his pace increases at a steady pace and both of there moans get louder and louder. Then Hikari’s vagina grips Touji like a vice and he comes into her pussy. Hikari didn’t come again so he decided to try something new. He had Hikari get on all fours. Then he slowly slide his dick into Hikari’s ass. When Hikari feel his dick entering her ass she does not start to protest instead she pushes up against t him making it slide in faster. Then once it is all the way in Touji stars to pound Hikari’s ass as hard as he could. Hikari like sit so much she starts to scream with pleasure. Touji starts to ram her as hard and as fast as he could. Then they both come at the same time. The 2 of them then clean themselves up and fall into a blissful sex induced sleep.
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Ok that’s the end of the sixth chapter. What did you guys think of it. Wow I have nothing to write at the end since I said thanks at the beginning. Wait no I didn’t I said go read those peoples fics. Well I would like to thanks all of them as well for there support and interest in What The Hell you guys rock. In the next episode the Team goes off to Nevada for the National Championship what awaits them there. oh yeah e-mail me with c&c at eva_unit_12@hotmail.com
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