From: Rob Kelk Tangent / Spamfic: THOSE OBNOXIOUS ALIENS ========================================== Inspired by the series 'Urusei Yatsura' (by Rumiko Takahashi) and DC Comics' Tangent imprint (created by Dan Jurgens) Copyright 1999 by Rob Kelk An HTML version of this story is available at the Anime Tangents Page, http://westwood.fortunecity.com/smith/467/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yeah, they're obnoxious, all right. Take the little one. Please! He keeps turning on that _stupid_ night light in his _stupid_ finger. And my phone bills! Argh!! And his green buddy over there - all he _ever_ does is sit around and talk! If I hear him say "Ready for dinner, I am not" one more time, I'm going to scream! You'd think somebody as old as he says he is would know how to speak _proper_ English by now... Don't get me started on that other short guy! At least he can speak English properly, but all the neighbours' cats disappear whenever he goes out! And his fur clogs up the shower! But they're not as bad as the human-looking ones!! Aarrrrrrgh!!!!! That guy with the egg fetish really gets my goat sometimes! He can't take _anything_ seriously!! And if I hear the pointy-eared one say football is "illogical" or drinking at the bar is "illogical" or anything _else_ I like is "illogical" _one more time,_ I'm gonna hit him with a big club!!! Just you watch me!!!!!!! Why, oh WHY, did they all have to move in with _ME_?????????????????? -- Rob Kelk -- Rob Kelk robkelk@ottawa.com robert.kelk@pemail.net "I'm _not_ a kid! Nyyyeaaah!" - Skuld (in "Oh My Goddess!" OAV #3)