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In a brief moment of insanity, mark haney penned this to all.

Retyped here for those without fidonet by Tony Figueroa...

Streamlinean Rhapsody
Done to Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen

Are these the real words
Is this just a bad dub
Lost in translation
Not even close to reality

Open you eyes
Look up to the screen and see

I'm just a poor fan
Don't dub my anime
Because it's easy come, easy go
His too high, hers too low

Any way the words go, doesn't really matter
To him... to him...

Macek, just killed a show
Put a dub against its head
Pushed record and now it's dead
Macek, it had just begun
And now you've gone and thrown it all away

Macek, o-o-o-o
Didn't mean to make you cry
But I won't be back again to see this movie
subtitle on, subtitle on
'Cause it really really matters

Too late
The dub is done
Sent shivers down my spine
Eardrums aching all the time
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Got to leave the dub behind and run away

Macek, o-o-o-o
I don't wanna lie
I sometimes wish you'd never born at all

I see a little subtitle on the screen
Manga Corps, Renditions, have you seen the AnimEigo?
Thunderbols and lightning
Lum sounds very frightening to me!

AnimEigo, Manga Corp
AnimEigo, Manga Corp
AnimEigo, Manga Corp
Magnifico-o-o-o-o

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's Carl Macek, don't dub my anime
Spare us this strife from your monstrosities

easy come, easy go, will you let me dub?
IST VILL NAUGHT NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOU DUB!
Let him go!
IST VILL NAUGHT! WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO!
Let him dub!
IST VILL NAUGHT! WE WILL NOT LET YOU DUB! 
Let me go! Will not let you go! Let me dub! Will not let you dub!
Let me go-o-o-o-o
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

Oh, Carl Macek, Carl Macek
Carl Macek, please don't dub

Yes Carl Macek has Satan for a voice actor
poor me... poor me

So you think you can chop up and edit my show?
So you think you can dub it leave it to die!
Oh, Macek
Take a dub to me Macek?
Just gotta get out! Just gotta get right out of here!

o-o-o-o oh yeah, feel the air

Subbing really matters. Anyone can see.
Subbing really matters.
Subbing really matters, to me

Any way the dub goes.

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Hope you like this. Sorry it came out so negative towards Macek.
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Now, I retyped this from a sheet someone gave me off FidoNet.  
So, break out your Queen music and sing karoake!
I only wish I had a copy of Takahashi Girls on paper or on disk... 

Wish they all could be Takahashi Girls...

Tony Figueroa
The Darksphere Master